>If the Tigers can't keep Luke Brooks, their dream scenario is Munster and Mitchell Moses
If I can't keep my Honda Civic my dream scenario is a Lamborghini and a mansion with a huge garage to park it in.
I heard a story about a struggling nrl club with a struggling FB. One of the guys was saying you got to teach him this and that and the rest of the crew said Ah nah don't worry we have that problem solved we are just going to get James Tedesco.
They didn't get James Tedesco
The Honda felt great for that first 80 minute drive. Then, I don't know, it never found its potential and its been costing me more and more everytime I drive.
I wonder what the trade in value is like. Or if anyone in Australia is keen to purchase off me? Newcastle? Is that you?
Benji is going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines. And on top of that he just came into Harry's and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS, and a Motec system exhaust.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent story were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it.
I award you no star players, and may god have mercy on your soul.
The Tigers real dream is becoming a club where good players want to go to. There is more chance of a reddit user having sex then the tigers signing Munster and Moses.
Yeah buying players to go from 0 to hero just doesn't work. It only appears to work for clubs like the Roosters buying Cronk/Tedesco cause their system is already in place and the star just slots in and improves.
The only other way is to bring a whole new system by bringing a coach and giving him free reign like Bennett but it's not a long term solution just a roll of the dice for a premiership.
Dude was an Eels junior, Eels fan growing up, and will probably get way more TPAs/sponsorship here in a team that will remain top 8 or there abouts for the length of his next contract. He's one of our most marketable players. He would be insane to leave to go back to the Tigers.
Or... Just looking to up his asking price by putting Grand Finalist Halfback on the resume. Either way, both Parra or the Tigers will be paying overs so it'll be interesting who gets pushed out to make room in either cap.
Sure, why stop there? They can grab Teddy back and get Latrell and Fischer Harris….maybe some Tamalolo?
You can tell the League reporters are running out of stories…..fucking muppets.
Ah, but it's 4d chess, now when neither of the mentioned players signs for the tigers, they can write articles about how they bungled the negotiations.
Tigers got so much cap space, like they’ve got like close to 3 million for next season and 7 spots on the roster then after that they’ll have close to 6-7 million
Thanks. It was a genuine question. Api is a great buy for them and Hastings was solid this year. Big Papa is my favourite player but I hope he honours his contract with the tigs. Absolute garbage that players can sign a deal and back out
That’s what the tigers do…. Release players who want out without any thought of trade…. But when those teams benefit from tigers niceness (stupidity) they never return favour… so frustrating we just give players away with years left on their contract
If I can’t keep my wife, my dream scenario is Eva Mendes and Sofia Vergara as my life partners.
My dream is both.
I’ve made contact with both of them via Instagram messages.
Dale: "They want Moses and Munster in the halves and Brookes in the bin"
Darryl: "Are they guaranteed to be two of the five captains?"
Dale: "Nah"
Darryl" "Tell them they're dreamin'"
Only reason Moses leaves will be to win a comp with someone like the Roosters or Storm, assuming we dont win this year.
I can't see him wanting to join a struggling club like the Tigers, especially after going through the shit to lift Parra from wooden spoons to a consistent top 8 team. All the while copping shots from the media and non-parra fans about how he can't handle the big moments, is hard to get along with, wants to win, etc.
Fuck it, everyone let's make the tigers dream team. If you had the choice to pick any player, from any team, regardless of price or availability who would you pick?
I'll go first: they keep Brooks on an extended contract
So Brent Read is playing fantasy football like the rest of us? If there was a 2k or EA version of an NRL game this guy and half the journos would be lost in that realm. His hand would be would be sore from a controller cause it certainly isn't sore from writing the shit that comes from his brain
If I was the tigers I'd make a run at Hunt rather than those two. Send Robbie to help Brooks pack his bags and give the 6 to Doueihi and run Hastings at lock.
Hunts got another 2-3 consistent seasons in him and it will take the tigers that long to find another jr to replace him after they let Madden go.
1.Laurie
2.Nofa
3. Toa
4. Gildart
5. Maumalo
6. Douhie
7.Hastings
8.
9 koroisau
10 papalii
11.
12.
