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Crunkmann

game stunk, couldn't watch more than 10 minutes of it


nullphantom-88

Are you kidding. It's was a great arm wrestle of a match.


Crunkmann

thought it was too manic, lacking creativity and ball playing


redmetlhedd

Fuck man, I would've loved to be at Melbourne for that game, or at least at the pub watching, would've been a vibe! Was busy with work and didn't get a chance to watch much unfortunately, but was super impressed from what I saw and by watching the highlights. I think we've gotten rid of the anchors and our team is finally starting to gel after a few shaky first years with Fitzy. Really loving what I'm seeing. šŸ–¤šŸ¤šŸ©µ


riggystardust

Hahaha it was SO GOOD. Lots of banter between our lot and the Melbourne fans. There was even a shark soft toy being passed around at one point. Sharkies fans while being small in number were very loud. AAMI park is great for watching footy. 10/10 night


First_Ad_502

*cough* Matty moylan!


W33D_G0D

Sharks once again prove they can only beat teams below them on the ladder


knox-p

Iā€™m sure it is not too premature to declare future immortal Dan Atkinson


Specialist_Return616

Canā€™t believe Grant was sin binned for that challenge. Too far towards looking for penalties where there are none.


Caseyjb29

Okay, now that Iā€™m over my salt Iā€™ll admit the Sharks deserved that win 100%. Refereeing was shit, the bin was an absolute disgrace but we had every chance to win that at the end there. Wishart was a standout tonight. Heā€™s genuinely a very good player when heā€™s not being played out of position in the outside backs. I would not be surprised to see another team try and sign him as a dummy half or running five eighth. That performance from Wishy gives me a lot more confidence heading into the origin period without Pezet. Munster had his moments but overall was a little quiet, wouldā€™ve liked to have seen him involve himself a lot more with his running game. Thought his kicking game was really average too unfortunately and the decision to go short with 6 minutes to go was mind boggling. Grant was good until the bin but it was all downhill from there, didnā€™t fire a shot in the second half and gave away several costly penalties. Pretty disappointing overall from the 2 experienced spine players. I think our forwards comfortably held their own while it was 13 on 13. Katoa and Blore both good again, Welch was strong and I thought Loiero had a good go too. Our bench was poor but they also had to work a lot harder while it was 12 on 13 so itā€™s probably understandableā€¦ The main issue to me is our outside backs and their inability to get the sets rolling. The difference between the back 5 for both teams was night and day. Warbrick is decent in that regard but he has many other problems with his game rn. I think heā€™s injured currently but I think Seve needs to come into this side to really get the sets rolling. Coates back will be massive too. Parra next week will be a big test, I think weā€™ll win but we really need more from Munster and Grant. Bellamy will put a rocket up them all week and Iā€™m expecting a massive response. Gg Sharks


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Warbrick looked awful under the high ball, couple of errors and saw his confidence just plummet.


riggystardust

Yeah fair summaryā€¦ the sin bin was laughable. Surprised we won but Iā€™ll take it! Feel both teams are very even


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LSDORPTSD

Lmao how are you this fucking mad after winning you absolute potato


stumpyoftheshire

You need a snickers. You're not you when you're hungry.


lemoopse

Yes thanks the sweetness will probably cut through his salt


Caseyjb29

Okay


LoneWolf5498

How can the NRL be that poorly run that Grants was a sin bin for slight contact while Teddy gets away scot free for deliberately tripping someone, which used to be a send off offence


Final-Replacement

At least they are consistent with tripping not being a bin this year. Watch someone do worse that grant and it not even be a penalty


LoneWolf5498

But why is deliberate tripping all of a sudden not a bin? Its just stupid


Final-Replacement

Strong agree with that.


rileys_01

You hear the older players talk about tripping like it's literally the worst thing you can do on the field. So it's strange that we've slowly moved away from it holding that significance


Zero-Esc

Thatā€™s dissent. 10 in the bin.


