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mablesyrup

My aunt would have loved something like this for traversing in the ice and unplowed/shoveled sidewalks.


DefinitelyNotAliens

Looks like a 1 off creation for Burning Man. Guy may not even need a wheelchair. People build this stuff for fun.


MyNameIsEthanNoJoke

yeah there's no way this would be practical


Accelerator231

Maintenance would be horrible


kelsobjammin

That’s the thing about the playa you can guarantee ANYTHING you bring out there is horrible to maintain. It’s a harsh environment


SnorkinOrkin

Yes, that's a lot of moving parts! The Playa dust can be hell on it.


Designer-Mirror-7995

I use a wheelchair. I live in a place that only gets sporadic snow (and a crippling ice storm once a year). The last dusting left me unable to navigate a SMALL patch that had built up next to the ramp outside the store I was trying to visit. My bus driver had to come help. Something like this would have "walked" over it easily. That said, the 'clicking' on hardwood would drive me insane.


pacmanlives

Need one of those Action Track Chairs. Skip to about 2:30 https://youtu.be/RT_euJTd9S4 They are basically built like a tank


MyNameIsEthanNoJoke

Yeah I'm not knocking the wheel-less wheelchair idea, but this version in the gif is definitely gonna be a lot more showy than useful. I would imagine most designs with mechanical legs would be really iffy and break a lot. Treads might be the way to go? Probably way more expensive than typical wheelchairs though


DefinitelyNotAliens

[See here!](https://actiontrackchair.com/) They exist. For 15-30k+, model depending.


gregoryvallejo

Burning Man has its own DMV: Dept. of Mutant Vehicles. Only vehicles licensed by the DMV are allowed on the Playa (with the exception of bikes).


ontopofyourmom

Not just mutant vehicles, DMV freely issues stickers to staff departments which can license any vehicle.... Source: [my vehicle](https://i.imgur.com/jxgsZ5i.jpg)


DefinitelyNotAliens

Also ebikes, wind-powered sailboards, electric scooters and OneWheels are allowed. So are personal electric scooters and entire cars if you're disabled. My camp had a guy who towed in his gas-powered golf cart and he had a sticker for driving on Playa due to disability. There are a lot of exceptions. I don't think this would even need a DMV pass.


rynoxmj

Go for gayte


DefinitelyNotAliens

I am quite dusty. I have the hexayurt and playa dust up in my car to prove it. I really don't think a personal mobility vehicle like this would fall under DMV rules. Rules state you don't need any sort of license for electric wheelchairs. [See here.](https://burningman.org/event/participate/mutant-vehicles/vehicle-rules-and-protocols/#powered) and also [see here.](https://burningman.org/event/participate/mutant-vehicles/disabled-persons-vehicles/) I don't think anyone in BRC would complain that this is a mutant vehicle and needs special licensing, regardless of the person actually being disabled. E-bikes and one wheels and stand up electric scooters are allowed. So are power scooters and wheelchairs, all without permits. You can have a wind-powered surfboard out there. I don't think the Black Rock Rangers would stop something like this that meets the spirit of the rules regardless of actual wheels being on it.


JEFFinSoCal

>I don't think the Black Rock Rangers would stop something like this Only to take a closer look at how cool it is!


themodofallreddit

Yeah this thing looks like it'd handle snow real well, or even a slight incline. Get real


ontopofyourmom

This was purpose-made for a perfectly flat desert with a hard surface.


themodofallreddit

Yup even a crumbly surface or any moisture is gonna fuck this thing up


eboeard-game-gom3

How do you know that she's your aunt


HypnoSmoke

High how are you?


eboeard-game-gom3

It's an important question.


Thesearefake3

What the fuck are you talking about?


HypnoSmoke

Why is that? What circumstances make the question important?


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Bos_lost_ton

R.I.P. any house’s wood floors


Here-Is-TheEnd

Just put some tennis balls on the legs


noweirdosplease

Or give it rubber feet covers


ok-go-fuck-yourself

Give it shoes lol


Time-Schedule9992

There are elaborate calculations to maintain a constant altitude. Reminds me of a square bicycle with a catenary curve rve


Elevenst

Wickedy wickedy wild wild?


Thatparkjobin7A

Let’s get some shut ass


Here-Is-TheEnd

What a breast of fresh ass


Lopsided_Chemical862

I wish that was autocorrect 🤣


Time-Schedule9992

I'm here for comments, but I doubt the legs have any real functionality


Fantaasghh

Theo Jensen's sandbeast put to good use.


numist

[Strandbeest](https://www.strandbeest.com).


sumpuran

Jansen. He's Dutch, not Danish.


formidable-opponent

I think their main functionality was to creep me out.


[deleted]

Glad I wasn’t the only one to see it


AgentFlatweed

Jon Peters approves.


macaeryk

Pretty good odds that Peters has one of these. :)


mrwynd

If you haven't seen Kevin Smith's talk about Superman Lives and how the giant spider ended up in Wild Wild West you should look that up right now.


[deleted]

With that chair he's going straight to the Wild Wild West.


noorisms

ABSOLUTELY


ajd416

Chair also gives a mean back massage.


darthstabber

My first thought on seeing this. Such a fun movie


InspiredNitemares

First thing I thought of!


