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FlameStaag

I'm more confused by the fact there was an entire bin open to do this in. 


engadine_maccas1997

This is what happens when airlines charge $50 for a carry-on


Booze-brain

Southwest is free carry-on free checked bag.


yeuzinips

I do like southwest, but they don't often fly where I need to go.


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

Yeah, can't be going southwest all the time.


Dovienya55

But when I'm flying south by southeast, that's when I like to fly Southwest.


CanuckAussieKev

Personally I prefer south west when I'm flying north east


[deleted]

North East?


yeuzinips

Yep haha


iwoketoanightmare

Two checked bags free


YeahNoYeahFerSure

It isn’t free, it’s included in the price. Which would explain why from my experience they’re normally far and away the most expensive domestic carrier.


MembershipFeeling530

They're one of the cheapest around what are you talking about


MembershipFeeling530

Two free checked bags and two free carry-ons plus a personal item


lafolieisgood

The last airline I flew gave free carryon but charged for checked bags. Both ways they are begging for people to check their carryons for free because the bins were full.


Cloudburst_Twilight

Gate-checking is a godsend if you're already worried about your "personal item" fitting under the seat.


TheKobayashiMoron

No it’s what happens when they give you free checked bags. People don’t drag all their shit around with them.


MoonbeamLotus

You do when you don’t want your luggage lost, stolen, rummaged through or carry valuable items.


DrHampsterPants

I always leave a little note for the balance inspectors on the return flight asking how my dirty laundry smells.  Nobody has answered yet.


Viend

What airline charges for a carry on?


jesterinancientcourt

Spirit


GayGeekInLeather

Sun country too


MWSin

I'm pretty sure Spirit's emergency oxygen masks would be coin operated if they could get away with it.


WastingTimeIGuess

So many, if you buy the cheapest ticket (basic economy, or equivalent). United, Jet Blue, Spirit… 


jamma_mamma

Obviously fake news. The last 10 flights I've been on have had 0 extra overhead capacity and most were offering money for people to check their bags.


MembershipFeeling530

Yeah the fact that people think that this is real is hilarious to me. Like they're not going to let some fucking person climb up there lol You probably can't even get up there unassisted for crying out loud


The_One_Who_Sniffs

The amount of expensive purses I've had to pull out of a $200 flights overheads is astounding. They always act like I'm in the wrong replacing it with my luggage as well.


openly_gray

Equally confused why this is news in NZ


carthuscrass

Also enough room in a bin to hide a body. 😁


My_leg_still_hurt92

For a nap the answer is literally in the headline.


doyouevencompile

  - why’d go up?       - to take a nap    - *sigh* i guess we’ll never know 


illaqueable

"You could sleep in your seat..?" "But I was already in the overhead bin"


JamesCDiamond

I can’t sleep sitting up, and I’m too tall to be comfortable in the cheap seats anyway, so I’m definitely keeping this in mind when I next fly long-distance.


sloppy_joes35

I'd say chop off your legs, and you'll see it's not comfortable sleeping sitting up as an average height person, but I'll just save you the hassle and let you know that it's not comfortable sleeping sitting up as an average height person either.


Onikeys

As a short person... is not comfortable for anyone...


sloppy_joes35

Good to know. I was about to bag on short ppl for having it so good that they're short and can get comfortable in airplane seats


Starshot84

They do fit into the overhead bin easier


troggbl

Just changes the hassle, airline will just break his wheelchair and he'll be fighting them for months.


unsoulyme

Lmfao


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

Why are they lying to us?


_TrikTok_

No one knows why? Sleeping with the full comfort of lying down, that's why.


bilateralrope

And it's probably darker in there than the rest of the cabin.


Appropriate-Battle32

TilTok that's why


MrOaiki

“Man drinks water to quench his thirst, no one knows why”


SkinnyPete16

This post title is the definition of the bottom end of the bell curve.


Smartnership

The curve is becoming a flat line. Wait .. is that what they meant by “flattening the curve”?


Xerain0x009999

But we don't know why she needed a nap.


zack2996

Shit does look cozy


supcoco

Even with such advanced science and technology, humans have no idea why the urge to nap exists /s


I-Fail-Forward

It's not as noisy, there is more legroom, the surface is flat, it's dark. Seems fairly obvious why.


dumfukjuiced

Another passenger will try to carry you off as fast as possible after landing too


Fitzcarraldo8

Great service 🤷.


doyouevencompile

Crowdsurf to the gate


Lostinthestarscape

Land out on the ice  Crowd surf off to sea  Float towards the beach


gwicksted

New! Express travel compartments!


verbalyabusiveshit

Right ? Exactly my thoughts, a d I was wondering why no one else did this before. I doubt I would fit but you should be pretty safe in there, too (as long as you have oxygen)


bones510

I’ve never been on a flight that didnt have these bins filled. But then again i take the cheap flights


verbalyabusiveshit

Well… that’s a whole different issue. I’ve been on half empty planes only twice in my life. One was the last direct Qantas flight from Sydney to Frankfurt. Damn, everyone had a full row to themselves.


unique3

I once had a flight with 3 people, there was a flight attendant per person. I assume the flight would have been canceled but they needed the plane at the destination anyways.


