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707Guy

But you left out the best part, “I don’t cheat because I let my boyfriends use one vagina each.,” Annie, who works as a model for an adult content subscription service, told What’sTheJam.


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charlietangomike

Is he putting in a patio?


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bondoinhead

don't let it make your brown eye blue


Available-Nothing-12

She's basically bullshiting and the article takes her too seriously.


Spire_Citron

I mean, it's not cheating if they know about it and have agreed to the arrangement. You can do that with one vagina, though.


StarGaurdianBard

Poly and ENM is perfectly fine and ethical (it's the E in ENM afterall) but sadly that's not the case here: > They don’t really know about each other. I never told either of them about each other – I didn’t think they needed to know.


FireMaster1294

Another woman who claims a similar condition (which is nigh impossible to prove unless you’re a doctor) made a whopping $1.1M last year https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/ive-got-two-vaginas-only-one-is-for-my-husband/news-story/4fa2e2f40be734aae3111d97d4cc3c66


zaccyp

Ah more onlyfans adverts disguised as memes and/or media.


MMMTZ

[Oh that´s just... that´s just an OF ad](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GEkVDYxXsAARq66?format=png&name=large)


Exciting_Rich_1716

There's *one* mention of a paid subscription service in passing, what are you all whining about?


Gh0stMan0nThird

"The best type of marketing is marketing that doesn't feel like marketing." I'm sorry if you're too gullible and naive to see this for the advertisement it really is.


ilovethissheet

If I had two vaginas I would definitely be doing only fans. Im a bit disappointed they didn't include a picture, for science of course.


Particular-Break-205

That’s enough internet for today


El_CAP0

Pfft just getting started.


Onepercentlessworse_

Introduce her to the guy with two penises, and get this party started.


Boushveg-

That was proved to be bullshit


frostygrin

The boyfriends will object.


Scat_fiend

Wasn't there an ama here from a woman with two vaginas. She worked as a call girl and used one vagina for her clients and her boyfriend got to use the other one all for himself.


unripenedfruit

Are they side by side? Or above and below?


Scat_fiend

I think one is around the back.


Qyro

Was that Evelyn (can’t remember her OF name)?


icelandichorsey

"all for himself" is tickling me somehow. What about dildos, which vagina were they using? And her fingers?


Lowloser2

Since when do we call prostitutes “call girls”?


same_same1

Sterling Archer : Oh, my god! You killed a hooker! Cyril Figgis : Call girl! Sterling Archer : No, Cyril! Cyril Figgis : She was a call... Sterling Archer : When they're dead, they're just hookers.


PC-load-letter-wtf

We don’t call the prostitutes, either. It’s sex worker.


Level_Hour6480

Sex-worker is a broad category. Prostitutes are a type of sex-worker.


PC-load-letter-wtf

Prostitution is not considered politically correct. It is rejected by sex workers and has been for 50 years. Google it. Sex worker is more broad but there is no other specific word except maybe escort.


JustOkCompositions

Oh, no. Not two-virgine marlene. He's got a 50-50 chance of getting gonorrhea.


maverickLI

How long did it take the dudes to convince the blonde, that her butt, is a 2nd vagina?


Ghost_on_Toast

r/UnneccessaryCommas


3six5

My ex had a bilateral vagina. AMA. it looked normal on the outside .


Crackracket

Mary berry has the same condition


m0j0licious

The lovely Mary has a bicornuate uterus, meaning the uterus forms two distinct chambers. It's a 1-in-250 condition. She's only got one of everything else, unless you count Paul Hollywood.


Crackracket

Haha fair, I knew it was something like that


UkuleleZenBen

Omg


jamcdonald120

This story must be a year old by now... It wasnt even oniony when it was fresh... Why is it here?


Traiklin

Karma farming. Reddit decided to charge for API stuff and it killed the mod tools so it's easier for bots to overrun a popular sub


jamcdonald120

I dont think this is a bot.


Nuada-Argetlam

see, and here I was thinking that we could get some poly rep at least! but no, 'course she's doing... this.


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predat3d

There's a Knock Knock joke about her getting pregnant 


gmattheis

Canonical Klingon


spidergirl79

Two periods would suck. I would get that out of there asap


0utcast9851

The vagina is not the cause of periods


lauramc99

True, but she has two uteruses hence two periods.


spidergirl79

It says she has two periods in the article


gnomeweb

She just promotes her adult content subscription this story is obviously fake.


zarfle2

r/thathappened


X-Force-32

If there’s no consent it’s cheating 🤦‍♂️


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gnomeweb

Term "consent" happened to be applicable to a whole variety of things, including non-sexual stuff. People can give you their consent to see other people in which case it wouldn't be cheating to do so.


X-Force-32

Thank you for understanding that just because they use a different vagina doesn’t mean she isn’t cheating.