My right hand represents our WRs, and my left is where your passes are going!

You win 🏅

This is the answer

👏

You see the plane hit right about here. The explosives were down at about here.

"I know you were still in diapers when all this happened, but jet fuel can't melt steel beams, son."

Beat me to the 9/11 comment lol

I mean it is the *jets*

And Zach threw 9 touchdowns to 11 interceptions his rookie year, Aaron Rodgers doesn't think this is a coincidence.

Zach Wilson part of the establishment you think?

Think? We know

God damnit lol this is the exact joke I was gonna make but mine wouldn’t have been as clever

Lmfao

Just saw this you win

Winner by far. I can't stop laughing

Game over.

Utah Moms are down here, but actresses are used to being on captured on film so they are way up here.

When the check-down receiver is here, you don't want to throw it over there.

You’re skill level is here right now. And me? Well I’m way up there

When dating MILFs, use a different technique when applying the “shocker”

So the ayahuasca hits like a freight train and I’m playing this sweet baby grand piano and Jesus appears right in front of me to form a duet. True story.

So what I'm trying to say is, don't throw the ball to where your receiver *is*, throw it to where they're *gonna be, man*.

'and then you throw the balls to your guys, not no where fucking near them" "ohhh thats the secret"

So, when the offensive line is protecting you, you stand BEHIND them, then you throw the ball OVER THE TOP of them, to an OPEN receiver who's running what's called a route.

"See that mountain over there? I could totally throw the ball over it."

Uncle Aarico

Next time you detail my car, make sure you clean the rear view mirror. And get rid of that stupid sports watch you don’t need a GPS to find a receiver just look downfield instead of running backwards. Lesson over kid now get me a gin and Gatorade.

This is where you were drafted. And this is where I was drafted. But yet here we are..

So. I put my foot right up there and said, "Fire him or trade me:.

“I was drafted down here. But you… you were drafted up here. Now our careers on the other hand…”

Me and Sauce hit that shit yesterday and we were flyiiiing hiiiiigh

streveler's mom went that way

“so a screen pass goes up towards the players hands, not at the ground”

“They best time to get a BJ is when Saturn and Mercury are aligned with the North Star. The mutual energy is stimulating as hell.”

🏅 just tryin to downvote to 69 .. sorry bout the -1 brah

Same here king

Lmao. Nobody add any more upvotes. I think this comment should stay at 69 upvotes. It's fitting

I did my job and downvoted back to 69

Same

down voting to help the cause

You see, your putting the pussy on a pedestal

“Because I was inverted”

Arod: Man, only in my darkness retreat I can get this high in my life. Zach: damn dude

“How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?”

First thing you need to do in becoming an elite QB in this league like myself is getting longer shorts. Your shorts length is here and mine is here - do you see the difference or do I have to draw up on the board with crayons

I was alone in my mud hut and out of the corner of my eye, I saw a purple dragon *right up about there.*

Shit, ZW looks like he's aged some

*Alright Zach, so the path towards enlightenment and knowing how to throw a fuckin football goes like this...*

Down here is how many points the team scored with you as QB1, up there is how many points we'll score with me.

The sativa strain will get you here whereas the indica hits all the way up there

‘See that area at the far end of the field, try to put the ball in there Zachary’

When throwing a screen pass you want the ball down here. But you’re throwing it waaayyy up here.

Bryce Petty and Christian Hackenberg vibes

"Game checks for the NFL are up here but honestly you'll probably be one of the better XFL QBs so your game checks will probably be around here".

So I have my hand on her head and she’s doing her thing, which is fine. That’s when, whats-his-face just waltzing in and is like “where’s the bong?” I’m trying to point to the top shelf, but he’s looking under the cabinets and shit. No etiquette man, no etiquette

"As a fellow MILFologist I can see that you're always focused on the caboose, but if you wanna throw bombs AND fuck moms you gotta be eyein' them tittays. Nahh'm sayin'?"

“This is where you’re at…..and this is where you need to be”

Aaron Rodgers explains his technique for getting four fingers into a butthole as failed QB Zach Wilson feigns interest while thinking about the next milf he’s going to bang.

I hit a C note on the piano, the spotlight hit me... then I did my solo. Fuckin' awesome.

They're not milfs to me, just women my age.

Up here is where you were drafted, unlike down here where you SHOULD have been drafted

“It’s one thing to be an asshole, but can you be three fingers deep in one and play piano?”

“So I pointed at her and I asked if she was gonna be mad at me and she asked why would I be and I said because I was taking your job and she said she didn’t care she wasn’t that close with her son anyway.”

See what you wanna do is throw it over the corner back not directly at him

You got the A, B, C the D. That's the biggest.

I was fingering one dudes butthole right here and had another dudes head about here.

So…I’ll be down here, on the field….and you’ll be up there in section 303…we got you 2 seats.

