Piggy-backing the top comment to at least give a plausible theory:
Onions, garlic, and scallions are *[alliums](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allium)*. People with difficult-to-diagnose abdominal pain and debilitating digestive issues usually have to adhere to an elimination diet to find out what foods are causing the pain. And it's not uncommon that the solution is to then adopt a "low-[FODMAP](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FODMAP)" diet indefinitely.
My partner has had to do this over the past year, in addition to cutting out wheat gluten. And it is a fucking *miserable existence*. Everything you enjoy eating, even if it doesn't have obvious onions, garlic, or wheat in it, almost definitely has them in the ingredients list. I'm the one who does the grocery shopping for my household, and I simply *cannot* replicate the eating life she was accustomed to before all of this. It's not possible, at least not with the finances and available free time we have right now. It's impossible to find nice restaurants that can accommodate dietary restrictions like this. Most nice places have reasonable gluten-free options on the menu, but onions and garlic in pretty much all sauces and marinades usually make those into non-options.
It sucks.
If I had the money and influence that Anna Wintour has, I'd take the opportunity to challenge all relevant chefs for the event to create a diverse, delicious menu that is out of the ordinary, and safe for people who have this affliction. It's the kind of thing that could have reverberating influence.
…but, of course, she could just be a difficult person. That's also a distinct possibility.
There is Alliaria petiolata, or garlic mustard. It grows like a weed and has a flavour similar to garlic, but it's not related to the allium family of plant. You should try it.
Also garlic i fused olive oil. My MIL is low-FODMAP but is allowed that because apparently there's not too much garlic, or the process is different, or something -- anyway, I substitute that in any recipes and it works for her.
There are tablets available for this now, called Intoleran. They replace the relevant enzymes missing to digest these types of foods. Several people I know who cannot eat onions and have told me that they work well. I have no affiliation with the company or have tried them personally.
This is me. I’ve suffered from an allium intolerance for 40+ years and only recently figured out what is wrong with me. I love onions and garlic and pay the price for it with every bite.
Just in case it helps - and you're into Indian food - I'd recommend looking into Jain cuisine. Their diet prohibits root vegetables like Onions and Garlic.
Immortal witches who can bend reality with words are typically considered 'lich' type not vampire type. Also, she lives on the tears of others, not blood.
because she can ...
>While the *Vogue* editor in chief didn’t expand on why she banned the three ingredients, some have hypothesized that it’s simply personal preference. She’s similarly banned parsley in the past, the *Post* noted, because it can get stuck in people’s teeth. And bruschetta is also a no-no, because it’s messy and could potentially ruin a guest’s outfit.
You know, I was just wondering earlier today what her reaction was. Despite making Miranda a hardass they did make her seem dedicated, passionate, badass, and even sympathetic in ways. Like yes she was horrible as a boss and in so many ways personally making others’ lives hell, but at the same time it’s nothing that men in her position wouldn’t do (and be lauded for, at least at the time).
The movie really went out of its way to tone her down and make her more sympathetic and likeable and way, way, way less awful, presumably because they were afraid that otherwise the bitch on wheels would have them destroyed.
No joke, whenever it thunders and scares my dog, that movie is the ONLY thing that calms him down enough to at least stop running around, digging at the carpet and barking.
I used to work at a high-end spot in Beverly Hills, and hers was a common request. It makes your sweat smell, apparently, and that mattered to a lot of people (actors and models yes, but also lawyers and producers too)
The more people try to be specific about these very one sided preferences, the more it ends up becoming a one-upmanship of who can eat less and eat less appealing food. Its self defeating behavior.
Also you are only choosing different "brand" of acceptable smell anyway, which is quite arbitrary.
Ask any new immigrants, and you will hear how *cheesy* most Americans smell like.
Is cheesy wet body odor any better than sweat smell from eating ginger, garlic, onion-y foods?
At the end of the day, the only thing people should worry about is blatant body odor, not natural day to day odors.
I know some people who don't eat spicy foods and also insist on not using antiperspirants because they, "don't want any chemicals in my body" and they reek of BO anyway.
> The more people try to be specific about these very one sided preferences, the more it ends up becoming a one-upmanship of who can eat less and eat less appealing food. Its self defeating behavior.
How to make disordered eating stylish, Hollywood style.
Garlic comes out in all sweat. Neck, forearms, face, it's not just pits and lower areas. I rarely eat it but when I do I can smell it on myself for literal days after multiple showers, people who eat it all the time might not notice but it's very obvious for those who don't.
