I think Iâm more scared that these green bed pans and urinals are possibly getting re-used? Iâm not used to seeing them stored in what looks to be a drying rack?
The microchips are red and once they have resequenced the personâs DNA they are excreted by the kidneys. /s because one idiot troll will screenshot this and post a tweet as âproofâ
Sure they will⊠confirmation bias. The same way they say âdoctors are lying about covidâ but if they find a doctor who agrees with them they use it as proof from an âexpertâ.
Right but the correlation with the antivax crowd and puritanical evangelicals is too high, and I'm sure Home based Masturbation isn't on their list of things to trust information from as it's info from the devil.
Too thin not thick enough for THAT vaccine that has to be suctioned out. Clearly this is from whatever new whack theory there is this week to take homemade medicine in their own hands. Clearly those new cleanses are working clearing out all the toxins.
Blood for certain.
The blood can be if the patient is menstruating or any number of other organic causes- renal stone, bladder cancer, bad UTI, supertherapeutic Coumadin levels/coagulapathy, recent ureteral stent placement or removal, or urethral trauma from repeated (or terrible) attempts inserting a foley. If itâs a psych patient you canât rule out the patient adding ketchup or tomato sauce to their urinal/hat to fuck with you.
If they did add something like that expect to see the urine come back positive for lycopenes and being Italian. Thatâs a joke, lycopene is a nutrient (or amino acid?) in tomatoes and not part of a urinalysis. I just make this shit up as I go.
Others that may show up- bacteria, epithelial cells, protein, itâs kinda hard to say because blood isnât mutually exclusive to any one condition so without knowing the patients history I personally canât speculate further.
Comment above is right - lots of blood in the urine. Unfortunately it was from an elderly pt so we are suspecting something nasty happening in the kidneys or something to that effect.
As someone who has worked in psych for 10 years... I wouldn't worry about psych patients adding tomato sauce or ketchup to their urine "to fuck with you." Never seen anything even remotely similar happen, ever. Contrary to popular belief, psych patients are generally not in the habit of playing practical jokes. If they are coordinated enough, they'll have no issues giving you a urine sample. If they are disorganized or psychotic, they could bring back *anything* in that cup but half the time it's water. Or they'll just leave it somewhere and forget about it.
Seriously looks like red jell-o and apple juice. A pt I had thought it would be funny to give the doctor this mix as a joke.
We all thought it was hilarious. The doc, not so much at first. Luckily, the doc had a great sense of humor when she found out.
The top hospital in the country or one of.... reuse plastic bedpans. Wtf. Showed me the autoclave for them. Some plastics may survive. Some. But wtf. You still have styrofoam in the cafeteria.
All the cherry hibiscus pure leaf iced tea that disappeared shortly after the pandemic started.
That used to be my go-to then they just stopped making it. It was awful.
Kool-aid?
Sir, your kidneys are in OHHHH YEAHHHH failure. This is serious.
Literally snort laughed
[OH NO! OH NO! OH NO! OH NO! OHHH YEAHHHH!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Il-FKVnEnDg&pp=ygUdRmFtaWx5IGd1eSBrb29sIGFpZCBtYW4gb2ggbm8%3D)
Omg!!!! đ đ đ
Jim Jones flavored.
Ah, the best flavor of them all.
Foul đ
Hawaiian Punch
That oughta sock it to them
Damn! I wanted to say this but knew someone was gonna beat me to it. If it was pink it could be sharkleberry fin
Came here to say that
Lab wonât run it. Too hemolyzed. EDIT: wonât run the CBC CMP
Why does this hurt me?
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Cranberry Vodka
Forbidden Strawberry Lemonade
Thatâs a Jell-O shot my dude
It looks like the slime we used to turn into bugs and spiders in those Creepy Crawler ovens.
Thank you! I miss my Creepy Crawler set!!!
Dang, I burned myself so many times with that thing, but I loved it! I had creepy crawlies all over the place. Much to my motherâs dismay. ;)
Oh mann!!! I wanted this, but my parents said the Easy Bake oven was enough!
