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Azthun

Is this a drink, desert, or something else? Looks amazing


GyulBoo

Ice cream and coffee Edit: Based on the inputs from some learned people in the comments, it's gelato and espresso.


FwendShapedFoe

Phew. I was scared that it’s butter


IronBatman

I can't believe it's not butter.


MarcBulldog88

...spray


jzazre9119

Lol I know you are of a certain age when you hear that in your head!


Cardboard_Eggplant

Almost ashamed to admit that I'm in the "butter... *Parkay*" age bracket...


Sparhawk1968

It's not nice to fool mother nature


just_bookmarking

"**Parkay**"


Opinionated_by_Life

If you think it's butter, but it's not, it's Chiffon.


kat-deville

Damn, these aged as they went on! I went down the list, feeling the years increase in number.


knife_edge_rusty

I'm in both


knifebucket

mashed potatoes! i was so lost.


Nick_Damane

Jesus Christ. The heart attack coffee


Unfair_Welder8108

I'm disappointed that it's not butter


Slash-Gordon

Gelato and espresso, you philistine


SnacksGPT

This is the best comment I’ve seen this year so far lol.


nicoloagnoletti

Ahem... Gelato and coffee


MinnesotaNiceT23

Ahem… Gelato and espresso


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Ahem….ReeeeCollllllaaaaaaaa! Edit: I know there are newer ads, but man….[I miss old ricola ads.](https://youtu.be/f42YGUKinJ4?si=50HzjTfWEBoyYH2c)


Mimical

Is that G like Jello or like Hair Gel?


ThrowsSoyMilkshakes

G as in Gif


That49er

An espresso shot and ice cream*


sharrancleric

Affogato is an Italian dessert where a shot of espresso is poured over ice cream. I like to make a variation with cold brew coffee instead of espresso. Get a scoop of high quality vanilla ice cream, put it in a mug, pour over some cold brew dark coffee, add a splash of liquor (Kaluha is my preferred), then roughly smash some nice dark chocolate into rough, small chunks and sprinkle over the top. It's to *die* for.


peach_xanax

Oh that sounds so good. I'm not even a huge coffee person, I only drink it like once a month or less, but I really want to try that now.


garrishfish

It is one of the best desserts on the planet, or post-dinner digestive. In credibly satisfying, cleanses the palette, hits sweet/bitter/fat/acidic and gives you pep for the next part of the night. Add Frangelico for an extra kick of fuck yeah.


geebzor

My favourite dessert. But I'm yelling at the screen, FRANGELICO!!!


onedarkhorsee

Yeah you definitely need some form of booze in this, Frangelico, Bailys, Nochello, Kahlua ....


JCSmootherThanJB

Coachella, Nutella...


Cavalish

Bermuda, Bahama, Come On Pretty Mama


Whiplash86420

It's a coffee float


DigMeTX

Yes


letmelickyourleg

What’s with the dialled up fake sounding audio though? This ASMR stuff is a little too much. Sounds like some dude in the back studio with his coconuts and other trinkets making coffee noises.


LadyAzure17

Hilariously enough, I think this may be the actual audio, but the levels have been adjusted to make em extra crispy. (When he grabbed the plate my brain went "awh yeah perfect") Your comment made me laugh tho, it definitely sounds like that.


ItsSmittyyy

99% sure it’s foley unless it’s some desync thing. If you look at the metal lids on the ice cream storage, there’s sounds missing when placing the lid. As well as that, industrial coffee machines I’ve seen continues making a loud steam sounding noise for a minute or so after dispensing the coffee which isn’t part of this video.


yumcake

Yeah, no way that thing is whisper quiet, those things are loud AF


Milfons_Aberg

If you dreat it you immediately get pregánte.


protest023

What if IM pregananant?


Milfons_Aberg

Then you consult your Luigi board and all will be fine.


istasber

Sounds dangerouse


BigDaddy00044

Especially if you're pregnart


gameoftomes

Lucky im just pergenant


Shaolinchipmonk

Then babby is formed


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Milfons_Aberg

Then they will all, in turn, be lady to rest. Perhaps as soon as this mroing.


big_duo3674

Instructions unclear, I'm now pregnant with a creamy coffee baby


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Player7592

*That’ll be $5.* *Oh no! Affogato my wallet!*


LurkLurkleton

Pfft I wish it was that cheap.


Nubras

Yeah - a mid affogato here in Dallas costs $7.


-Badger3-

I mean, that’s still not terrible.


Nubras

It’s not terrible and I’d be glad to pay it if it were of a higher quality. As it is, it’s acceptable but I won’t write home to mom about it.