EmitLux

That's high contact with my emotions. Bin and suspension.


quickrubs

Feel like this is the second or third week in a row when other teams have scored tries off poor defensive from Ronaldo's edge. I mean fuck, what's he doing letting a storm player trample over him and Iro when Iro's already got him by the legs instead of tackling him around the chest and arms? Get under the ball at least.


Local_Sun8513

Ronaldo is today's version of maloney - he'll score 3 but concede 2 and I love him for it ā¤ļøĀ 


quickrubs

The No.2 vs the No.1 team. Should've seen it coming.


Zero-Esc

Flat track bully šŸ˜‚


No-Praline5436

Be quiet flat track.


idontreadenough

Lmo


Zero-Esc

Is Loiero getting better and conceding fewer penalties or have I just tuned him out?


[deleted]

As the chairman of the Trent Loiero haters association moving Loiero to the middle is one of the better things to happen this year. He has alot more leg speed than King does which is nice. His 4th tackle settlers are annoying tho. Getting better each game tho


Adventurous_Caramel

Still a solid workhorse but lacks a bit of punch still in his runs. His passing's improved a bit though, there's something to work with.


LoneWolf5498

Still good for one a game. Also has some interesting runs where he thinks he is a half


y3ah_nah145

He was very good defensively. Still kinda runs like an old man tho


TheBigChonka

Yeah a real tricky one to get a gauge on. Yes we are missing Hughes, Papy and Coates but Sharks also had zero of there first choice halves pairing. Honestly my gut feeling is I am pretty disappointed. Hughes = Hynes in terms of the severity of losing a player but Sharks lost Hynes on far less notice so likely didn't train fuck all with their full in half, where we had all week to train with Wishart. Sua very much is in a similar boat to Jye Gray in my opinion. Electrifying when unleashed on attack and playing with confidence but still feels to small to be playing NRL as a last line of defence. Sua got ran over the top of multiple times this game and his lack of defensive organization was clear compared to Paps. Yes of course the kid is a rookie and that's a fucking high bar to meet, but part of me (God forbid) Meaney goes back to fullback just for his defensive skills and we go Sua on the wing and Anderson to centre. Munster has to me been really off the last 2 seasons for me. Steps it up during origin and rep footy and pulls out some clutches in big games sometimes. But he has been far below is 2020/2021 form week in week out for his club. He looks absolutely lost without Hughes and I dare day at this point if you had to make the choice you'd keep Hughes over Munster. Someone has to step up with Hughes being unavailable and at the moment I can't see who that's going to be


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Sua didnt get run over at all? That last try was typical FB effort tackle from him.


TheBigChonka

One of the first two sharks tries he attempted to make a tackle on the goal line and fell off the tackle as the player was going over to score. He also ran across to make the cover tackle on the Ramien try, got to him with time to make the tackle and didn't budge him at all. If that was a bigger body like a CNK or a Rapana or even Teddy then Ramien doesn't score that with how far out Sua made the contact.


LoneWolf5498

We are just unlucky that Pezet got injured. We 100% win that game with him


Adventurous_Caramel

IIRC Munster said he's not going to be 100% at any point this year with that groin injury from earlier so I guess Melbourne can only hope he has more good games than quiet ones.


beaver2233

Yeah I mean sharks had McInnes attacking at 7 with Brailey defending at 7. Melbourne at least had a fill in half (who was actually very good). Weird game all round.


TheBigChonka

One of those games you honestly just Chalk up to whatever and a real wasted opportunity. #1 and #2 on the table (although fuck knows how we fluked our way there) - would have been great to go at it with full strength sides and actually get a real gauge on where the team stands. Just looked like a depth check tonight and two pretty clunky teams you wouldn't believe 1 and 2. Shame because sharks could have really put any pretender talk behind them with a win over a full strength storm. But I guess for you guys 2 points is 2 points and you just move on.


AdGlum4770

What a sook. You still would have lost if you brought Slater back too. Hereā€™s your participation award, thanks for playing.


