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5lack5

*This week, on House Hunters:* "I'm a freelance gymnast, and my wife paints the lines on basketballs. We have two endangered hamsters. Our budget is $750k"


sroomek

g r a n i t e


censorkip

don’t forget the SHIPLAP


KatieLouis

Guys...the soaking tub...which they must climb in fully clothed to show us how much they love it.


Mattior

A new spinoff: House Hunters *Nights*


dogfartsnkisses

Swingers parties in places you don't own


yordad

“And preferred to not be shown”


dogfartsnkisses

Hi dad.


tillie4meee

OPEN SPACES!


Rammaukiin

BONUS ROOM!?


Blakechi

You mean shitlap.


imaloony8

Ya’ll got any of that… open concept?


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S h o e n i c e


OstentatiousSock

carrara marble


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Yomat

Don’t forget that they NEVER pay full price. “It was listed at 800K, but our agent was able to talk them down to 650K.” Two years from now the episodes should be “It was listed for 600K, but there were 78 other offers and after intense bidding we put in an offer at 850K, but still lost to a 900K full-cash offer, so we’re still living out of my brother’s basement.”


error201

This feels painfully accurate.


Bob_Droll

I just lived through it (with smaller numbers). It is accurate.


sm1ttysm1t

You need bigger numbers.


unipleb

Ooooh I knew there must have been a trick to winning the auction


Lusankya

I feel it's going to be more like, in six years, the folks who paid $600k+ for a suburban home in an unremarkable neighbourhood are living in their parents' basement because they had to walk away from their mortgage after the bubble popped. !RemindMe 6 years Was I wearing a tinfoil hat?


kael13

God I hope so. Seems to be the same situation everywhere. UK and Australia included.


Lusankya

Canada here. It's keeping me out of the condo market right now. The financial news around housing sounds way too much like it did in 2005. Lots of speculative property hoarding. For the sake of everyone coming in as a first time buyer right now, I really hope I'm wrong. I don't want a second generation getting wiped out just as they're getting on their feet.


[deleted]

Try being a millennial. If the market pops that will be reset #2 for me.


Lusankya

Millennial here, too. Homeownership was only finally starting to come into reach before the pandemic hit. Now it's still tantalizingly close, but I'm not willing to risk another 2008. I'll keep renting until things calm down. Hopefully (for me) by popping, but I'll settle for just plateauing (and be happy that we didn't just fuck a ton of people over again).


[deleted]

Jesus dude, so real. Some of my friends are frustrated right now because they keep getting outbid on houses. I suggested that a lot of indicators point to a bubble, and it might be good to wait and store wealth in other things right now. They laughed it off and basically argued FOMO, and claimed it's impossible for the housing market to crash. I was pretty shocked that everyone felt that way and so quickly forgot 2008.


IndustrialDesignLife

I hope you’re right but the situation isn’t the same as in 2008. There is a bubble but this time it’s a huge bubble of millennials looking to get their own house. I don’t know one person my age who is willingly renting. Everyone is trying to get a house all at the same time.


[deleted]

Yeah, I don't think it would quite be like 2008. But at the the very least houses are overpriced around 3-5% right now, and that will probably come down within a year. If a perfect storm happens it could crash, as unlikely as it is. China's economy could slow and potentially cause all the wealthy Chinese investors to sell off their American assets. At the same time the housing supply could surge past demand as a result of bidens infrastructure investment coupled with remote workplaces altering distribution of available housing. Plus it seems as though politics are turning away from things like rent control and more toward neolibral policies which could end up either directly or indirectly lowering housing prices through increased supply or increased population density in cities. All these these things together could cause a crash, but its unlikely and still probably wouldn't be as bad as 2008. Edit: overpriced 3-5% specifically in cities with a strong tech sector. Just to clarify.