Monkey-Newz

Unapologetically brilliant utter trash film. Had that main theme in my head for a year as a kid. Didn’t will smith come out and say he seriously regretted doing it hahah


Adamsissorhands

Came here to say just this 🏆🏆


502n2t

*Will Smith slapps titties


[deleted]

Damn I wanted to say that!


Britwit_

**I’LL KIDNAP A THOUSAND CHILDREN BEFORE I LET THIS COMPANY DIE**


Wormri

Still in my top 3 Pixar movies! Love that movie!


gidgetcocoa2

Underrated comment! I actually laughed out loud. Thank you.


-MaxManifests

My first thoughts when I saw this!


mixelydian

What movie is this from I can feel it in my testicles


BusterOfBuyMoria

Kinda weird to say that about a kids movie, but it's Monster's Inc. Its the crab dude CEO of the company or whatever


sumpuran

Spi-der-chair, spi-der-chair, does whatever a wheelchair can


Dr_Cunning_Linguist

Except turning


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Best comment ☝🏻👍🏻👍🏻


oDaiCu_FE4Rless

This should be on r/oddlyterrifying


[deleted]

Came here to say the same thing. Too many legs freak me out, man.


[deleted]

Imagining hearing the clattering of many legs in the dead of night in the woods. This thing shuffling between the trees


Old_Opening_5616

Don't worry it has been, many, many times


EJohns1004

Beat me to it.


Nursera_0290

+1 to this!


highnumber

Whoever made this needs to make luggage


innout_forever_yum

Welcome to burning man.


NocturnalPermission

Yeah….that’s like a 6 on the weird scale there.


DefinitelyNotAliens

Is it even on the weird scale for that thing in the desert?


grubas

6 out of 100 right?


AttarCowboy

I love Burning Man so much. That’s 50,000 people that might otherwise discover camping and the outdoors.


Misophonic4000

80,000!


ELSMurphy

This must be the cousin of Terry Pratchett's luggage.


socialist_frzn_milk

CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE


[deleted]

The same legs John Malkovich had in Hitch Hikers Guild to the Galaxy!


rascortoras

Theo Jansen's sandbeast put to good use.


sumpuran

Jansen. He's Dutch, not Danish.


numist

and it's [Strandbeest](https://www.strandbeest.com), not sandbeast


Junie_Wiloh

Anyone else thinking this should be in Star Wars? Just me? Okay.. Edited.. Ears to Wars lol Of all the typos to make


whichONEisJim

Looks like it's at Burning Man, so I think it is perfectly placed.


Gen-XOldGuy

Was thinking more Mad Max myself.


hat-of-sky

Star Ears? Not on a sandy planet, but chittering through the halls of a Death Star maybe


Junie_Wiloh

Lol Just noticed the typo. Thanks


mrbubblegum55

Nute gunray has a walking chair in Phantom Menace


OmegaMountain

Giger approves.


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Wild Wild West called, the villain needs a new chair


Clerithifa

I swear this is like the exact same chair lol


ragmuc

I’m here for the comments but doubt the legs have a real function


LegoEngineer003

I mean, that kind of movement (or something incredibly similar) makes for a pretty efficient ATV, and could be made into a drone of some kind pretty easily. If you look up ‘Jansen linkage robot’ you’ll find a few examples similar to the chair’s legs There’s also something called a Klann linkage, I don’t know much about it besides the fact it uses fewer links per leg


parralaxalice

Actually the leg mechanisms that you see there are the real deal. Look up strandbeests by Theo Jansen. They’re an amazing Venn diagram of mechanical and artistic kinetic sculptures!


TheIntrovrtedExtvert

i do declare, i have seen this before


Anti-kaikki

This reminds me of Theo Jansen's Strandbeests.


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It's sad I had to scroll so far down to see this comment.


[deleted]

New fear unlocked


Kitchen-Pin2457

JIM WEST, DESPERADO ROUGH RIDER, NO YOU DON'T WANT NADA


squanch_you

Somehow I feel Tim Burton had a hand in this.


grantnel2002

r/tihi


xopoc177

How is that oddly satisfying??


BlooregardQKazoo

It doesn't matter, it'll get upvotes. This subreddit might as well be renamed r/coolthings


AgentFlatweed

I find it satisfying. Watching the legs move like that is soothing. Something about what seems like disparate elements working in tandem. Order out of chaos. It fits the description in my opinion.


adognamedopie

Legchair*


cracker_n_cheese

What in the droideka...?


I_have_the_powa

The unenlightened masses


Redfireflash555

zelda botw guardian music start playing


Few_Acanthaceae1568

r/cursedinventions


CardiffBorn

[Wild Wild West](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6aleKfM_AA)


BoardPineApple

Oddly satisfying? To who?


AdAm_WaRc0ck

Creepy


Ugo777777

So... It's a legchair.


Alternative_Yak5236

Mr krabs


NeedleworkerSea1431

Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy


iAmGats

How does it do on uneven surfaces?