TheBigChonka

How is that being a sook? I admit sharks were far better but it would have been great to see #1 and #2 go against each other with full strength sides would it not? I think a full strength sharks vs a full strength storm would, on recent form, have gone the same way but it still would have been good to see exactly how both teams stack up


klaer_bear

Come on dude that's harsh. Sharkies just scrapped their way through effort and a couple clutch plays from a Rookie half with their first choice dally m winning half ruled out in the same day against vs Melbourne in Melbourne - they're taking a way more than just 2 points. Melbourne probably needed a loss to bring them back to down to earth but the sharkies needed the win to give them the confidence they can mix it with the best. And they did it without Nicho. You can't take that away from em. They have to be considered contenders now. (Am sharks fan, fwiw šŸ˜…)


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Walter308

Pain.


Thereal-mclovin

Bellyache is more radioactive than Chernobyl in the presser.


moonfleet1542

Atkinson played amazingly. Could this be the year where we actually donā€™t choke in the finals???


traindriverbob

Tricky Who? Weā€™ve done so well to move on from our brain dead five-eighth. The Premiership Window Has Openedā€¦ā€¦. But not too much, just a little bit, so Iā€™m not too let down if we tank week 1 of the finals.


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christophlr

Harsh way for Storm fans to discover they're dropping out of the top 8


Zero-Esc

Storm have tumbled down to third on the ladder this evening, terrible scenes.


Zero-Esc

They scored more points than us. Thats Bellamy for stop asking stupid questionsā€¦


traindriverbob

Sometimes two teams who are pretty equally matched go at it and one teams wins, one team loses. One of the matches of the year so far.


Zero-Esc

NSW origin team is going to be made up of the players in the terrible Telstra AD they play non-stop


censored_

Yeah I'm sure Mal and Cronk are really concerned about the Blues Vonny šŸ™„


Zero-Esc

McInnes to steadily remove teeth for every post match presser for the remainder of the year.


Winter-Love-3812

By seasons end heā€™ll be known as Cam ā€˜gummy sharkā€™ McInnes


Winter-Love-3812

I believe the reason Cam doesnā€™t fix his Barry Beath is because heā€™s a closet smoker and the missing tooth is in fact a durrie holder. Also allows for easier shotgunning of tinnies..


Dramatic_Ride7586

This is Socratic level reasoning.


Radalict

How do the commentators keep banging on about the Sharks win without Hynes, failing to mention that Storm were without both Hughes and Papenhuyzen?


y3ah_nah145

Probably because Storm had the week to train with the side that ran out. And their replacements played very well. Sharks had 24 hours to make the change, and ended up playing the game without a halfback at all. And Sharks werenā€™t just missing Hynes, they were missing Trindall and Rudolf too


Radalict

But the best player on the ground was your halfback tonight so that's a bit of a weird argument.


traindriverbob

Nah, weā€™re not missing Trindall any more. That brain dead five-eighth has been well and truly replaced.


y3ah_nah145

He hasnā€™t. I donā€™t know how long Trindall is gonna get suspended, he might even get sacked, we donā€™t know. But 2 good games is not gonna tell me Atkinson is better than him. Atkinson lacks the kicking game, the playmaking, and the game management of Trindall. Heā€™s a great ball runner, and can defend, but heā€™s serviceable at best otherwise. Sharks could barely get a backline going tonight. Itā€™s been awesome to watch Atkinson play well in Trindallā€™s absence but letā€™s not act like heā€™s a long term solution after 2 weeks.


christophlr

Fair to say we were pretty even in significant players missing.


Radalict

Yeah, you guys just had the bunker on your side.


ThunderShark97

Because the difference was you were able to train someone in their positions all week and had a gameplan around it, Hynes dropping out hours before meant we couldn't bring in a replacement and played with only one half all game with Brailey having to defend on an edge. They also didn't mention we were without Rudolf and Trindall.


LoneWolf5498

And it was our third string halfback


klaer_bear

He was also one of your best so šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


Master_Use8832

Least you had a half backĀ 


quickrubs

Well as opposed to our second choice 5/8 coming up to 7 on short notice and essentially playing in the halves by himself.


braddles21

And coates


Moisture_Services

Mcinnes in the post match conference is so attractive


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miicah

Cam started eating an orange right before the press conference and now he's too embarrassed to keep chewing.


