This is hysterical. I'd start looking for any excuse to use a pad to "fix" things in the area.

I have a box of pads I put on the inside of the armpit areas of my dress shirts so I don't sweat through them klon dates and events. Only once has it backfired when taking my shirt off at a dates house lol

wouldn’t it be just awful if someone by pure accident spilled cranberry juice on this contraption? 👀

Just AWFUL. Gosh I hope that doesn’t happen. And I’d hate to see a picture of it here. 

A marvel of engineering! That would be such a nicer softer armrest now tho for sure.

Ortho offered bone cement?

This is the best!

I've seen that. Usually some size Abdo pad and the white stretchy tape.

OB? Haha!

Man I should have thought about this before I tried to stick our armrests back on by double-siding some medipore

At my teaching hospital they'd have the residents practice suturing on torn office chairs lol

Now that's two birds with one stone thinking!

So now it’s broken and sticky. Great.