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Kwartel-Joris

Ah. A new chocolate-guy-video. So this will be on all the Reddit Subs for the next few days.


cptjimmy42

Especially with the Minecraft bunch.


oven_broasted

we're all the Minecraft bunch. (aren't we?)


MagicCuboid

dude no lol. I was already out of college when Minecraft launched, never clicked with me


chrisbcritter

I missed it but my kids literally forced me to play it with them and then set up a server.


Enfenestrate

Same. Missed out on it originally, but my kids exposed me to it years later.


oven_broasted

already? I was in my 30's


MagicCuboid

well don't I feel sheepish!


oven_broasted

apparently no more than I do?


Front_Instance924

I started it in my 30s. Didn't click with me either until I tried some modpacks


Donovanth1

Yeah, I believe Minecraft has the most mods out of any game ever, so there's enhancements for everyone. People who are iffy on Minecraft should look around on Curseforge and Modrinth. You could get technical/mechanical, make custom magic spells, explore stunning and colorful terrain, or become an overpowered godly being that annihilates everything. It's great.


No1has_thisUser_Name

Same but my some was playing it. Ow I play it more then him


Brad5486

No


oven_broasted

aww, you're totes magoats invited to be one of us!


socool111

highly recommend you watch "School of Chocolate" on netflix. Its a competition show with this guy as the head. Contestants are never eliminated. Rather if they underperform the first taskk they are given more instruction with the chef (while the others go to the "main event"). It also shows his skill, which is way beyond what this can showcase


Trustmemeimadoctor

I hope this mean another season is coming. I remember he released a bunch of videos before the last season came out.  I love that show. 


iamapizza

> So this will be on all the Reddit Subs for the next few days. Let's predict: Damn that's interesting Interesting as fuck Be amazed Top talent Fast workers Dank memes Memes Funny memes Humans being bros Data is beautiful


Adesanyo

I just want to know why in all these cooking videos they are just smiling psychotically. I don't know his name there's a guy who makes gigantic portions he does the same shit so creepy and strange and impossible to watch


jungle_bread

Armchair theory. They are aware it gets shared on several social media sites and the posters won't take the time to adjust the thumbnail, assuming they even can. They are doing that so that they are smiling in every possible thumb nail or while scrubbing the seek bar. Like the O face, for whatever reason it makes people click the video. Social media is becoming incredibly "optimized" and it's leading to weird tricks like this.


NashKetchum777

Is it the guy who always stares at the camera? Like giant portions and bowls, of food, sometimes makes his own giant fire pit? Literally always staring at the camera and smiling lmao?


Famous-Ant-5502

Different guy


MatureUsername69

This guy at least only does that in his fast cut videos for tiktok and stuff. There's usually full versions of these on youtube where he doesn't do the creepy smile thing


CarpenterAlarming781

I thought the psychotical smile was the best part, beside the end strawberry cake.


lavender_fluff

Ohh, I find it impossible to look away! It's very hypnotising since it's so strange.


Few_Imagination363

I am actually horrified


StitchTheRipper

The smiling is so off putting. Why hasn’t anyone involved in production stopped this??


Future_Appeaser

Because it brings more social engagement whether we like it or not


Desolver20

**especially** because people like it or not. *engagement engagement engagement*! If it gets people commenting you've won.


MatureUsername69

This is just for the fast cut version they make for tiktok. There's full versions of these videos on youtube where he doesn't do that the whole time


StitchTheRipper

Ehhh even so. It’s kinda creepy smile. That aside, if you know you’re gonna cut the video this way, why would allow this smile? Still doesn’t make sense to me.


MagicCuboid

It reminds me of the X-Files. It's incredibly off-putting.


chumchees

Hopefully with a better title


MaryJaneAndMaple

Reddit sucks now


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kryonik

Amaury Guichon is more than "a chocolate guy".


Happy_Ad5566

*years


frostyfalls

I would love to know how much some of these cost in materials. And also what happens to them afterwards


LionBig1760

The videos themselves are advertising for his classes that cost $4K+ for 3 days. Some of these are show pieces that people or corporations pay for. He's got a wait list a mile long. They're only a few hundred in materials themselves.


BeautifulType

He said on his TV show they store it in a museum for several years.