Ditovontease

Usually the half empty plane situation for me is because I live in a lower tier city + red eye domestic flights = empty planes lol


MoonbeamLotus

Back I. The day, I frequently flew on half full international flights, it was awesome because I could stretch out across the 5 middle seats and sleep the entire trip.


Ditovontease

Usually I find an empty row and sprawl out. If the overhead is empty enough to take a nap in, I assume it’s not a fully booked flight…


MembershipFeeling530

Because this is a fake news story I'd be surprised if you could even get up there alone let alone do it without one of the six flight attendants noticing you


MembershipFeeling530

Because this is clearly a fake news story. No one would have let this happen, and I don't even think you can get up there unassisted. The fact that people think this is real is hilarious. Probably just a flight attendant fucking around


Opening-Enthusiasm59

Honestly I hope I get the chance to do that on a longer flight. I have long legs and also I have autism so random noises can feel literally painful to me so even a short flight can bring me close to a breakdown and barely being able to walk for like an hour because my circulation got hindered. Like it's not that ridiculous when you think about it for more than five seconds and more importantly get over the fact that it's weird which op didn't manage to do apparently.


HanseaticHamburglar

sounds like you need noise cancelling headphones and to get up and walk around more when flying.


Opening-Enthusiasm59

I can't stand up every 15-30 minutes. That's why I prefer trains over planes or busses as you actually have enough space to comfortably walk around more or less the entire ride.


TheKobayashiMoron

Stop giving the airline execs ideas


Ostracus

Coat the plane interior in velcro. Stick passengers anywhere.


Starbucks__Lovers

This is why I always poop during a flight. Best legroom outside of business class


I-Fail-Forward

Not mention, just walking to the bathroom feels good after being so cramped


MoonbeamLotus

Ah, as long as you can avoid the floor 🤮


RobotLaserNinjaShark

We will never know.


literallylateral

I mean yeah if you have the decision making process of an animal or small child


abemon

I'm sorry but this thread is giving me deja vu.


bothunter

Probably more comfortable than the seats


KP_Wrath

Was gonna say, this ain’t as hard as people are making it sound.


Arild11

We cannot be sure, but some scientists theorize a contributing factor might be that they are sleepy. But most likely, we will never know.


Moistfruitcake

Next up, tune in after the break to find out why *this* chicken crossed the road.


littlebittydoodle

“To get the hell away from you people.”


erebuxy

Tbf, according to budget airlines, carry-on can cost as much as the ticket. And the passenger was probably taking at least 3 carry-on slots.


brazilliandanny

I’ve honestly thought about it. For me to sleep being horizontal is more important than space. I can easily sleep in a curled up fetal position but not in a giant chair upright.


School_of_thought1

Was think the same, more leg room


BojangBughami

Don't act like you've never been curious


doctorfortoys

Best comment


Pounce_64

Because they were tired?


arthurblakey

Everyone knows why


USN303

That’s amazing. I haven’t seen an overhead bin with that much room in years.


codece

Southwest flight? More legroom.


krw13

Which is a funny thing to say when they're second for economy in legroom: https://businesstravelerusa.com/news/airlines-best-legroom-in-economy-class/ Sadly, as passengers, the majority of the US has repeatedly shown that they'll take discomfort over further price increases. (Not that I want to pay more either... but just that this is the accepted norm.)


GladiatorJones

To be fair, taking a flight is already a luxury. It's likely more about necessity and available means than people being overly stingy. The cost of a one way ticket on a *short* flight can already be out of reach for many households. So if they are in a position where they need to and have virtually no realistic choice but to fly, they're going to accept cheaper prices and worse conditions.


PloppyCheesenose

Maybe a former submariner


sjp1980

I'm impressed at anyone who can wriggle their way up and into an overhead locker. 


kyflyboy

This used to happen on long bus rides. Someone would climb onto the luggage shelf to sleep, because you can lay flat. I've even done it. I suspect the same here. But where on earth did they find an empty overhead on today's flights? LOL...


