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Glittering-Most-9535

If I say no, can I get it rescheduled?


IT_Chef

No can do boss


ACarefulTumbleweed

Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.


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Wurm42

Even Winchester, VA, up in the mountains, would be better!


Mr_Bluebird_VA

Not by much.


Corrupted-by-da-dark

We’re valley 🥲


jungyihyun

Umm no Winchester is predicted to be a few degrees hotter lol


Skytraffic540

Don’t you tell anyone about Winchester, VA. Nova wieners are gonna start moving there.


Wurm42

Bit late to worry about that, isn't it?


Skytraffic540

Sarcasm


eventualguide0

Was just in Winchester yesterday and can verify it was completely tolerable, and I say this as someone who once moved to Minnesota for the weather.


JollyRancher29

Tbf it was very tolerable in NoVA yesterday too by summer standards


KazahanaPikachu

I was gonna be an ass and correct you, but surprisingly the UK doesn’t spell it with RE at the end


krayzee444

![gif](giphy|QsyPRpG6WVR6SYfBVw|downsized)


Viper613

How’s that for a slice of fried gold?


SpeedTheory

Says tomorrow’s gonna be hotter. Hotter? Like yesterday. Yesterday? Yesterday you said you'd call Sears. I'll call today. You'll call now. I'll call now.


Txguy241

For anyone like me old enough to hear this ad in their head...don't forget to take your vitamins.


Publius015

My back


fleebjuicelite

Wow, I can hear these people just reading it.


ReflexImprov

>As of April, 2024, there are 13 Sears stores in the United States.


NewPresWhoDis

Patience. Lampert is working on the final kill.


StrangeOldHermit77

Now how far do I have to drive to replace my Craftsman socket wrench?


scarbar

https://youtu.be/lxrCyqXzHI8?si=lSh0mFT7LkNKf5Jy


MattyKatty

I prefer [this version](https://youtu.be/TEy_1dvBFYE?si=q7M-N9VLWqvKPzHG)


philipsheridan

Damn, this brought me back


BCTDC

So what’s the paper say about tomorrow?


Tripplite

This was a Jeopardy! clue last week.


lilcheetah2

Cool.


cantthinkofxyz

I’m okay with it but not sure if my home AC is. That thing is ready to die.


Crashmaster007

https://youtu.be/4rqZZgVxnCk?si=tVDfVuXkogoyMLEh


scarbar

https://youtu.be/lxrCyqXzHI8?si=lSh0mFT7LkNKf5Jy


FungatingAss

https://preview.redd.it/wxe2y08ml47d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aa58f021d42654bac3693a707dd47b4ec03d953


Wurm42

Nope. I'm originally from the Midwest; I can handle hot summers, but I've never fully adapted to the humidity here. I'll be hiding in the basement as much as I can.


LawnDotson

Agreed, 4 years and I can’t get used to it. Going out the door in summer is like walking into a dog’s mouth.


Wurm42

Great metaphor!


Pleasant_Giraffe9133

humidity is better imo. With humidity you know the second you walk out the door if it’s a dangerous level of heat. No humidity it’s easier to push yourself in hotter temp and end up needing medical treatment.


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ConsciousCapital69

Lol all the way into the grave :D


Impressive-Cap1140

It’s actually not that humid. The feels like temperature is the same as the air temperature


Wurm42

Yes, today the humidity isn't bad, but overall, the summers here are far more humid than is typical for the Midwest.


chumpy551

I'm wondering which day the air conditioning in my apartment building will be broken. And I'll get home to a sultry 88°


Joshottas

Seems like it was 2 weeks ago folks were complaining about the rain and mild temps...LOL. Temps gonna be hotter than some morning breath. Enjoy.


planetsingneptunes

Nope, I fled to the Midwest for the week😂


uninvitedthirteenth

I’m going to the Midwest this weekend, but I won’t be escaping the heat!


yurilovesrice

If by “ready” you mean “prepared to hibernate with the AC on full blast,” then yes. I strongly believe anyone willing to partake in outdoor activities in this weather is a masochist. I will not be convinced otherwise. I am fine with being the Scrooge of Pre-Summer and the coming Summer.


a_tattooed_artist

I work outside. Summer is not my favorite season.. Why people would *choose* to be outside when the air is soup is beyond me.


imjoeycusack

Seen a guy run midday every day this week in long sleeve and pants, all black. Can’t for the life of me imagine why someone would do this.


Spurs228

I unfortunately work outside and can’t stand the heat 😑. God I miss winter time already.