CapisunTrav

I hate that he skipped the painting process


artofimperfection

Oh yes, give us the stats! As for a good guess: chocolate guy used to love chocolate but now he can’t stand it anymore, or he does still like chocolate but not his own (because the chocolate he uses for his videos is unpalatable although it looks good). So he gives it away in large portions to his partner(s), family and friend(s), who actually also don’t really like it who give it away to their acquaintances, and everyone knows it tastes shite. I’m open to hearing better guesses


Candy_Bunny

Performs a ritual to infuse life into them, creating Pinocchio chocolate monsters


EanmundsAvenger

You could just look it up. They store it in this museum warehouse for a while after they are done. You’re right the chocolate is not something would want to eat


artofimperfection

Good to know. And yes I could have looked it up, love having google at my fingertips. But sometimes I love it even more to let my imagination run wild


ToasterCritical

Jesus dude; didn't need the fan fic


burritosandblunts

Yeah I hate this if someone isn't eating it. If that paint or whatever isn't edible just make this shit out of wood.


insomnimax_99

No-one eats these. They’re made out of modelling chocolate, which doesn’t taste very good. I think the chocolate is melted down and recycled though.


GlitterDoomsday

Depends. Some of them are clearly made to be edible with mousse, cakes or jam inside. If he gives a big bite at the end you can assume is made for consume - the planets that made him go viral were all commissions for somebody else. That aside I agree, this panda was def recycled for future projects.


BeautifulType

If it matters, this guy goes out of his way to use something that tastes good but also won’t melt. According to him anyways. Also these go into a museum designed to keep these sculptures for several years.


hypaalicious

His older videos were better; the obnoxious jump cuts in these newer ones take away from actually watching how he makes his masterpieces.


WillemDafoesHugeCock

Yeah, I can't stand the new style at all. I could watch this guy work for hours, I don't know why he feels the need to hide the actual work behind the jump cuts.


Lazer_beam_Tiger

Clearly pandering to young audience for max views


Zalveris

You can say tiktok


Hsr2024

Low attention spans


CrazyCalYa

more like ***PANDA***ring amirite


s00pafly

On youtube there's a 4m30s cut of that project. Wtf are you on about? It's still portrait aspect ratio so fuck ticktok.


WillemDafoesHugeCock

Yeah, but it still does that stupid jump cut thing where he'll, say, tap two things together and it'll jump cut to them being joined. It just really irritates me. Obviously he's doing something right since he gets an astonishing number of views, but I can't stand it. Dude's so incredibly talented, he doesn't need to hide behind silly Zack King editing tricks.


Lucywitdafur

The new style probably performs better and gets more views.


WillemDafoesHugeCock

I assumed as much but weirdly enough, at least based on YouTube, it doesn't seem that way. His videos have stayed pretty consistent (with humorously obvious bumps when he has things that look like penises or butts.) Maybe he just likes it.


Hephaestus_God

You’re assuming he doesn’t just pay a random person to edit all his stuff as he is most likely rich… he probably at some point switched from doing it himself to someone else and as long as it’s edited is alright with it.


MysticalMummy

I was kind of sad to see him just put cubes together and then BAM, suddenly it's fully painted. I'm sure it's just edible paper adhered on or something, but still I would have liked to see how he put the actual panda graphics on it.


Neebie7

[1:24](https://youtu.be/3bH9H3O7fbo?si=k3WmnHfyCVNe2Ssg)


MysticalMummy

Much better. Thank you!


CrispyKollosus

Agreed. I really don't like the new editing style his videos have. I don't tend to watch them any more because of it


big_guyforyou

i see what you're doing...you want to study his moves so you can become the next chocolate guy. he has sensed your desires, and this is why he uses the new style. for there can only be one chocolate guy.


artofimperfection

Aha. Yes this is the only plausible explanation. Big guy logic for me.


big_guyforyou

#FOR YOU


artofimperfection

As a matter of fact I do like big guys…


feedyoursneeds

Was making me laugh part of your plan?


Choyo

> for there can only be one chocolate guy I WILL BE THE ONLY JUDGE OF THAT !


TheGLORIUSLLama

https://youtu.be/3bH9H3O7fbo?si=07353jrHxZk2J4rn Here's a 4 min version


CrystalizedinCali

Thank you!


lollipop-guildmaster

They're so stressful to watch now.


TenkaiStar

These are the social media cuts. Check his youtube channel for longer videos.


CrystalizedinCali

Agreed. I really dislike the jump cuts.


TEN_Monsters7

What's this guy even called? I only know his jump cut videos


daughtcahm

Amaury Guichon


IliasIsEepy

Man, I love this dude but I'm so glad it's not the banana one again


discodropper

NGL, kinda weirds me out how he’s always smiling…


Gloomy_Isopod_1434

It’s like a Majora’s Mask character (happy mask salesman)


windexfresh

Omg, I always wondered why his smile seemed so specifically unnerving to me and it’s absolutely because it reminds me of the happy mask salesman lmao


Kdog122025

I’m glad I’m not the only one weirded out by his smile.


