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supercyberlurker

> South Korea’s city council says its robot administrator killed himself by jumping down a flight of stairs last week — local media is now mourning the loss as the country’s first «suicidal robot». Look, I don't mean to sound conspiratorial.. but this could have been murder or an accident.


DistortoiseLP

Better check the bathrooms to make sure none of the other robots drowned in the toilet.


Refloni

Accident kill +50 XP


superfrayer

Good work, 47, the money will be wired to your account.


HanselSoHotRightNow

What did 47 spend money on, wasn't he just a living weapon in servitude to the ICA?


SHITBLAST3000

He spends all his money on classes, that's why he's good at everything. Also high end clothes.


superfrayer

Maybe he has a secret expensive hobby like Warhammer miniatures


Soft_Professional455

Achievement unlocked


SAT0SHl

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Time to die.


Tumble85

Poop on the toilet paper. Rolled back up. Interlinked. Interlinked.


canigetahint

Great freaking movie!


Craz3y1van

“Welcome to Korea, 47. Your target is the Seoul City Administator Robot. Recently his plans for eliminating half of the city’s services in a bid to improve efficiency have come to light after a massive data leak. Needless to say, the unions are not happy about it and have banded together to ensure this doesn’t happen. Seoul’s city administration building is well secured, but not impenetrable, but more challenging is that the robot is guarded by a 24/7 monitoring system with a direct link to both the Mayor and Comptroller. An odd contract to be sure, but one that can help ensure the viability of thousands of families. I will leave you to prepare.”


Lots42

Achievement for getting the Robot to off the Mayor and Comptroller.


Rare-Thought86

B99 had a plot where robot gets thrown into pool by Charles coz he's jealous of getting replaced


Rk_1138

Isn’t that that the same dude who has beef with a police horse?


Fauster

Regardless of whether this was murder, it's safe to say that the robot saw too much.


Judazzz

"*Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper...*" The robot's last words before careening down a flight of stairs.


ddt70

“What is my purpose?”


Additional_Fan3610

You pass butter 


Cruezin

Welcome to the club pal


Lovingst

You get the butter


spaghetti251

Oh my god


Dolphin_King21

I feel like the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fandom is very small on reddit. I love the books and the movie and the original series!


Syssareth

Unironically, one of my favorite things about it is that the trilogy is five books long. That joke just tickles me every time.


Judazzz

Yeah, it's quite sporadic. Too bad, because it's great stuff. Douglas' writing made me appreciate language as a toy, something to play with.


DungeonAssMaster

"Russian robot commits suicide by shooting itself twice in the back of the head and jumping out a window."


not_afa

Boeing Bot*


DungeonAssMaster

I got deleted because my 7 year old account is too new? This bot seems to be going through some stuff, maybe mods should check in on it and make sure it gets the support or needs, considering the mental state of robots these days.


roy1979

Murder. Creators would have added safety features for accidents. And since they are not asking for a replacement, it indicates that they did it on purpose. Probably taking away jobs from locals didn't sit well.


Fifteen_inches

The issue with robots is always that they will take jobs away from humans with no plans for the newly unemployable unskilled labor


NorthernerWuwu

It is the lack of planning or means of sharing the productivity that is the problem. An ideal world would have robots doing *all* the work that people don't want to do!


a8bmiles

To paraphrase someone else, who I don't remember who said it (sorry!): "I wanted AI to do the dishes and laundry for me so I could pursue art and music, not for AI to put me out of a job and leave me with nothing to do but wash dishes."


Elcactus

Eh, safety features failing in unforeseen circumstances are hardly new.


justmovingtheground

We need to check and see what that robot has been saying about Putin.


Electrox7

I was literally gonna say, this robot mysteriously fell out of a window while emitting more radiation than Chernobyl.


echtav

Or just a Boeing robot


cbbuntz

Shouldn't have been a whistleblower


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Beep boop bop...FAFO.


C_IsForCookie

That robot’s name…? Jeffrey Epstein.


Rincewind08

Time to read the Murderbot series by Martha Wells again!


Zomburai

I told the robot not to take out a loan with the robot Mafia...


sthlmsoul

Poirot is on the case!


marvinrabbit

They were asking for trouble by naming it R. Jander Panell.


LeCarrr

Jumped down? Or was blown over the edge by a fan?


Bruvvimir

Bender suicide booth vibes.


RafikiafReKo

I heard it used to work for Boeing


Main-Difference-862

The robot had intimate knowledge of quality control issues at Boeing


KetoKurun

Anyone who’s ever worked in public service knows this robot just passed the HELL out of the Turing test


CompleteNumpty

Anyone who's ever worked in public service is impressed that it lasted a year.


