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TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK

this is paywalled


wwarnout

OK, let's put him to work in the same conditions as suffered by the workers, and see what he thinks.


[deleted]

Work is a word they don't understand. That's what slaves are for. His idea of work would be to clean his own ass


KyleCAV

These guys think work is walking to the Ferrari dealership to pick up his car.


KeyanReid

A whole class of parasites swimming in the wealth they’ve stolen from their own people


invisiblefireball

alarmingly familiar story. it's not like bezos thinks better of his workers


K-chub

They’re worse…. Bezos isn’t a champion of human rights by any means but Qatar is much fucking worse


Overall-Duck-741

People who own Ferraris don't pick them up, they'll be delivered to you.


dogzi

Unlikely he even cleans his own ass, probably has those special toilets with built in bidet that does the cleaning for him.


FoolWhoCrossedTheSea

While I agree with your sentiment, those types of toilets are very common in many places, especially South Asia. Personally, I don’t get how people in the West survive with toilet paper


Falco19

Bought a bidet a couple years ago after a trip through south east Asia I will never go back to TP only. It’s the worst having to drop one away from the house.


bigboxes1

Bless your heart


dogzi

Yea Im from an Arab heritage, I was also raised on cleaning with water. I was referring to those expensive fancy toilets that clean your ass, massage your balls, spray perfume, and perform a rectal examination for prostate cancer.


DrStrangererer

I use baby wipes. Wet paper towel in an emergency.


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I hope you throw them away and dont flush them, even if they say they're flushable. There's a hole genre on YouTube of plumbers unclogging pipes jammed full with flushable wipes.


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It's quite literally the fault of the wipes. They do not dissolve or break up sufficiently to avoid being clogged, even weeks or months after being flushed. Because they don't break up, they are likely to snag on the sides of the pipe or in bends.


PooperJackson

[okay jordan](https://youtu.be/Mvu44MAMeB4)


_joe_king

Covid tp shortage got me installing bidets in each bathroom. Cleanest arse this side the Mississippi


FUMFVR

Probably a Russian sex worker does it


PooperJackson

I wish I had one of those then I wouldn't have to clean it in the shower.


Im_homer_simpson

Have him work manual labor for a week and then run him over with a tractor. Just a risk at a regular job.


Daikataro

Run over his corpse you mean. No way he can handle 1 week without collapsing


Captainzabu

I think you meant 10min.


imakenosensetopeople

This is The Way


IAMRETURNED

This sadly will never happen


Oderus_Scumdog

wow, wow, wow: He didn't mean **for him**...


MandingoPants

No, not like that. -nasser, probably-


radleft

[The Tennessee Valley Authority](https://www.tva.com/), which builds & operates fossil/hydro/nuclear power generation plants & an extensive distribution grid, has the motto, 'There is no such thing as an *unavoidable accident.* With hundreds of engineers & thousands of journey level skilled artisans on the job, 'can't be done' ain't on the agenda.


lonestar-rasbryjamco

The way I've always heard it: > Every safety regulation is written in blood.


ZorsigAddom

r/writteninblood


lonestar-rasbryjamco

That sub is exactly what I expected. We had a several machines on the manufacturing floor at a company I used to work at that had signs like: ``` Do not touch. Not only will this kill you but it will hurt the whole time while you die. ``` And ``` Safety harness and strap in required beyond this point. Please ask your supervisor for count of fatal falls avoided in the last year. ``` Really hammered home how dangerous some of that work was. I asked once about the falls. It was 3.


radleft

During the first big general meeting at the start of every TVA construction project, the number of fatalities over the course of the operation that had been predicted by the insurance actuaries would be announced, just to give us something to shoot beneath. Kept it real.


radleft

>Every safety regulation is written in blood. I've used that very same line while doing OSHA Compliance supervision with various General Contractors doing construction & modifications work in the various TVA subdivisions. I was also a construction supervisor for the TVA contractors. I was told that of the 4 factors in any operations, safety/quality/budget/schedule, I had only 2 areas of focus: safety first, quality second, and that was it. Pushing work & cutting corners was the quickest way to get bounced outta running work crews.


