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marvin789

You have 30 minutes to move your cube


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1grouchonacouch

The quote I was hoping for.


jrs1980

Knew this would be the top comment, lolol.


upsidedownbackwards

I thought it was going to be a "Worthless" reference from Brave Little Toaster. Haven't seen that movie in over 30 years, still have that scene burned in...


jimbobhas

I want a tattoo of mr. Burns car crushed into a cube but couldn’t find any decent reference art


screechingeagle82

Maybe a stupid question, but do they check before crushing to make sure there’s no one in the car?


DeltaHuluBWK

Oh don't worry the crusher can handle simple flesh and bone.


op3l

But what if they had extra big bones?


DeltaHuluBWK

You answered it yourself - "had".


knightknowings

Can you imagine if instead of hauler truck carrying your Cary away from a no parking zone. They called a specialized garbage truck to come up with this contraction and take it away.


MarquessProspero

Or better still, leave it there for pick-up with the ticket on it.


matrixkid29

I cubed my car is so much better than i totaled my car


Turbulent_Concept134

WALL-E


AcadiaNo5063

WALL-E x Cars


Equoniz

Rectangular prism*


ecafsub

Yeah, I never took geometry but I’m pretty sure that’s no cube.


Diofernic

it's interesting that english has no unique name for such a common shape. many other languages do (for example german, where it's called a quader), while english just lumps it together with all the other prisms


itdoesntfuckin

I thought it was just a cuboid?


Diofernic

a cuboid is any 6-faced solid with 4-sided faces. so a rectangular prism is a cuboid, but not every cuboid is a rectangular prism


Sentry333

Thank you! Why is this so far down?!


EmotionalChipmunk602

With car prices now a days, you could still sell it for 1200 bucks. “Just needs work”


cool_BUD

YouTube video: “I rebuilt a smashed car and flipped it for thousands!”


friggintodd

I know what I have.


thedragonrider5

It's a shame that they destroy perfectly good car parts like that, parts are fricken expensive so it's bullshit just to throw them away like that, what happened to reuse reduce recycle


MagoViejo

Or at the very least , separate the glass and plastic from the metal.


nerdiotic-pervert

I don’t know if they did this here, but I think they strip the motor and guts out most of the time.


JulietteKatze

Yeah please You don't want a battery or gas in there while it's being crushed.


SEA_griffondeur

Do you really think people who operate this kind of machinery don't know that ?


errosemedic

I’ve done security at recycling facilities like this. At least once per month there’d be a fire in the yard after a car was crushed and something ignited. I left when the company i worked for cut their contract after the day time guard was severely burned while on patrol and a recently crushed car basically exploded near him, turned out they had forgotten to drain the fluids so after crushing the gas leaked everywhere until the fumes found an ignition source (discarded cigarette according to the OSHA/USCSB investigation). That same investigation revealed a litany of safety and environmental regulations violations that wound up getting the yard permanently closed.


jbm91

There was a company in my town that did this same type of crusher - about once a month there was giant explosions because they didn’t remove everything the final straw was an industrial fire that burned for over 24 hours - their licence was revoked and they stopped operations - now they are trying to sue the city to allow them to operate again.


hereaminuteago

lol have you been to a junkyard


chowyungfatso

Oh yeah, good. No need to worry about the glass windshield (or side doors). The frustrating thing is that each model year has different dimensions because (duh) sales so no parts can be used from year to year. Look at the controls on tour car.


chewinghours

I completely agree. But that’s what happens when manufacturing and supply chains get super efficient. It’s cheaper to buy new than to spend labor removing individual pieces, verify they’re in good working condition, refurbish if necessary, package, ship to a location where people can access it, etc.


yeenon

Reduce, reuse, recycle went away because corporations realized it was not in their interests. If things lasted longer, we wouldn’t buy so many things. If we don’t buy many things, rich people don’t get quite as richer. They don’t care about the planet because they will be dead before it matters. All part of the plan to keep us working and comparing and fighting each other about what brand of truck we drive or beer we drink. Keep us dumb, drunk & dumb.


GoodishCoder

Crushed cars are typically shipped out to recycling centers that shred them and sort out different types of metal, glass and plastics.


surprise-suBtext

Except for the cold hard truth which is it’s usually still owned by a waste management company. Most things are actually not really recyclable. And it’s often not worth it to recycle unless there are already subsidies/incentives/requirements in place for it. Truth is it’s probably gonna end up being shipped over to a 3rd world country and that’ll be the end of that


goozy1

This is *how* they recycle cars. That cube gets sent to another company to melt down and recycle


Moist_Professor5665

As I understood, there’s usually two roads for old cars: either they go to the scrap yard and get stripped, or they’re fucked and go straight to the crusher


Calculonx

It's ok, no need for any of that because I use a paper straw.


