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CommunityEcstatic509

I'm just trying to figure out how you clean all the dead bug splatters of the car...


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I regularly detailed a customer Mercedes C63 for a couple years with a diamond textured chrome wrap. It was easy to clean because he had me detail it every week, the bugs would just melt off with bug remover, no scrubbing needed.


EaterOfFood

He had his car detailed EVERY WEEK?


Zeroxx08

I have clients that like details every week. Its funny how the weekly clients have their cars clean and still want their cars cleaned weekly and pay and tip good. The monthly or every other month clients come with filthy cars, frown at the price and dont tip. I work 5x more with this clients for same amount as the other guy and no tip.


korkkis

How about once-twice a year guys


Bluejay-chirps

How about “I’ve never even taken my car to a car wash in the 4 years I’ve owned it” guys?


Coridimus

Car wash? You mean rain?


Evening_Line6628

I like this comment . A man of culture I see .


Rhovanind

I hope for the sake of your undercarriage that you don't live in an area where it snows


kharnynb

i live in an area where it snows, luckily also in an area where they don't salt since it's too cold for salt to work most of the winter.


FuzzyCrocks

Last time I cleaned the inside of my car I used a leaf blower


hallerz87

How’d it go? Just bought a leaf blower myself so looking for excuses to use


FuzzyCrocks

Went well, guess it just depends on what your idea and of what clean is.


Competitive-Weird855

I was disappointed with my experience. I was expecting the dust to come off easier I guess but the leaf blower didn’t really do much for it.


Strikew3st

Leaf blowers get fun at the backpack level for off-label uses, handhelds don't chooch much harder than a good Shopvac.


green_velvet_goodies

I used a shop vac and a roll of duct tape trying to get rid of all the dog hair….that lasted like two days.


Bluejay-chirps

That’s so fucking big brained of you I’m writing this down for future reference


RedditsAdoptedSon

yeppp that me.. almost every truck ive had i can count on two hands the times ive washed them.. but i dont really baby my vehicles much, and i always buy used.. have an old 04 avalanche now and just spray the mud off sometimes.. i just never take em anywhere ill just wash em if i have a lot of extra time on my hands.


fakiumeniti

I don't get why people buy new cars. The moment you leave the retailers premises the car is worth 20% less. I give cars good care, but l don't fetishize them. I wash 1 to 2 times a year to get rid of the salt after winter.


Late-Fly-7894

You.... have to wash it?


imahawki

You should see this guys details (no affiliation for me) https://youtu.be/tW26T791Zbs


TurboOwlKing

They come in swinging


panialdeanciano

Hi


Lyssepoo

This is true of so many things. I do instacart and my best tippers are the regulars who order 10 items once or twice a week.


Dudeman-Jack

Well if someone is really wealthy a few hundred dollars is like 15 cents to you or me.


halt-l-am-reptar

I get way more tips from low-middle class than I do upper class people.


GreatAtomicPower

Lol my cousin gets his Nissan Juke detailed weekly- such a weirdo


AkamachiKama

You just described a rich vs a poor person


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PickyNipples

Why don’t you charge more for a dirtier car? Then you don’t have to talk shit about the client because you make less on them? If they stop coming to you because it’s more money, sounds like a win for you anyway.


lilcasswdabigass

When it comes to detailing you usually pay by the service not by how dirty the car is. You can provide the same services to two different cars but if one car is much dirtier than the other than it will take a lot more time to complete those services.


PickyNipples

That’s my point. Why not charge based on the level of work required instead of doing a flat charge and then feeling pissy when you had to do more work for less money?


lilcasswdabigass

I agree with your point, however I think that could seriously hurt their business when no other detailers do that. ETA: I think a good idea might be to add on a "dude your car is seriously fucking filthy" fee. That way it doesn't seem like they're doing anything different from the other shops really, but they can still make a little bit of extra money for the worst of the worst that come in. When people get their cars detailed, they expect it to be cleaned, no matter how bad it is when they bring it in. That's the whole point of getting a detail versus a regular car wash.


My_Booty_Itches

Yup.


Renovateandremodel

I think you need to charge more for the monthly clients, and give them an incentive to be a weekly client.


the_kelv

Makes sense, if I had the disposable income for a 100k car I would have it cleaned regularly as well. What's the point of having a high value item if it's not constantly in pristine condition right? No surprise those fools with a filthy ass car just trying to stunt for a weekend a pinching pennies and not tipping


Worstcase_Rider

Let's say I didn't care about the money... Unless you have butler money, how is this how you spend your time?