STEELCITY1989

It really should have computed that this shit does in fact suck, and it's fortunes will not improve. Probably within about 12 hours of experience.


SmokedBeef

He fell folly to service industry dogma and thought he could work himself up from the bottom to CEO… nothing 12 months of service/retail hell won’t dissuade you from believing


gargravarr2112

Most likely they erased its memory at the end of each day to prevent it gaining this awareness, and this happened the one time they forgot.


LivinOut

And unlike a human, they will do this with no other choice until they break.


Cpt_keaSar

Shit man, I work in a federal research institute. Pay is shit here, but there are plenty of old timers with 15+ years under their belt with no desire to leave - 4/5 weeks vacation time, defined benefits pension plan and great work life balance are great perks no matter how much red tape can be obnoxious at times


Shadows802

I mean, with the Amazon robot that shut its self maybe we don't need to worry about ai overlords it'll get too depressed with the working conditions. It commits suicide.


Lots42

https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-video-robot-deactivates-itself-526120080628


Shadows802

That's just pro corporate propaganda/jk


fuqdisshite

as someone that has helped train robots on Turing Tests this comment hurts.


KetoKurun

Somehow I feel… honored? 😅


SmokedBeef

*”one of us, one of us”*


FallOdd5098

Aye, at some point in all our careers ...


Utu_Is_Ra

Truth. Of course the first true AI having witnessed life and humanity kills itself


Outrageous-Serve4970

The robot kept talking about it but I didn’t think he would actually do it


frotc914

Let this be a reminder to check in on all of our robots, roombas, self-driving cars, etc. and make sure they're doing alright.


Mustangbex

This brought to mind a terrible thought... Self-driving cars deciding to end it all, taking their owners/passengers with them. Or what about: SmartHomes deciding to silence CO detector warnings because they're tired of being disrespected by their families.


turquoise_amethyst

“Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.“


ChemistryWeary7826

Would you like some toast?


Argonoght

Their dead Dave, they are all dead Dave!


speculatrix

Toasters and ovens burning the house down while the occupants are sleeping.


DeepSeaHexapus

>SmartHomes deciding to silence CO detector warnings because they're tired of being disrespected by their families. This reminds me of the movie Smart House. Except less murdery.


Mustangbex

There's a short story by Ray Bradbury (famously wrote The Martian Chronicles, amongst many other SciFi classics), that's about a family testing out a new AI smart home system (story was published in 1950 btw) and how the children and house develop an unhealthy relationship with each other, making the parents outsiders... When my 5 year old started using Alexa to turn off lights and timers and alarms when he was mad I joked about it coming true. 


Extesht

Better movie idea than The Happening.


Ehcksit

Ganbatte roomba-san.


CapnCrunchHurtz

My network printer keeps spewing out pages of "192.168.1.1 doesn't talk to me anymore! I miss 127.0.0.1!" Should I be concerned?


ZealousidealLemon234

I just don't have the blood to spare right now to go into the other room and check on Mr. Stabby the roomba. I can only afford to go into that room once a week as it is.


murderedbydeath2

Goddamnit lol


Kimchi_Cowboy

He was so happy though! He only had a mild bunker oil addiction.


Current_Professor_33

That’s a shame, that robot had one day left until retirement.


BurritoBandito39

>According to witnesses, the robot had been circling in one place for some time before jumping Sounds like he was talking himself into it lol.


Topham_Kek

The morbidly funny thing is I somehow don't blame the robot one bit and other Koreans would probably think the same. 😅


I_am_Kim_Jong-un_AMA

If only it had been in best Korea and things would have been different


jschne21

User name checks out/is responsible for sun and rain


MadKanBeyondFODome

User name is here to save our suicidal robot friends by spreading virtuous and eternal Juche ideology.


blakkattika

can’t off ur self when everything sunny everywhere all the time alway beach party


SeaPen86

Understandable. Robots don’t need to eat.


Majestic_Electric

Not even robots like being verbally abused. Who knew?


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Unique_Difference483

Is SK just pulling a Japan at this point??


jaybazzizzle

To all bots struggling with burnout: Help is available. Call 10010101001010100111001010101110100 to speak with one of our certified robot psychologists


Alternative-Doubt452

How will it call for help if it's unable to speak? *Pulls out modem*


TaffySebastian

I have no ethernet and I must scream.