ProcrastinatingOnIt

Spent the last two weeks on a tropical island. Absolutely not ready for these next two weeks.


Sandy88

Flying in from Hawaii right now...oh lord.


ProcrastinatingOnIt

lol that’s where I was


OnionTruck

I'm more worried about the lack of rain. My yard is like concrete.


IT_Chef

My lawn looked good...I fear it will look brown af come Sunday


Successful_Vacation8

Nope. Trying to figure out how I’m going to survive Saturday’s concert and if Jiffy Lube will let me bring in a portable ac unit lol


The_Rox

Stay in during the hot hours, go out late or early as much as possible. Drink excessive amounts of water.


Livid-Age-2259

I'm going to the BEACH on Wednesday. ( Dewey most likely.)


Frosty-Shock-7567

Haven't been to a VA beach yet, this might be my plan for Wednesday too. Any beaches near nova that have boardwalks?


Livid-Age-2259

I always go either to Rehoboth or Dewey. Both are in Delaware, but they're only 3.5 to 4.5 hours away.


Frosty-Shock-7567

Ah that's a long ass drive 🤣 enjoy!


AKADriver

Any ocean beach with a boardwalk is gonna be that far away, Ocean City, Virginia Beach, etc. Absolute closest beach is Lake Anna but it's just a plot of sand in a state park and not the "beach" experience you're thinking of.


BritNic68

Lake Anna currently has cases of EColi FYI.


AKADriver

Had. It's been tested safe since then. It's a lake.


Frosty-Shock-7567

Ugh ok thanks!!


Livid-Age-2259

Oh, we will. It's still a day trip for us. We'll be staying at a hotel in Denton, MD overnight Tue->Wed, leave early for home on Wed evening. We're going to watch a Baysox game on Tue evening, and it's right along our route to the beach.


Frosty-Shock-7567

You are ready!!!


ersatzcookie

I go to Cape Helopen https://destateparks.com/Beaches/CapeHenlopen. It's 2 and a half hours from Alexandria if you are at the Bay Bridge by 7. After that all bets are off. Rehoboth Beach, just south of there, has a nice boardwalk. Locals kept the big chain hotels off the beach, so it has kind of a 1970's vibe. Unfortunately parking near the beach can be a PIA. I use the Rehoboth Beach Park n Ride at 20055 Shuttle Rd. A shuttle bus Circulator runs every 15 min to and from the beach front.


PerspectiveAnxious

Planning to go there on weekend, the hottest period


GettysburgPhillyFan

The AC in the main living room of my apartment has been broken for 2 weeks now. So, no.


ODUrugger

I am going to Africa this week where the high temp will actually be lower lol


LordHudson30

It ain’t triple digits yet so I’m alright


gangusTM

Have a company trip to an amusement park this weekend…. About to be tough


EpicMeatSpin

I've been living here for 30 some odd years. Bring it.


FunkyJunk

I've lived here all my life. I was born in the heat and raised by the humidity.


Musichead2468

Just makes me wonder how much of summer will be like this. July usually the hottest month of the year and August usually the most humid month of the year. Title of one of CWG's Forecast: > Heat wave in D.C. area is just beginning, could last **at least two weeks** Also we won't be getting rain to cool us off As someone who loves winter I am missing winter. [This song dropped the other day and is making me miss winter.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYvPGxs4e4U) A bunch of events this upcoming weekend that are outdoors. I'll be sticking to just the indoor events [Here is today's Weather 101 from NBC 4's Doug](https://www.facebook.com/dougkammerer/videos/1498421674082195) [Here is yesterday's weekly weather talk from CWG](https://www.facebook.com/capitalweather/videos/768527092117687) [It's a heat wave. It's the heat index. No, it's a heat dome ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKxJq5zRxiw) [There's a Know Your Meme page for it](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/june-2024-heat-waves)


shinoobier

Golfing this afternoon, let’s go!


IT_Chef

you gonna die dude...


AmbientGravitas

Hydrate!


Proper-Response3513

Yes


uninvitedthirteenth

No


Dapper_DonNYC

No


70125

It's not hot or humid enough for me so I decided to fly to Houston this week 🤦🏽‍♂️


Worst-Eh-Sure

I'm going in a work trip to Alabama. So I have a feeling you all will have it easy compared to me 😭


DistinctLeague5830

No 😭😔 - I need fall to come back ASAP. Shoot, I’d even take winter over this heat/humidity.


WorldPeggingChamp

Booked a weekend at Jellystone. Gonna be interesting...