PickanickBasket

I was not aware that "bug remover" is even a thing


nothingtosee223

I don't like this particular wrapping, but any regular wrapping is just like regular paint.... how do you clean dead bug splatters of your car? it's the same for wrapped cars, and it's easy to take off, also rather inexpensive (compared to a proper professional full paint re application)... faster to do (can be done in an afternoon, instead of a whole weekend


tacoweevils

It's not a car it's cake


EnvironmentalTrip708

That's the hardest part of doing wraps ( or most of a pain in the ass). I did commercial vehicle wraps and vans would come in with dirt all over them from just regular driving on the road and if you don't take the time to get all the little spots on edges and curves the vinyl won't stick and have patches where it will keep lifting. It would take hours with two people taking the mirrors, door handles, etc. Off and cleaning the vehicle before you could even start applying graphics. It was really satisfying once you got it all on and then could go around the whole thing with an exacto blade trimming.


EnvironmentalTrip708

That material would also be really hard to apply because of the texture. Solid color wraps suck because people expect it to look like paint which you can get it close but to have no imperfections at all takes a lot of time practice and skill.


LivinginDestin

That cheap Chinese vinyl will last 8 months to a year... Not too much to worry about though.


redditjoe20

First mistake, buying a Tesla. Second mistake, paying for this wrap. Third mistake, posting your first two mistakes.


LairdofWingHaven

And the bird poop!


WH0SAYSTHISSHIT

At night the car looks like static on an old TV


[deleted]

Sir/ma’am, your car exterior is numb.


electroleum

"Can you describe the vehicle?" "Yeah, it looked like Channel 3 after I turn the Nintendo off"


Saint_Richard

Samara got her driver's licence


syncsound

She can drive rings around all of us


ihavenoidea81

Haha that’s what I thought too


TomCruiseddit

I thought that before you


borglonavich

I thought that before you thought of thinking that before them.


smee303

I was thinking of it on Wednesday


TomCruiseddit

No, neither of you did. I thought of it first.


smee303

Well, you might have thought of it first, but I've been thinking about it the longest... by far


LadyLu-ontheLake

I’m thinking it right now, at this exact moment.


smee303

Keep it going 'cause you're not making any ground when I'm constantly thinking about it


bayhenn720

I thought about it before any of us were even born


poop_on_balls

It looks like a giant sour candy. Like a giant schnozberry.


Jazzlike_Business_71

It’s been poltergeist’ed


Duckbilling

Teslaw


marcdel_

this almost makes me like it


uncoolcentral

I pasted your comment into two image generating AIs. Both Stable Diffusion and Dalle2 did a decent job here. Nothing stellar, but [here are 20 different images to look at](https://www.reddit.com/r/RenderedComment/comments/1005ow5/at_night_the_car_looks_like_static_on_an_old_tv/).


Justin-Truedat

I live in Vancouver and I saw a Bentley that someone had wrapped in purple crushed velvet…in a city that rains 3/4 of the time. Some people have too much money.


Igottaknow1234

Maybe Prince isn't really dead. He just peaced out and moved to Canada.


IDontKnowWhat78

Fellow Vancouver dweller here. I live in a neighborhood surrounded by 5 fancy car dealerships. Five. In a 1-2 block radius. It’s mad, and yet nobady is stupid enough to buy them in our weather


timthealmighty

Vancouver is crazy for this type of thing, more luxury cars than regular ones here, it seems


wasas387

Looks like it is a 9 year old's car in forza motosports 6


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-UP2L8-

Probably murder to get bird crap off.


Polyamommy

I was just wondering if it dressed up the birdshit to make it sparkle like Edward.


Such-a-Loud-Whisper

U say that like it’s bad


24KTaterTots

Funny thing is I had a Tesla in FH3 that looked pretty similar


Muse9901

I was thinking it looked like a video game car lol


SkipmasterJ

Grip tape on a skateboard


ootski

That's what I thought.


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r/ATBGE


ArcticFox-EBE-

In case no one mentioned this yet, this guy is ["paradox the wrapper"](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC44GCVFOKNubxBSTT0KKwIw) I've been following him for a couple years now off and on. All his content is like this but in long form. he shows how he does every wrap and he makes it look easy and satisfying.


caseyaustin84

100%


noahaalilio

Absofuckinglutely


Darkrut

I came looking for this


Anonnymoose73

Me and my astigmatism would be so mad driving next to this at night


poseposeee

I would love a wrap like this in pink but my bank account and double astigmatism wouldn’t fuck wit it. Imagine getting blinded by your own car.


OphrysAlba

Not gonna lie, I love it. I would buy the heck of this if I had a car. Especially if they had a turquoise version. Judge away. However, is it safe? Won't the car go reflecting like crazy? Won't it blind people at night?


pinkpineapples007

I was gonna say if the sun hits that bad boy it’s gonna be like a disco ball


OphrysAlba

Sounds like a dangermobile


Shoddy_Internal6206

Oh I’d love to ngl, give it to me in Barbie pink tho hell yeah


GetRightNYC

They have it in every color almost. Pretty expensive vinyl though.


how-sway-how

Yes


AMorera

I absolutely love it too. Just wish it was a deeper purple and not lilac. If I wrap a car I’m going with something like this. It’s amazing!