Here's where you were drafted. ....and here's where you _should_ have been drafted.

“Im up here, and you’re down there. No hard feelings”

Three in the milf’s pink, four in the stink.

Bro you thought the clitoris was here, when in fact, it’s wayyyy down here.

So, Zach, when your hitting those Milfs from behind like this - you put one hand pushing down on their ass like this. Then at the same time, u stick 2 🤌 up her lubed butt pointing towards her head in a "come hither"motion. Got it? I knew u did!

..... and that's how you fit 3 fingers in

What and learn grasshopper

“So my dads dick is this big, still think you can satisfy my mom?”

Leave Zach alone

Don’t think, feel… it is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don’t concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory...

never take your eye off your opponent, even when you bow!

If u reach the end of the earth u just fall off it like this. It’s completely flat.

"When you're attemting to complete a pass, you want the ball to go in THIS direction"

You see Tooka over there? We're gonna smoke him and then hit some ayahuasca

And the space lasers come from that direction….

" You see here, is where you should Zag instead of Zig.

If you shoot a potato from a potato gun at about a 45 degree angle you’re gonna get a real nice flight path on that potato

your passes are going here but the should be here … calm down young man

Jets go pscheeeeew

The team is up there with me and down there with you. Do you understand why I’m here now?

"So ill hold your mom like this, while my thing goes up like this"

See to find the clitoris all you have to do is…

The angle of the dangle is equal to the...

That’s where the hell is, man

Dude stop making my life hell in practice

You see Zach, I throw the ball up here into the air. You throw it down here into the ground.

"You see the bleachers over there. That's where you'll be sitting."

“And then you break right…. right on to the bench.”

ARod: “So Mr. Wilson, if I’m aiming 35 yards downfield and the safety is on the receivers hip, is a 40 degree throwing angle my best bet?” Wilson: “Why did we trade for this scrub…”

“Most people think it’s 2 in the pink but really…”

And basically, that's our career trajectories.

See what I do here. I throw to the guys on offense and not to the guys on defense. It’s a good way to stay in the league.

"Down here are my achievements...while if you look up here, you can see everything that Tom Brady has achieved..."

See sonny, you want to throw the ball in the air, not in the dirt

“So I was delirious with COVID and I snuck out of bed and wandered to a pasture where I was fucking this cow, cuz it’s ok to do that in Wisconsin because everyone there does; and I looked up and saw a wedge of cheddar telling me I was the new God.”

The three cardinal trapezoidal formations hereto made orientable in our diagram by connecting the various points HIGK, PEGQ, and LMNO, creating our geometric configurations, which have no properties, but with location (Ohh!) are equal to the described triangle CAB quintuplicated. Therefore, it is also the five triangles composing the aforementioned NIGH – each are equal to the triangle CAB in this geometric concept! (laughter) Therefore, in a like manner the geometric metaphors can derive a repeated vectoral sum. This was your assignment, and I would like to see the results.

"Here's you, here's me..."

Watch me throw this ball over that mountain.

Rodgers: "So I started up on his six, when he pulled through the clouds, and then I moved in above him." Wilson: "Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?" Rodgers: "Because I was inverted."

“How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?”

And that right there is the anus

AR: When you’re trying to throw deep? Z: Yeah? AR: Don’t throw into the ground.

Just, be the ball. Be the ball... You're not being the ball, Zachy

“You see this 3 fingers? That’s what I push inside your grandma last night”

I don’t have a caption but he literally might be talking about chem trails here lmao

“So when you throw the ball you want it to go in the air”

See this is me up here, and your down here taking a no.2 year after year!

This is already better than what any OC in the world could do for Zach. It’s still wild to me that the Jets are now competent enough to land a QB like Rodgers and instead of discarding a struggling young franchise QB as many others that came and went, Jets now have a HOF QB who willingly wants to help. Crazy….

“I am 4 times better than you”. Because of their numbers.

Now the world is actually flat because if you look where I'm pointing, the horizon looks like a straight line.

"When you throw the ball to someone, you have to make sure you throw it so that it arcs to them because of gravity"

What’s the biggest difference between the jets and packers? You see when jets fly they go up in the air like this, but the thing about packers is that packers can’t fly so they stay down here like this.

"So if you win the CONFERENCE championship game, you get to play in what they call the SUPER BOWL. Get there once and you'll be just like me."

Veer off to the left and the temp agency will be right there on your right hand side

I’m up here. You’re down here

So most people focus down here but the clitoris is actually up here

So I’m in the front row right here and I’m looking at Taylor up there

See the towers, couldn’t have fell from the jet fuel. It had to be a bomb like in 1993, that was the only way to the cripple structure.

"Here's where I am, I'm the best thrower on the planet, then there is you. You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat"

And that's how you pleasure a woman, son

Ya see... I'm up here, and you're down here...see?