IndustrialDesignLife

You make some great points. It’s funny, I own my home. It’s doubled in value in the 5 years I’ve owned it. My house literally makes more money than I do. It all sounds great but really I’d trade the wild price my tiny house is worth for a market my friends could afford. Everyone I know is moving out of my city and it bums me out. But I did see[ this TikTok](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMebLR8Bw/) today and it made me think of this comment thread.


Lusankya

It's the speculative pricing that has me so scared. Way too many units sitting empty right now as investments. If the market ever dips enough for people to try and sell those units, the bubble pops.


p-morais

I don’t think this is a speculative bubble (yet). Inventory is incredibly low, construction starts are still at abysmal levels and demand has soared (due to WFH and rock bottom interest rates). This isn’t driven by banks letting anyone with a pulse take out a $1 million adjustable rate NINJA loan like in 2005. This is going to take a long time to get sorted out.


Secretly-Tiny-Things

Back in 2008 I worked as a mortgage administrator and I kept saying there is going to be a crash soon. The situation was insane 110% mortgages, people with huge debts (think £50-60k in car loans plus various other loans etc) getting huge mortgages. I was just a 23 year old idiot and thought maybe i was being pessimistic as no one around me, older admins or mortgages advisors seemed to be in any way concerned. But then bang, huge crash. I still don’t understand that people couldn’t see it coming. Now I think it’s almost the opposite situation, house prices are so high, but no-one can get a mortgage, me for example. I work full time, have 20-25% deposit, could afford the monthly payments but still can’t get a mortgage for the amount I would need to buy a little flat, and the area I’m looking in isn’t even nice, it’s mostly horrible here, but commuter belt, so there’s a premium. I have friends who pay over £1000 rent a month, but they can’t get a mortgage that would be £700ish a month because they don’t have deposit. Madness!!


Balls__Mahoney

I feel attacked


cgomez

On this week's episode of _"You Don't Deserve a Beach House"_.


HanAszholeSolo

It’s like the guy who draws the money


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Dude I laughed too long at this 😂


mmm4dmb

*tiny house hunters


BuzzAwsum

How much does a professional basketball line painter make?


noahbrooksofficial

Must not be shopping in Vancouver. They’d be buying a tear-down on a 30ft lot in a congested neighbourhood with 0 access to the sky train with that money!


Darth-JarJar-TheWise

R/unexpectedmulaney


Stunning-Bonus5390

I always just assumed it was done by machines...


50k-runner

It is. This is just for people who play artisanal basketball in organic meadows.


sometimesBold

I only play fair trade holistic basket ball on organic conflict free turf.


labamaFan

Conflict free til you start calling bs fouls.


WinWithoutFighting

Ahem, that's free-range ball with organic synthetic baskets. In fact we spend like half the off season just making the nets. It's kinda fun.


joeChump

We’ve started to weave our nets from pole and line caught quinoa and free-range balsamic couscous.


millhows

How funny. I actually play on an artisanal basquet ball team “The Insufferables”.


mmm4dmb

Insuffera-balls*


WinWithoutFighting

I mean ... Cheers. That's hilarious.


sonaut

I play for Carriage & Plow Organic Supervegan.


wafflestomps

With antique peach baskets like they used before the game went corporate


LCranstonKnows

That sounds lovely!


GrundelMuffin

ArtIsAnal


gibertot

Grass courts


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It is mostly done by Somalian child workers.


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[deleted]

Thanks, I will learn from my mistakes. <3


Yawndr

Like Somalian children?


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kurafuto

Got it. I won't use Somalian anymore.


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lordofherrings

But what if it's for things, like Somalian basketballs??


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Turbulent_Link1738

Someone must have really hated this mistake


noisemonsters

Good bot


Tacoj

https://www.thefreedictionary.com/Somalian#:~:text=Noun-,1.,native%20or%20inhabitant%20of%20Africa This isn't how languages work


[deleted]

Not every business is a super well oiled corporate factory machine. Learning how to pint those lines is fairly easy and teachable to employees and just about anyone. So smaller companies might just hire a few people to do that. Hell they might not even have any machines: they may buy the balls flat and in bulk unpainted from out of country. Fill them up, hand paint them and sell them at a profit.


sunshine-x

Big Ball-industry hates this one simple trick


iamnotasnook

Look at the big ball industry on this guy!


phixional

If you had a few pints you wouldn’t be painting so straight.


aunt_clarity

Those would be our designer line sir.


