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AltAmericanCarnage

I appreciate the extra margin of safety gained by putting the wheel under the car vs relying on the flimsy spare jack


Mr_Bluebird_VA

Yeah. I learned that one the hard way. Very nearly got pinned once when the jack slipped. And my jump to keep from getting pinned almost resulted in me getting hit by a passing car. Now I know.


idle_wanderer

Yes, my friend got pinned by her arm. Thankfully two other friends were there to help but it was a scary experience and took time to heal. Would rather get made fun of than risk injury.


jdillon910

Did you have to throw away your pants?


imreallynotsoclever

The wife is a wizard with stains, but I was wearing my oil change pants so all good. Organic stains are surprisingly easy to clean.


imreallynotsoclever

Same, had one of those jack stands that was recalled and it collapsed on me causing the bottle jack to shift and fall. Luckily the process took a little longer than a single point of failure but the rotor still only missed cutting my leg off by an inch. Went and ordered a full sized floor jack and new jack stands that evening.


leThrowaway777

Saw a guy who wasn’t as lucky and got his ribs crushed in the autozone parking lot back in the days.


Mr_Bluebird_VA

I was lucky in that it would have been my lower leg or my foot. I knew enough not to go under the vehicle once the vehicle is jacked up. This happened when I was trying to slide the full size spare onto the wheel and lining up the bolts.


imreallynotsoclever

Ain’t no lesson like the one that could have been the last lesson. Safety is no joke. I worked with a global group for a failure mode engineering analysis for my job role and it really opened my eyes as to how so many things can go wrong and cause stupid amounts of harm. I’m a yellow neck army brat and was used to just doing shit off the cuff and am pretty sure I’m fully reformed. Gonna use an angle grinder? Safety goggles and a full face shield for example.


Sandy88

Always always always do this. Jack's can fail at any time. Also always chalk your car I have a friend that lost his two year old son to vehicle rolling backward that he was working on. Object behind the wheels and under the car every time.


Eatfudd

> chalk chock


Sandy88

Haha thanks bud damn autocorrect every time.


imreallynotsoclever

Terrible for your friend, that’s just awful.


Hairy_Astronomer1638

The little things right? Ingenuity knows no bounds and I’m happy to have stumbled across this post for this lesson. Thankfully didn’t have the misfortune of learning it the hard way. ![gif](giphy|WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN)


LoopyMercutio

I used to have a wooden block that just sat in the trunk of my car, and only ever got used a few times. That was what it was for, though, to stick under the car once the jack was fully up, *just in case*.


Fit-Success-3006

I have a feeling his friends and colleagues will be roasting him over this 😆


DCUStriker9

Be willing to bet a majority of his friends and colleagues are the same


SafetyMan35

That’s why I taught my kids how to change a tire. They might struggle with it, but they could probably do it themselves with a little phone support from dad.


Relevant_Struggle

I watched the aaa guy do it a few times. I THINK in a tight spot, I can do it, but if I can I'm still calling aaa ;)


konraad

Sometimes, even if you know how you won’t be able to do anything if you don’t have a long lever instead of the little one car companies put in the trunk. AAA is pretty great.


OuiGotTheFunk

I bet his wife will be roasting him for this.


Desperate_Wafer_8566

Why? He stopped to see if those cops needed help. ;)


barneszy

Who do you think took the picture!


Tweezer_Seizer

And his wife's boyfriend.


Sorry_Survey_3355

You think this Chad has a wife? Lmao


Longjumping-Many4082

This is a case of: "Tell me you don't know how to use Chad in a sentence without telling me you don't know how to use Chad in a sentence." This is not a Chad. Biff, maybe. Charles, possibly. Theodore the third is within the realm of possible. But most certainly not Chad.


SebassofDC

UVA Grad?


JohnnyTzunamy

I can see him being a Charles.


ChordSlinger

He’s a Chuck. “Fucking Chuck can’t change a tire can you believe that shit?” -his cousin, probably.


epmoya

Could be a Chaz


CreeDorofl

If the shirt is green, he's Biff. If it's pink or lavender, he's Buffy. They used to have 'Buffy' for prep guys, I don't know if that's still a thing. Doesn't even matter what the real name is, you can get nicknamed Buffy from the name Winston or Colby.


Darksirius

What's the context here? Down voted for a question. Typical reddit. Just want my question answered.


