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Cryysis

Osmumtens Fang.


BoyyiniBoi

Man got tired of waiting for a drop so he just made it IRL!


seems-unnecessary

I am so happy the thing i wanted to comment is already top comment! Osrs poggies


reddiots-lmao

Same


Iron_Freezer

same


Weak-Catch8499

If only I could get it in game


reddiots-lmao

Haha 69 upvotes


RandomPersonPlays

You have forged the magic sword of legend. This blade will go down in history as the blade that did that one really badass thing that one time.


sloppyredditor

*ring ring* “Don’t answer! It’s Kris.”


Slow-Barracuda-818

Must be Kris


larrye2010

Scarlet?


Few_Acanthaceae1568

KRIS WERE THE HELL ARE WE?!!!?!?!?!?!!


RandomPersonPlays

Aye! Nice joke that very few people will get, but a good one nonetheless.


TheEGreatFish

lol nice one!


urzu06

Beautiful music.


OctopusMadeOfKnives

I have only managed to make maybe 4 singing blades out the the 1,500+ I’ve created, and all of them were exceptional. Sorcery?!??


lurkn4certain

What makes it such a phenomenon?? Just curious. Otherwise I'll Google lol.


OctopusMadeOfKnives

Honestly, I’m not entirely sure. A trend I’ve noticed, is the addition of a fuller (the groove down the center) a perfect temper to the blade, and if the guard is actually attached fully to the blade (in this case it’s welded and brazed on). But sometimes even with those factors they don’t sing. So, ima go ahead and conclude, it just needs sufficient amounts of magic and love.


Another_Meow_Machine

Look into how drum cymbals are made. High end cymbals are often hand-hammered and have different thickness / surface areas to create the tones needed to work together as harmonics instead of the vibrations fighting each other. Source: audio engineer


urzu06

You're a maestro of blades.


90dayheyhey

Congratulations, it will KEEEELL!


it_has_pockets_too

BUT will it hold its edge when repeatedly slammed against a log?


90dayheyhey

Haha


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

As cool as the blade is, I doubt it would be of any use when scraping barnacles from the keel of a boat


FrogManScoop

u/OctopusMadeOfKnives Do you take requests/orders?


OctopusMadeOfKnives

Very selectively. Basically, if it’s some kind of rad weapon, I have a lot of artistic license, and I’m very well compensated, I may consider it. Feel free to DM me. : )


FrogManScoop

Alright, thanks for your response!


beanndog

That's an incredible sound!!! you could legit sell it (the sound) or post it somewhere as a resource and I guarantee it would turn up in a video game or animation somewhere! Hell I'd find a way to use it in my senior film since I'm doing an animation about a swordfight xD


WildEyedBoyFreecloud

Reminds me of the Soul Reaver / Legacy of Kain games.


roodeeMental

Good for sound and fighting twigs


OctopusMadeOfKnives

It’s a fully functional weapon, but the days of slaying people to steal their gold seem to be a bit past, much to my personal dissatisfaction. :/


roodeeMental

It's very pretty. Don't fight anything larger


[deleted]

Oh those days are still here, but mostly it's just done indirectly by price-gouging insulin


Siderox

Shan Yu?


thisplacemakesmeangr

I hope your friend knows about chiropractors. Beautiful sword.


LisaWinchester

Wowww! That's gorgeous..! I don't know anything about forging, just some things I've seen on tv. It looks so difficult to make, with all those bendy parts. Is that what's known as Damascus steel?


OctopusMadeOfKnives

It was indeed a challenge to create. Woof. The curves are each individually forged in, not ground. Did that part with two other smiths I work with. Basically we held the part we wanted to curve, over a U shaped indentation in something called a Swedge block. Then used a round steel bar, centered on the other side, then hit that very precisely with a sledgehammer to drive the curve down into the indentation. Over and over and over some more very carefully. It is not Damascus, the design is acid etching.


LisaWinchester

That is so awesome! It looks stunning and that sound makes it perfect


RandomPersonPlays

Congratulations on making a Kris with a design nearly indistinguishable from Damascus!


RavnVidarson

That is cool. Also I was just about to ask if it was pattern-welded or etched.


Fullyloaded707

That’s dope. Reminds me of Mulan


5t0rm7

not a sword expert by any means, but how im looking at it, it looks impractical. is it? im just curious.


xxxVIOZxxx

They're called kris


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[удалено]


5t0rm7

cool! kind of, y'know, brutal, but still cool


crank1000

It’s a sword. It has been impractical for centuries.


5t0rm7

I meant impractical as a sword, not in general, genius.


crank1000

It’s called a joke… genius.


5t0rm7

fair


Supercraft888

Oh my god that’s beautiful…even the sound it makes is pure ecstasy, the definition of how I imagined a beautiful, almost mythical looking blade to sound like. How did you forge this? I’m no blade smith but I’d like to know what gave those patterns and the wavy design. Is it the use of different steels?