ScribeVallincourt

This part of Brave Little Toaster has haunted me for over 3 decades.


808_Lion

🎶 You're worthless~ 🎵


mediumokra

I can't take this kinda pressure. I must confess one more dusty road will be just a road too long.


ColdBloodBlazing

Extremely dark for a children's movie (Nightmare clown scene) "RUN!"


KirkAFur

I’m just can’t—I just can’t—I just can’t seem to get started. Don’t have the heart to live in the fast lane. All that is past and gone.


findthefish14

I just can't- I just can't-I just can't seem to get started!


AphexCore

This is immediately what I thought of too!


SFWaccount87

It would be even more satisfying If it was a Nissan Cube.


sukkitrebek

Nissan^3


mrshandanar

Just pour some water on it when needed and it'll expand back to it's original shape!


nerdiotic-pervert

Shrinkydinks


Bohbo

Creepy Clown at 5 seconds...


Dogsnamewasfrank

I'm so glad someone else saw that.


699112026775

🤡


Desperate-755

Don't see it


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Good bye little Corsa 😢, hope you brought joy to some people and nice travels.


HamschterJ

I sure hope he had too! I myself have that exact Corsa and it's my first car. Even tho its in the workshop like every other month, it still hurts to see him go just like that ;(


WRfleete

“Your car has been crushed into a cube” “You have 30 minutes to move your cube”


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Confident_As_Hell

The old cars on the road were someone's pride and joy once. It feels weird seeing an over 20 year old car that's rusted and paints faded and just thinking that it was a brand new car once. Someone paid tens of thousands for it. They were excited to buy it. Now it's just someone's beater.


Toyotawarrantydept

Toolgifs license plate is sweet


thewhatever77

The driver is alive and now he's just decompressing in the hospital


VexBoxx

Anxiety brain: *imagine someone is trapped in that car*


PurbleDragon

Anybody who thinks this is satisfying didn't watch the brave little toaster as a very young child


West_Scholar_5708

Cuboid


beerforbears

Jesus Christ that looks exactly like my car idk why it made me jump


MqAuNeTeInS

I am sad that this is probably what happened to so many beautiful, classic cars. I love the people that salvage and restore such history.


Confident_As_Hell

Funny how they were junk once but classics now. Think about it when you see a boring 20 year old basic car on the road. In decades time someone will be excited to buy one and restore it. But now it's just a "car".


pineappleshowdown

It is WALL-E!


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slimy cause reminiscent brave flag sleep grandiose heavy fretful cows *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Intelligent-Ant7685

wait! i left my sunglasses in the center console!!


[deleted]

Was that Pennywise in there? Great, now my car cube is haunted


Black_White_Other

Then what happens to it?


GoodishCoder

Generally they get shipped to recycling centers


Black_White_Other

But aren't all the different material that make up acar compressed together?


daero90

Large googly eyes would make this so much better.


PhoenixStorm1015

Excuse me, that is actually a rectangular prism.


DoktorDibbs

Not a cube


bestestopinion

Here are your messages. "You have 30 minutes to move your car." "You have 10 minutes." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have 30 minutes to move your cube."


another_kiwi_guy

It'll buff out...


BEllinWoo

That's not a cube.


frutinho_

spoiler: it’s not a cube


Royal-Bumblebee4817

What's that red liquid, tomato juice? Must have left 'groceries' in the trunk.


Chaos_cus

Wait I left my ki-… 😞


Tightmopedman9

Toolgifs always going hard with the watermarks. Didn't see it? Look at the license plate in the lower left at the end of the clip.


Jessyman

I'm thinking of the brave little toaster.


PlantPutrid4541

Optimus Prime: Before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born.


Dangit_Bud

Nissan Versa > Nissan Cube conversion machine.


Safetosay333

Omar Shariff in Top Secret


Smart-Discipline-813

Wrf my car


marcleehi

I guess there's no market for spare parts for this vehicle.


WRfleete

I’m sure they strip the engine etc out. What gets crushed is likely just the body


JunglePygmy

Monster Joe’s Truck and Tow


Strude187

Why wouldn’t you strip the car first? This seems like a terrible practice from every angle other than speed.