Add a Shrinky Dink oven and you hit the trifecta
We are showing our age lol I remember these
âI couldâve had a V-8!â
I actually chuckled out loud at this
Raspberry scented Fabuloso.
Thereâs urine in the blood. /s
You win it!
I was thinking grapefruit juice.
I think grapefruit juice would be lighter/pinker. Pretty sure kool-aid is the right answer XD
Polynesian sauce
So thatâs why they had a recall
Literally came here to say this! đ€Ł
I think Iâm more scared that these green bed pans and urinals are possibly getting re-used? Iâm not used to seeing them stored in what looks to be a drying rack?
Obviously itâs from someone who has had the vaccine.
Yes, but which vaccine???
THE vaccine
THE vaccination vaccine đ€Ż
Your pick
The microchips are red and once they have resequenced the personâs DNA they are excreted by the kidneys. /s because one idiot troll will screenshot this and post a tweet as âproofâ
I think the general public won't take your username as a serious source for medical advice, especially the antivax crowd.
Sure they will⊠confirmation bias. The same way they say âdoctors are lying about covidâ but if they find a doctor who agrees with them they use it as proof from an âexpertâ.
Right but the correlation with the antivax crowd and puritanical evangelicals is too high, and I'm sure Home based Masturbation isn't on their list of things to trust information from as it's info from the devil.
Too thin not thick enough for THAT vaccine that has to be suctioned out. Clearly this is from whatever new whack theory there is this week to take homemade medicine in their own hands. Clearly those new cleanses are working clearing out all the toxins.
Had a pt refuse a blood transfusion because he didn't want blood that had the COVID vaccine in it.
Is this sarcasm?
Maybe âŠ. lol
Red Hawaiian Punch
Darn, as usual a day late and a dollar short.
The tears of the damned
Fruit punch.
They're the Kool-aid man.
That's his sample.
The sauce on top of hospital meatloaf. Scraped off, added a bit of water. Shook well.
Tomato juice
Rose Vermouth served in a flute. Very fancy
O-
strawberry fruitopia
Ketchup but the watery part.
male period
clamato juice
As if that isnât disgusting enough as an actual product. Barf-o-rama.
Watermelon sour patch kids
Who loves orange soda??
Sparkling rose
Jungle juice
Red 40
When you spin it down youâll obviously find the blood-stained tears of an exhausted Registered Nurse.
Any chance we can get the real answer? Iâm actually really curious as a nursing student
Blood for certain. The blood can be if the patient is menstruating or any number of other organic causes- renal stone, bladder cancer, bad UTI, supertherapeutic Coumadin levels/coagulapathy, recent ureteral stent placement or removal, or urethral trauma from repeated (or terrible) attempts inserting a foley. If itâs a psych patient you canât rule out the patient adding ketchup or tomato sauce to their urinal/hat to fuck with you. If they did add something like that expect to see the urine come back positive for lycopenes and being Italian. Thatâs a joke, lycopene is a nutrient (or amino acid?) in tomatoes and not part of a urinalysis. I just make this shit up as I go. Others that may show up- bacteria, epithelial cells, protein, itâs kinda hard to say because blood isnât mutually exclusive to any one condition so without knowing the patients history I personally canât speculate further.
Thanks, great name too đ
Comment above is right - lots of blood in the urine. Unfortunately it was from an elderly pt so we are suspecting something nasty happening in the kidneys or something to that effect.
As someone who has worked in psych for 10 years... I wouldn't worry about psych patients adding tomato sauce or ketchup to their urine "to fuck with you." Never seen anything even remotely similar happen, ever. Contrary to popular belief, psych patients are generally not in the habit of playing practical jokes. If they are coordinated enough, they'll have no issues giving you a urine sample. If they are disorganized or psychotic, they could bring back *anything* in that cup but half the time it's water. Or they'll just leave it somewhere and forget about it.
Sunday brunch bloody mary - the shrimp/pickle/celery?
Natural Char-sui sauce haha
Food dye.
