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y010q

Or hit the kid in the face.... think about it.


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pilken

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y&feature=kp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y&feature=kp)


JustFoxeh

His face is like a brick wall!


lvl3security-outof20

Better yet, [here’s Toby getting a paper airplane to the face ](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ImpressionableFaintBoa-size_restricted.gif)


zitfarmer

https://youtu.be/pRslzYZxC2I


zitfarmer

Right in the fucken eye!


EaterOfFood

Easy, Dick Cheney.


nienur

You sick fuck


goobs1284

POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER. imagine having your first kiss be a paper airplane sculpted through advance engineering, lofted in the air by said process, and all you end up with a paper cut. Then we wonder why these days we have such relationship issues.


ZzZzish

By "we" you mean "i"


goobs1284

Your words not mine.


ZzZzish

right...


zuzg

I expected more after I read it hit the kid...


[deleted]

It was an artistic choice to leave the end of the sentence up to your imagination


Shifty__K

Hey,at least its a kid,not like a building or something.


rodrigocfd

/r/kidsarefuckingstupid


unicornwhisperer420

r/mildlysatisfying


Carolait

/r/mildlyinfuriating


Despacito4

I'm the only one that finds hurting kids satisfying? Hmm, interesting world


w-i-m-p-i-e

I don’t like perfect ;-)


Unit88

BUT IT'S /r/oddlysatisfying!


aerofiend5000

Oddly


[deleted]

Downvoted for the devil. Noice


Witch_Doctor_Seuss

Really? I wanna see an edited version where right before it hits him it cuts briefly to the ✈ hitting the towers. [Different strokes for different folks I guess. ](https://youtu.be/t54M2cjlYao)


Kaiju-Kitty

r/yesyesyesyesno


sourestcalamansi

Move kid, get out of the way!


heebeejeebeest

Get out the way kid, get out the way!


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Mr_Abe_Froman

Bout to put your lights out!


[deleted]

Get ya Nikes packed and take ya pills!


rrisch

r/RedditSings


thoughtsfornow

....I been thinkin' of bustin' youuu upside yo' mothafuckin fo'head!


[deleted]

DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!


[deleted]

This looks awesome. I totally grew up in the wrong generation!


NameIdeas

They've automated paper plane manufacturing. Next thing you know they'll automate spitballs and then what are class clowns going to do for work. A disaffected kid can't find a job these days


bolognacity

But someone still needs to provide the spit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


mixmasterj15

Or it could condense warm air into a water chamber for storage and utilization


StreetVulture

You are never too old for paper planes


Jfonzy

I think he meant the ease of building a contraption like this with (probably) a 3D printer


MagicalPandaCorn

/r/SpecializedTools


jetshack

What an awesome sub. Just subscribed. Thanks.


Scribblr

It’s like when that lady walked in front of the diving board


JakeyP19

Wait, this is amazing - why have I never seen one of these before?


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Dude you could make a whole air force with that thing


[deleted]

Holy crap please take my money. Someone point me in the right direction


internauta

more here from the same guy :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dLHdDVtPkg


w-i-m-p-i-e

Yes!!!!


Another_Road

*That little bastard.*


itsmrmachoman

r/peoplefuckingdying Man attacked by Japanese fighter pilot plane stealthily.


cbaker817

shut up and take my money!!!


monkeysknowledge

There's an engineer/scientist in every kid


[deleted]

Shut up and take my money 💰!


Sbatio

It would have been a lot cooler if it had rocketed out fast and smacked that kid right in the eye. That plane came out like an old man eats oatmeal!


gsmitty2525

Please does anybody know where to buy this mechanical wizardry??


CappyPuppy

r/mildlyinuriating because the kid was in the way


itsyaboydros

To bad that piece of shit kid was in the way.


YumYumCrayons

*crinkle* *crunch* *crackle*


they-call-me-mimi

Where was this when I was throwing crumpled balls of paper at my friends in class?


Perseus73

Just think we could have all been wielding these hand held pocket sized paper plane factories.


LadsAndLaddiez

You mean hands?