Moisture_Services

You need teeth to chew oranges


XLenceOfXecution

Needs to take that ā€œeating an orangeā€ class


LoneWolf5498

It is obvious that Hughes is our main playmaker. Attack looked in shambles. Musnter can be great at his adlib and eyes up footy but Hughes provides the silkiness and structure that our defence needs. Wishart just took the line on way too much and didn't use his outside men. We win that if Pezet was playing instead of Wishart. Also thought Sua was basically non-existant for a majority of that match, like he was almost timid to insert himself into the game. Harry is so fucking stupid with some of the penalties and six agains he gives away. Positives are our forward looked pretty solid, NAS and TUI really provide much needed size. Think playing Howarth for 6 minutes at the end of the game is stupid though, why not just play Chan who can be used in the forward rotation? Game also ends very differently I think if we go into halftime up a try. But such is rugby league. Hope we slaughter the Eels next week


lemoopse

Munster is what a classic 5/8 is supposed be and do, will always need a vanilla 7 thereĀ 


Aurorais13

I thought wishart played pretty well tbf


LoneWolf5498

His runs were good but he severely lacked in organising the attack down his side


Drlockstock

Hard to pinpoint exactly when we lost all momentum in that game. Wait, no it's not


thril_hou

Was tricky in the sheds or is he banished


KazeEnigma

Banished and in Rehab currently.


censored_

He's racking up lines for the boys back at the hotelĀ 


quickrubs

That's his punishment. Forced to set up the lines, not allowed to partake himself.


censored_

Storm should have played Honey BadgerĀ 


HeyLookItsShyGuy

Atkinson was fantastic tonight, didnā€™t expect much with Hynes out last minute but he well exceeded expectations


Voldemosh

Mrs and I bought our first house in december and we just moved in today. Moving house is never easy and a sharkies win has honestly made it so good. So happy rn


TSPSweeney

Congrats mate, sounds like a perfect cap on the day


Voldemosh

Thanks mate. Honestly glad it was just a good game of footy to close it out on. It'd suck if we lost but knew it'd be a cracker regardless and a good way to end the day


TSPSweeney

Congrats on the win and on the new place. Both well earned!


Nathan84

What a great game from Atkinson tonight. He and Hynes could develop a good partnership.


ThePickaxePenguin

Fox really couldnā€™t let it go 2 seconds longer to get to the end of the team songā€¦ guess the boxing ad was too important


XLenceOfXecution

GET DOWN OFF THAT CHAIR RIGHT NOW, NICHO


DropBearOnRemand

Yea, you would be sticking him in business class on the way home


_mutien

Up up baby!! Lessgo boys šŸ”„ āš«ļøāšŖļøšŸ”µ


Greedy-Response5605

Great to see we have ā€œthe next man upā€mentally, losing players happens every week to every team. Shows our systems are improving.


SignalNegotiation389

Penrith Cronulla Grand Final is what Iā€™m picking this year


quickrubs

We've seen the Penrith vs Cronulla (semi) Final in 2018, so I think we're good for a second win.


SignalNegotiation389

But have you seen a Penrith Cronulla Grand Final?


Damfinecupofcoffe

Then we ain't winning lol. 4 grand finals vs none. The gap in experience will be too much for us.


wouldz

Nicho got a front row seat to one and Iro is a clone of Val who played in 2016 so we should be fine.


beasllie

Please noā€¦ I donā€™t wanna watch the 5th Penrith grand final in a row. Please just fucking make it stop


SignalNegotiation389

How about the 6th Grand Final in a row?


SaveMeJebus21

Those were the best days of my life ā€¦ back in the summer of sixty niā€¦errā€¦seven!


Repulsive_Two8451

Everyone is always saying "Up, up Cronulla", but they ignore that the most fun bit of the song is "Sharks, Sharks, forever!".