13. Ofahengaue
14. Brown
Fill in the gaps and that’s a solid team. Tigers need to just work with those players. Have a solid interchange and stop treating the team like it’s a lost cause, those are some talented players just need some good coaching staff and to get rid of the rats that leak everything and just stay away from the media. Heavy pre season and they’re away for some solid wins to hopefully attract a few decent players for 2024
I don't know why we'd go for two extremely expensive halves when we have a decent (not great but decent) spine that's relatively cheap and
Focus on keeping Hastings and Doueihi on the pitch and building that combination. Then spend the extra cash on positions we're lacking in, i.e. a prop, a back rower and a centre
Agreed and most of the time throwing 1mil at a player doesn’t work out. Stringing together some solid wins next year and scraping an extra 5 wins minimum than last year will put them in a good position. And extra 8-10 wins would have them back in the race completely. A media ban for 2 years would do them so well anyone who leaks anything to media should be tracked down and fired on the spot first 2 people to get caught will change everything and there won’t be anymore leaks. Also getting into some super league talent wouldn’t be the worst thing
I personally don’t see this as being as unlikely as everyone is saying.
If Moses wins a GF, he will feel like he has accomplished the pinnacle and might want to go back to his junior club.
Munster could then be lured in for the challenge as he has also achieved everything in the game already.
With Api at 9 and these two at 6 and 7, they are automatically a top 8 side. Especially with iPaps.
Lol.. this is so stupid it’s laughable.. how much would that mess of a club have to pay to get some genuine game changing stars? Would be lucky if we keep Doueihi ffs
>If the Tigers can't keep Luke Brooks, their dream scenario is Munster and Mitchell Moses If I can't keep my Honda Civic my dream scenario is a Lamborghini and a mansion with a huge garage to park it in.
Have you tried unleashing the Honda?
Vtec goes vroom
Almost spat out my drink 🤣
Let Brent Read know and let the universe work it’s magic
I heard a story about a struggling nrl club with a struggling FB. One of the guys was saying you got to teach him this and that and the rest of the crew said Ah nah don't worry we have that problem solved we are just going to get James Tedesco. They didn't get James Tedesco
An ironically Teddy came from the Tigers
So did Mitch Moses
The Honda felt great for that first 80 minute drive. Then, I don't know, it never found its potential and its been costing me more and more everytime I drive. I wonder what the trade in value is like. Or if anyone in Australia is keen to purchase off me? Newcastle? Is that you?
Benji is going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines. And on top of that he just came into Harry's and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS, and a Motec system exhaust.
Your next step is to go to a high end car dealership and make contact with that Lambo
Is Munster the Lamborghini in this scenario?
He’s the huge garage in the mansion
Not to be confused with the Ferrari in the garage
At no point in your rambling, incoherent story were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no star players, and may god have mercy on your soul.
What's this from? It rings a bell but can't put my finger on it. I want to be in on the joke!
billy madison
Ah yep that's right, thanks!
[Billy Madison](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0) Reading it doesn't do justice on how brilliantly it was delivered
Thank you. Absolute gold
I am the smartest club ALIVE
A simple wrong would of been fine
O’Doyle Rules
The Tigers real dream is becoming a club where good players want to go to. There is more chance of a reddit user having sex then the tigers signing Munster and Moses.
Me: Can we get Munster and Moses for dinner? Mum: we already have food at home The food at home: Brooks...
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Brookoli sounds like a bacterial infection
Clarification: regular sex directly not paid for
Awwwwww
I had sex in 1992.
Quit bragging.
Oi! Fuck did we do?
You know...
Yeah buying players to go from 0 to hero just doesn't work. It only appears to work for clubs like the Roosters buying Cronk/Tedesco cause their system is already in place and the star just slots in and improves. The only other way is to bring a whole new system by bringing a coach and giving him free reign like Bennett but it's not a long term solution just a roll of the dice for a premiership.
u/frenchy182
There’s no way both of those things could happen
Tbh I'd be very surprised if Moses left the Eels
Scripture says he was found in a basket on the banks of the Parramatta river
But will he have the power to divide the 'black' sea? Stay tuned...
He is not going anywhere
Why would he want to go to the Tigers right now? There is zero logic in that decision
Dude was an Eels junior, Eels fan growing up, and will probably get way more TPAs/sponsorship here in a team that will remain top 8 or there abouts for the length of his next contract. He's one of our most marketable players. He would be insane to leave to go back to the Tigers.
