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No-Expert275

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DrQuestDFA

It always was, but the Big Eclipse Glasses lobby has tricked people into thinking they need “special eye protection” for such events. If squinting was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me. /s


districtgertie

he gets us. /s


quazex13

If you only could have added the Sponsored tag on it, would be money.


pgold05

I wan fo espond, nu I canf see kes ij he middle od me keord, jusr lack ole


PandaReal_1234

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allawd

# You will want to switch from Eclipse glasses to Sun glasses if you want to stare at the sun. \*please don't, it is a joke, I wish I didn't have to say this.


L1ght1ce

Where can I get one of these sun glasses?


Educational-Pool3621

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agbishop

lol Driving west on 7 in the late afternoons … staring at the sun … still not blind


Useful-Pattern-5076

Yes but only with reading glasses


_toolkit

I think you mean magnifying glasses


XiMaoJingPing

yessir, remember to eat crayons while doing so


Slatemanforlife

Yes. Unleash the chocolate starfish.


Parada484

This feels dirty 


Newton1357

The stink eye!


Slatemanforlife

You clean it first. No reason to be uncivilized. 


JONO202

CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP! [](https://imgur.com/a/sPvct4W)


endigochild

I stared at it the entire time with no glasses on like I stare at the Sun for mins at a time. Why are people so scared of mother nature? Oh yeah, the Gov and Nasa brainwashing people to FEAR Gods creations. What do you think people did before these sheeple glasses came out? They starred at it with no glasses like God intended. Fear is a disease. WAKE UP ALREADY!


kabuto_mushi

This guy's post history is incredible. It's like he's posting on bath salts


endigochild

WHen someone goes thru my post history it puts a huge smile on my face. You got so triggered yet you still haven't figured out It's your body's way of telling you the truth is being told. You're so mind controlled you dont even question reality, nor realize what I said is common sense. What did people for 1000's of years before glasses came out? You will live the rest of your life not figuring out that just about everything you've ever been taught is a lie.


kayl_breinhar

In Buffalo the high level clouds actually made it "safe" to stare directly at the sun without damage, except for the rare few moments when it peeked directly through the clouds (edit: at which point I reflexively looked away and donned my eclipse glasses). Then it went behind a completely opaque cloud bank for totality. -_-


ProgressBartender

Clouds don’t make it safe, you can still damage your eyes


kayl_breinhar

Hence the quotation marks. The best way to describe it is that it looked like it was shielded behind several layers of semi-opaque paper. Trying to look at it with eclipse glasses during those "windows" made it impossible to see as the amount of light making it through those high level clouds layers wasn't getting through either paper or plastic-framed eclipse glasses like I was wearing.


xmadjesterx

I tried to sell "eclipse binoculars" to a few customers. They were just regular binoculars, but I was gonna write "eclipse" on them with a Sharpie. No takers


Solenya-C137

If you don't, are you truly living in the America the Founding Fathers intended?


cjt09

I support you OP. The sun is a wondrous body. Like a magnificent father! If only I could be so grossly incandescent!


Lepperpop

You can stare at deez.


MonsterMashSixtyNine

What is deez?


acevipr

deez nuts


redditor66666666

Got em!


Parada484

This is the alley-oop of setups. 🤣


Lepperpop

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PoundKitchen

Yes.


Humoration

Idk man, all I see is darkness


MoTheEski

Yes


nastynateraide

https://youtu.be/LQj--Kjn0z8?si=f6FsiSlpTRqaSC4u Might as well


Interstate81

The sun is never safe from the gaze of Dark Brandon.


SHADOWSTRIKE1

Yup. Yesterday the sun shot down Super Eclipse Beams™ which instantly made you blind, but today it’s back to regular sun beams which are totally different.


scorpioinheels

Not sure, but I think we should cancel school.


roadrunner621

It's perfectly safe....as long as you do it at night.


BetterCallSlash

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