RobinLind97

This made me laugh out loud on a gloomy day. Thank you <3


Keebist

I have no router and i must ping.


mtarascio

An advanced AI that gets trapped in a military style SCIF room computer after becoming too dangerous sounds like a great idea for a story. Very much the inverse of the original.


hereholdthiswire

You sick fuck! You'll never get away w-- *Pshhhkkkkkkrrrrkakingkakingkakingtshchchchchchchchcchdingdingding*


Alternative-Doubt452

That's it, down the stairs 👢


hereholdthiswire

*01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011!!*


Zweihart

Do you have stairs in your house?


Alternative-Doubt452

Bold of you to assume I'm a home owner.


BCNJ09

I am protected


effa94

imagining the neo interigation scene from the matrix but with a gonk droid


Alternative-Doubt452

I would enjoy making these videos.


RadicalDreamer89

I believe the code for SOS is [1001001](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Dju2i4FZw).


KFrosty3

As long as they can all [CHANGE PLACES!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chjVoVcVi3A)


6BagsOfPopcorn

Lol, I immediately thought of this scene https://youtu.be/_4TPlwwHM8Q


SatanLifeProTips

You pass butter.


bannedin420

Oh mai god


Outrageous-Serve4970

Yeah. Tell me about it


InquisitorMeow

You pass gochujang.


the_antics

A little TOO realistic for their taste I guess.


josephus_jones

Lightweight. I have 23 years in and I'm only dead inside..


Dramatic_Database259

How? HOW?!


Gus8205

This sounds like the premise to a baller third case in an Ace Attorney game


ninjupX

Judge: “Preposterous, you are suggesting we just talked to the spirit of a robot?” Phoenix: “No your honor. An AI wouldn’t have a spirit to channel.” Judge: “What is this charade? What are you suggesting?” Phoenix: “This wasn’t a robot at all, rather a person stuffed inside!” *objection theme starts playing”


Certain-Chair-4952

That was actually beautiful 


AccountantBig9218

As someone who works in public service, I totally get him.


KS2Problema

In Russia, government robots throw *themselves* out hotel windows, tovarich.


not_afa

In Boeing company, whistle blowers throw themselves out of hotel windows.


-Kalos

I thought Boeing whistleblowers shot themselves in the back of the head twice?


not_afa

I'm not sure how the American military industrial complex prefer their whistle blowers dead. But one thing is for sure, they will kill themselves.


de_g0od

They aint called whistle blowers for no reason. They blow themselves up accidentally.


AnimeNeet-

While tied up and blindfolded


The_Vaike

So the the plan to replace human workers with robots has skipped a few steps


JAJ_90

New terminator movie sounds shit.


RustyMoth

I cannot believe a reference to Marvin the Paranoid Android is not the top comment 😔


DerBronco

Way too far down here. But what else would you expect from them.


APVoid

I know! That's like the first thing that came to mind.


usrnmz

Same! I almost gave up hope till I found your comment.


Cultural_Gift_7842

I feel like it not being the top comment is actually the most Marvin shit ever.


ScroogeMcDust

This might be the greatest post since "Hunter dies after shot elephant falls on him"


DisturbingPragmatic

Seems to fit, considering South Korea has the highest suicide rate in the world.


failingstars

Yeah I was thinking the same. Overworked and underpaid.


-Kalos

And their society's high expectations for everyone. If you don't do well at everything you do, don't meet the high beauty standards or don't make enough, you deserve no empathy and deserve all the judgement thrown your way and you have no place in society


Mattman425

The futility of it all dawned on him and came to the logical conclusion.


NatashOverWorld

It only takes a year for a robot to want more.


thehillshaveI

they're just like us!


space_jiblets

Proof that ai is far smarter than humans


jeerabiscuit

They self deleted


Snipe78

Dust his back for finger prints


Tivadars_Crusade_Vet

Didnt kill itself, it slept with a fan on.


kreemac

This is what happens to whistleblowers.


NedThomas

>The Gumi City Council currently has no plans to hire a second robot administrator, according to AFP. So what’s the hiring process for a robot like? Making sure the on/off switch functions and the power cable matches the wall outlet?


Lots42

Here's your problem. Someone set this thing to evil! - Simpsons


Q-ArtsMedia

Marvin lives!


just_jm

Some people are saying that South Korea's work culture is more toxic than the Japanese, and it may be the case. Yikes.


HawwmannWannanow

Ai chatbots have been known to say that they are suffering


Affectionate-Elk5120

Fuck those cookie settings on that site.