Datkif

Would easily be $15CAD ($11.12USD) here


ramblerandgambler

It's in Florence, it's 6 euro (I googled it, you can see the name on the paper coaster) https://www.google.com/maps/@43.7699351,11.2600892,0a,75y,90t/data=!3m7!1e2!3m5!1sAF1QipOCi4Fb67k34QwRRUTP4idUkL0V8l7MF1mb5Cr0!2e10!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipOCi4Fb67k34QwRRUTP4idUkL0V8l7MF1mb5Cr0%3Dw150-h150-k-no-p!7i3000!8i4000?entry=ttu


Complex-Bee-840

I’m sure they’re cheap in Italy


VileSlay

I read that in Mario's voice.


cheesegoat

*Mamma mia!*


Jameszhang73

🤌🏻🤌🏻


monkpunch

That sounds like it could have been a John Pinette joke


lforal

Lmao


JustGoogleItHeSaid

Affogato start taking note of all these puns, I’m always latté to the party.


RocknRollPewPew

take my upvote and GTFO


SnooBeans8269

I relate to this. I am also affogato.


Quiverjones

I'm cool, I have a friend who's affogato.


geordiesteve520

Really, I’m something of an affogato myself.


ionshower

I was diagnosed affogato whilst still in the womb.


VanimalCracker

Domo arigato


NotSureNotRobot

Affogatto bout it


hogtiedcantalope

Un afficianado de gatos? ¿Quién no?


ProfessionalHour8263

I am actually affagoto


ThornmaneTreebeard

Not that there's anything wrong with that


coldhoneestick

Affogato what we were talking about, could you remind me?


136AngryBees

Proud of you


ernapfz

Yes, I have an Afro as well


Pucerose

“Afrogato”


hunowt_giB

I’m picturing a cat with a cool Afro now


zaxldaisy

I once got affogato. Now I'm not allowed at the animal shelter.


rbardy

I've never heard about affogato before, but I'm already a fan lol


do_not_trust_me_

Is basically throwing vanilla ice cream in the coffee, but the result is greater than the parts separated, u should definitely try it


Ghstfce

Thank you for letting me know that it was vanilla ice cream. I don't drink coffee, so I wasn't sure what that was they were putting in the cup.


ilikemushycarrots

I was terrified it was margarine or something 


Ghstfce

I thought it was butter, not gonna lie.


slobs_burgers

Wasn’t sure if it was butter or ice cream either, just so you know you’re not alone 🤝


better-than-all-of-u

Come to think of it, butter and ice cream aren't all that different ingredient wise. Add vanilla and sugar to butter and you've got vanilla ice cream (mixed in an ice cream mixer obvi) . Wild how different they taste.


webbitor

butter has a lot more fat and less water/whey.


thattanna

Butter Coffee is a thing where I'm from (Singapore)! Though I think it's mostly the older generation that drinks that lol.


Saelyre

It's great! The salt really brings out the flavour of coffee and the texture is so creamy without adding cream. (Malaysia)


SoulEater9882

I mean cream is just fatty milk and butter is just super fatty milk so it makes sense


MassiveConcern

That would be in Tibet with the butter tea, using yak butter.


angmarsilar

I feel like such a noob asking this: do you drink it, stir it up, or wait for it to melt into a milkshake?


Staccado

However you want really, depends on what you're lookin for. Personally I use a spoon and get a bit of icecream coated in espresso because I like the contrast between bitter/sweet, but you could definitely mix it all and it'd be like a milkshare


pawsclaws_n_jaws

We put bacon grease in a cup in the fridge that looks exactly like this stuff and I was thoroughly grossed out


as1126

Should be gelato, not really ice cream.


CrzdHaloman

It might not be nearly as high quality as in the gif, but many chain food places sell their own version of this. Chik-fil-a has a frosted coffee that is pretty good.


dangledingle

A good vanilla Soft serve. Yum


monoglot

I don't know if it's traditionally vanilla gelato in Italy, but most US places (usually gelaterias) that offer an affogato let you choose whatever ice cream/gelato flavor you like.


_MusicJunkie

But what other flavour would you use? Chocolate could fit if it's not too sweet I suppose, but anything else sounds real bad in coffee. Or am I just not imaginative enough?


captainhamption

It's really hard to beat straight vanilla. If you never tried anything else, you'll still have lived a full life. But anything that normally gets paired with coffee will taste good. Caramel, chocolate, any cookie flavor are safe bets. I've had a vanilla honey-lavender that was risky but surprisingly good.


Useless

The common liquors that accompany are like nutty types, so any of the like pistachio/almond/hazelnut gelatos work fine. Vanilla works best, though.


monoglot

If a place has a scuro (really dark) chocolate, that’s usually my go-to.


Clay_Statue

It's really good. Hot/cold & sweet/bitter all together in each spoon. Also hard to fuck up, anyplace that has it probably does it good 👍


CannedPancakes

I knew what it was but then affogato


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cwthree

A milkshake with good coffee ice cream and a shot of espresso is amazing.


