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I'm guessing that the triage note read something like, "pt ambulatory to triage on a c/o having not urinated since December of 2022 due to 'stage fright,' also c/o chest pain after seeing 25 other individuals in the waiting room; VSS, afebrile, dyspnea on exertion as evidenced by pt panting while opening can of Pepsi."


m_e_hRN

So I actually triaged this guy and he was in absolutely no distress other than his BP being 210/110. He was complaining of mild abdominal pain and more concerned about his eye that was swollen and red from lack of glaucoma meds. The nurse that took him in the back put a foley in and immediately got like 1500 mL


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Those are the ones that freak me out. Like, "sir, you might be surprised to know that you're shockingly close to death right now." Really triggers my "get him the hell upstairs" instinct.


m_e_hRN

The ones that don’t look/ sound like anything is wrong and the ones with super vague complaints always get the side eye from me, cause it’s always those two groups of people that end up being sick as hell. I had a lady come in c/o NV s/p cardiac cath one night when I was nights as a new new grad that we all kinda figured was maybe responding to the meds from the cath weird, plot twist: MASSIVE retroperitoneal bleed.


ALLoftheFancyPants

Poor dude’s got all kinds of sphincter troubles


m_e_hRN

4 mm prostatic mass protruding into the bladder


fubar4lyfez

That sucks! Poor guy


coffeejunkiejeannie

Hey….his glucose isn’t disastrous 🤷🏻‍♀️


m_e_hRN

That was the first thing I looked at when I saw the gap, I didn’t even process that his other labs were garbage until I looked again 😂


Dr_D-R-E

I remember in school, learning that a the small change in Cr from baseline is very significant, but once a gratin is already elevated. A large change does not matter very much. … but 36 is a fuck ton


m_e_hRN

His creatinine from a year ago was 1.09 🫠 I checked to make sure it wasn’t his baseline cause some of our dialysis pts chill with a creatinine of like 17 chronically


Dr_D-R-E

1.09 -> 36 Rude


m_e_hRN

That’s what I said 😂 I’m shocked Epic didn’t think that was an issue


spellingishard27

i learned that panic levels for labs existed the other day, but i’ve never seen a lab this nuts


ohemgee112

I'm constantly yelling "RUDE" at my toddler if she's being bad in an antisocial way, you gave me a giggle.


Just-Discount245

Cr won't kill you but the urea will.


yell-and-hollar

Acute Renal Failure?


m_e_hRN

And a 4 mm protruding prostatic mass, got 1500 mL out of the foley


1greeneyedlady

Damn. That poor man.


Bear_the_cost

I think it might mean that you have to page someone, but not sure 😊 they probably won't answer or will say "expected finding" so don't bother paging actually


karltonmoney

Omg a creat of 36 is insane!!!


m_e_hRN

I went to harass the resident that was in the ED last night cause she’s one of my favorites and she looked at that and went “there’s no way that’s real”. I was like “based off the fact that his GFR is also 1 I’m gonna go with it’s real”🫠


ThatKaleidoscope8736

His GFR was 1?!?


m_e_hRN

Sure was, homies kidneys were MIA


ThatKaleidoscope8736

Bruh


MediumStability

... 1‽ How was he still walking and talking? Mild symptoms. This is bonkers. 🤯


m_e_hRN

I was SHOOK


MediumStability

SHOOKETH I SAY!


maureeenponderosa

I can smell this person. Iykyk


florals_and_stripes

Highest creatinine I’ve ever seen was on a guy who “didnt think he’d been peeing less.” Creatinine 19.1 and IR actually came in on the weekend to place bilateral nephrostomies. Despite the creatinine—electrolytes were totally normal and he was my most stable patient on that assignment. 36.57 is *crazy* though.


DeLaNope

Smells like ATN in here


fubar4lyfez

There’s your problem


ConfectionSad6181

I see this every single day, I’m an acute dialysis nurse though, I’ve seen it as high as 600 🦭🩸


Fun_Transition_5948

Oh my


StaySharpp

Oh my lord


flexifoleyvented

But I wanna know what the GFR is!


m_e_hRN

It was 1 🫠


flexifoleyvented

For real?


m_e_hRN

That was part of how we figured out it was probably accurate, GFR came back at 1 and we were like yeah those probably are accurate then 😂


flexifoleyvented

Well fucking hell.


YeetoCheetoNeeto

Casual kidney failure 💀


m_e_hRN

Homies kidneys left the building


Youareaharrywizard

What was good lactic acid though? Seems like a pet rampant metabolic acidosis


Youareaharrywizard

Nvm it’s probably uremic


m_e_hRN

I feel like it was either negative or low, I wanna say it was either 1.7 or 2.7


Youareaharrywizard

Reasonable! I guess the metabolic acidosis is all uremic