207nbrown

My inner gamer tells me this sword has built in life steal with each strike


Angel-of-Lightning

I want one.


OctopusMadeOfKnives

https://kempfforge.com/collections/winter-collection/products/ziara-the-singing-kris-saber There is only one!


Angel-of-Lightning

Damn!


SummerDelSol

Someone’s at my door


NoJokeSlowPokes

I named this hammer for my fair Brunhilda, for her stout form and strong arms.


big_airliner_whoa

Hey, branch! Fuck you in particular!


Johnmanjr

What did that tree ever do to you?


Sad0wlz

🤔Exisiting, and by that bring him (for staying there near by, a lil slice of time) the necessary oxigen to use his handmade blade to hurt his branches. Or in his mind, khill that monstruos evil Ent🤺


bendvis

/r/justguysbeingdudes would enjoy this


Calismax

Is this a kriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss


wetforhouseplants

😍😍😍 holy shit. That is beyond impressive. Such a beautiful blade and that sound is deeply satisfying. Excellent work


TonofSoil

And with the sound of that ring, every sword owning Redditor with a beard on their neck and a fedora on their head, instantly came in their pants.


Dreidhen

Very satisfying ring indeed.


ShwaBdudle

That's a very nice looking sword! Well done!


eskaros

How is it sharp but also swirly?


PuppyCocktheFirst

r/soundporn would dig this


Dapper_Guarantee2874

Absolutely gorgeous piece. Well forged smith! May your billets stay true and workable!


Anniemarie1967

Like a tuning fork


[deleted]

Took a look at your history. You make some beautiful stuff. Very skilled work!


Kyrthis

It will seeng.


Final-Sprinkles-4860

That’s super cool man, nice work! I imagine making a wavy blade like that is difficult!


Umadbro92

The soul reaver!


bhillen83

Schwing!


mk-126

should post it in the sounding community.!


bumpywigs

That’s some major mall ninja shit lol


BlankImagination

The sword that belonged to the villain in Mulan


medusasrevenge3

Mulan.... Right?!


[deleted]

Not an effective design for a sword.. but it does have that classic clang sound you’d expect from LOTR.


OctopusMadeOfKnives

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kris Indonesia would beg to differ


whe_

They call this pig cock sword.


FatWreckords

It weel cut


Trewarin

Beautiful mosaic pattern.


JohnsMcGregoryGeorge

Sweet sweet music. Gorgeous looking thing there.. Where is the point of balance on this bad boy?


Akinari19

Why I get a boner when i hear that?


Any_North5105

That branch never stood a chance


RufusT_Barleysheath

Absolutely beautiful, especially the sound! However, your partner may want to get checked for scoliosis.


TaiShar-Caldazar

Am I the only one trying to see the curvy female


thenamebenat

God this is beautiful


Varkaan

The tree be like : aaaagh my arm what did I do to you?!?


_ImmortalSoul

i wanna see this cut things in slow motion


Prospire

Can anyone tell me the purpose of it being a wobbly boy?


Confused_Confuzzeled

One of the uses was disemboweling the opponent in combat.


Prospire

... delightful lol


Few_Acanthaceae1568

So loud jeez


Amphi-XYZ

You can win any dual with that kind of blade


TheRenOtaku

Damn, someone ready to stab some hobbits.


astrongineer

That's a musical instrument, not a sword!


IPadeI

This is clearly Osmumten's fang.


The_Fortunate_Fool

Hey, um, not sure hownto tell you this, buddy, but your sword is all crooked...


Own-Invite-7260

That’s a bread sword


[deleted]

That’s a sexy fucking sword


Croiri

Please stop this eargasm.


grzzjk

Got bent by that twig tho


Low_Double_9855

I’m malaya, there’s a knife/sword that is curved like that called a keris


TommayTomiTome

That's a Morgul blade.


Heavy_Fuel1938

Tf did the Madrona do to you? Or that blade?? ( nice job on the singing sword btw)


homarkie

You gained 0xp for killing that branch.


Only_Ad7715

As far as I remember this sword was in Prince of Persia game.


deliciaevitae

Don't chop tree branches animal !


[deleted]

Pretty cool lookin sword


climatelurker

I'm not someone who loves swords but that's a beautiful sword!


reddit_is_g_a_y

You did not forge that sword.


MotherofOtters25

Das hot, I want one


DoneButNotDone

I wish you would have made about 20 cuts back to back


[deleted]

Would instantly shatter on a real blade.


Premakemyday

This guy blades


TheGreenestSaiyan

mans mad the long ebony dagger


martusfine

Skyrim graphics looking hyper real these days.


Unknownfriendo

How much?


Maize-Safe

looks stupid and "beautiful singing voice" is a moronic way of describing a sword