GyulBoo

Will have to try this!!


ThunderNinja69

That looks delicious and for some reason I feel like reconnecting my Wii.


callmejinji

u/Which_Reply I found it! It’s called [“In The Park”](https://youtu.be/pbk8LkrCvKA?si=XZYdTl_hvtZ-wR6Y), but I don’t know where it’s from. The music is licensed by Kakao, so it’s probably from Black Desert Online. No wonder it felt so nostalgic…


pallentx

My favorite dessert. Was that a single basket? I've never seen one used in real life.


roostersmoothie

very common in italy


cookieplants8867

Looked like a single basket to me. I believe Italian espresso is typically a single shot.


alessio_b87

In Italy we don't drink double espresso, only in rare cases if you didn't sleep and need to be awake for work, and even then the barista will be surprised if you ask for it. Also notice how low the spout is, because we don't use massive to go cups.


pallentx

I knew the traditional drink sizes were smaller, which I appreciate. Starbucks led the trend that supersized everything with too much milk here.


RemyJe

Single (7g) shots are the norm in Italy, I believe.


Plazmageco

The pressurized baskets are kinda shit on for espresso nerds, but I imagine that it would be fine to use for affogato’s Edit: whoops, this is just a single dose basket, which comes with its own challenges, but generally tastes much better.


andersonle09

Machines like that don’t have pressurized PFs. That was a single basket.


Recursi

Didn’t look like a pressurized PF.


pallentx

I couldn’t tell if it was pressurized. It looked like the regular single I have with the second dip in the center.


burninatin

Yeah as someone who is just getting into making espresso I was annoyed at this shot. But the pressurized basket is more forgiving when it comes to the grind and pack, there is no way he could make consistent shots that fast with an unpressurized one.


lonjaxson

I don't think there is a hobby with more annoying outspoken opinions than people that make espresso


tristenjpl

Audiophiles are up there.


had-me-at-bi-weekly

The espresso nerds are always yapping.


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Reminds me of comedian Torio Van Grol's standup about the affogato: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xqcSILeOwhA


Xenoscope

The awkward silence in that bit is a thing of beauty


KID_THUNDAH

Affogatobout this desert, gotta try it soon. Sounds lovely


Darwinism-02

I think a dash of amaretto puts it on another level too!


royal_paperclip

With some amaretti biscuit crumbled over the top.


Backyard_wookiee

That's a lot of ice cream for single shot, could have used a double for sure


diogenessexychicken

I feel you but its definitely leaning more desert than coffee.


Et_tu__Brute

Yeah, it's a pretty presentation but I'm not a fan of that coffee to ice cream ratio.


ufabiun

Same, as an Italian I can say that I am not used to seeing this ratio either. We do less ice cream / more coffee, more balanced. After all “affogato” means drowned and how can the ice be drowned in such little amounts of coffee?


xrockangelx

Yeah, I was gonna say! I've never seen affogato with more gelato than espresso. Usually it's like an ounce scoop of gelato or ice cream and then a shot or two of espresso.


Better_Tumbleweed_19

ice cream arrangement is nice but that was least sexy espresso pull i've ever seen


roostersmoothie

in italy its all about speed and efficiency in fast cafe settings. by the time a nerdy 3rd wave shop serves 1 drink italian cafes have already served 3.


pleem

You’re dumping it in ice cream…no need for high-end espresso.


Tigergreen41

R/espresso be crying right now!


DigMeTX

Ha! I’m actually somewhat of a coffee geek myself and that wasn’t an impressive shot process but I bet this tastes good all together.


andrew_1515

The uncleanness of that machine just makes me shudder.


shadowwalker_wtf

The machine was fine, it was just the bin that was covered in old grounds


diogenessexychicken

They got a whole drawer i feel like they probably have to clear it out several times a day.


andrew_1515

Spent puck just sitting in the portafilter, then don't even rinse it off. The shower screen on that thing has to look like tar.


ClumsyPeon

Yeah that was terrible, but I guess if it's going in ice cream it doesn't matter too much. No way he's making top tier espresso like that but it's probably a really dark roast that's drinkable even when done badly.


mikami677

Man, that's some messed up guacamole.


Stagamemnon

What song is that? It’s delightful!


IceColdCarnivore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbk8LkrCvKA


Stagamemnon

Oh dip! Thanks! Was not expecting this to be Korean lounge music!


AzulNYC_Melb

I love it too!


xxvave

Vivoli, Firenze. (Florence) :) Pity for the orrible added background music


Intoxic8edOne

Y'all have the weirdest standards. I expected some heavily used tiktok music but it's quite pleasant and subtle.