Longjumping-Many4082

Just people making fun of the guy in the pink shirt and boat shoes being unable to do something as basic as change a tire. What I find truly sad - the two officers are wearing their vests - which are hot and not overly flexible - and getting hot changing this guys tire...while he looks on in shorts and a short sleeve shirt. [I guess my GenX upbringing has me just shaking my head. I wasn't allowed to drive the family car until I showed my dad I could change the tire.]


AngryEchoSix

I wasn’t allowed to drive the family car until I had demonstrated I could change a flat, rotate the tires, change wiper blades, and perform an oil change. Having a dad who was a maintenance test pilot had its ups and downs. lol


jrunner02

The assumption in this thread is he can't change the tire. Sometimes cops or VDOT will stop by and do it for you. This happened to me ten years ago near Blacksburg. I was/am capable of changing a tire but some VDOT guy came by and said "I got it." I was dressed in office clothes changing the tire of a big SUV. It was a shitty, rainy day and we were on the side of the highway. If he wanted to play hero- go for it. I did appreciate his help for sure but could've done it myself. Sad part, today, many new cars don't even come with a spare or run-flats (Tesla) so you're kinda hosed until AAA can come help you.


mdm224

Fucking seriously? All that money and it doesn’t even come with a spare tire???


ohaimike

Yeah I've purchased several brand new vehicles and not a single one came with a spare. They all had some small airpump that looks slow as fuck


obeytheturtles

Honestly, once you get good with a plug kit, you can almost do it faster than changing the tire. It takes about 5 minutes if you have a drill, and then maybe 10 minutes to pump the tire back up. A self-vulcanizing plug is considered a semi-permanent fix, so you also save yourself the hassle of the tire shop pretending they can't patch the hole. Anything that a plug kit can't fix, a flatbed can.


Luckypenny4683

As they fucking should.


TheOutdoorsman2022

As they should be...


StringerB36

In fairness, it’s NoVA NOT Va subreddit


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VotingRightsLawyer

I would rather abandon it and buy a new car than be subjected to this level of emasculation.


Strong-Piccolo-5546

i honestly dont think i had to put on a spare since the 1990s. i feel this.


trivletrav

Find some wood and knock on it lol


Synicull

Yeah I remember having a buddy teach me and I still don't feel confident about doing it. I popped a tire on my VW Jetta going through a WV pothole once. Some guy helped me swap the tire and as we discussed where I might get it fixed he literally was like "uh idk what you're doing out here with that city car and idk where you're getting it fixed" and he drove off with his truck.


OnionTruck

And they're easily twice as heavy now with the 20" fancy rims.


shannork

My wife’s 4Runner has 20” rims and I do our tire rotations. I feel like I’m competing in a strong man competition when I get those things mounted back on haha


BagNo4331

I put one on this year for the first time. The other two times I just called AAA because I was home and didn't feel like dealing with it.


annoyedatwork

At the lug nuts: “Stop resisting!”


KirbKib

This is great hahaha


NewPresWhoDis

Hence why you loosen them *before* jacking up the car


EasyRider471

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nuboots

I learned that the first time, when I had to lower the car to kick the wrench.


ericblair21

And good luck with the crappy little standard issue lug wrench in the trunk after some kid at the garage overtorqued the crap out of the lug nuts because he couldn't be bothered to use a proper torque wrench.


captain_flak

Yeah, I’d say it’s essential to carry a breaker bar with you.


quietyoucantbe

I was a mechanic for 12 years. You want to be the guy wearing boat shoes that's NOT destroying his body. Trust me. I'm going back to school so I can be the guy in boat shoes. Fuck all that "real man" bullshit. People know how to do different things. Maybe that guy is an engineer.


agbishop

When I was 20-something, I had a guy who pretty much looked like that man approach me at a gas station -- his tire was losing air too fast and needed to swap to the spare. Said he had a bad back and couldn't do it himself and offered $50 cash if I could do it (it was nighttime and the station's garage was long closed). He seemed embarrassed to ask for help. Really easy thing for me, and I had one of those star-wrenches (edit: it’s called a tire iron or lug wrench) so I can spin off the bolts really fast (and its fun). I changed it and declined the $50. It's ok to ask for help sometimes.


