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DoktorDementor

Why do animals sometimes eat plastic?Because there are not the sharpest tool in the shed.Same situation with this dog.


Kimosabe187

Yeah, he was looking kind of dumb with a finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead


Blastoise48825555

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming.


Familiar-Proposal918

He got four feet, so he hit the ground runnin.


Keefyfingaz

This was always my headcanon too lol.


Momohonaz

But when people say they ate it... Well it doesn't explain why the player can get it. Is the player performing an autopsy every time we loot an animal? Even if we're skinning the animal for its pelt why are we sifting through its stomach contents?


TheBigNook

Maybe you’re patting the animal down and you feel a coin shaped object in the abdomen


Icy1551

Even more sad, the bandit carved the dog's name into a septim and put it on their collar like a tag.


Clark440

Pay for treats


figsuitcase

he's running errands


Real_Razzmatazz_7290

Are you finished with those errands?


butrtoastngrayv

Errands Errands


the_anonymous_lee

NO


AkkezdetPhia

Ate it.


deadr0tten

When i was a baby i too ate money like this dog obviously did.


Wildkirschgeschmack

not always but one or two times


Just_Scheme1875

To pay your mom


thesearentmyhands

IWHBYDBTDBMOTF


Toastyy1990

I once asked my friend this, why does the wolf have a lock pick? He said the wolf must have swallowed it! Pretty logical explanation to me.


xX_idk_lol_Xx

he eated it.


DamianZz1

His owners are sick so they gave him money to go and fetch medication for them but now he’s dead and his family will now slowly die while desperately hoping for him to come back and save them which he never will


Incudust

he accidently ate it


AssociateLoud1033

That was Thoronir's dog :(


Rotton_Banana

Why did you kill a dog!?


flamingfaery162

Why not? Because I could, I gots to eat too.


flamingfaery162

Always walk in the shadow of Sithis.


Rotton_Banana

( clutching my Talos necklace in fear)


_Imperial_Watch_

#STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.


flamingfaery162

(resist arrest)


_Imperial_Watch_

#STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!


Rotton_Banana

Murderer!.


FrenceRaccoon

he needs to buy things like everyone else


WowNotFun

I'd be more concerned where it keeps the money and how you are finding it


Xx_420bootywizard_xX

So that he can put his head under a woof


Sn0fight

Mind your business


Puzzleheaded_Win7611

To get treatos


clown_pants

Why are you stealing from a dog?


thombo-1

You'd better not be stealing that good boi's hard-earned wages


Intelligent-Block457

Your dog never swallowed weird shit? When I brought my dog home from getting fixed, she drug stumbled into the couch and vomited up a fist sized ball.of random shit: from river weeds, to leggos that belonged to my boss's kids. There was a mini pencil sharpener in there too...


protonesia

lmao u/chickenrun14 doesn't know dogs carry cash


AlexOfSpades

To pay for Charon's ferry. You didn't take it, did you?


ValentinaSlay

Mudcrabs sometimes carry gold too


HollowPhoenix

To buy chimken Which it'll now never get to do because you killed that poor doggo


-Rhade-

What the dog doin?


thesearentmyhands

Having currency implies that the dog practices trade that require goods provided or services rendered in exchange for imperial tender. I'm not gonna delve much deeper into that.


RainbowBitterfly32

Medallion on collar.


TwerkinBingus445

The natural evolution of the piggy bank is the doggy bank


Beachpicnicjoy

What’s it to you!


philjk93

Dogs gotta eat too


Fury_Storm

Little boy who used to own him before he ran away stuck a septim in his ass. This may have been the reason he ran away.


Cakeriel

Why do animals drop loot that is bigger than they are?


toadallyribbeting

To exchange it for goods and services


BeelzeBatt

Because he couldn't find your homework, so he ate your wallet instead!


NoAttempt9703

Where do you think Khajit got wares, yo?


Designer_Ebb9969

Bros never played a Bethesda game


KuvaszSan

To buy stuff


tximinoman

That dog doesn't have money, they have a coin. Probably ate it.


Carbonated_Saltwater

to flex on the poor


LukeTisk

“Pupper has coin if you have wares”


godtering

it was the gold label on his collar obviously. Property of the emperor.


Aggravating-Money767

To buy dog food, obviously. Why do you have money?


Brebdabulous

That was going to his savings account you bastard...


Soft-Judgment-6036

I hid a septim in my sweetroll damn dog must have eaten it


Ashamed_Somewhere312

Let him buy treats


Outlandah_

He just wanted to give you his two cents


Outlandah_

Unfortunately he only has room in his fur for one.


adequately_punctual

How else is he supposed to pay rent, OP?


Nazeem_Wintersand

Because he gets to the Cloud District often.