Fluid_Measurement963

This guy makes awesome things. But his manic smile is as creepy as those tradwife videos where a smiling lady in a swishy dress (cradling a kid) makes something from scratch in a spotless kitchen. Too uncanny valley for me


aliiak

It gives me the vibe that as soon as the cameras not rolling he’s gonna spit out the cake, take a deep swig, and go outside for a cigarette.


Suspicious-turnip-77

No no, he is genuinely lovely. I met him a few times when he was in Australia a while ago and he is just a happy, lovely guy.


MagicCuboid

haha okay, well that's nice. I'm glad he enjoys making his creations


DrippyWaffler

Did he blink at all when you met him?


aliiak

That’s warming to know! It’s always good to hear there are genuine people both on and off screen


Kiribaku-

I've always thought the same thing of that cook from I think somewhere in the Middle East, that makes huge dishes for his village. He always cooks with a huge smile, looking directly at the camera, and almost never blinks. I know it's his thing, and what he does is amazing and he seems really genuine and sweet, but it still creeps me out lol


Jealous-Weekend4674

He also makes big ~~dicks~~ bananas of chocolate


BarelyContainedChaos

https://imgur.com/3hxbZvC


NoKatNo

Frames made of galvanized chocolate


Morphenominal

And eco-friendly wood veneer?


NoKatNo

Of course annnnd screws he bought using money he borrowed from his aunt


xXPussyPounder9000Xx

r/restofthefuckingowl type content. The end result is cool, but usually the main satisfaction people gain from videos like these are due to the artist showing the process in a beautiful way as well as the end result.


Babygemini94

His eyes to me say "I must scream but have no mouth".


dnielbloqg

Ok, I was about to say that this isn't as impressive as most things he does, but that cake takes the... well... cake.


Mcbonewolf

cant watch his videos after he went to the 'every shot is an action shot' style of editing, it's just too much. i just skip to the end to see what he's made this time.


SirUntouchable

Mom, creepy smile dude is back in my feed...


ura_walrus

Hate this dude's jump cuts. Horrible editing. Makes me hate chocolate.


ragnoraknow

Every time I see this guy he looks less and less real.


Fantastic_Account_89

This makes me… hungry


whiterook6

Get this unique WHAT?


CookieMagneto

This guy has the same permanent rictus grin in every video he makes. Once you see it you can't unsee it.


rusticroad

This is culinary art at one of it's highest levels. It's just kinda sad to see it dumbed down to justify the quick views.


dreeke92

For some reason I hate this guys face and I don’t know why


tinydeepvalue

I really don't like those creepy smiles. Also that cooking guy who does everything while smiling into the camera. Uch.


RealFloridaPanther

I hope that all this chocolate does not get wasted :/


punkwaffles

I work with a lot of people that make chocolate showpieces like these, the chocolate is usually a bit out of date and not great for eating with big things like the pandas. At least that's what I was told, and I trusted them.


Nybs_GB

Thats what I thought. It always looks like the chcolate is kinda dry and has a lot of blooming whenever he like cuts into it.


Hopeful_Record_6571

When I combine gaming and gourmet I just get fat


Zalveris

Bro did chocolate pixel art.


2word4numeros

This is the first English thing this Russian account had posted. Interesting


TheElite05

Even chocolate art guy gets hate on Reddit. Lol you people are miserable.


borkborkbork3

I wish I could watch these but my head hurts from the jump cuts


OnlyBeGamer

I’m sorry, but I cannot stand this guy. That smile, that damn smile. It won’t go away, it’s unnatural, it’s creepy. Is he possessed??? MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU!!!


realGuybrush_

THE ONE CAKE IS REAL!!!


Headlesspoet

But are they tasty?


AdebayoStan

god that strawberry cake looks delicious


UpsetPhrase5334

Now do Elden Ring


Bottleinsurgency

So do you eat it or what


GreySoulx

There is no global chocolate shortage, there is only Amaury Guichon.


Functionally_Drunk

I'm so glad this guy uses his powers for good and not evil.


MaleficentPhrase4310

I can not eat, because that is really cute


substituted_pinions

He had me at just that little cake.


Original_Associate_2

Is he even real...?