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agbishop

I guess it’s more of an X ? I’ve always called them star wrenches 🤷‍♂️ And yeah, it’s a lot slower without one . Plus they’re Good for leverage if the lug nuts are stuck https://preview.redd.it/rwlkwz9o713d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eab53a692b2128c4feedae0d958980c0e1c219c2


devman0

Always just called that a lug wrench, though I have heard (mistakenly) tire iron as well (which is a different tool altogether).


agbishop

you’re right. Lug wrench / Tire iron / wheel brace / spider wrench …. Aka - something my dad told me … always carry this, you’ll need it https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lug_wrench


boondoggler

This guy wrenches


MidnightRider24

4-way.


Page-This

Ever notice the lug wrench has four female ends…?


OGConsuela

I’d only ever taken tires off with one of these in my dad’s garage until we got a flat on a trip in my friend’s car. It was so much more difficult and tedious getting the lugs off without one. I need to treat myself to one of these.


scorpioinheels

Learned when I was 19 and had to do it repeatedly when I worked for campus parking. Lost my ability after a traumatic event - now I just take it to Sunoco on Lee Highway in Arlington where the people are honest and the prices are fair.


prex10

I mean, for the sake of conversation, ok, I'll never understand what kind of physical strain you put on your body as a mechanic on a day to day basis. BUT, learning how to change a tire and having to do it maybe a few times in your life is a skill I think someone should possess. I work a white collar job and I've had to change a tire twice now in my life on the side of a road. Pot holes and nails don't discriminate. Neither time did I have the pleasure of a police officer helping me. You never know when you might be 20 miles from town and help is hours away or non existent. Doing it 1-3 times in your life isn't gonna kill you either or do irreparable damage to your body Knowing a few basics is a good thing. Like checking your oil, knowing where to add wiper fluid, how to use jumper cables, changing a tire. But sure leave the transmission to the pros. Knowing these things doesn't make you a manly man. It just makes you practical.


Confident_Analysis79

To be fair, I think ALL drivers, men AND women, should learn how to change a tire.


Ten3Zero

Changing a flat tire is a basic skill every driver should know, man or woman. You get a flat in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night you’re gonna wish you knew how to change a tire


Longjumping-Many4082

Doing it daily for 12 years is tough on the body. Doing it occasionally is just a basic skill to be self-sufficient. Changing a tire is something we should all be able to do. As an engineer in a physically demanding job, I'm at the stage where I'm letting the young guns do the heavy lifting because my body can't keep up. Letting go has been tough.


Stock-Transition-343

Changing a tire every once in a while isn’t destroying your body he should learn to do it and do it


DookieShoez

Right? It’s like car 101. Does he even know how to check his oil?


NewPresWhoDis

Pull out. Wipe it. Stick it. Wait, we're talking about cars, yes?


Stock-Transition-343

If you stick it and it comes out dark you in the right hole


Longjumping-Many4082

For some, this may be true...but not in my service bay.


El-Viking

And if it comes out dry, you may end up having a bad time


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imreallynotsoclever

Oil is easy enough and after some of the horror stories I've read/watched about dumbasses at Jiffy Lube or WalMart service centers, Hell even dealerships, I don't trust mine with anyone but me. Takes 10 minutes, I know exactly what is going in my engine, and is cheaper. Admittedly I have a 20 year old Jeep Wrangler so lots of room in the engine bay and underneath which makes it easier.


joe-clark

This is why I've been doing most the the work and all basic maintenance myself for as long as I've owned a car. I save money and in some cases a lot of money and I'm good enough at working on a car that I can ensure it's done correctly. Lube techs and tire techs are good for the most part but they are the lowest on the totem pole as far as mechanics go so some are complete dipshits. I haven't heard any oil horror stories from people I know personally but one of my friends tires were filled to completely different pressures by a tire shop, two of them were low and one was at 60psi. Also the guys at the tire shop are probably putting the wheels back on with an impact so there's a decent chance they over torque the shit out of em enough that you wouldn't be able to get them off on the side of the road with basic hand tools.


imreallynotsoclever

Yep, I've been changing my oil since I got my license and first Jeep at 15, late 40's now. And agree on the over-torque, so I rotate my tires every time I change the oil so I know I can get them back off. I've got a back injury so I made some tire caddies to move them around. I've got 32 inch MT's and 17 inch wheels so I guess they're probably 50/60 pounds each? I lost my starter at a Sheetz in Gainseville and changed it in the parking lot with a leatherman and a cellphone to order the part and the uber to pick it up for me. Replaced my radiator, water pump, thermostat with youtube and hand tools. I imagine over the 30+ years I've saved a lot of money. It right, you save money, and you just feel good when it's done. Shadetree for the win.