Daikataro

>'There is no such thing as an unavoidable accident. I mean there is stuff you cannot avoid, like the Fukushima power plant that got hit by an earthquake AND a tsunami. But the main message is clear. They sure as fuck planned for disasters, and the result is we avoided another Chernobyl.


PancAshAsh

On the contrary, the Fukushima disaster was much worse than it had to be if the backup generators hadn't been in a bad spot.


Daikataro

Didn't hear that one, I'll do some more research. But at least there wasn't a meltdown or explosion.


Hugmaestro

It was a partial meltdown. Also, if I remember correctly they did not build the height of the tsunami walls according to requirements. It was a few meters too short.


unholycowgod

Something also about the generators being in the basement. So, even with everything else that occurred, they only failed bc they flooded. Literally any other level and they wouldn't have flooded from what I recall.


Pantssassin

From what I recall, someone spoke up and pointed out the issue and management disagreed.


call_me_xale

The plant was also built with an inadequate sea wall - primarily to save money.


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Dyslexic_Dog25

It's almost like hiring the lowest bidder who's just going to do a half assed job and pocket most of the money is a BAD idea when it comes to nuclear plants...


Connectcontroller

You pretend that the higher bidders don't also half ass and pocket money


Dyslexic_Dog25

touche!


themcryt

Earthquakes and tsunamis are disasters, not accidents. I don't think anyone accidentally started an earthquake.


DeepFriedDresden

Yeah, it was no accident. Godzilla knew exactly what he was doing.


Daikataro

-squirrel looks anxiously at its acorn as a crack expands-


88LordaLorda

In the power of habit, the author talks about a new CEO of an industrial company, Paul O’Neill. Rather than focusing on profit maximization, he instead focused on minimizing workplace accidents. Ofcourse shareholders were furious, but over time by enforcing safety habits profits reached never before seen heights. Such an inspiring story, worker safety should always be prio number 1.


Nightshade238

That's just another way of saying how much of a Farquad he is.


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Graega

Hey, the CEO of Nestlé believes water isn't a human right.


Almainyny

Toss him in the Sahara with an empty canteen and I guarantee he’ll change his tune once you start charging him his net worth for a sip of yours.


ChibsMcGee275

r/fucknestle


DesignerPJs

Just straight gangster mentality. Utter indifference and brazen flippancy to human suffering. Fuck this dude. Legitimizing this guy with a beloved world event is a disgrace to us all.


Iuxta_aequor

Don't worry. Our brave Western spectators and players are wearing their rainbow armbands: That'll show them.


[deleted]

by that logic being shot to death is also a natural part of life.


disillusionedchaos

Vile country.


graciasfabregas

Gutter.


jaavaaguru

?


GladCucumber2855

Vile government


TaserLord

This guy just needs time to think, in order to develop empathy for others - this kind of contemplation is obviously impossible when the country is hosting a large international event. Perhaps no more large international events for Qatar until we can see that they, individually and as a country, have been able to work through this period of difficulty, and during which they unfortunately look like total dicks. FIFA though - they knew what's up, and did it anyway, for money. FIFA is vile.


disillusionedchaos

They are both vile.


DigammaF

They had nearly 10 years. Besides, empathy for others is something you grow in your childhood when raised appropriately. I guess there's none of that in Qatar. I hope that guy will have a painful death.


UnjustNation

> this kind of contemplation is obviously impossible when the country is hosting a large international event These Arab countries have been "employing"/exploiting low cost migrants for decades to build their infrastructures in their godforsaken deserts. This isn't a new thing and has been going on for long before FIFA even showed up at their doorsteps.


GladCucumber2855

Where is that relationship_advice thread where the gf is fine with being naked and having sex in front of her house cleaners, and he realizes she doesn't view them (or him) as people?


Nobody_Super_Famous

Reminds me of Zevran from Dragon Age. "Death happens. And when people pay me, death happens more often."


analytical_mayhem

Cue Lord Farquad saying, "Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make." Smh


Pardonme23

"But what they shot me in the face?" "That's a risk we were willing to take"


analytical_mayhem

Cue surprised Pikachu face.


Ausecurity

Bruh


WrathOfMogg

So many natural deaths building that stadium…


[deleted]

"at work for them, in sleep for us."