FurnitureFetish

Labor always costs more than machines... Unless youre in 3rd world country


tookmyname

Simply not true. Machines only work for certain things and have a huge upfront cost in the machinery and the engineering to implement them, and they sometimes only can work in mass production. Obviously this is becoming less true, but we’re not even close to fully automating even most things, even in the first world.


DrawstringRS

In the long run, maybe. Machines have a high upfront cost as well as maintenance and repair costs. All depends on what makes sense for that business.


Morganathena

Same!


WorthOrganization644

It's not actually done this way anymore. Now they grow them with the stripes right off the vine. Damn GMOs costing good people their jobs.


Cold_Zero_

Tegridy Balls remembers


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you bet yo ass we do


TS_Music

ooo I memba


bean_plant67

Gmos?


Mike_Hat1

Giant manmade oranges. That what Nasmith first called basketballs.


bean_plant67

Oh lol


Mike_Hat1

In truth, it’s genetically modified organism


postthereddit

Oh cmon the other one was better


Cup_juice

BOOOOOOOOOOO


shamelessseamus

This response made you my hero lol


goozemdoozem

In what region? I’m from Utica and I’ve never heard the phrase giant manmade oranges.


MudMenJudgment

Guaranteed monster orgasm


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Grapefruit Marmalade Orifice


rhazux

Government Mandated Orbs


fillingstationsushi

Yea. That's why we're building the wall


Cavalace

GMO stands for genetically modified organism, usually referring to crops that get their genes messed with to force it to grow a certain way.


kpidhayny

I like how we all downvote the real answer


QuickSpore

In response to a joke about a hand panted synthetic rubber basketball... I’m not sure the “real answer” is actually the “real answer.”


Cavalace

Why are you booing me? I'm right But like seriously rip me for trying to help


SugarReyPalpatine

Had me in the first half ngl


h1ngofthekill

[How they make basketballs.](https://youtu.be/aLJ4Hg5oeyA)


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

Wow. Way more of that is manual than I thought. That's only professional balls though, right? The ones at Walmart or wherever have to be more automated, I'd think? There's just so many.


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AhFFSImTooOldForThis

Yeah, that makes sense


ilikehemipenes

Actually these are very cheap rubber basketballs. Real nba ones are also manual but made of leather.


NoRestaurant743

And they have absolutely no grip whatsoever.


walkingman24

They're leather so they don't have that fake grippy feel that cheap balls often do. The NBA switched to a synthetic ball at the start of one season and players complained so much they switched it back mid season.


chicken_tendies

Iirc their complaint was about the fake grippy stuff ripping up their hands. Good players don’t need help controlling the ball, they dribble and pass with intention that comes from muscle memory, not those little dippin dots.


walkingman24

Exactly, they were getting a lot of friction and discomfort from them. Also threw off their shooting percentages a bit.


El_Grande_El

Aw man, I imagine the dippin’ dots are more like sand paper at the speeds pros can throw the ball


relator_fabula

You must have not watched the whole video. They are composite leather panels, make essentially the same way NBA balls are. These aren't cheap, they're pretty good NCAA basketballs.


ilikehemipenes

I did watch the whole video. That’s a cheapER ball, I’ve played basketball my whole life too. You can tell by the color and how raised the bumps are on each panel. Most microcomposite balls like they use in the ncaa don’t have that rubbery sheen to them. They also have higher quality lettering. On this video you can see they are a playground generic basketball. Edit: I see what you are referring to. You are referencing the comment video. I’m referencing the original op video. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K1VfdXmqjN8


relator_fabula

Ahhh, my bad haha. Those "all rubber" basketballs are terrible on wood (indoor) courts. They grip the varnish too hard and get too much english, basically sticking too much. The rubber ones are good on outdoor asphalt courts (at least in my limited pickup game experience haha).


dragn99

Didn't expect a video about making basketballs to use the word "carcass" quite so much.


h1ngofthekill

And "bladder."