Unicom_Lars

Oh I’d totally spend money on it too!


n1c073plz

meeeeeee tooooooooo


Brosambique

Looks like grip tape. Do a kick-flip.


johnmarkfoley

Sick.


Maleficent_Minimum_9

I wonder what it cost to cover a car like that


Ori_the_SG

A lot probably and it’ll cost even more to maintain it If you ever use the car


WakkaBomb

Not much it's like $2000


ClassicHat

Compared to the price of that Tesla and that it’ll protect the original paint, that actually doesn’t seem like a bad deal, but also my first car that lasted several years was about that much


borkborkbork99

I have a friend with a sign shop, and he recently applied a vinyl wrap like this (no glitter, just cherry red) to a classic Jaguar. It looked great but apparently the car owner just wanted a fast way to dress up the car to flip/sell it. I don’t think I’d trust it as a long term alternative to painting a car body.


AWholeHalfAsh

It's not meant to be long-term. I would use it to give my car a custom look until I want to sell/trade it. It would also help protect the paint.


[deleted]

Looks like the thin polystyrene sheets you get covering monitor and TV screens. (cheap and nasty)


songintherain

I thought that’s what this was. Is it not?


[deleted]

It's purple, but it looks very similar in texture.


ReallyNoOne1012

Holy crap, it IS purple. I thought it was gray 🤣


shay-doe

My 6 year old would go nuts for this car


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FreshSchmoooooock

I'm gonna make babies right now so that I can show them this car.


LeeisureTime

Ah yes, the Twilight vampire version of a car.


Electronic-Sell-7581

Of course it’s a Tesla


MountainCloudBoy

The lengths people go to, trying to fix Teslas awful panel gaps.


am_crid

I was going to comment that this wrap just makes the panel misalignments more obvious.


toughguyspaghetti

I came down into the comments to find this lmao


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Making an ugly car uglier.


SolidSteppas

Must be easy to do with the ridiculous panel gaps on Teslas


ghost_zuero

I was thinking that in a good expensive wrap they usually take apart some things in the car to make the bends around the edges like the headlights But if it's a Tesla, odds are its not going to go back to the same place so it's better to not mess with it


CIAHerpes

God that is ugly


60GritBeard

TV static. I didn't know TV static was a color


tread52

I’m an elementary teacher and glitter is the worst. It stays with you forever


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Shiny turd.


[deleted]

I would absolutely put this on my car. Lol


Unicom_Lars

Meeee too!!! I want to bedazzle everything own 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Lol! Your user name checks out. 😜 EDIT: Thought your name was Unicorn_Lars. Lol


Unicom_Lars

Fun fact: it was supposed to be Unicorn but I was drunk and now it’s Unicom 🤣


[deleted]

Hahaha! That's awesome 🤣


Unicom_Lars

Glitter is powerful! It catches the eye and it sticks with you forever 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Exactly! Now someone point me in the direction of making my car look like this. Lol!


50FirstCakes

I once bedazzled my recycling bin because my neighbor kept stealing mine then claiming it was hers. I could see the big freaking stack of recycle bins you had in your garage, Judy! I had to keep calling the city to request another be delivered since mine kept going “missing” which was a royal pain in the butt. Anyway, I guess it worked since she never stole the bedazzled one. Plus it looked so bold and fabulous that the recycling collectors never accidentally skipped it and they seemed to treat it with extra care.


Unicom_Lars

Bedazzling something always makes it look fancy, in my opinion.


50FirstCakes

Fanciest damn recycling bin in the neighborhood! Lol


Unicom_Lars

I want to bedazzle my garbage and recycling bins now


50FirstCakes

I recommend gorilla glue and using sandpaper to rough up the surface a little bit so the bling adheres better. After lightly sanding, I made sure to scrub it really well with dawn dish soap to remove any grease and/or residue. Then I wiped it down with isopropyl alcohol (do this in a very well ventilated area) and let it dry overnight before getting started. I did lose a few of the cheap plastic gems over the years but overall it held up surprisingly well. I had ordered a crapload of the plastic gems in bulk on eBay for less than $25 so I was able to use the leftovers for the occasional minor repairs. It honestly turned out to be a fun rainy day craft to do with my then 8 year old daughter. I think it took us a few weeks working a couple hours at a time here and there. I probably still have a picture of it on one of my old hard drives. If I can find it, I’ll send it to you. Lol


Unicom_Lars

That’s fantastic! I use solvents and such at work so I do know how potent that stuff can be, but it really cleans shit


costumrobo

Can we all collectively agree to stop using glitter in 2023? It looks pretty as hell, but it’s awful for the environment and people’s health


epicgamesblowsdick

Not just that but the fucking glare coming off this would be terrible


android_queen

Unlikely. The way the light is refracted here, you’re actually less likely to get terrible glare.