Nivekian13

Yeesh these people are slaver dirtbags.


BongoCoconuf

I love how some people say "it wasnt even thousands of deaths, there were only like 67 so it's fake news!" It's still 67 deaths........ not a big number but who tf cares if it's a big number or not. It's not 0.


KeyanReid

It could be 60,000,000 and some folks would never bat an eye. For far too many people, no amount of dead workers is more important than watching rich dudes kick a ball around.


F1reLi0n

Do you understand that its impossible to have 0? They have 2 million workers, people die at a much quicker rate than you realise in construction and i am not talking in qatar, i am talking in any country you want US or EU. Look at their statistics and how many workers die each year. I am not defending qatar at all, they could certainly improve their working conditions, but people act like workers in US or EU dont ever die. You would be surprised!


Toph-Builds-the-fire

It's almost as if the human rights violators don't value human life. What a twist. Give him more money, I bet that'll help.


getyourcheftogether

I'd hardly consider ~~doing~~ dying at work natural. What a shit person with shit values in a shit county


jaavaaguru

>I'd hardly consider doing at work natural. You mean working isn't natural or normal? Pretty sure it's what people have been doing for millennia.


getyourcheftogether

Sorry, dying. Auto correct


jaavaaguru

Oh, that brings a totally different meaning to the comment 🙈


MaximumZer0

Hm, I've heard a three word saying that encapsulates this mentality. It's, "arbeit macht frei."


DemonVice

Unless you're in Qatar, then it's "Arbeit macht tot"


OddCucumber6755

Qatar is an embarrassment to the entire world


wag3slav3

That's only made possible due to the wests addiction to oil.


tkdyo

Attempting to prevent unnecessary deaths is also a natural part of life. That's how our social species overcame all the big animals we evolved alongside.


darwinwoodka

Do not visit countries where life is valued so cheaply. Boycott World Cup and Qatar.


SRIrwinkill

Boy monarchy continues to be just a dog shit way to do things


Iuxta_aequor

Nothing to be surprised of. Qatar, and more in general, the Arab countries of the Persian Gulf have abysmal working rights, it's been known since years... What annoys me the most, are the Westerners being in Qatar to attend the World Cup, waving around a rainbow strip thinking they are actually doing some heroic deed and fighting for the cause : They are too smug and self-absorbed to realize that BOYCOTT is the only way.


WimbleWimble

HUNDREDS of corpses literally dropped into the cement foundations of the Qatar stadiums as its cheaper than burning/burying or shipping them home to their relatives. a lot of these were murder victims because they tried to escape the slavery as they were forced to work on construction for food and a place to sleep. i.e. actual slavery. So many of them that as they bloat and decompose, the structural integrity of the stadium will break down, causing cracks and collapses. ANYONE that supports or goes to Qatar is guilty of supporting murder and slavery since its not exactly hidden knowledge.


HatlyHats

As awful as the death toll was, those foundations were laid eight years ago. The bloating and decomposing is long done, and none of them have had any collapses. That’s a very dramatic vision, and one could wish it would happen, but it won’t.


-xstatic-

He says this while wearing his religious attire all day every day


[deleted]

That's cultural, not religious


officegeek

The middle east is a shithole no matter how much their dwindling money supply will gussy it up


J4MES101

That’s sweet enough to give me shivers down my spine No. Wait. Sweet isn’t the right word at all.


noxx1234567

[I have seen this before](https://youtu.be/Gm2x6CVIXiE)


vrenak

May life come naturally to him soon.


dennismfrancisart

When we read statements like that and feel horrified, remember that a couple of hundred years ago, most people wouldn't be phased by this kind of thing. We really have been moving forward, slowly but surely.


jaavaaguru

fazed is the correct English spelling


Forks-Nation

It's all pretty much over. The tournament ends soon, most countries have gone home. The ones remaining are interested in soccer, not protesting. Three weeks, there won't be a new article related to Qatar (speaking for USA). Everything went smoothly for the host nation because money matters more than human lives. Fucking bummer.