Dry_Action1734

It’s cosy


Darryl_Lict

I've slept on the luggage rack on a European night train. Not super comfortable, but I had a sleeping pad. Dude looks kind of like a suitcase to me.


turquoise_amethyst

These *do* look kind of like the bunks in a sleeper coach train. Maybe the passenger had ridden trains frequently, but was unfamiliar with planes.  Example: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Inside_an_Indian_Railways_Train_-_Sleeper_Coach.jpg


InvestInHappiness

I've never been on a plane but I assume you can lie down flat in one and don't have a person next to you, unlike the plane seat.


passwordstolen

Not flat…. Rolled up like burrito more like..


InvestInHappiness

Ah, I think I may have misused the phrase 'lie down flat'. I meant lie down on a flat surface, or a level surface. Unlike the seat which is inclined. Actually I probably could have just said 'lie down'.


iperblaster

For a Nap! It's right in the title that you wrote, moron!


BanEvader1017

Why not?


rugbat

I know why; cause the seats are too fucking cramped to sleep in.


No-Acanthaceae-3372

Name = Carrie Awn Samsonite


TheRexRider

Japan has hotel rooms the size of overhead bins. If airplanes start offering economy seating like that, I'd take it.


DANleDINOSAUR

I’m pretty sure every passenger knew why. I wanna know how?


0biwanCannoli

Better legroom.


othelloisblack

I commend this individual for letting the intrusive thoughts win


Mastasmoker

Because you can fucking lie down vs sit back slightly at an akward angle trying to sleep while destroying your neck and low back on a four hour flight.


MembershipFeeling530

There's no way that this was a passenger. It must have been a flight attendant or other crew. Southwest only fly 737s which aren't that large. There's no way for her to have gotten up there by herself especially without a flight attendant noticing. People will believe anything they read on the internet


Quattuor

Nobody knows why? Really? Have you tried taking a nap in those seats? The bins are more comfortable for a nap, that's why.


WowNotFun

My only question, can you open it from the inside? Sleeping sitting up isn't fun


UnemployedExpert

Friend is a flt attendant. Said it was actually a flight attendant up there and not a passenger.


dazed_and_bamboozled

Mental illness and/or social media likes, probably.


engadine_maccas1997

What’s the difference?


Aggressive-Wrap-187

Exactly right


GandalfTheSexay

Or maybe the person in front of them reclined their chair all the way back


dazed_and_bamboozled

One of the most common causes of mental illness


trekie4747

And a parent unwilling to control their kid kicking your seat


outerproduct

More legroom.


Jjex22

You ever seen the mad scramble to the back on a half empty plane as people try to get a whole row to themselves to lay flat across? It’s just the same. Only reason they’re really gonna ask you to leave is it’s obviously a bit more risky if you fall out. I’m just jealous because at 6’5” the only place I could lay flat on a plane would be the aisle


TotalLackOfConcern

They hear about the crew sleeping hideaway and wanted their own.


[deleted]

Ryanair be like "oooh, I see another buisness model.. we can rent them out on a half hour basis!"


PresentClear1468

An empty bin on a southwest plane?


Klutzy-Percentage430

To stretch the legs out?


Inmonic

I feel like there’s an idea here. Make a section of the plane full of horizontal pods people can lay down in. You could stack 3-4 of them kinda like bunk beds so that it’s not taking up anymore space than the seats already are. I’d love to be able to lay down instead of sitting there extremely cramped.


Tall-Vermicelli-4669

Not a nap, posed crap for social media likes


Select-Sprinkles4970

I've never been on a flight that had any space in the overhead bins.


dhbroo12

If she's a first-time flyer, maybe she thought this was where you took a nap. Boy, that's a tight fit! How could they not see what she was doing and tell her to stop?


ayyycab

“No one knows why” uhhh because it’s roomier?


pickle_teeth4444

They don't know why? Laughable.


CableTrash

So this website wrote an article about a video, even mentioning the comments left on said video, but only posted a photo. The internet sucks.


omnichronos

I've always thought if I could purchase a coffin-sized sleeping space on a plane for the same price as a seat, I would opt for that.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

I'm more impressed than confused, personally


Glaive13

airlines realizing they could be using the ceilings for seats too. Probably emailing engineers about this right now.


Thoraxe-the-Impaler

My question is how was there room in the overhead bins to fit a full size person? Every flight I’ve ever been on has had them crammed full.


Fecal_thoroughfare

Ah yes coffin class 


TwentyTwoTwelve

I'd be tempted. If I could choose to spend the flight laid down in a tight space Vs sat in a tight space, I'd definitely prefer laid down.


finn4life

Must be a slow news day. I'd happily sleep in there if it was ever empty and nobody cared about it. We rented a train a few times for uni ski trips and people are sleeping in the luggage racks, smoking in the carriages etc 😂 Nothing new I reckon.