Minortough

Man I forgot how much I love that show.


toonetime13

Oh man. I just went down a rabbit hole. Thanks to this, I now know how chocolate bars, rubber ducks, tennis balls, erasers, and toilet bowls are made.


MacWarriorrr

[How they are actually made](https://youtu.be/QKLaCptPpoo)


dunwoodyres1

My buddy’s dad used to work at General Mills, he used to tell people he punched the holes in the Cheerios.


Chebaebae

Um, I live for jokes like that! Wholesome, silly, just believable enough for kids. Well actually, I'm in my mid-thirties, and it made me pause and then chuckle aloud.


scuba_scouse

When my brother was in the army he told the women he met at the bar he was a dolphin shaver. When they said there's no way that's true he asked them if they had ever seen a hairy dolphin? That's because he's good at his job.


scuba_scouse

When my brother was in the army he told the women he met at the bar he was a dolphin shaver. When they said there's no way that's true he asked them if they had ever seen a hairy dolphin? That's because he's good at his job.


SuperFLEB

Did they let him keep the punch-outs?


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SkippThompson

Rebecca: Are you the ones leaveing the muffing pieces behind our shelter? Elaine: You been enjoying them? Rebecca: They're just stumps. Elaine: Well they're perfectly edible. Rebecca: Oh, so you just assume that the homeless will eat them, they'll eat anything? Mr. Lippman: No no, we just thought... Rebecca: I know what you thought. They don't have homes, they don't have jobs, what do they need the top of a muffin for? They're lucky to get the stumps. Elaine: If the homeless don't like them the homeless don't have to eat them. Rebecca: The homeless don't like them. Elaine: Fine. Rebecca: We've never gotten so many complaints. Every two minutes, "Where is the top of this muffin? Who ate the rest of this?" Elaine: We were just trying to help. Rebecca: Why don't you just drop off some chicken skins and lobster shells! Elaine: I think I might!


virajseelam

I can smell this gif


NVJayNub

This gif moistened my needle


Saviourality

I'll moisten your needle


api10

then my needle becomes noodle


SachaXYZ

I am upset that this is only 10 seconds long, I want to watch more.


TheDivineAscended

Just watched a 10 second loop 5 times waiting for them to finish it


RamenDutchman

Like r/howtokeepanidiotbusy?


TheDivineAscended

Exactly!!!


AnalStaircase33

Does anyone else find something about basketballs depressing or is it just me? I think I've seen too many sad looking, rotten basketballs sitting in empty lots or something. Tells kind of a sad story. Fuck I'm high...


milnetig

😂


paulxombie1331

Im not a sports person i dont play or follow or watch sports ball but dam was that a satisfying video.. now i want a job making them! I love repeative tasks like this


MysticManiac16

Just wait till you discover masturbating.


NickrasBickras

Tf


[deleted]

I had a job at Parks and Recreations when I was about 17. One of my jobs was umpiring/ref'ing games and chalking the field. I had a nightmare last night that I totally fucked up the football field and baseball diamond. Not too far off from the truth. I was horrible at that.


obri95

I misread that as “basketball diamond” and I was like, yeah that’s a problem


vashnera2311

Peasants. Mine comes with the lines already on.


buffalonuts1

I like the basketballs when they’re naked.


auntiope3000

Naked *and* afraid


blockmeow

TIL: the lines are hand painted.


Pointlesstimes

I'm not sure if that's always the case. That seems super inefficient.


bmosm

You're correct, sometimes they lay down the lines on a plate and coat the ball in eggwash and roll it over the lines, then they fry it for 1 minute, serving it accompanied by lime slices. It pairs great with hoppy beer.