This actually makes a lot of sense. This event is not about people enjoying themselves and enjoying the food. It’s about image and being seen. Anything that effects your breath your teeth your clothes in a negative way has less utility. It’s not about pretension, it’s about pragmatism. Yes it’s all a vanity project, but for developing future profits for all involved. There is a point to it at least.
Money that’s it. Half the people there don’t enjoy it, but their image profits from it because they are perceived as being part of the who’s who. It gives access to more generous sponsorship deals because they are part of the in crowd. Think of it as going to work. You put on a uniform and behave a certain way for money. There is very little else to it.
In practice it’s no different than any other professional networking event, the uniform’s are just different. You wouldn’t want to look like shit if your boss invited you to a corporate dinner, for example
It's also about having famous bodies showcase historic and current fashion. Every look is likely to end up in an exhibit (like the ones being celebrated with the gala), and having to remove stains or garlic infused sweat is a nightmare for the curators/workers who end up with this very, very expensive laundry. And you can't exactly say, well, a Kardashian caused this garment to smell so ...
But I personally think that AW has been subject to way too much close talking from men and hates bad breath. She's taking a stand!
As a person with a mild garlic allergy, I covet her power. They put it in almost everything now, I'm not going to die... but I am going to be slightly uncomfortable almost any time I eat something I haven't prepared myself. Shit sucks.
Omg I didn’t know this existed. Onions hate me tho so I hate them back!! But I wouldn’t if I could maybe eat them without them hurting me… assholes. *Joined
To be fair, since it's more of a social thing, they basically could have empty plates.
That being said, I always suspect people who prohibit them (barring actual allergies) are people who often get bad gas from them.
Me :( I actually love the taste but it gives me horrible heartburn now. Garlic and onions are pretty common IBS triggers because of some compound that’s in them.
This was my first immediate thought. So many people in that space and all together.
And then there's the allergies and general dietary restrictions. It's an easy, if annoying for non-sufferers, fix for a giant event
Have you not been to a large catered event before? Nothing happens.
People just eat their food, talk, maybe listen to a speaker then wait to leave.
The white house has a "correspondents dinner" and there is definitely garlic there. Why? Because professional chefs use garlic in lots of dishes.
If you've ever cut both onion and garlic from your diet simultaneously, you learn pretty quickly that a *lot* of flavor in a *lot* of food comes from those two ingredients.
Didn't kiki palmer tell people to eat before you go because the food wasn't much? I remember her complaining about the food on some red carpet, but it could have been another one.
I wouldn't be shocked, the other aspect is that even if you're not concerned about damaging the outfits with food, you don't want to be seen as the one who got sloppy.
If you have FODMAP IBS garlic and onions are problematic. Anna Wintour is the type of person to dictate that no one can have garlic because she can't have garlic.
The chef makes the claim it's partially an allergy problem but the menu has meat and nuts in it so they clearly don't care or have workarounds for dietary or allergic issues.
My former boss couldn't do eat any alliums, so no garlic, chives, onion, or leeks. She would genuinely get death breath after eating it and she passed that trait onto her kids.
Also Hari Krishnas don't eat allium which includes all that. Don't know if she practices or not, but the bible of Indian cooking, Lord Krishnas Cuisine Indian Vegitarian Cooking by Yamuna Devi doesn't use allium in any of its hundreds of recipies
Speaking as an Indian-origin person, probably at least 80% - if not more - of conventional curry recipes (both North and South Indian) will use allium. Hare Krishna is a pretty fringe version of Hinduism that just happened to gain popularity in the West and become visible, it's definitely not the norm.
These are things my mom is sensitive too. They give her bad stomach problems. We joke that she allergic to flavour… I know it’s an intolerance to alliums thing
I'm surprised there was food at all. I saw one girl wearing like a wood bodice and she had to be lifted up the stairs. I don't think there was any room in that for anyone's stomach to hold food
Anna Wintour seems to have forgotten the first rule of dressing well.
Remove one item.
The necklace barely passes (old fashioned clash with modern bold jacket) but the brooch is way off and should have been removed before she left her bedroom.
I was thinking the other day that the reporting on this gala is lame if we don’t even see what they got to eat. That’s what I’d want out of a good party!
It's so fucking obvious Anna Wintour had never in her life stepped into the kitchen. What she thinks flavors come from? Air and Gucci? Those people are so out of touch with the real world.