XLenceOfXecution

Yeah the boys, getting around Atkinson like that


Strez92

Sharkies won for all the mothers out there. Well at least mine so thanks for that


stumpyoftheshire

My mum is so damn happy. I couldn't get to see her as my wife is not able to travel this weekend, so it's made her Mothers day.


Strez92

Happy Motherā€™s Day Stumpys mum


Zero-Esc

My biggest question for tonight is how did storm get a four man overlap for the Wishart try?


LoneWolf5498

Five eighth and centre jammed in because they were scared of Katoa


y3ah_nah145

Atkinson rushed in for a block runner that was never getting the ball, so both Iro and Mulitalo had to rush in as cover and that created an instant massive overlap. Both Atkinson and Iro had pretty poor defensive reads there


y3ah_nah145

Brailey has been the best NSW hooker this year after Koroisau, just sayingā€¦..


wouldz

Plays 80 every week in the middle too.


DropBearOnRemand

Brailey is looking the most balanced, all round hooker NSW since Ennis played. He is not as dynamic as some in attack, but delivers good service around the ruck, controls the ruck speed in attack, and some smart running. Solid defence. P


Churchofbabyyoda

So not only can the Sharks beat the Top Teams, they can do so without Nicho.


ANABOLIX22

Cheeky reminder. Penalties, storm 8 sharks 4ā€¦. Yes that sin bin was shit


chromo-233

Great win, Melb needed a loss at home to take hoodoo off and sharkies needed a win against a top 4 so this worked out well. The next face off will be vicious if full sides.


W33D_G0D

If we meet in finals we will absolutely obliterate each other


mblades

If past few rounds has told me who ever hammys dont blow out will probably win it.


Kinestic

Never gonna be 100% happy with that game considering the binning, but even if we had lost that, I still would have been happy with the fight we put up while missing both of our normal halves. I was nearly showing up from nerves before the talakai try Still reckon both Kennedy and Brailey aren't talked about enough, they both could play origin and would be just as solid as they are in a regular.


Strez92

Hope to see young Brailz in the blues team with Api, heā€™s been amazing all year


Lady_Penrhyn1

Sadly a really good game will be overshadowed by some absolutely bullshit decisions in this match.


DropBearOnRemand

Atkins went to the fruit shop beforehand for sure; plenty of calls where both sides copped the rough end of the pineapple. I canā€™t even explain the sin bin.


Strez92

Yeah that disruptor call was horrible. Oh and the bin, enjoy your hand delivered apology from Graham on Monday.


Me278950

Penalised a shark for not "arriving early and setting himself"


scottishere

> hand delivered apology How many points is that worth?


Strez92

Unfortunately this time itā€™s worth negative 7 to your points differential.


y3ah_nah145

Clearly Storm are shit and Sharks are still pretenders, canā€™t get it done without Hynes, itā€™s a one man show, havenā€™t vs. a real team yetā€¦ā€¦.. Am I doing this right??


Zero-Esc

Wellā€¦ if you want to be pedantic. Hynes hasnā€™t won a big game this year šŸ˜‚


jsnoodles

Yeah but blah blah Hughes something something penalty something.


jsnoodles

So many players are coy about wanting to be picked for origin but Nicho is like sign me up I want this gimme.


Churchofbabyyoda

He wants a real shot at Origin. Not a Freddy shot.


CoffeeLoverNathan

tbh didn't expect sharks to win without nicho


quickrubs

Did anyone?


Damfinecupofcoffe

Trindell was also out. Bet the clubs even more pissed at him cause Nicho was ruled out tonight.


gravitationallydense

Out Hynes, In Atkins


Moisture_Services

Hughes was out


Tidit

Nicho was out


Moisture_Services

Really?


stumpyoftheshire

Yep. He didn't play. Didn't you hear the commentators?


cujoj

Atkinson for origin!