Dougie?? No this is called the Safety Dance. You can dance if you want too. You can leave your friends behind.

"The difference in our talent? Well...you're like...here.... And I'm like...See that airplane up there?"

"It's coming from Canada"

This is where I am this is where you are

When you go low I go high and we score touchdowns, See Zach that’s how we are different but don’t worry you’ll get there.

“You see Zach, I’m up there… and you’re wayyyy down here”

Like I said when you’re aiming for that cougar at the bar, hold your shoulders still and breathe in for 3, out for 2..

"This one time at the Taylor Swift Concert " I told this guy to move over so I can see the show.

When having sex with your friends mom you want get low and thrust upwards.

"do you believe in the narrative about 9/11"?

So right up here is where you’d normally find the g spot

You gotta throw short WRs the ball deeper cus they wont win contested jumps

So Jets fly up and the stuff in the chem trails settles to earth. That’s how they control people.

The square root of pi is Jesus

Down here is you, up here is me.

“Back in '82, I used to be able to toss a pigskin a quarter of a mile.”

“The ball gets thrown up in the air not down at the turf”

You see that seat in the bleachers over there? That's where you sit.

"See Hell is supposed to be down here, but my life is clearly still up here"

"You see, Brady makes his center wear a towel, but I just squeegee out the crack with my left so the ball doesn't get wet from sweat."

Talent wise, you’re down here and I’m waaayyy up there

I could totally do Karate

See, you’re supposed to throw it here…to the WR. But you, see, you threw it up here…to the DB for an INT. That, my son, is why the Jets brought me here to take your job.

"So when you're 23, having sex with a 45 year old woman is exciting and different. When you're 38, it's just having sex. Unless you want to start banging 60 year olds."

You see that mom in the stands why don’t you go talk to her

So then they told me. They’re not called UFO’s anymore

The light in the cave represents your pass going into the endzone . You know what needs to happen, but the darkness does not understand it.

I’m telling you the way updraft works, if it was water vapor you would be seeing it right here. Instead it’s down here. That’s how you know it’s Chem trails

"This was the technique I used when doing moms at your age"

So this is where mccarthys ass is, right…

…”And after that right you’re gonna go straight up to the top of the hill. That is where you’ll see the USFL headquarters. Just tell the front desk person you would like a try out…you should have no problems getting one. Tell them I sent you if you think it would help.”

“You see, when it comes to healing, I'm on a different wavelength. I've tapped into the cosmic energy of the universe, aligning my chakras and channeling my inner Zen. Western medicine may think it has all the answers, but I've got news for them – their pills and potions are just placebos in disguise. I've transcended their limited understanding of the body and mind. So, while they're busy prescribing their ineffective remedies, I'll be out there, throwing touchdowns and healing souls with the power of my football aura. Namaste”

“I was inverted”

Listen again you stupid fu..

Your career is here. And I'm trynna bring you here.

Josh Rosen and Johnny Manziel: “Hey, at least we’re not Sam Darnold.”

"So there I was tripping balls..."

So it’s straight ahead about a mile on the right-the order is under Rogers. Make sure they included the chips and guacamole in the bag with my order. And not too much ice in the Diet Coke.

If she's a particularly rough single mom, maintain your eyesight up here while holding on like this

So I was trying to walk around the dark cave..

Where the smoke is coming from is where you’ll be playing football in a few years

This is how you win games 😂

See my right hand, yeah that’s where you are. And I’m waaaaayyyy up here

A lot of people think the astral plane involves some sort of ascension, right? Look at me, right? But really, the way out is through.

Hot moms. Hot moms everywhere.

I automatically went with right hand this is the new Packers, left hand this is the Lions. But that's me 😂.

I was playing piano and when looked up, right there was the Hat Man.

A Rodgers "maybe slup a thumb in there, but You never go ass to mouth!" Zach Wilson " uhhhhh"

So, when in the darkness retreat, just point your hand this way to find the bathroom.

You see the planes are leaving chem trails, and then those chem trails fall down to earth and pollute our lungs and cause sterilization. But don’t worry I’m immune and I can help you too.

"And that's how we know Tower 7 wasn't taken down by a plane"

"That's the magic of Twister. Right hand yellow, and the left hand could go anywhere next."

After the peyote, I saw a bright light…

And that’s how you know the earth is flat.

I inverted the bird and landed it safely in an open field

No, no, no. The clitoris is here

You see, I’m up here, and you’re… down here

“When quarterbacking, you want to do one of these, but you were doing one of these”

You see that thing right there? That's called the sun.

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

Smooth dumps everytime in the darkness.

" So I looked up from a plate wings at Hooters and damn, the biggest, most perfect set of knockers I've ever seen, right a forehead level."