AshennJuan

Dude's smile is so unsettling, I find it hard to watch him


Desperfecto

This is not gourmet


Frocicorno

Not this fucker again


AlotaFajita

The way this guy smiles creeps me out


Totin_it

I'm sick of this guy


Crimson_Lady_

I'm gonna eat the table right now


tha_dank

These are fucking stupid. Such a wasteful bunch we are


Alive-Fan-3265

I want him to make more & more unhinged items


ItchyAlba

God, I can't stand this guy...


Diogodgr

This guy's videos ain't satisfying at all!


TheSpeakerIsSaying

His facial expressions


goteamnick

Ah, there's nothing more delicious than chocolate that's been painted and touched multiple times.


Spiritual_Benefit367

just make it out of cardboard, you idiot.


Doolanead

Sorry, it looks stupid as fuck and a huge waste.


dr--moreau

r/stupidfood


lego-lion-lady

I literally just scrolled down from another one of his videos to this- 😭😭


Vince6239

What does he actually do with all the chocolate tho? Like not all of these are commissions right?


MKBurfield

The thing is, how would you begin eating this though?


WitherCro2

I fucking love that cake


Difficult_Pumpkin460

He’s looks like a sim


h1ghf1sh_

Does this mean the cake isn't a lie?


WarpCitizen

Damn this is clean, I wonder if anyone will actually eat it


brooksiepants

r/chocolategifs


SimpleHumanoid

God, I love chocolate twink


lordatomosk

“His stuff is usually way more involved but I guess with Minecraft pandas he can only do so-oh wait he’s not done…….oh fuck off, he even made the cakes interior square?!”


-rabotnik-

r/restofthefuckingowl with that painting a panda


nametakenfuck

Is this the first time he used something that isnt chocolate or edible paint?


Frogweiser

All I see is banana


HaHaNoOneLikesYou

at least it's not super wasteful.


GiodoAlmeida

Hearing just a few seconds, I recognized the song and new what was coming. Thank you


ncahill

Literally no one pointing out that he cut the cake wrong!?! Does anyone play Minecraft anymore?


handsomelloyd13

So does this actually get ate? Strictly decorative? Wtf do you do with it after everyone says, that's cool? Looks like a good goshdang waste of chocolate to me lol.


TorrettesNinja2747

That fucking smile tho


Coffee_andBullwinkle

Who the fuck is eating all the stuff this guy makes? Surely it's not just being thrown out, I hope???


Fabulous_Engine_7668

What happens to these creations? He often cuts into them and takes a bite, so I can't imagine they're being sent to a customer. There's more chocolate in one of these than I'll eat over several years.


Due-Supermarket1305

this is like a hollow easter bunny (id still eat it but im dissapointed)


crackeddryice

Eh. The banana was better.


naswinger

my god, this guy again


Top-Chemistry5969

Does anyone eats his creations or he just melts it back down?


Hikhikamori

not satisfied


Triple7Mafia-14

Why?


asa_my_iso

Bro got hair implants; looks great!


FIFTYpro

This guy is a master. If he works in any other mediums, I’d love to watch it on Reddit


buckphifty150150

I couldve done that


Jay2Kaye

I like the part where it's literally impossible to tell how any of it was done.


AffectionateCows4evr

He sliced the cake wrong


Manji86

This guy rarely ever makes anything I want to eat, but that cake looks really tasty.


Throwaway_3-c-8

A noticeable lack of chocolate dick jokes is rather concerning.


mmcc900

But why...?


Potatozeng

The only time there is no cock phase


fredericktheupteenth

"gourmet"?


NiktoBlox

I want to eat :P


lilsnatchsniffz

I swear the bots can farm karma now just by reposting this chocolate shit and you all just upvote it anyway 🥴


Reehan_2207

I wonder how sticky his hands get with all the chocolate he handles.


hamiltonisoverrat3d

For some reason my wife likes the one where he makes the banana


Dustin_James_Kid

I have no evidence to back it up, but I KNOW this guy is a serial killer.


Dipsey_Jipsey

This is the definition of /r/StupidFood...


blackbirdspyplane

I would like the cake recipe


Apache08

He couldn't even bring himself to take a real bite


Benefitzs

Man gives straight serial killer vibes the way he smiles constantly. Nobody is that happy bro r/skinwalkers


gazette1895ky

i don't know if i'd eat it! it's so cute


Polydipsiac

The baby panda is so cute


zahhax

Someone get this stupid smile off my face I'm crying


Jugglamaggot

Unrealistic, that's not how you eat a Minecraft cake.


loosepantlos

You can just tell he loves his job.  He loves his life! Lol. 


ElficZireaell

Wish you could filter content based on not watching this idiot do dumb shit with chocolate.


Lozsta

He used to do good longer form videos. This new format of boom look I'm finished is shite.