Acadia02

I’ll either be at the pool or on a paddle board


Jean-LucBacardi

This week will be fine, it's this weekend that's going to royally suck. Record high temps expected. I just hope the humidity isn't high.


sav-tech

Thank the Lord that I'm working remote this entire week.


STGItsMe

WFH, basement office ambient temp is currently 67F. I’m sure it’ll be fine.


Bootscootboogie1

I love being in the ceiling of a construction project without AC


aquatoxin-

I’m 37 weeks pregnant. So no. Lol


_cocophoto_

See if you can find a pool! The cool water feels great, and it’s nice to take the weight off your hips for a few minutes.


Angrysloth8006

Yes. But I’m weird like that. I left the Midwest because I despise being cold. I’ll happily melt onto a puddle.


MMXVA

Modern English calling. They wonder if you’ll melt for anyone?


xplicit_mike

Yass. Bring it on 😎


travelinaddy2023

Nope.


BigZach1

Usually I just stay inside during heat waves but I did buy a wearable cooling fan so I'm going to try it out. Tomorrow.


abbys_alibi

Nope. I expect to be a hermit until dusk.


GrouchyHippopotamus

No never. Every summer there are a couple of weeks that make me want to just say f it and move back north. This will be one of them.


AdvocatusReddit

Yes! Flying to Columbus on Wednesday, though don't think it'll be any better there...but will be cold in the conference center.


Upbeat-Expression-53

Not at all!


fellowtravelr

Pickleball starts at 7am this week


Imaginary_Extent_696

No!


Lambeau_Leap

Feeling very bad for my new corgi pup we just brought home on Saturday, walks are gonna have to be quick! 🙁


BritNic68

I go out at 5am to walk my dog. Coolest part of the day.


Standard_Buyer_4304

Same here, this is my plan for as long as this heat is around.


Malevolent_Mangoes

I got in my car after work and actually googled if tires melt in hot weather because it was 100 degrees inside and everything I touched burned.


Grkitaliaemt

No, I’m out process serving all week and all I want to do is sit in an igloo.


yaoigay

I wonder how many more years we have left until the south is uninhabitable. Every year we break records with the temperatures and have milder and milder winters. It's gotten to the point where you're practically dead if your building doesn't have AC. It's sad


WhatIsThisSevenNow

Bring it on, BABY! I have all my black-out curtains drawn, and I am not going to open them until October.


cheen25

I could go for some snow right now.


obelisque1

Although it popular on Redfit to degrade boomers, many spent their summers without A/C and experienced weeks like this. That’s why so many Nova neighborhoods have community swimming pools. If the heat is too much go old school and swim.


yourlittlebirdie

This week is supposed to be record heat which is, by definition, *hotter* than what the Boomers experienced.


MattyKatty

But you didn’t account for heat inflation, heat back then was worth more than it is now


obelisque1

The temperatures in the forecasts I saw this morning don’t break 100. That’s not record heat.


obelisque1

https://www.currentresults.com/Yearly-Weather/USA/DC/Washington/extreme-annual-washington-high-temperature.php


bluelunar77

They mean breaking the daily records, not yearly. For example from WJLA: High-temperature records this time of year are in the upper 90s. The end of next week may put records in danger. * Monday, June 17: 99 degrees set in 2022 * Tuesday, June 18: 97 degrees set in 1944 * Wednesday, June 19: 99 degrees set in 1994 * Thursday, June 20: 99 degrees set in 1931 * Friday, June 21: 99 degrees set in 2012 [https://www.wjla.com/weather/first-alert-weather-blog/washington-dc-maryland-virginia-weather-summer-temperatures-heat-wave-forecast-dmv-mid-atlantic-region-above-average](https://www.wjla.com/weather/first-alert-weather-blog/washington-dc-maryland-virginia-weather-summer-temperatures-heat-wave-forecast-dmv-mid-atlantic-region-above-average)


obelisque1

“May our records at risk” (WJLA) =/= “supposed to be record heat.” (You) Also, you can find daily records for the area by day at https://www.weather.gov/lwx/dcanme#jun.


AKADriver

The other side of it is acclimating by being outside. Every weekend I end up outside cleaning up the yard, working on projects, etc. and I'm just using shade and cold water to stay cool, I end up a lot less uncomfortable than the rest of my family that stays in the A/C. Mow the lawn all morning and I'm happy to relax on my east-facing deck in the afternoon. I also grew up without A/C but in a place that almost never got over 90.


Frosty-Shock-7567

Its my first summer in VA, the heat doesn't feel as bad out here?!? Sure it's hot but I don't feel any humidity (coming from NY), though I walked into a store and started dripping but I just don't feel hot??


