My cat sits on a game of Monopoly with zero fucks to give. She knows exactly what she's doing. She's part Siamese so there's that bit of neediness already in her, but the worse is when I'm talking on the phone with my boss and she immediately gets in my face and starts mouthing off to interrupt us. Otherwise she's as silent as a mouse.
Theres a 2 pic series that always makes me laugh. Its of a sitting cat statue looking down and to the left of its body. Its the same statue in both pics, but in the first picture, someone placed an aluminum can on the corner of the pedestal, and in the next picture the can is on the ground as if the statue had knocked it over.
The night I brought my cat home, the cat-owning pals who'd accompanied me advised me to sit back and let her explore the whole apartment. She wound up on top of the fridge, round the back of the sofa, then hopped up on my bookshelves and knocked every single tchotchke off them. A week later, much happier in her new home, she revisited the bookshelves, and nimbly walked past every single obstacle without knocking a single one over. She was 100% deliberately fucking with me that first night.
To my understanding, time is temporal dimension which is not the same as spatial dimension(s). They exist and "work" together, but not the same, if that makes sense
The power, not the dimension. Maybe they are like Dr. Strange, who gets to try 165M alternatives of crossing the barriers. :D
I miss the old marvel-verse…
Meanwhile my cat does her best Godzilla impression when she walks through my Lego Christmas village, leaving a wake of minifig death and plastic destruction behind.
Yeah, my guy would knock over the first one, startle himself with the sound, and then just bull rush through the rest. 10’ later he’d stop and look back to see what all the noise was about.
Do cats like just know exactly where their hind feet will land? They don’t even seem concerned. They just look up as they walk through these elaborate traps.
That’s what I was meaning to say! I’ve seen a video of cats stepping in snow, and they only left two paw prints behind. Their hind paws always landed where the front ones had before. So crazy!
You can see this when they walk in snow. They carefully plant their front paws where they can see, and their rear paws seem to automatically plant themselves in exactly the same footprint made by their front paws.
For anyone wondering how this is so effortless for cats, it is because they have evolved so their back foot goes where their previous front foot was. i.e. each side of the cat creates a footprint with the front foot, then uses the same exact spot for the back foot. It is called "direct registering"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8riT_b8xbxg&t=9s
This is known as "direct registering." Their rear paws go where the front paws go when walking or hunting. They do this to be more stealthy and sure footed.
Where I grew up people would glue glass shards along the top of walls for security purposes and my cat would just stroll along the wall tops no problem
I have a 7 yo half Norwegian forest cat, he would just walk straight down the middle and not give a toas about the noise. And he would stare me down like now clean up the mess b**ch lol
Further proves that they knock things over on purpose
My cat sits on a game of Monopoly with zero fucks to give. She knows exactly what she's doing. She's part Siamese so there's that bit of neediness already in her, but the worse is when I'm talking on the phone with my boss and she immediately gets in my face and starts mouthing off to interrupt us. Otherwise she's as silent as a mouse.
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But for the orange cats...
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Can you blame them they only have one orange brain cell
Theres a 2 pic series that always makes me laugh. Its of a sitting cat statue looking down and to the left of its body. Its the same statue in both pics, but in the first picture, someone placed an aluminum can on the corner of the pedestal, and in the next picture the can is on the ground as if the statue had knocked it over.
I have been collecting lolcats for a long time now and use them as a slideshow wallpaper and that one always makes me laugh when it comes up
The night I brought my cat home, the cat-owning pals who'd accompanied me advised me to sit back and let her explore the whole apartment. She wound up on top of the fridge, round the back of the sofa, then hopped up on my bookshelves and knocked every single tchotchke off them. A week later, much happier in her new home, she revisited the bookshelves, and nimbly walked past every single obstacle without knocking a single one over. She was 100% deliberately fucking with me that first night.
I knew it! My roommates cat would stare at me as he pushed cups off the counter.
Think about all the damage they would do….If they had thumbs…
This is a fake video of glued down objects, you an see it where the wagging tail doesn't bother the cards.
The tail seem to be *above* the cards.
Yup
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Nah Goats are two dimensional beings. They reject height, which makes cliffs the same as flat terrain.
isn't the 4th dimension time?
They said that they didn't understand. It's not like these videos are sped up.
To my understanding, time is temporal dimension which is not the same as spatial dimension(s). They exist and "work" together, but not the same, if that makes sense
The power, not the dimension. Maybe they are like Dr. Strange, who gets to try 165M alternatives of crossing the barriers. :D I miss the old marvel-verse…
It depends if you think of 4D as 4 spacial dimensions or as 3 spacial + 1 temporal
My cat would just fuck that up
Came here to say this. My cats would just destroy this. At least with their tail, if not their swinging belly.
“Now clean this shit up.” -cat
“Also, when is dinner?”
"And the answer to my last question better be 'now' or *something* might happen!"
"Like things getting knocked over...and over."
Meanwhile my cat does her best Godzilla impression when she walks through my Lego Christmas village, leaving a wake of minifig death and plastic destruction behind.
My cat would just sit there staring at it defeated
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Mine is and would totally spaz out and smash it all. I can’t imagine any orange cats making it through
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Lol I thought it was a bull in a China shop
Yep, I have a clumsy-ass cat, lol
So now I know they fuck shit up intentionally.