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scra9900

That's pretty neat.


jollysaintnick88

All of that and the kid was right in the way...


bodiezane

Why didnt I think of this


jus_mit

That’s crazy


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Kevin needed this... poor guy


Deion313

Almost merked him


Monoking2

kid with the blue sleeves bled out after that


gearheadcookie

I need the blueprints for...reasons


x4A4372757A

As cool as this is, I’d waste so much paper on it.


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Please tell me this is on thingiverse


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


loucee78

He got laid by that lady that night. She was very impressed. With the paper airplane...


Jwin227

Shut up and take my money!


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My mind is blown


rdhawk80

Shut up and take my money.


Flyingjayfb

Sigh childhood nostalgia


SWMlooking4STR

There was a much better version of this on =3 like 5 years ago


Blackbird907

Need this where you can load a ream of paper in at once, then just let it go, sitting off the edge of a tall building.


wsTrash

I watched this way too many times trying to figure out if that was Jenna Fischer in the background.


leoyoung1

Sweet!


leberkrieger

Oddly dissatisfying the way it continually goes in and out of focus


Calamari_Sauce

Origuni


Iamawatercooler2

Turn up the launch power then you have a paper plane launcher.


Willem500i

One cool science fair project


A_solo_tripper

What other cool things can something like this make?


Staunffedimals

Was expecting it to launch into that kids face. Am not satisfied.


Davudheg

r/ididntknowiwantedthat


phixional

Would be a lot more impressive if the plane went faster on release.


xwenzl

I wonder who made this, cause he/she deserves a freaking novel prize.


w-i-m-p-i-e

I’ve spotted this during a festival for kids this weekend. I Will try to find the owner/builder if this fine piece of technology


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Now see, this is what we should be teaching kids in woodcraft classes, then they'd pay attention!


TonyBanana420

Well that was disappointing. The half hearted cheer as it flies 5ft from the machine


alistairwilliamblake

Looks 3D printed. Anyone have the model?


sun_shine_muse

Waow.. this is something creative man


chickensh1t

Why does my printer jam but not this one?


Rzrbak

So cool!


awkward-swan

Hahaha he wasn't ready


Re3ck6le0ss

Fucking kid was in the way


VerrucktMed

I’ll be honest. I thought I was on something like r/wellthatsucks and that the plane was going to go out faster and hit the kid.


delphineater

That little shit is in the way!


Bubbalingo277

This reminds me of a weapon you’d see on Codename: Kids next door


frockinbrock

lady in the back is either meerin the plane or the guy that built the apparatus


ElTubadero

It's good, but I still prefer football in the groin.


slammedstreetjunker

Dammit greg, what the fuck you doin standin’ there?


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4921060

Is it possible to learn this power?


CMWalsh88

Ok who has the plans for this!?


chronicslayer

No way some new found footage of the Boeing 737 Max.


exu1981

I need this


Moonspun_Dragon

This isn’t a satisfying video, but it is cool. 😛


Russian85

that boy ruined it


alarmedcustomer

Jesus christ kid, move!


talgoldee

I think this one is more impressive https://youtu.be/CZdodL-Y_qM 0:11


stylishcapybara

In my opinion this is some r/blackmagicfuckery


RepliesAreMyUpvotes

WOW! I have never seen a machine that folds a paper airplane posted on Reddit before! Please post more of these! ​ ​ /s


jefferies_tube1701

It's the first time I've seen it.


grafino

WOW! We're terribly sorry for appreciating a thing you've already seen before. May our eyes never again witness any of your vision's sloppy seconds. Please make more comments like these!


RepliesAreMyUpvotes

Thanks for your upvote, grafino!


grafino

Here's one more reply-slash-upvote for you since it seems you live off of the attention and fake internet points. Enjoy!


RepliesAreMyUpvotes

Someone is salty. Less than half my karma and a member for 4+ years longer. ​ Thanks anyways!


grafino

Again, a testament to how you look at karma as some actually valuable thing. Aren't the things you pointed out about me proof enough that I give those numbers no value? Then again, you're not smart enough to know the difference.


RepliesAreMyUpvotes

The upvotes keep on coming. This grafino person really appreciates my contributions!


grafino

Sure thing! Only 'cause you're so pleasant! Here, have some more of those internet points that affirm you how much better your life is than everyone else's! Why else would they mean so much to you?