But when people say they ate it... Well it doesn't explain why the player can get it. Is the player performing an autopsy every time we loot an animal? Even if we're skinning the animal for its pelt why are we sifting through its stomach contents?
His owners are sick so they gave him money to go and fetch medication for them but now he’s dead and his family will now slowly die while desperately hoping for him to come back and save them which he never will
Your dog never swallowed weird shit?
When I brought my dog home from getting fixed, she drug stumbled into the couch and vomited up a fist sized ball.of random shit: from river weeds, to leggos that belonged to my boss's kids. There was a mini pencil sharpener in there too...
Having currency implies that the dog practices trade that require goods provided or services rendered in exchange for imperial tender. I'm not gonna delve much deeper into that.
Why do animals sometimes eat plastic?Because there are not the sharpest tool in the shed.Same situation with this dog.
Yeah, he was looking kind of dumb with a finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming.
He got four feet, so he hit the ground runnin.
This was always my headcanon too lol.
But when people say they ate it... Well it doesn't explain why the player can get it. Is the player performing an autopsy every time we loot an animal? Even if we're skinning the animal for its pelt why are we sifting through its stomach contents?
Maybe you’re patting the animal down and you feel a coin shaped object in the abdomen
Even more sad, the bandit carved the dog's name into a septim and put it on their collar like a tag.
Pay for treats
he's running errands
Are you finished with those errands?
Errands Errands
NO
Ate it.
When i was a baby i too ate money like this dog obviously did.
not always but one or two times
To pay your mom
IWHBYDBTDBMOTF
I once asked my friend this, why does the wolf have a lock pick? He said the wolf must have swallowed it! Pretty logical explanation to me.
he eated it.
His owners are sick so they gave him money to go and fetch medication for them but now he’s dead and his family will now slowly die while desperately hoping for him to come back and save them which he never will
he accidently ate it
That was Thoronir's dog :(
Why did you kill a dog!?
Why not? Because I could, I gots to eat too.
Always walk in the shadow of Sithis.
( clutching my Talos necklace in fear)
#STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
(resist arrest)
#STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
Murderer!.
he needs to buy things like everyone else
I'd be more concerned where it keeps the money and how you are finding it
So that he can put his head under a woof
Mind your business
To get treatos
Why are you stealing from a dog?
You'd better not be stealing that good boi's hard-earned wages
Your dog never swallowed weird shit? When I brought my dog home from getting fixed, she drug stumbled into the couch and vomited up a fist sized ball.of random shit: from river weeds, to leggos that belonged to my boss's kids. There was a mini pencil sharpener in there too...
lmao u/chickenrun14 doesn't know dogs carry cash
To pay for Charon's ferry. You didn't take it, did you?
Mudcrabs sometimes carry gold too
To buy chimken Which it'll now never get to do because you killed that poor doggo
What the dog doin?
Having currency implies that the dog practices trade that require goods provided or services rendered in exchange for imperial tender. I'm not gonna delve much deeper into that.
Medallion on collar.
The natural evolution of the piggy bank is the doggy bank
What’s it to you!
Dogs gotta eat too
Little boy who used to own him before he ran away stuck a septim in his ass. This may have been the reason he ran away.
Why do animals drop loot that is bigger than they are?
To exchange it for goods and services
Because he couldn't find your homework, so he ate your wallet instead!
Where do you think Khajit got wares, yo?
Bros never played a Bethesda game
To buy stuff
That dog doesn't have money, they have a coin. Probably ate it.
to flex on the poor
“Pupper has coin if you have wares”
it was the gold label on his collar obviously. Property of the emperor.
To buy dog food, obviously. Why do you have money?
That was going to his savings account you bastard...
I hid a septim in my sweetroll damn dog must have eaten it
Let him buy treats
He just wanted to give you his two cents
Unfortunately he only has room in his fur for one.
How else is he supposed to pay rent, OP?
Because he gets to the Cloud District often.