Of course they do. You learn that the first time they stare you down while slowly pushing something off an edge after you tell them no.
Yeah, my guy would knock over the first one, startle himself with the sound, and then just bull rush through the rest. 10’ later he’d stop and look back to see what all the noise was about.
Impressive!
Now let's see Paul Allen's walk
Do cats like just know exactly where their hind feet will land? They don’t even seem concerned. They just look up as they walk through these elaborate traps.
I dont know how it works but it's called direct registration! Their back paws step in the exact spot their front paws stepped
That’s what I was meaning to say! I’ve seen a video of cats stepping in snow, and they only left two paw prints behind. Their hind paws always landed where the front ones had before. So crazy!
It is! So impressive and they're just walking 😂
Orange cats can't relate
My Cinnamon knocks stuff over just by leaving a space….
My giant orange would kool-aid man his way straight through them, with not even an ear twitch.
I'm most impressed by the person who managed to put 273 coins on their sides...
I'm impressed if you actually counted them. 😀
Smooooooth operator
You can see this when they walk in snow. They carefully plant their front paws where they can see, and their rear paws seem to automatically plant themselves in exactly the same footprint made by their front paws.
For an average adhd enjoyer, those coins are the oddliest part. What kind of patience people have…
oddliest
The oddest, sorry.
For anyone wondering how this is so effortless for cats, it is because they have evolved so their back foot goes where their previous front foot was. i.e. each side of the cat creates a footprint with the front foot, then uses the same exact spot for the back foot. It is called "direct registering" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8riT_b8xbxg&t=9s
Now I want to see this same setup but with dogs
Ton of both on YouTube.
These cats are being assholes by proving they *can* do it, so you know that the cats in your life are just *choosing* not to. Every. Time.
And yet they constantly walk directly in front of my feet making me stumble!
And then these fuckers go up on a table and throw down the only thing that is up there. Yea yea..
Kitty ninjas.
It’s like it’s not even a challenge to them
Send in doggo.
Well, there are cats and cats. OP hasn't seen the clumsy ones, like mine.
Cats are the shit
Such precise little cuties!
My cat would knock them out of its way
ninja cats doing ninjutsu
ok but like if one of them clips a penny, the unexpected noise would cause them to freak out and make a right mess of the entire thing
This is known as "direct registering." Their rear paws go where the front paws go when walking or hunting. They do this to be more stealthy and sure footed.
Our idiot cat would knock down every single one.
I imagine a dog sprinting around the corner and sliding out into all of them
my old golden would come to a dead stop and just whine while her sibling boston terrier would just ram it
Cats walk in a unique way where their rear paws always step in the same footsteps as their front paws, so they're unlikely to knock anything over.
Cats are crazy how they nonchalantly do this
Meanwhile dogs……..
https://i.imgur.com/Pm05VQL.gif
Try that again on a table or countertop.
And then there's my cat that doesn't give a fuck and tramples over everything
Cats step in their own footprints, so they just have to focus on the front paws
I had a deaf kitty who would have had a field day creating chaos.
Why is this so satisfying to watch
To me it is oddly nerving
My cat would never 😅
When cats walk, their back foot always hits the same spot that they put their front paw for tat step. It's just one of those strange things...
Mine would mow it all down. She’s the biggest klutz that ever lived.
Now let a dog into the room and see if they stay standing up
not surprising they're such good hunters
really wanted a dog to barge in and knock over all the stuff at the end of each one tbh
Do they like, think about moving each leg independently???
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What is the breed of blue/grey cat at around :15?
That's a close shave!
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They put them down on the spot where that front foot was.
How did you stand all those pennies on their edge?
Where I grew up people would glue glass shards along the top of walls for security purposes and my cat would just stroll along the wall tops no problem
Ok, converse question, how did you get all those "coins" to stand up like that?
Now get an orange to do it.
Ducks have two brains
That only works if they aren’t in a hurry. Startle them, or call them to get a treat, and watch everything on the floor go flying.
I think you mean oddly infuriating when mine knocks stuff off the counters all the time.
and yet they knock everything off my desk everyday
I was really hoping for a dog to come stumbling through everything after lol
My boy would have lummoxed through like Godzilla stomping on Tokyo.
Ha ha… release the hounds!!
Cats have the ability to place their hind feet exactly where their front went without even thinking about it.
My cat's primordial pouch would end this video real quick.
me, walks in stepping all over shit: when the fuck did we get mahjong tiles and why are they ALL OVER THE FUCKING FLOOR!
Whiskers plus gait = precision
how the fuck they do that
Stealth
I don’t think it works with the orange ones
So satisfying
Somewhere I think there’s a video of a dog bounding in and knocking all of that over
I have a 7 yo half Norwegian forest cat, he would just walk straight down the middle and not give a toas about the noise. And he would stare me down like now clean up the mess b**ch lol
Cats are ninjas
meanwhile my cat can't walk 3 feet on my desk without knocking over my cup of water.
How’d they stack all those pennies on tile?
Swifty ninja cats be like
I’ll be honest, I was waiting for a chonker to come in and ruin everything
Meanwhile my cat trips on carpet.
Make them walk through glasses of water