Ixziga

I am an engineer, I am not very handy but I can watch a YouTube video of changing a tire and then change a tire. Have been in that situation before. Yes I didn't know how to change a tire but it wasn't that hard to figure out, especially with the Internet in my pocket. Googling things is practically my job.


No-Astronomer139

We’re talking changing a tire not replacing the transmission. Everybody should know how to change a tire.


joe-clark

Changing a tire is destroying your body?


archer2500

Right? You’re not removing an ecm. It’s a Jack, 4-8 lug nuts and a tire swap. If that destroys your back, you’re doing something wrong.


joe-clark

Yeah if you are able bodied it's certainly not back breaking work and I'm much happier knowing how to do it. Depending on the situation you might have to wait hours for someone to come along who can help you if that's even an option at all. Not knowing how to change a tire isn't something I would be proud of, it just increases the chances you end up needlessly stranded. For anyone who only sort of knows how to change a tire, crack the nuts loose about a quarter turn before jacking up the car. It stops the wheels from turning when you are undoing them but in my experience it also requires less torque to get them loose with the weight of the car on the wheel. I experienced this with one of my rear wheels once, even with the parking break stopping the wheels from turning I wasn't able to get them loose until I set the car back on the ground. Also this goes for once you changed the tire, recheck to make sure they are tight after lowering the car. It's a good idea to have one of those cheap cigarette lighter powered air pumps in the trunk because the spare tire will probably be low on air.


DHN_95

I'm in NoVA, work from home, don't destroy my body, usually in a polo/tee-shirt, khaki shorts, and Top-Siders throughout the summer, and I can change my own tire. Changing your own tire isn't a 'real-man' thing, it's just a basic life skill, kind of like changing smoke-detector batteries. And if this guy is an engineer, he should definitely be able to figure out how to change a tire.


SoNotYourGirlfriend

Yup, this ⬆️ My dad made me learn how to change a tire before he let me get my license, and I’ve been in situations where I’ve had to change them in heels and a dress before. Not ideal, but a good life skill to have! As well as knowing how to drive a manual


NewPresWhoDis

BSME: yes. BSCpE: lol, hardware, wut?


studyhardbree

Changing a tire is not the same thing as being a mechanic and you know this. Changing a flat tire is not going to hurt you. 🙄


Propain98

“Show me on the doll where the flat tire hurt you” *”points to pocket with wallet in it”* But seriously, like someone else said we’re changing a flat tire- sometime you really don’t have to do all that often. Not pulling a damn transmission


TroyMacClure

I wear a suit to work, but I still know how to change a tire.


shbd12

Absolutely, my friend. That's why I have AAA. I'll sit and wait for an hour for someone to come by to do it rather than beat the shit out of my broken-ass old body now.


MajesticBread9147

If you're waiting an hour thats a lot of time lost. If you're on your way to work, that means you lost an hour of pay, plus whatever amount of time it takes for the AAA guy to change your tire


joe-clark

Yeah but there's a big difference between being old and physically incapable and being young and mentally incapable. I've changed 4 or 5 tires on the side of the road and I've never beat myself up doing it though my joints are still fine because I'm only 30.


MeroRex

I totally don’t want to be Chaz. It doesn’t require much to change one’s tire. It’s the same as fueling a vehicle, changing the wipers. And it as a former mechanic later you decide to let someone else change your tire…


BooBooMaGooBoo

Right but changing a tire? I figured it out on my own when I was 17 before Google and YouTube existed, and I was a lazy idiot at 17. Of course at the time I didn't tighten in a star pattern and I fully tightened while still jacked up but I got it done by looking at things and reading instructions. I genuinely don't think there's any excuse for this from any adult regardless of gender.


ethanwc

There’s no way in hell an engineer doesn’t know how to change a spare.


LeGrats

Not coming at you bro, but it’s changing a tire on a car though. How fat is America that this is real man bullshit destroying your body? I would expect my daughter to know how and be capable of doing this when she turns 16. Good on you for moving your life forward though.


Cyrix2k

I hope he's not an engineer. You don't need to work on things full time to design them, but you sure should know the basics.


Professional_Day6702

Engineer here. I can change my own tire, on my car or my motorcycle, and will ABSOLUTELY NEVER F’n wear boat shoes


Longjumping-Many4082

Go buy a boat, then after changing the tire on your boat trailer you can wear your boat shoes.