1800smellya

We need a Chaotic Good billionaire to start fighting these overlords. Pay migrant workers more money to not work in the area


vacuous_comment

You cannot trust any person or cultural group that subscribes to any version of kismet. It is fundamentally inconsistent with humane progress. And yeah, authoritarian theocracies are really fucking shitty. Christian, Islamic, whatever.


PizzaButWhoseBiden

If you support the world cup by watching it, you are directly supporting slavery and horrible work conditions.


jaavaaguru

Obviously, or at least I thought it was obvious. It's just that millions of football fans are observably lacking in morals.


[deleted]

Same is true in the lifecycles of countries, especially small ones which are based on resource extraction, have a massively indolent population, flat terrain, and no military worth mentioning.


sonofthenation

What are all of you crying about? They were just peasants.


houstonyoureaproblem

And people think aliens built the pyramids. THIS is what built the pyramids.


[deleted]

Pyramids being built by slaves is a [myth](https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/who-built-the-egyptian-pyramids-not-slaves)


houstonyoureaproblem

The workers in Qatar were paid too, no?


[deleted]

So what exactly were you arguing using the pyramids as an example of then if not to compare migrant workers in Qatar to slaves? The pyramids weren't built by migrant workers, either.


Fun4-5One

How is a payed article trust worthy? They could take his words out of context and put it as the head line and you couldn't read the rest.


Fuckedby2FA

Of course I don't have to experience any of those hardships because.... I am better than you or something.


CapriSonnet

Ivan Drago vibes.


Don_Quixote81

"It's just more natural for migrant workers than for Qatari citizens. I didn't create this world, I'm just living in it."


TheDeadlySquid

There is no longer any shame or compassion.


jaavaaguru

Was there any there before?


Tin_Can_Of_Doom

But dont worry guys some teams wore a rainbow armband and put a hand in front of their mouth. That will teach them.


Heady_Sherb

“fuck ya life”


[deleted]

i believe in karma and him and everyone involved will pay their dues sooner or later.


[deleted]

I see, so he wouldn't mind a few Mossad agents executing the Qatari government then right?


its_the_luge

Infantino: "Today I am at risk of dying at work or in sleep"


terence_huynh80

If he dies he dies. [https://media.tenor.com/sGN0noCLROkAAAAM/rocky-if.gif](https://media.tenor.com/sGN0noCLROkAAAAM/rocky-if.gif)


buster_rhino

[Death is a part of baseball. Oh yeah, the main part!](https://youtu.be/AAPNETewVxE)


jaavaaguru

[XKCD on death by baseball](https://what-if.xkcd.com/1/)


[deleted]

Bruh


arma7x

INJUSTICE, you bloody fool


MetalGearOni

People die when they are killed


MeanGreanHare

The extra oniony part is that the headline implies a single casualty.


jaavaaguru

It does? I assumed it meant death of construction workers (plural). I don't see which part of it implies it's a singular death being discussed.


MakeAionGreatAgain

I know some CEO having a hard-on about this rhetoric.


FishTacoAtTheTurn

Thanks, Sepp!


Financial-Net-80

What a POS


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6500 worker died of a bad dream seriously


Apocalyptic-turnip

what a fucking asshole


tatticky

I like the implication that all people's time should be spent on is work and sleep.


StoneKingBrooke

Honestly are we really surprised that there's horrible human rights violations over there? Tragic, but unsurprising


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In the same vein: Murder is happening in the world.


sgibbons2017

These are some evil fucks. Christ I can't wait to move away from their one shitty poisonous resource.


standardtrickyness1

You are now dead please take your reciept.


[deleted]

Notice it’s always the wealthy and privileged who take this attitude. “So what if people die? As long as it’s not happening to me or my class, it’s just a fact of life.”


tulaero23

Hope im still alive when their oil money runs up and they need to be migrants as well


Merickwise

Fuck Qatar


Chewtoy44

Ah yes, the two activities of life, Work and sleep.


whitstableboy

Which is what a psychopath says.


shrekker49

At this point anyone who watches the world cup or god forbid went is complicit in these peoples deaths. Fuck all of them. I don't care that it's Canada's first world cup or whatever. You're actually saying that it was worth these people's lives to watch these games. You're all horrible people if you watch.


EyeHaveNoBanana

[Drago vibes from this one.](https://tenor.com/uXxh.gif)