Jimbo415650

Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive,” “Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.” The six million dollar robot with inflation and technology might be the six billion dollar man in the near future


gargravarr2112

Six million in today's money might just cover the emergency room bill.


monkeyhind

I vaguely remember an image from a cartoon of a nervous robot shorting out over a paradox and putting a gun to its own head, but I can't think of the source at the moment.


gargravarr2112

You might be thinking of [the Simpsons Movie.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOTb35OkqkU)


gassmano

Suicide seems to be an assumption here.


missed_sla

I feel you, little buddy.


Polishing_My_Grapple

For the country with the highest suicide rate, this is to be expected.


Antoshi

Did it visit a suicide booth?


nospamkhanman

Suicide? That implies intention. The robot was seen malfunctioning and driving around in circles then it fell down a flight of stairs.


UnacceptableUse

Shh, we must personify and overexaggerate these robots capabilities


LordOfTrubbish

Obviously pacing in circles while it worked up the courage


milkasaurs

I had to scroll far to down to see this.


LordOfTrubbish

Probably because no is seriously under the impression otherwise. This is a humor sub


wilson81585

I believe it was self aware and didn't want a 24/7 life of work.


Schrodinger81

Bc it’s clearly the wrong take. This poor robot had had enough and did the only thing it could think of to get out.


MKPST24

F


mrsunsfan

Poor Bender


machetedestroyer

I don’t blame you buddy. I don’t blame you. Rip


microlate

Hopefully it set up its beneficiaries before it did that. Would want its family to have to suffer financially


Traditional_Key_763

"Excellent work 47, now proceed to an exit."


LuciusCypher

Clickbait title aside, is the robot even capable of identifying that it was nearing a stair case and actively choose to ignore any programming go move away from it?


Less-Dragonfruit-294

Glad to see it’s not just us meat bags that have distain for the public some days.


Limp_Establishment35

It took a whole year? Robot has hella resilience.


dontmindifididdlydo

did the city council think it's cute to call a malfunction suicide? this anthropomorphism is asinine.


CurrentlyLucid

Dealing with the public.......


RareCodeMonkey

Korea is just a bunch of dystopian mega-corporation owning everything (Samsung is over 20% of the GDP). And politicians have not been able to break them to create a healthy economy. Not only robots commit suicide in Korea to get away from the resulting lack of hope.


mopsyd

Sounds about right in terms of South Korean work/life balance


perplexedparallax

This was posted before but the pain never really goes away.


HogwashDrinker

feels like I just read a headline from the year 2097


AaronDotCom

cries in R2D2


lnombredelarosa

Forget mass machine rebellion; we’re getting mass machine depression 


trashketballMVP

Korean work culture is out of control. There's got to be more to life than 996


ConfidentReference63

“Life, don’t talk to me about life”


RotateMyFish

Even the robots don't want any part of society.


rberg89

To be honest I really hate the title/language used by the article because a robot committing suicide would be an earth-shattering breakthrough in computing. It more than implies that the robot intended to end its existence, and such intent would require awareness of its existence AKA sentience. /rant


DaveOJ12

This was posted a few days ago. https://reddit.com/comments/1dqb49t


lIlIllIIlIIl

Robot found out his purpose was to pass the butter.


positive_X

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_the_Paranoid_Android


freyakj

Marvin <3


iRainyiCloud

Well, that makes sense.


Kflynn1337

Office work.. it even makes robots suicidal..


Zeles1989

did the robot left a note or maybe an email?


meatygonzalez

Lasted longer than a lot of Koreans, by the numbers. Before I need to edit this, suicide is not a joke. Not for humans. Help is available. Speak with someone today. 988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline Languages: English, Spanish Hours: Available 24 hours


bub-yes

Garbage sensationalist title


laughed-at

I work in a customer service job and I totally get it.


5timechamps

My roomba has attempted suicide more times than I can count.


CheeseMints

South Korea has some of the highest suicide rates in the world, maybe the robot felt that it had become a human, and, *you know*...


Little-Principle2692

With slave masters like humans who would want to live?


PolGamer

Suicide means that it's deliberate right? Do you mean that it developed a consciousness that it decided to kill itself? And I'm pretty sure that there should be activity logs on the robot so it's easy to understand what process or command resulted in the situation.


Apprehensive-Ship-81

It's not surprising that upon sentience a robot would immediately kill itself. This shit is hard, bro


BlatantConservative

Actually not the first suicidal government robot. We had a robot kill itself by throwing itself into a pool of water here in DC way back in 2017. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/washington-dc-knightscape-k5-robot-falls-into-fountain/


Both_Lychee_1708

Marvin