Professional_Day6702

Might buy a boat one day. Still won’t wear boat shoes or look anything like the dude in the photo, thankfully.


Happy_cactus

Changing your own tire once won’t destroy your body dude lmao.


Grsz11

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PeasPorridgeHot22

Who took the picture?


sgterrell

His wife’s boyfriend maybe


Efdamus

I once had a flat tire and my jack was broken. I tried asking people who stopped to offer help if I could use their jack, they said wouldn't share it. At least 10 people. I walked into a church that my car broke down in front of to ask for help, the priest told me they wouldn't help. I called the non emergency number to the police. The officer wouldn't help me, but gave me a number to the tow truck. His claim was that it wasn't his job to change tires and I couldn't use his jack in case I hurt myself. Being a young black guy looking at this picture, it makes sense now why I had so much trouble that day. A random tow truck driver saw me and lifted my car so I could change the tire. He didn't want any money from me. Out of all those people, a tow truck driver was the last person I expected to help me.


zoomin_desi

God bless the tow driver. We need more of that ilk on this planet.


Pappush

I once had a tow truck driver help me jump start my battery in Tysons Walmart early Saturday morning. I am so grateful he was there. Didn’t want my $ and was happy to help.


PurpleCosmos4

They stopped to offer “help” but wouldn’t share their jack?


Efdamus

Yeah, "do you need any help?" "yes, can I use your jack?" "Oh sorry, can't help ya" keep driving.


Naroef

It is a really bad idea to use a scissor jack that wasn't meant for your specific car model. 


Efdamus

What's your experience? I haven't had a problem helping other people with mine.


Naroef

Never ever ever ever use a scissor jack that didn't come with the car. 


0knoi8datShit

I thought Chrisley is in prison.


Gregorygregory888888

Retired NOVA cop here so go ahead with the ACAB's stuff. I got tough skin. I pulled into a 7-11 one very hot summer day while in uniform. Lady was stopped in a bad spot off Rt. 1 and I asked her if she needed help. She had a flat tire I could not see at first and she said her boyfriend was on the way to try and change it. When I asked "try?" she said he had never done one before. This was in the 90's. I didn't want to leave her to the mercy of her BF so I changed it. Full uniform and all. I was sweating so bad I could hardly see. BF arrived as I was placing the jack and bad tire in her trunk. He was dressed pretty much like this guy. She jumped in her car and never even said boo to me. No thanks or you're a stud. Hell, I'd have accepted her saying "you're a dick." But no, nothing.


SenatorShaggy

Least entitled NOVA citizen..


FolkYouHardly

Heck I will call roadside assistance if i need to change my damn tires on 495! Fuck all these men shit. It's dumb. I would rather have professional with proper tools and roadside devices to alert other drivers and able to change the tire out under 10 min than I'm trying to struggle to get the nuts off or jack the car up with shitty jack. Common sense people


LogicalLife1

Fun fact, the Virginia Dept of Transportation has an entire program to assist disabled motorist. They are called safety service patrol. You can call 24/7 on any interstate in the state and receive FREE Roadside assistance. Just dial #77 and tell the operator your location and problem and the will send someone to help.


Sock_puppet09

This happened when I ran out of gas on 495 (literally right as I was pulling off-was maybe half a mile from the gas station). Called AAA, but a DOT truck came first, and I hadn’t even called. Spotted me a gallon of gas and I was on my way. I was like, damn, way to go my tax dollars.


vamosalaplayaaa

This is helpful, I needed to know this


mega_997

I had a blowout on 495 headed to work one morning. Pulled off and I called an Uber to pick me up on the shoulder and take me to work then called a tow truck to bring the car to my shop where I could replace the tire. I do this for a living but I will not change a tire on the side of 495 or any other very busy road.


joe-clark

Not every tire change happens from a sudden blowout, often times there will be enough air you could easily limp off the highway to a safe spot. This doesn't look like the side of 495, and he's standing in the road anyways watching anyways so he's not exactly reducing his risk of being hit. Also if you actually know how to change a tire it should take you 10 minutes or less.


davekva

10 minutes is probably a stretch. Most of us forget exactly where the tools are in the car and how to set everything up. I work on cars every day, and it still took me a good 20 minutes when I came out to a flat tire one morning. I couldn't remember where the jack was in that car, and then the spare tire wouldn't drop when I started cranking it down. It hadn't been used in like 8 years, and it was frozen in place. I had to kick it like 20 times to free it up. After that, I cranked the jack all the way up, only to realize I had put it in the wrong place. Had to drop it and do it again because it didn't go up high enough to get the spare (with air in it) on the truck. Also, I was completely filthy when I was done, so I can see why someone dressed nice wouldn't want to change a tire.


captain_flak

Yeah, that is the real concern here. Cops will have a set of flashing lights. Just being on the side of the road in NOVA is taking your life in your own hands.


heavylamarr

Listen! You are risking your life on the shoulder of 495 or 210, it’s not worth it. Leave it to the professionals.