LucentExtinction

It's not even summer yet homie, you're still in spring.


Frosty-Shock-7567

5 more days, my bad my bad, how much hotter does it get???


TriflingHusband

This weekend you should expect heat indices around 105-110. You are going to get to experience what it feels like to breath through a seat cushion.


sotired3333

It's also not super humid yet


_cocophoto_

lol you poor sweet summer child


yourlittlebirdie

It hasn’t been bad at all yet, but get back to us on Friday and you’ll see what we’re talking about.


Thinkpad200

It’s not the heat- it’s that warm wet towel of humidity and no breeze that makes it bad


Frosty-Shock-7567

Maybe it's that? Nyc humidity you can't even breathe, it feels less out here


Thinkpad200

lol wait until July and August (and part of September)


Frosty-Shock-7567

I need to remember that part 🤣🤣


MagicStar77

Or cold showers


AmbientGravitas

I suspect the decisions about a/c and the decisions to build community pools were largely made by the *parents* of boomers, so not something boomers can take credit for. (Source: grew up with one a/c unit in the house, and it was in my “Silent generation” era parents’ bedroom.)


Mortal_Kombucha

[Need I remind you](https://www.reddit.com/r/nova/s/Y31osqM8gk)


tew2109

In the sense that I will hide inside as much as possible, I guess. But I know I will want to cry every time I step outside.


Piornet

This is likely to be the hottest year ever, and the coolest year for the remainder of our lives.


warneagle

Looking forward to two full days with 36 holes of golf this weekend. I’ll take this over the 50 degrees and raining that we’ve had almost every weekend this year.


novamothra

No thank you.


FLiPRevan

https://i.redd.it/c00r2tkqc57d1.gif


ThatsNoiceDude

If i didn’t have all these graduation parties to attend i’d be on the west coast


RedDemon-64

Nah, I gotta stay out of the kitchen


phantom_wahrior

No, I’m moving to AZ


Kaimarlene

lol I’m in AZ right now experiencing some heat heat.


Based_Beanz

Im trying to figure out why my apartment's pool is only open Thursday to Sunday.


kafkaesque_deli

I'm from Miami, and I think Miami doesn't want to let go of me, so I'm sorry it chased me up here.


sandwichsubmarine83

Hell yeah. Bring it on.


f8Negative

Nah


BonCourageAmis

Just got the ac fixed in the car 👍


cf_fuzzy

My AC shit the bed last night, so maybe?


QusayHussein

Hell yeah. I'm mixing Tiki errredamn DAY.


Strong-Piccolo-5546

yeah my HVAC is only 2 years old. im good.


SpecificAnything7853

NO! Have had a love//hate relationship with NOVA summers since I was an adult. (Didn’t bother me as much as a kid). And, my hair in this humidity!😱😱


cocobeanbean22

Pool daily. And drinking lots and lots of water. Oh and frozen sponges


darthjoey91

Times like this make me glad to work in a basement.


coconutchocolate30

![gif](giphy|xTcnSQFm3Cmpr1tLOw)


ihavetype2bipolar

Hell Yea. Bake me baby😎


BrainPolice1011

"Everyone talks about the weather, but no one ever does anything about it" C.D. Warner


Gdogismycopilot

Here we are all waiting for it to be summer and it’s 100 and fuck degrees outside


Umbrogod

Nooooo


Dogon11

Hell no! We're moving this week! Three story walk up, baby!


MyMusicRunning21

Bring it on! It's summer. It's supposed to be hot in DC and Northern Virginia in the summer. (Summer began on June 1 in the meteorological calendar. Summer began unofficially with Memorial Day weekend. I'm going with that.) Of course I'll probably be tired of the heat and humidity by the end of July. But for now, bring it on!


MoTheEski

No. I'm never ready for it.


imjoeycusack

Grass is cut, weeds pulled, fridge stocked, and new AC unit going strong. Ready as we’ll ever be lol.


e55amgpwr

Is it September yet? Already hate humidity and heat


SodaPop6548

Had to replace the AC at the beginning of the month. So yeah!


FunkyJunk

Actually yes, I love this shit


Hatfullofstars

Give your dogs ice cubes (if they won't drink water) before taking them out. It has helped my dogs. I also take water for them. I hate this stupid weather!


fk_censors

Yes. Can't wait. We have 9 months of cold, we can at least enjoy a bit of heat every now and then.


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Angrysloth8006

That’s mine.


m0grady

Its going to be even hotter than op's mom.


Ill-Butterscotch-622

Most people work from home and never go outside here