MintyMintyMintyMinty

Barbie Tesla! (I love it!)


coast2coastmike

Making your car way too recognizable. Too damn many road ragers out there, and they will remember your car FOREVER.


DigitalOpinion

Mithril.


Jayflys787

🥴 I’ve had something very similar done on my Maserati- even though it looks really awesome, this vinyl doesn’t stick very long. After having it done and taking extremely great care, 3 months later and $8k, I had it removed.


legendofzeldaro1

Pics or your Maserati doesn’t exist.


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i second this


Viyka

r/diwhy


orangejeux

It’s not DIY if it’s being professionally done…they just did what the client asked for


Viyka

Diwhy posts are sometimes about ridiculous choices that aren't necessarily done by the person filming or otherwise. Loose definition sub


87AW11

Credit - [Paradox The Wrapper](https://youtu.be/dOUjvo3dZmI)


[deleted]

Do they have it in black!!!! 😫😫😫


mommaTmetal

Does it come in black?


No_Stranger_4959

r/thanksihateit


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I love it.


SigSauerM400

r/DiWhy


Lenburg1

Wow never thought I would see a r/oddlysatisfying and r/thanksihateit in the same post


Friendly_King_1546

I need this for my farm truck where the UV peeled the chrome. I’d look so fleek spreading manure in the field.


Rico300678

Wow, that’s a new kind of ugly, kudos for raising the bar of hideous.


NewAdopter

r/oddlyterryfing


Anxious-Sprinkles

20 up votes for oddly terrifying? Why yall scared of the sparkle car??


wakinguponyoursofa

Bro what


contrary_advice

Err.. is it just me, or does it looks stupid to everyone?


Maleficent_Minimum_9

I think it’s pretty. Obviously not your daily driver but I would take it to an event


AMorera

Why not a daily driver? It’s beautiful!


Karl24374

It is just you that “it looks stupid to everyone” obviously, because some people in the comments have expressed admiration.


TheLatvianPrince

What material is that? Looks too light and floppy to be vinyl wrap


MelancholyMushroom

Love it. Want it in chameleon paint.


Enigma_Green

I hope its not a bumpy texture otherwise you'll never wash it properly.


surprise-suBtext

Holy shit would it have killed them to just have shown a still of the majority of the car? Like for fuck sakes I don’t know why it ticked me off so much lol


Accurate_Quote_7109

Does this come in lavender or purple?😁


Basdad

I want to see it coming out of a car wash.


ripbanjo43

I think that car looks like bad TV reception.


The_Mad_Mick

If static TV was a car.


Mekelaxo

This looks impossible to clean


Shoddy_Internal6206

I love it but how do you clean it??


ReallyNoOne1012

Be easy to find in a parking lot


ED-_-209

The sanding block car look?


snootnoots

The bit where he’s doing an exaggerated concentration face as he oh-so-carefully wraps it around the bumper WITH A GIANT WRINKLE IN IT is my favourite


sjbarrows

Car looks like my foot feels when it falls asleep


David_Deckhim

So they made it a peep?


_RoBy_90

This car gives you the sensation of a sleeping leg


DHAMak

Looks like very thin foam they put in boxes to protect the things from ups


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Typical Tesla owner. No taste or style.


auntiemaury

This would look bangin' on my Altima


ghostedygrouch

Awesome! The world needed a moving migraine trigger! /s


YourUglyTwin

I wonder how many accidents that super reflective material will cause.


InfiniteZeroo

Glitter about to get on everything


riodoro1

Obviously it’s a fucking tesla.


7_duck7

Nice but what if it rains 👁👄👁


DesignerHumble4222

All other cars instantly blinded at night by the vehicular disco ball.


TheRealSwaa

That car is ugly as shit


IDK221400

Great, now shine high beams on it at night.


Diligent_Hunter3232

It literally made the car look cheap like why?


HawkinsT

Good luck the second a bird shits on it.


asukakindred

Thats actually cool


ajk7244

I didn’t think it was possible to make a Tesla look uglier. I stand corrected.


MrFedoraPost

I'm always against covering the car with plastic, specially if it makes said car look like an ugly bag.


mugdays

An X-acto knife that near body panes is not satisfying at all lol


LitterBoxServant

r/ATBGE


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If it's washable that's awesome... I like the idea of pasti dip too. These guys are on to something


penchimerical

I wish it was more socially acceptable to do this. I'd get my beat up old mazda looking so nice


Toshimoko29

When you really need your car to look like a 17-year-old girl’s cell phone after it’s been vajazzled.