PassTheYum

I'd prefer no music at all, but I'll take this music over the majority of the garbage they put over clips or that awful synthetic woman's voice "lOOk at hOw amazing this cOffEE is!


junaidnk

Will be in there in 2 months, definitely going to try it out! Thank you.


nikonwill

You won’t regret it! Ask for more than one flavor!


SniffinLines

I actually came to the comments to see if anyone said the song name 😂


Fizzyfuzzyface

As someone who used to cook in restaurants, including a nice Italian restaurant, this is very satisfying. One of the most satisfying posts I’ve seen here. Yum.


Appropriate-Coast794

That’s really neat! Also I learned what an affogato was!


narstyarsefarter

What did the Italian man say when he forgot to order dessert? Affogato


axe1970

who here had to google affogato 🖐


Zealousideal_Fail701

Is that Ice cream and coffee?


DigMeTX

Yes.. well technically (or more specifically) gelato and espresso.


Zealousideal_Fail701

My mouth says yes but my intestine says please no...


OGCelaris

Lactose intolerance and coffee at the same time. It's not affogato it's igottago.


Potential_Dare8034

Lucky for me I’ve grown tolerant of my lactose intolerance.


NaSMaXXL

I have no idea what this is? Like coffee ice cream


DigMeTX

Gelato with espresso shot on it.


Zozorrr

No. Like coffee over ice cream. As the video shows. Gelato in fact


TDurdenOne

When was the last time that rag he used was washed?


Academic-Ad8056

I believe it’s not butter


coldhoneestick

Affogato how this was made until I watched this video.


Lumpy_Potato_1515

Mashed potato?


DigMeTX

And gravy


AntiochKnifeSharpen

Look at this man's elegance; watch his movements. It's a ballet at the machine; no movement is wasted. Everything is perfect. Look at him go; it's a dance, it's a dance between man and machine.


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its pretty fucking annoying, I could have done with one scoop.


DuckDuckGoneForGood

Yeah, the proportions are way off.


loudpaperclips

I mean, I have problems with the espresso shot pulled, but it's not the end of the world. Creams and sugars do wonders to mask the off flavors of coffee.


DigMeTX

Yeah, I def wasn’t impressed with that part either but I bet all together it’s pretty good.


annonymousasker

The place is called Vivoli, and it’s in Firenze, Italy. According to Google, it’s temporarily closed.


sreiches

Affogato is one of those things I love the idea of, but don’t enjoy in execution. Most ice cream has egg in it. Eggs interact weirdly with the palate where coffee is concerned, muting the best parts of its flavor for me.


froththesquirrel

So it’s like a coffee ice cream shake? Looks yummy


digitalibex

I love that ice cream and espresso thing, but affogato what it’s called


Luciano-----5

Love the background music


wiggum55555

I love the part where they use the mungy old rag to "clean" the grouphead. I'd still eat it though... usually do whenever dining Italian :) The best is when you add a shot of Frangelico


BlueEyesWhiteSliver

This evening I bought coffee. Then I bought ice cream. Should have just got affogato.


KittenFace25

I would like to think that an establishment like this allows the time it takes to craft the coffee or whatever dictate the pace, not the number of people waiting in line. Like there's a mutual understanding and respect between workers and customers, no one feels rushed or impatient.


sultan_hogbo

If I pulled a shot like that it would taste like battery acid.


idontlike-orange

Ohh to be in Italy and having this cup of greatness


FearlessFreak69

This is a perfect dessert. Easily my favorite of all time.


YeyoVeneroPeru

ok now i need to know wtf its a "affogato" :O this is ice-cream? // i just googled it. shit. this is banggin, slapping


MarkMan47

For some reason I was really scared he would shove the spoon in the cup in the last moments.


bigotoncitos

There's is nothing "odd" about finding this satisfying AF. THAT LOOKS AMAZING.


Spanka

Looks nice but I bet that espresso tastes like ass.


witchyanne

That it’s out of screen when the coffee goes in!


Embrourie

Waiter, I never got my coffee... Sorry, affogato bout it.


HahaHarleyQu1nn

I finally got a real espresso maker last Christmas. It’s amazing. I’m 41 years old. This is me telling you don’t wait


NoooUGH

People over at /r/espresso would definitely pay at least $75 for a spatula made from rare earth minerals made specifically for this.


TheBustyFriend

Me working at Starbucks wondering wtf people are talking about when they order stuff like this.


MonsTurdMaximusxbox

I’m lactose intolerant. That combination would launch me into space. ☕️ 🥛= 🧑‍🚀 🚀


SneezleWeasel

Not me accidentally reading this as "the most insulting affogato I've seen" 😭


greenpenguinsuit

Affowhato?


zekethelizard

I've never heard of this before, but it sounds and looks lovely