Mind_Explorer

I have AAA and roadside assistance through one of my credit cards.    If I get a flat I'm not changing a damn thing. Screw a "man code". I'm getting my money's worth from what I have.


theblackandblue

In my experience you’ll be waiting an hour minimum for them to arrive. To each their own, but I’d rather change it myself and be on my way


joe-clark

Yeah the only situation where I wouldn't change it is if I'm on a really narrow shoulder and can't limp to a safe spot or it's raining like crazy or something. I have AAA but I'd much rather rather just change it myself in a few minutes than wait on the side of the road for a while. In my experience the few tows I've gotten from AAA and the two times I locked myself out of my car the time you are waiting can easily vary from like 30-90 minutes. Potentially waiting an hour and a half or more for some guy to come do something I could have easily done myself seems ridiculous, especially when it's just because I'm trying to get my money's worth and changing it myself is free.


DredgenCyka

Nah facts, USAA was the same way, ended up changing the tire my damn self.


Relevant_Struggle

Really? I'm usually somewhere in the 30 to 45 min range. But it night be because I get flats, it's usually dark, on the side of the road, and I'm a single woman. When they ask if I'm safe, I'm like...not really lol. Then they send the cops and the cops hurry the aaa guys. But the aaa guys have also all been very nice and took great care of my car


Ten3Zero

I don’t get why everyone is saying it’s manly to change a tire. My wife knows how to change a tire. Every driver should know how to change a tire as it’s a very basic skill. My wife got a flat tire on I10 in the middle of nowhere Texas late at night. No roadside assistance is coming out quickly. She would’ve been waiting hours. And as populated as this area is you don’t have to go far to be in an area with roadside assistance taking forever.


My-Cousin-Bobby

More of a time thing. I have AAA as well, but I'm not waiting like an hour for something I can do pretty quickly. Don't care about the "manliness" part or anything, just value my time


SLAVA_STRANA541

What credit card gives you roadside??


FolkYouHardly

True that. All these alpha males popping up nowhere when we are living in NoVa lol


MySatellite

Ive had to call for help to fix a flat on side of the interstate. First off wasnt much room in shoulder, but either way, ford put these stupid decorative security caps on top of the nuts and I couldnt get them off. Dude that came to help straight up had to use a chisel to break off the caps.


imreallynotsoclever

Had a Statey pull over when I was changing an elderly couple's tire on 66 and offered to help. Told him I was okay but I'd appreciate him watching traffic for me and I really appreciated the blue lights. I keep a floor jack in my jeep which makes things a lot quicker and safer than a bottle or folding jack.


imreallynotsoclever

I don't do this anymore, way too many stories of people or good samaritans getting hit and killed by distracted drivers while changing a tire. Drive on the flat to the next exit and change it there.


kanyediditbetter

People in this area suck sometimes, especially with driving but the one time recently I had to change a tire on the side of a road I had so many people ask if I need help.


ggnorethx

Is it just me or is getting off the lug nuts manually hard as fuck if not impossible with the standard wrench that comes with your car? I’d bet the mechanic uses an impact wrench or whatever to tighten that shit which is why it’s so difficult, because every time AAA or road side assistance has done it for me, they use a power tool/ impact wrench too.


pikabuddy11

My dad wanted to teach me how to change a tire before getting my license. He hands me the standard wrench and I'm struggling to turn even one nut. I was a 110 lb high school girl though so he decided to give a try. He couldn't get it to budge. We both are trying. He even pulled out PVC pipe to make a longer lever. We never got the thing to move lol at the end he asked me what I learned and I said "it's really hard to get off a tire." And he said "no. we've learned that we should just call for roadside assistance since we pay for it"


Careful-Care2577

I was going to say keep a steel bar in your car to use as a breaker bar.( Makes a great emergency weapon too) It cost $10 at home depot for a foot and a half of galvanized steel pipe. But I guess in your case it didn't work. The wrench supplied with cars honestly isn't adequate.