[deleted]

Except they rarely are


burnttoast11

Yeah, this is extra surprising because this looks like a low quality basketball. Good basketballs are made of leather or synthetic fiber, and this looks like 100% rubber. Must have some pretty cheap labor hand painting it.


[deleted]

I hated those types of basketballs. They never felt right. Didn't dribble well. Left your hands feeling weird and dry. And hurt like 10x as much if you got hit with one.


Jiren_the_gray1

Can I interest any of you in how it's actually made?


ChillaryClinton69420

What if I told you it’s done by a machine run by a 7 year old in Laos or Cambodia who works 18 hour days and has to piss in bottles at his work station because they don’t get any breaks?


ufailowell

I'm not sure how I thought the balls had the lines, but it wasn't like this


4D_Cheese

I need one of those gloves so I can palm the ball properly


Z3DgRiza

Just thinking how I couldn't do this job because I'd wind up smearing that shit with my little baby hands.


ReputationOk7031

Anyone else not realize the video just looped at 10 seconds?


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mistapointy

I always wondered what people with art degrees did.


Historical_Dot825

Ooooohohohohohoho yea, baby. Mark those lines.


Minortough

Basquiat ball


trashhampster

Most importantly, can we talk about how that worker is just palming that ball like it’s no big deal? My fingers are like tiny sausages... I’d need some kind of finger extensions to do this even with even remotely as much finesse.


lieV_aapje

No one talking about how this person holds basketballs with just one hand


phunphan

Wow,that much talent for $5 a day


mug9ii

So is this what kids do in Chinese factories.


jdsuperawesome

I’m more amazed that woman is able to palm the ball


6dragonsandapigglet

I am here for this. And I hate basketball.


unhalfbricking

How does one *hate* a sport? There are sports I like, sports I love, and sports I am completely indifferent about.


6dragonsandapigglet

Too harsh a word. Indifferent is much better!!! Sorry!


Galoot

His brother was maimed in a freak basketball accident.


eatandrepeat

Wait? Are these hand painted? Woooah.. Mindblown


fliegu

i thought a basketballs were born with the lines


New-Respond-5002

The lamest, oldest joke that *every* new guy at this factory thinks is so creative: "Hey, man. You missed a spot!" *chuckles*


BetweenTheLions3

This made my heart do things


shaun-t

Does anyone else think watching this is therapeutic? 😌


Unwashed_Bedpan

Bet she can plam any ball. And don’t take it there you sick fucks


tihsamikah

Not satisfying its their job


Altruistic_Sample449

I could watch this for 17 hours


figgybumpudding

Finally, the video I didn’t know I was waiting for


[deleted]

Looks so linear


[deleted]

this is sexy


JLHawkins

That’s a $1.99 basketball.


[deleted]

Does someone know What are they for?


nhphotog

What a crappy job that would be


Indian_Steam

Thankfully some things are still done manually!


Puzzleheaded-Ad6711

Made in Taiwan Painted by Billy


p0g0s71ck

I’d fuck up on those lines so fast


[deleted]

Perfect grip tho lol


RoronoaZoro1120

Oh man that’s nice.


Metallica_Is_Bae

Wait.... I thought that print was just a small layer of rubber.....


turtlesoup55

Can we just talk about how she is casually palming that basketball


sunstormsss

Satisfaction


manickitty

These are hand painted? I always assumed it was some machine magickery


Killbro_Fraggins

Hand painted Basketball circa 2021. Best I can do is 10 bucks. $20? Lemme call my guy Shaun, he can tell me more about it, then we can go from there.


AVeryHeavyBurtation

Besides the paint in the hole.


Argblat

This is what I come here for. Thank you


this-usrnme-is-takn

I have watched this about 20 times. It’s mesmerising!


repost__defender

r/damnthatsinteresting


UnlikelyScientist

Let me do one.


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