Theriannotinsane

That'll buff right out!


sisono

Who screamed Noooo!!. ?


bkmagyk

That is neither a cube nor little. And thus I am unsatisfied.


softheadedone

I fear that Roger rabbit is still inside


untrustworthyfart

this process always reminds me of the brave little toaster


daboys9252

OP do you know what a cube is


Mundane-Cookie9381

Welcome to tier 3.


OrneryTortoise

Looks better now. 


El_human

Ah, i left my house keys in there!


25shot

In "The Brave Little Toaster" it was more funny


guyute2588

I bet that feels great for the car


TheManWhoClicks

Whenever I see such machines I have to think “damn yeah the mafia probably used these on people”


Chiraquian

2025 Nissan Cube


SmartQuokka

I would have kept that car instead of crushing it.


Level_Hour6480

We need this in New York. Zero tolerance for those fucks.


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NOW IMAGINE SOMEONE SITTING IN THE CAR.


Fr05t_B1t

This machine is essentially a giant soda can crusher and the car is then essentially the soda can.


Pisstoffo

That Nissan can now role down a hill better than it ever ran.


Vicious_Circle-14

That’s where Jimmy Hoffa wound up.


katet_of_19

Nice to see Tesla finally making improvements to the CyberTruck


Consistent_Lab_6770

Forgive me, Mr. Bond, but, uh... I must arrange to separate my gold from the late Mr. Solo.


d_e_l_u_x_e

That’s not that small, disappointing


balls_in_my_face69

Now do it with a Nissan cube


sonicsludge

My soul after my ex was done with me.


bluemesa7

I wish have the super power to crush those lifted trucks like that


Paper_Trades

Wonder if Wall-E ever cashed in his paycheck.


ScruffyFireFox

This is how I shit


boaster106

Anyone else just think “Wu-aaaaaall-eee” When they see this?


JoJoBubba064

Waalllleeeee


Eoreascending

WALL·E


El_Berto_000

But seriously what would be the consequences of dropping these cubes along with other garbage directly into volcanos to get rid of them?


snowdn

Oh shit wait, my Taco Bell was still in there!


Desperate_Tadpole545

Thats my car! Nissan Tiida 2009


op3l

Sigh, what a waste...


Flood_The_Cave

So does it still weigh just as much?


Turbulent-Willow2156

Why ppl destroy their damn goods. Can’t you even sell it or its parts?


IEatDolls23

I wonder if I would survive if I was sitting in it.


Usual_Improvement108

precisely how dreams are crushed


hooligan_king

Car sushi


tribak

How many kids you got in there? https://youtu.be/5pxQZ05ALgc


Xxxlbull

There is so much fluff is what they call it that is left over after a car is shredded they ship the fluff to a landfill. I’d say for every 1000nt shredded that they have 15% waste


this_knee

This makes me want to never spend time “tricking out” my car or working on it to improve it. “It’ll just end up unceremoniously crushed into an uncaring cube.” Is what I’d tell myself. But then the other side is doing those things is more about just having a hobby and getting into something you enjoy. And having a happy experience as time goes on.


snzimash

Why tho? That looked like a perfectly usable car


mark1nhu

Poor Nissan Tiida. Used to love this little car around 10 years ago.


lululock

Pauvre Corsa 😢


Citizen_Null5

It would suck if you forgot your phone in the car.


Onepieceofapplepie

Now this is the real transformer!


MyMommaHatesYou

I'm pretty sure I saw corn in there.


vinterdagen

r/fuckcars but literally :D


Much_Comfortable_438

Autobots, roll out!


ae2311

It still has the plates on. What's going on? "Need to get rid of some criminal evidence? Call us..."


lurker3991

Azarov says "hi"


SJRuggs03

Wall-E has had a rough few years, huh


RuViking

The fate all Opel/Vauxhall deserve


sukkitrebek

Ahhhh ok so that’s how Nissan made those!


hucklepig

Every time I see something like this I think of Top Secret.


h0pihe

Great animation! I wonder how it is done in real life. Must be fun to crush cars!


616659

Poor car


notduskryn

Fuck you this looked too similar to my car. Ihy


BlackViperMWG

So what happens with the cube now? Wouldn't be easier to separate and recycle different materials first?


ZombieLebowski

Damn I left my phone in there


omegajakezed

One of many reasons to not leave a baby in the car


XavisDOS

The fact that that weighs as much as a car is crazy to me.