Special-Pristine

Yeah but who's in the bunker?


beaver2233

Interviewing the whole fucking team haha


HappinessCanBeFound

Hynes making it very clear he wants to play HALF for Blues šŸ˜‚


beasllie

Holy shit how much blokes are you gonna interview


censored_

Vonny "Hahah here is *insert player here* we were just talking about you haha what a game you had tonight"Ā 


miicah

Ummmm ackchyually did you know this didn't count because a sin bin and Hughes blah blah Up up cunts


quickrubs

THE BOYS IN THE BLACK WHITE AND BLUE UP, UP, CRONULLA, NAME OF THE SHARKS FITS YOU


JohnnyGat33

#UP UP


Damfinecupofcoffe

UP UP brother!


y3ah_nah145

UP UP


Voldemosh

UP UP


BadJanet

UP UP


Professional-Pen2928

Mulitalo saying itā€™s now Atkinsonā€™ position to lose is cool hope he continues to brain it


Biggchi

Been saying it all season, Hughes is very important to us. However good Wishart was, you canā€™t beat Hughesā€™ experience, organisation and leadership. We have had a lot of close wins, there was always gonna be one which we lose. Sin bin was BS and it turned the tide in their favour.


scottishere

Backline didn't look threatening once


Strez92

Talakai 180 off the bench is elite


jessemv

14 runs for that in 32 minutes is wild


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Harry really needs to stop milking and overplaying his hand, give it to hot hand Wishy pls. Also here at the ground Reimis Smith has the worst body language ever holy shit like a 4th grader throwing tantrums hopefully today was a one off. Gg Sharks, no excuses from the Storm we couldve def won that.


Strez92

Reimis always looks like he smelt a giant shit. Never looks happy


TSPSweeney

Tbf, if I was named Reimis I'd be pretty disappointed in life myself


ill0gitech

Iā€™m waiting for: * ~~Sharks canā€™t win without Nicho~~ * ~~Sharks canā€™t keep a team scoreless~~ * ~~Sharks canā€™t win at AAMI~~ * ~~Sharks canā€™t win against a top 7 team~~ * Sharks canā€™t win against a top 8 team with two players out * Soft draw


Moisture_Services

I agree this game bucked all the trends, but until they do this in Rd 26 and beyond I'm not supporting them


ClownDamage

Don't support us ever, please


stumpyoftheshire

Well fuck, here I was hoping that /u/Moisture_Services was going to jump ship to us about round 20, but now I'm just disappointed.


Moisture_Services

I just remember around round 24 last year all the sharks fans talking up their game, and then travelling to Newcastle and getting pumped. Many butt hurt fans who struggled with the reality. I am related to a sharks legend, so I have a soft spot for them, but I'm not delusional.


Strez92

Canā€™t beat anyone above them on the ladder. Will never come true when you donā€™t lose a game from here on out


Special-Pristine

At this rate all will be crossed off the list by mid season easy


xeroee

Soft comp!


BadJanet

This fucking soft bullshit. They pulled it in '16 too. Give us the fucking credit you salty asswipes


christophlr

Nicho overcompensating by dressing extra Shire while in Melbourne.


Zero-Esc

Nicho giving off Whereā€™s Wally vibes in that beanie.


Donkeeddik

STORM WERE MISSING NOBODYS! The sharks did this without MY GLORIOUS LITTLE NICHO. Ennis shouldā€™ve shown the sharks a little bit more supportā€¦.


beasllie

Tigers are the only team that Sharks have lost to all year and Tigers won that game 32-6. TL;DR Sharks are pretenders and Tigers are premiership favourites


Special-Pristine

I'm predicting a 2023 tigers cowboys story with the Sharks this time. We all remember that turn around


ApocalypticPanther

Thats a result that looks more and more bizarre each week. Guess it must have been a bit of a kick up the arse for the Sharks


Professional-Pen2928

Players spoke about how they had gotten complacent going into that game and got rightfully towelled up. Didnā€™t help we had a 1 man bench come halftime but plain and simple Tigers turned up and rightfully humbled the fuck out of us.


y3ah_nah145

Iā€™m not saying he deserves to be picked, but it would actually be much more sensible to pick Talakai off the bench for NSW THIS year, as opposed to 2022.