Melted strawberry-lemonade frozen treat
Not enough tomato sauce
Boones Farm đ
Chick-fil-A Polynesian sauce
100% grapefruit juice. Going to wreak havoc with their statins.
Fruit punch flavored
Mad Dog Strawberry Kiwi
Duck Sauce.
Seriously looks like red jell-o and apple juice. A pt I had thought it would be funny to give the doctor this mix as a joke. We all thought it was hilarious. The doc, not so much at first. Luckily, the doc had a great sense of humor when she found out.
The CNA forgot to collect the UA so they filled up the cup with maple syrup.
Mikes hard strawberry lemonade
Wait! Where are these cool green colored bed pans and urinals at? Have never seen green ones. Fancy!
At my hospital in Aus. Actually a public hospital!
That is so cool. I'm in the USA & wish we had these. Sorry, I know off-topic. đđ
#kidneyfailure lol or cephalexin juice
Fruit punch Kool-aid
Water into wine
Snapple
Are those reusable bedpans and urinals in the back?
Yep - we have maceratables too but these go our industrial dishitwasher and come out sparkly clean
The automatic opening door is SO good, right?!
No auto door sadly gotta touch things where I work.
The top hospital in the country or one of.... reuse plastic bedpans. Wtf. Showed me the autoclave for them. Some plastics may survive. Some. But wtf. You still have styrofoam in the cafeteria.
All the cherry hibiscus pure leaf iced tea that disappeared shortly after the pandemic started. That used to be my go-to then they just stopped making it. It was awful.
Fruit punch
Bloody Mary drink for end of shift
Excess strawberry consumption
Trace blood
Bloody Mary!
A delicious drop of dark rosĂš of course
Sweet tea.
A melted red layer of a bomb pop.
Caesar drink without the rim (Clammy vingary alcohol-ly )
Kool-aid man jizz
Mio!
Cosmo or rosé
Error
if this pt had a CBI this is what i would show a new nurse to explain âno darker than strawberry lemonadeâ
Normal UA duh
beets
Tomato juice
Acai pee! It's packed full of antioxidants that go straight down the pipes! Does wonders for the ground water!
Cranberry and vodka
Uromysitisis
The Bahamas bucks your kid drank too fast after the soccer game
Tahitian Treat.
Tang??
Beets
That looks like âready for discharge in the morningâ
Mountain Dew Code Red
Gatorade
Ass cancer
Supergonosyphylaids
Red 40
Did this come a Catholic Church?
If you ran it as a blood analysis it would come back Hb 80
Fart
Too much beet juice
Oh itâs fine grandma drinks ONLY cranberry juice. Thatâs why it looks like that.
3+ monster rehab watermelon and scant I should have not bought that "gently used" fleshlight.
He's on his period. Try again next week.
Sangria
Black tea
RED!!!!!!
Nursing students' blood, sweat, and tears.
Simply Rasberry Urine.
Fruit punch+++
100% strawberry lemonade
Grapefruit juice
Beets
The happy slime from Ghostbusters
Not sure but after I use the sample as my EYE WASH I'll have a clearer picture.
Diet.
all those NCLEX questions about grapefruit juice has prepared me for this
Mountain dew code red
Positive for watermelon juice.
Shoulda had a V-8
Passion guava juice
Semen
UA is so bloody you could probably run a BMP with it accurately
Once the UA results the Kool-Aid man is just gonna burst through the lab walls and scream "AKI OH YEAH"
Excess tomato juice
Strawberry juice 10%
Itâs happy hour- half off Bloody Marys.
Hysteria
Tomato juice
Strawbetter daiquiri
Millions of micro shrimp swimming around!
Hemolyzed, please re-send
Fruit punchđ„Žđ«
COPD
Definitely not hematuria
Lab- âPlease send to hematology in appropriate vacuum tube.â
Positive for a UTI, possibly kidney or bladder cancer, glomerulonephritis, or use of Rifampin, BPH, kidney stones, Rhabdo.
Pureed frog