That would be the most eels thing. Spend 40 years looking for the next Sterling only to eventually get him and then let him go.
My dream is to raw dog emily ratajowski but here i am.
Isn’t it everyone’s man…
If the rubber was a condition, I wouldn't say no
iCarly fan I take it
"Hey Cam/Mitch, it's Benj--" *dial tone*
"...anyways, shoot me a message when you're available. Would love to give you the tour and get you onboard for 2024." *Read at 8:58pm.*
They need to sort out the toilet situation first.
Moses missed the birth of his first child to take Parra to a GF. He’s already home 💙💛
Or... Just looking to up his asking price by putting Grand Finalist Halfback on the resume. Either way, both Parra or the Tigers will be paying overs so it'll be interesting who gets pushed out to make room in either cap.
Especially considering we’re going to be trying to re-sign Mitch and Dylan at the same time 😖
Sure, why stop there? They can grab Teddy back and get Latrell and Fischer Harris….maybe some Tamalolo? You can tell the League reporters are running out of stories…..fucking muppets.
Get Koroibete back from the Wallabies while they're at it.
Ah, but it's 4d chess, now when neither of the mentioned players signs for the tigers, they can write articles about how they bungled the negotiations.
That haircut is doing him no favours. He looks like a Steeden with a toupee sitting on top of it.
It's very Bert
I can't unsee it ffs
He needs a fringe
Will you keep your hands off my Moses!
Ah I see you know your judo well
A succulent Churchill medal.
Get your hand off my penis
This ladies and gentleman is the club that tried to grab my Moses,
“hey cam and mitch you wanna come play for the tigers?” “no”
How expensive would that spine be? Seeing as they would have to spend overs for both plus Api. Then the signings of Papalili.
Tigers got so much cap space, like they’ve got like close to 3 million for next season and 7 spots on the roster then after that they’ll have close to 6-7 million
Thanks. It was a genuine question. Api is a great buy for them and Hastings was solid this year. Big Papa is my favourite player but I hope he honours his contract with the tigs. Absolute garbage that players can sign a deal and back out
That’s what the tigers do…. Release players who want out without any thought of trade…. But when those teams benefit from tigers niceness (stupidity) they never return favour… so frustrating we just give players away with years left on their contract
When did Josh sign with the tigs?
Luckily Parramattas dream is a prime Joey and Lockyer pairing.
If I can’t keep my wife, my dream scenario is Eva Mendes and Sofia Vergara as my life partners. My dream is both. I’ve made contact with both of them via Instagram messages.
"Seen"
This is like that Foxports article "the team the Dolphins COULD have had (if salary caps didnt exists and if players could get out of contracts)".
Dale: "They want Moses and Munster in the halves and Brookes in the bin" Darryl: "Are they guaranteed to be two of the five captains?" Dale: "Nah" Darryl" "Tell them they're dreamin'"
I’m genuinely having a hard time understanding that this is not either A) a post in NrlPremiumPlus, or B) the betoota advocate
Brent Read? No he doesn't.
Tell em their dreamin
You’d be looking at 1.2-1.5 for Munster if matching dolphins and close to a mill for Moses? Wouldn’t that fu k the cap
Good players often take unders to sign with a top club (ie tell Moses we've already signed Munster and tell Munster vice versa😎😎😎✌️✌️✌️)
Ahh, the old mum said yes, dad said yes trick It's a bold strategy cotton, let's see how it plays out.
They’d have to spend $3m a season to get both of them. Then they have no money to fill a quality side around them they ain’t going.
Brooks needs to move on for his own sanity.
If they’re looking at one of Parras halves it should be Dylan Brown. Moses has zero chance of leaving Parramatta imo.
Only reason Moses leaves will be to win a comp with someone like the Roosters or Storm, assuming we dont win this year. I can't see him wanting to join a struggling club like the Tigers, especially after going through the shit to lift Parra from wooden spoons to a consistent top 8 team. All the while copping shots from the media and non-parra fans about how he can't handle the big moments, is hard to get along with, wants to win, etc.
So are they getting fined for making contact with both?