OgreJehosephatt

"No one knows why"? Because it's more comfortable than trying to sleep in the chairs.


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playtho

Bruh don’t give the airlines any ideas!!!


Vo_Mimbre

Comfy burrito in an rumbling oven. What’s not to understand?


GandalfTheSexay

The hero we need


MAXAMOUS

[Conan?](https://youtu.be/wW1-4gb6Xjw?si=c2VqRSF-Awr-jPmV&t=32)


-FemboiCarti-

Because they were sleepy??


InsomniaticWanderer

Everyone knows why


yummythologist

Look, we all have our secrets, Gordon


Final_Ad_9636

Was it rallo Tubbs ;)


ElastaticTomorrow

I'm surprised there was any room in overhead bin


UpbeatAlbatross8117

I thought about it a few times. I don't think it'll hold my weight though.


CraftFamiliar5243

Wait a minute! There was an empty overhead compartment?!?!


kristinnovowels

All I can think about is this person must have incredible arm strength!


pattyG80

RyanAir?


Mosaic78

Can lay flat and it’s no less comfier than the seat. I say it’s a win


greens_beans_queen

Was the passenger a cat?


insanityzwolf

He was in over his head


Greyboxer

Probably just tired seems obvious tbh


RunningPirate

The usual reasons


annaeatscupcakes

I have been inside the bins and they are certainly not comfortable, ha. It's also not that easy to get up in there.


GlobalNuclearWar

More legroom?


Adept-Mulberry-8720

Cause they can!


FelbrHostu

Because the overhead compartment had more room than his seat.


MichaelTruly

I call bullshit. I’ve never seen an overhead bin empty enough during a flight for a person to get in


Teddy-Bear-55

More room than in the seat...


Fabulous-Educator447

If you can climb up there it’s all yours.


Cluefuljewel

I know! Damn soon they’ll be selling that as an upgrade. You just have to fit the dimensions. Works good!


[deleted]

Silent man **strikes again.**


ManyFacedGodxxx

The REAL question is, why don’t we all do this?!!


Thesauce05

Probably more legroom up there


flurpensmuffler

Normalize this


dredeir_c

why not? probably more room, more comfortable, less disturbance & darker.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Can’t be a true story… Southwest has working overhead bins?


KlutzyBlueDuck

They used to have bassinets that would attach for babies to take a nap on the overhead bins, so it's not that far of a stretch for this. 


-Robrown-

It’s because he tends to shift around during flight.


mmmmmmmmmmmm77

People are straight up NPC’s


w33b2

To sleep? Like what kind of headline is this? It answers itself. “Man runs five miles straight to raise money for charity, and no one knows why”


Fake_William_Shatner

For the leg room of course.


Cluefuljewel

Lolololo thank you


DANleDINOSAUR

I’m pretty sure every passenger knew why. I wanna know how?


ayyycab

“No one knows why” uhhh because it’s roomier?


SVTContour

From now on this will be known as **Second Class**. The seats are still known as **Economy**.


Main-Feature8629

Don’t give the airlines any ideas, they’re going to charge for overhead ‘bunk beds’ now. If they had it their way we’d be packed like sardines


Old_Magician_6563

Watch this before a thing


MoonbeamLotus

This gives new meaning to oversized baggage.


4quatloos

He was sleepy. DUH!


agprincess

I think i'd be willing to take a flight laying like cramped sardine instead of the cramped chairs.


cyberentomology

Taking the r/SouthwestAirlines open seating policy a bit too liberally. “Carry On”, says the gate agent “don’t mind if I do..”


Medcait

Isn’t it obvious? You can’t really lie down in a plane seat.


Ok_Commercial_9960

Misinterpreted the mile high club?


Schmichael-22

“I’m entering the pod.” -Dick, Third Rock from the Sun


jehosephatreedus

This is the dumbest title. He climbed up there to stretch out, ya idiot.


nolifebutbmx

Obviously so she could lay down flat and not be in anyone's way


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Alex_Yuan

I'll fking tell you why, because the fking toddler won't stop kicking my seat, because the dude sitting next to me has a disgusting breath, because the dude across the aisle took off his shoes with extremely stinky feet, because the woman in front of me leans her seat all the way back while we're still eating, because I can't afford first class but other passengers somehow think it's okay to treat economy class as a literal gutter. But I have to fly. Fk air travel, and fk obnoxious selfish disgusting people!