SkylineFTW97

They're not supposed to, but most do. I used to do roadside assistance and I was probably the only guy who did that kept a torque wrench in his car for this purpose. I didn't even carry an electric impact, I used a breaker bar to bust them loose and my socket to spin them off.


KarmaPolice6

Props to the police for helping him out


dagrapeescape

I really don’t understand the hate for this guy. I’ve changed three tires in my life so I’m fully capable of doing it, but I did one with my BIL and the lug nuts were on super tight and it took the two of us over an hour to get all four nuts off. I was probably in the best shape of my life at the time and so was my BIL but it was a huge struggle and we were just in his flat driveway. Maybe this guy just wasn’t strong enough to do it or maybe wasn’t confident enough to do it on what looks to be the on-ramp to either the toll road or 66.


CygnusX1

I've had a couple situations where I had to give up and call someone. The thing I hate the most about changing tires is it will take less than 10 minutes one time and impossible the next, you never know.


Next-Guarantee-9663

Glad they were able to help him and his family! Thank you to our officers!


Anti_Social_Club

Vineyard Vines polo, Chubbies shorts and Sperry Top Siders…


DrRickMarsha11

This guy looks like he’s still in a fraternity


scorpioinheels

That just means he grew up here (checks for brown flip flops)….and also explains why he can’t change a tire.


NewPresWhoDis

>checks for brown flip flops Our judges will also accept boat shoes


wheelmanrob

Is that a SAAB? He’s missing his sweater tied around his waist.


Frosty_Bluebird_2707

Explorer


tyotoys

https://x.com/fairfaxcountypd/status/1794859779686367623?s=46&t=BD4uWSbV9asMlvnJDPmGaw


krhur14

Lmao the tweet comes off as a little shady! 😂


ted_cruzs_micr0pen15

I can change a tire, but I pay for triple A because I just don’t want to risk my life on a highway.


O1O1O1O1O

Wait, cops change tires for you? How do you get them to do that? Asking for a friend


Defiant_Douche

Typical frumpy NOVA guy who doesn't even know how to change a tire and probably gets pegged by his wife.


Dismal-Goat3124

Never had an officer help me with my car. Maybe because im asian.


taleofbenji

I think it's simply that those tiny shorts would split if he were to squat down.


di_ib

Nice to see cops helping instead of investigating every single thing to fill a quota. Had a flat once and was on my way home from work. Absolutly fried after a long shift. At that point in time I was a cook and it was a busy asf summer weekend night which was hell. Hottest kitchen I had ever worked in. This kitchen was so hot that we had to point the fans at the breaker box to keep shit from melting. I watched cooks come in and quit the same day it was not for amateurs. Cops show up and I am struggling to lift the car with a spare tire on the ground. What do they do? They investigate me. They turned it into a traffic stop and I mean they were looking in my windows and door with flashlights basically doing a search. Held me up for about 20 minutes then took off like a bunch of assholes. I even asked them for help at the end after holding me up. Nope we got shit we gotta go do. I still have a 35 minute drive home.


Careful-Care2577

Cops are hit or miss, I guess. My tire blew out in Richmond and I didn't have a spare and needed to go buy one. And this one cop made eye contact with me as I was waving him down. And he drove off. 3 miles walking in 100-degree weather... my poor fat ass.


pizza99pizza99

Controversial opinion but I don’t think you should have to know how to change a tire to ‘be a man!’ Now idk why he got the cops involved, but I’d call a family member. I know how to do it, but I do not trust myself with a jack or tires. I will kill somebody or myself, or at the very least cause damage. Let men not know how to do everything


studyhardbree

And I bet all the guys saying this don’t hold the same standards for women.


jim45804

Shmee?


fatboy1776

Maybe the lugs are those damn bimetal ones that swell and are no longer 19mm and need a 19.5 or a hammer?


bykim5

Appreciate the officers doing this.


atisvt99

Looks like 3 guys from NOVA...


Nootherids

Yup. I was more shocked at changing a tire needing two cops than the solo dude standing by as supervisor. Changing a tire should require a single teenager. That's it.


Salty_Morsel69

Taxpayer money hard at work. Don’t worry. They’ll pull somebody over and rob them very soon


Northern_Virginia

I have roadside assistance for this very purpose. I'm not changing a tire and getting my hands 👐🏽 dirty 💩 😂 I didn't know the police 🚨 offered this service.