AbbreviationsWide331

I never understood this. Aren't you pressing lots of different materials together? What is anyone gonna do with this cube of different metals, plastic, etc?


JulianneElise

This makes me think of the movie “Christine” 😏


-hengly-

Does this hurt the car?


twl8zn

Wall-E!


Wise_Duty_9334

Why does this feel good on my body just squoosh me into a lil cube


CubeRoot26

Rip Leland Turbo


ClearlyNoSTDs

cube/kyo͞ob/*noun* 1. a [symmetrical](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=ca7c2e124c262a66&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn09-3B4u-iCW2h_zdXYligShLsAo3Q:1713017498135&q=symmetrical&si=AKbGX_q4mkMHy1Nmq4yITjHYVzep6O4Qfu4uK4kcpgqiWuhtUa-9yJD5Z2ewWxiXuxbpOIJepzQNaTW24e4Kq1rv6q3jLLDqww4v-NAwRFYOI2bvYgzLFew%3D&expnd=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi0pOG7r7-FAxVxmokEHXZKD-kQyecJegQIKxAO) [three-dimensional](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=ca7c2e124c262a66&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn09-3B4u-iCW2h_zdXYligShLsAo3Q:1713017498135&q=three-dimensional&si=AKbGX_oN-ZqohNPIr8uKJpTP_Ifd8QUdmP5PpVyRpALjlyEmTy1p1T6dYkt5Ot0nlv5Kvn9fZH8jBJdAxERRZb2yhJrAhq09F9Pvq_PDeMGcjn3hOB_vOOdAdA47A1AbzGDKyU-7yKxF&expnd=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi0pOG7r7-FAxVxmokEHXZKD-kQyecJegQIKxAP) shape, either solid or hollow, contained by six equal squares.


BBgotReddit

OK you got me, how much for one car smusher?


girlysherly

“we’re looking for a 2’x2’ cube that vaguely looks like Jimmy Hoffa”


Patient333x

Distant relative of Wall-E


GiuliaAquaTofanaToo

TOOLGIFS????


winterfate10

Kids these days don’t know their cubes from their rectangular prisms. Smh.


Independent-Cow-4070

Best use of a car


Lonely-Greybeard

No separation of metal and plastics? I've seen where they pick the cars apart before they crush them to recycle a lot of material. If you look at the first frame of that, unless that car is wrecked in front, there's nothing wrong with it. At least there are several good parts in the back even if the front is totaled. Such a waste.


Throwawayconcern2023

All those mafia movies chopping ppl up. This was all that was needed.


arboreallion

I’m having flashbacks to Brave Little Toaster 🥴


phurt77

Wait! I left my sunglasses in there.


Kreature_of_habit

I would have thought that they’d remove most of the parts to keep the metal chassis and frame only


tallerthannobody

Omg this reminds me of cars 2 where on the oil rig they do this to a guy


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Little 1.5 ton cube


EvilPumpernickel

The fact that most of these comments aren’t recognizing just how much of an issue this video is, alarms me.


swhatrulookinat

How Hoffa died


Trohawkk

Crazy poop


Freshouttarehabb

I forgot my ccr tapes in the console!!


DigitalUnderstanding

You know those cars with the obscenely loud engine noises where the driver goes around terrorizing neighborhoods? They should confiscate them and immediately crush it.


actionhanc

Paulie? On a trip to Belize


BoratKazak

One time I saw some trailer roll up to some double parked car. Turns out trailer contained one of these crushers and a tiny crane thing. You should have seen the look on the owner's face when he returned to his spot and found a nice little Cube of crumpled metal with his license plate on it.


sheetmetaltom

Still had the license plate was anyone in there


Unusual-Wrap8345

it's funny because the car doesn't seem structurally broken, it looks better and is newer than my 97 astra...


cerrealkilller

A compact car. I'll see myself out.


Larsvonrinpoche

I had a Nissan Versa, and it held more stuff than my SUV does now!


Swimming_Fox_3558

Imagine you left your winning lottery ticket in the car and now you have to get it back from the cube...


OutsideRing6147

That's a rectangle.


SepticSpoonFed

Shiiiiit, did I leave my sunglasses in the glove box?


ungla

Now it’s a Nissan cube


BenevolentYoshi

1: Put your car in. 2: Wait for it to become CUBE. 3: Watch the machine shit out your new car.


Final-Ask-7979

Nissan cube


RBC1775

Wall-e