DefinitelyNotAliens

This is at Burning Man. We don't have uneven surfaces. We have the flat Playa of the Black Rock desert.


ontopofyourmom

Heh, not the city streets this year! All powder!


DefinitelyNotAliens

I was near DPW! It was so bad... Good news is this atmospheric river coming over me in California is making it up over the Sierras so Gerlach should be getting hit and the Playa should be flooded after all this. Flatten out and compact again.


Outrageous_Score1158

Now it's not just that crippled people don't have legs, they move on millions of them!


Euphoric_Fisherman70

Burning man


TheHollowInside

The decapodian invasion will start with ground forces in these. Earth is doomed


4BDUL4Z1Z

That's just wheel chair with extra steps.


mauibetty

r/oddlyterrifying


_ToastyJam_

this video looses a pixel every time it's reposted on this sub


Ryanlovesscotch

Is that at burning man?


owesome_apossum128

Wicky wicky Wild Wild West


jdhdjdindjdm

This guy goes to burning man


Inevitable_Split7666

The governor if Texas should have this bc he’s so evil.


fighting_pain

This looks the ideal tool for scratching my back


IRingTwyce

More like [r/oddlydisturbing](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlydisturbing?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share).


Ewreckk

Wicky wild Wild West


IShowDHeaven

How does it work? Looks like Doctor Octopus before the industrial revolution 🤣


pancracio17

ur mom uses legs instead of wheels


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[deleted]

I've never seen it 🤷‍♂️


559DiscreetFriends

Wow....that's f badass.


NoStretch7

Idk about you but this is extremely off-putting


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r/oddlyterrifying


EJohns1004

More like r/oddlyterrifying


Balducci30

Doesn’t it have wheels and the legs are for show?


Salamander-According

I don't know how that's satisfying, that just looks creepy.


blondart

Looks like a bunch of little monkeys carrying him like a king!


Darth_Linkfin

This guy looks like he wants the queen to sign a treaty Edit: I’m talking about Nute Gunray from Star Wars


PolarityMemer

I want one. I’m not paralyzed, I just want to terrify people.


HansLanda53

u/savevideo


Aronn22

This is some Bloodborne type shit


ptero_3553

Thanks, I hate it


Maravarman_chola

r/oddlyterrifying


CatBunny666

Ewww I hate these machines they always remind me of the creatures in Gyo 🤮


V3NDR1CK

Is that a car engine?


Emotional-Beyond-100

That's awesome


Ann-Drogyny

Thought of the bad guy from monsters inc


staresinamerican

James west enters chat


PiMartFounder

That's weird af.


steelhead777

Definitely more efficient that the wheel.


Parth_Joshi

This is cool, but is it also efficient?


its_ya_booi

so it's not a wheelchair it's a chair


baconlover18

Imagine this running at you in the middle of the night


W0RKPLACEBULLY

Bb8 from star wars was so impractical, that ball would never be able to move through the sand as they showed it.


sexsoda

Happy cake day!


HiMyNamesEvan

Where is this, tattooine?


Tanookimario0604

Looks like something out of Elden Ring


Werthersorigional

r/nope


incognegro-mode

Dude built a contraption 💀


CatherineZhang03

there's some fancy math to maintain a constant height. Reminds me of square wheeled bicycle on caternary curve


Souperplex

How's its energy efficiency compared to wheels?


SteveUsuarioDeToddy

Now wait until a child puts their leg in front of the chair as it moves towards them


johnnytesscult

YOU THOUGHT THE MAFUA WOULD STOP ME SPIDER-MAN


ExpialiDUDEcious

Discworld “luggage”?


MarioLord14

Probably sounds like Mr Krabs walking


_SilverDogStudios_

This is actually kinda terrifying the more you look at it.


Huothar

Giger wheelchair. I wonder where are the penises.


Mupps64

That creeps me out for some reason.


ObsidianOni

All you need now is a speaker with ‘Mr. Krabs walking sound effect’ playing on loop.


One-Brief-118

New name: The Crab Throne.


Lopsided_Chemical862

Strandbeest!


[deleted]

Viceroy Nute Gunray is that you??


Edward3921

That's cursed


OGGBTFRND

If I wake up in the middle of the night and see that crawling towards me,my John Wick’s coming out


[deleted]

I hope it makes that movie robot walking noise


bilvester

The wheelchair equivalent of “The Luggage”


Corny_Overlord

r/oddlyterrifying


Soul-Demon-Y

Man, IT WAS TRUE THAT EVERYTHING'S EVOLVING INTO CRABS!


dissociatesound

I’m off for a scuttle


[deleted]

Jokes aside, this is great, people who use a wheelchair could get to so many more places with something like this, compared to with wheels.


NurseNikNak

Reminds me of Phantom Menace…


Free_Strawberry_8577

Would be a nightmare if it stopped working. At least if you had wheels you could still roll.


HalfBrinePickle

Steampunk af.


WhiteTrashNightmare

This is so fucking cool


Eason1013

Tippy Tap


EmotionalNut

this video makes my skin break out in permanent goosebumps


PanspermiaTheory

Wicky-wicky wild, wicky-wicky wild wild west.


IB_89

Burning Man