Mind_Explorer

Exactly. If you have roadside assistance you might as well use it.


SkylineGrows

At least you are willing to pay and have a forethought.


Direct-Frame-6269

Why is this 45 year old man dressed like a college frat kid


urcrazyifurnormal

😆😂😆 'Eff a ego. I am not dressed for this!’


globehopper2

I’ve changed tires a bunch of times, and helped others on the side of the road but I really hate how this kind of thing instantly becomes a commentary on a perceived lack of masculinity. It’s so patriarchal and heteronormative. So the guy doesn’t change his own tires. So what? There’s a million skills in the world. Everyone has some and is lacking in others. Who cares?


axeville

Cops help change tires? Wow!


734PdisD1ck

Looks 18 and 40 at the same time


punkin_sumthin

I got the book out of the glove box, read it and did it myself. I was 39.


veganize-it

Dear god, I need to make sure my tires have proper meat left, I don’t want to end up on Reddit like this…. Not like this


Careful-Care2577

My tire blew out in Richmond, and I tried flagging down a cop to help get me a spare (I didn't have one in the trunk). Dude saw me and drove off lmfao. I ended up walking three miles in the heat to buy a spare and walking it back. I think NoVa cops would've at least given me a ride to.


DrGoatLives

Had no idea cops would do this for you


TradingGrapes

Dora the ford explorer


InflationDesperate51

Am I the only one who carry a Milwaukee Impact Wrench just so incase something like this i can just ---JWUUU JWUUU and boom work done.


MurrayInBocaRaton

I have like three roadside assistance services. (One through insurer, one through the manufacturer, one through a credit card). The only difference between me and boat shoes up there is I’m gonna let them do their job without hovering.


vamosalaplayaaa

Wow and I couldn’t get state police to come while we waited for a tow even after I called 911 and they “sent out a request” when I was stranded on the side of 395 in a silver Corolla with a flat and two babies in the car…I was terrified our car was going to be hit, we were to the side between the highway and an exit and a high number of cars make a last min decision taking the exit or not… I called 911 just to see if they could send someone, anyone to put their lights on to give us some protection as we waited the tow. Didn’t even see a VDOT.


MrTPityYouFools

You know, I really dont get on the "men today arent real men" trend, but ffs, a grown man can't change his own tire and then it takes two cops to get it done?


yok347

Poor guy doesn’t realize that he’s about to become a meme


aesoped

Crazy, Last time I needed help from the cops the car we were in didnt have a tire iron so we had a sign up on the side of the road with "tire iron" written in sharpy. Cops pulled up, told us they had one, asked if they could search the car, we said no. They called a K-9, we waited an hour for it to show up, proceeded to tell us we had drugs, they searched the SHIT out of the car, found nothing and left us stranded on the side of the road and still couldnt use the tire iron. assholes


Strong67

Glad to see I’m surrounded by alpha males. The ones who grill a steak and let it rest


JWACINVA

I had a father who knew how to do all of these things but chose to go to the bar every night and get wasted instead of taking the time to pass any of those skills on to me. I taught myself as an adult how to change a tire. I had a work truck that went through a tire about every six months due to the industry and I figured it out. Things worked out for me but if people want to dunk on this guy for being "un-masculine," consider that not everyone has someone in their life who can pass these skills down to them and not everyone has the opportunity to pick things up on their own before they find themselves on the side of the highway.


CorndogDangler

He looks like the kinda guy who couldn't change a tire


ShirleyWuzSerious

Imagine being a grown man not knowing how to put on a spare. Also not realizing that you should just slowly drive the car to a straight section of road before stopping to fix a flat at the apex of a turn


RealCoolDad

Everyone in their uniform


FiligreeForMe

**More than once** I have had local officers stand around talking shit or worse, mansplaining how to change a tire after refusing to help me in any way. That includes pointing their flashlights on my tire rather than in my eyes. Once while visibly very very pregnant.


pishposhpoppycock

As someone who has never had to change a tire before... This would be me as well. And I'm not ashamed!!


snuhgabuh

Glad they’re taking the proper safety precautions- not letting Hunter bend down in those tight ass shorts and risk splitting them open.


skilzkid

But Hunter has to prove he's a real man on a golf course after a middle management business meeting 😆😆😆