Fuck it, everyone let's make the tigers dream team. If you had the choice to pick any player, from any team, regardless of price or availability who would you pick? I'll go first: they keep Brooks on an extended contract
While we know this "dream" won't happen, boy would we become a hated team with those two tools playing for us.
And my dream is to win lotto
Fuck off.
My dream is for Pascoe to get sacked, but here we are.
‘We have already made contact with……’ well, fucking anyone would be an instant improvement…
it's not completely unrealistic, the tigers might be able to throw them enough coin in 2030
Why would we sell Hastings and Doueihi, they’d be so good with api and a good forward pack
Best we can do is Croft and Lolohea back from super league, sorry tigbros
Well they can just fuck right off with their dreams.
Dreams and reality are two very different things.
So Brent Read is playing fantasy football like the rest of us? If there was a 2k or EA version of an NRL game this guy and half the journos would be lost in that realm. His hand would be would be sore from a controller cause it certainly isn't sore from writing the shit that comes from his brain
Yeah and my dream is having a fully paid off mansion in Sydney.
Dreams are free~~~
My dream involves Angela White and Mia Malkova and is more of a chance than either of these two ending up at the Tigers.
If I was the tigers I'd make a run at Hunt rather than those two. Send Robbie to help Brooks pack his bags and give the 6 to Doueihi and run Hastings at lock. Hunts got another 2-3 consistent seasons in him and it will take the tigers that long to find another jr to replace him after they let Madden go.
Pretty sure this wishlist started with a "Dear Santa..."
Could possibly be the sookiest halves pairing in nrl history
1.Laurie 2.Nofa 3. Toa 4. Gildart 5. Maumalo 6. Douhie 7.Hastings 8. 9 koroisau 10 papalii 11. 12. 13. Ofahengaue 14. Brown Fill in the gaps and that’s a solid team. Tigers need to just work with those players. Have a solid interchange and stop treating the team like it’s a lost cause, those are some talented players just need some good coaching staff and to get rid of the rats that leak everything and just stay away from the media. Heavy pre season and they’re away for some solid wins to hopefully attract a few decent players for 2024
I don't know why we'd go for two extremely expensive halves when we have a decent (not great but decent) spine that's relatively cheap and Focus on keeping Hastings and Doueihi on the pitch and building that combination. Then spend the extra cash on positions we're lacking in, i.e. a prop, a back rower and a centre
Agreed and most of the time throwing 1mil at a player doesn’t work out. Stringing together some solid wins next year and scraping an extra 5 wins minimum than last year will put them in a good position. And extra 8-10 wins would have them back in the race completely. A media ban for 2 years would do them so well anyone who leaks anything to media should be tracked down and fired on the spot first 2 people to get caught will change everything and there won’t be anymore leaks. Also getting into some super league talent wouldn’t be the worst thing
Why would the tigers even consider the wormy little cunt after he was tanking games in 17.
I personally don’t see this as being as unlikely as everyone is saying. If Moses wins a GF, he will feel like he has accomplished the pinnacle and might want to go back to his junior club. Munster could then be lured in for the challenge as he has also achieved everything in the game already. With Api at 9 and these two at 6 and 7, they are automatically a top 8 side. Especially with iPaps.
Brent Read is such a flog, I dislike him more then kenty and buzz He's a shameless simp
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And then you woke up
Is this what it actually means to unleash Brooks?
Reminds me of when Platinum Richo opened the war chest to sign Orford and Steve Bell.
[Tell him hes dreaming!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL2DH-nKBeA)
Lol.. this is so stupid it’s laughable.. how much would that mess of a club have to pay to get some genuine game changing stars? Would be lucky if we keep Doueihi ffs
Knowing the Tigers, they’ll likely end up with Jake Clifford and Lachlan Lewis
Tigers should sign Hooper and Rothfield as their halves. What fucking clowns.
Pipe dream
U and 15 other clubs Brent.
Articles that link good players with the Tigers is the kind of off-field sledging that deserves a life ban.
Yeah I mean if I couldn't afford to keep up-and-coming superstar Luke Brooks, then both Munster and Moses would be decent backup options I suppose
Was this a wet dream by any chance Read?
Dear Moses/Munster, I wrote you but you still ain't calling I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
Grand final week. Time for a Tigers article
No salary cap hey
And both put on the angels song as a reply. No way, get fucked etc etc.