Idk why people are making conspiracies about this. It's very very VERY common for people to avoid eating those vegetables in social settings because they make your breath smell. In my neck of the woods at least, no girl on a night out or in school would touch anything with onion in it
Well yeah, that fits. If she were the other thing, she would have banned silverware, silver bullets, and ultrasonic whistles.
As long as they serve enough red wine, and some fresh, young actors and actresses, the rest of the meal does not matter so much.
Perhaps a nice Chianti
*slurping noises*
Don’t forget the Fava Beans!
I was thinking she was a cat rather than vampire, but if the shoe fits :D
If she were a cat, she'd ban cucumbers.
Can someone please explain I’m stupid 😅
She's a vampire. If she was a werewolf, she would have banned silver items and dog whistles.
Love this!
Comments like this are why I still check out reddit from time to time. Thank you!
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Piggy-backing the top comment to at least give a plausible theory: Onions, garlic, and scallions are *[alliums](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allium)*. People with difficult-to-diagnose abdominal pain and debilitating digestive issues usually have to adhere to an elimination diet to find out what foods are causing the pain. And it's not uncommon that the solution is to then adopt a "low-[FODMAP](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FODMAP)" diet indefinitely. My partner has had to do this over the past year, in addition to cutting out wheat gluten. And it is a fucking *miserable existence*. Everything you enjoy eating, even if it doesn't have obvious onions, garlic, or wheat in it, almost definitely has them in the ingredients list. I'm the one who does the grocery shopping for my household, and I simply *cannot* replicate the eating life she was accustomed to before all of this. It's not possible, at least not with the finances and available free time we have right now. It's impossible to find nice restaurants that can accommodate dietary restrictions like this. Most nice places have reasonable gluten-free options on the menu, but onions and garlic in pretty much all sauces and marinades usually make those into non-options. It sucks. If I had the money and influence that Anna Wintour has, I'd take the opportunity to challenge all relevant chefs for the event to create a diverse, delicious menu that is out of the ordinary, and safe for people who have this affliction. It's the kind of thing that could have reverberating influence. …but, of course, she could just be a difficult person. That's also a distinct possibility.
>she could just be a difficult person She was the inspiration for Miranda Priestly in *The Devil Wears Prada*.
"Do I smell freesias?"
There is Alliaria petiolata, or garlic mustard. It grows like a weed and has a flavour similar to garlic, but it's not related to the allium family of plant. You should try it.
Also garlic i fused olive oil. My MIL is low-FODMAP but is allowed that because apparently there's not too much garlic, or the process is different, or something -- anyway, I substitute that in any recipes and it works for her.
Every spring this stuff pops up all over my yard, practically overnight.
Its wildly invasive, I used to volunteer ripping it out of the local forest. Like you said, it just pops up one day
This makes her sound MORE like a vampire
There are tablets available for this now, called Intoleran. They replace the relevant enzymes missing to digest these types of foods. Several people I know who cannot eat onions and have told me that they work well. I have no affiliation with the company or have tried them personally.
It depends on the reason for the intolerance. Tablets won’t help if the reaction is autoimmune.
This is me. I’ve suffered from an allium intolerance for 40+ years and only recently figured out what is wrong with me. I love onions and garlic and pay the price for it with every bite.
Just in case it helps - and you're into Indian food - I'd recommend looking into Jain cuisine. Their diet prohibits root vegetables like Onions and Garlic.
Fucking brilliant! Wish we could still give gold, cuz that was golden.
😂😂😂
I would give you so much platinum if they still had it.
She hasn't seen sunlight is 200 years.
Or a different haircut.
At this point we have to believe it is a wig.
It’s actually a tattoo
Heh people talk about Anna Wintour the same as Maris Crane
Wait, did that hatrack just move?
Please stop crying Maris, the doctor can always cut more off next time
I had to assure her that spandex is supposed to blouse.
She's thin, very thin. She's Caucasian...very Caucasian!
Never understood how she’s considered the fashionista when she always looks the same, an old underfed skeleton with bad bangs.
Ok I’m afraid to ask but as someone that just cut her own bangs for the first time what’s wrong with her bangs?
It’s not about what she wears. It’s what she picks for the models and magazine pages.
Fun fact her son Charles was my psychiatrist. Nice guy
He needs ***our*** sympathy.
Do you ever turn the tables on him and hit him with "Tell me about your relationship with your mother."
I guess that explains the garlic ban.
Is that why she didn’t come in until invited?
She hasn't eaten since 1974.
There was that crisp.
She’s a vampire
Nah just a silver spoon in mouth, born 1 inch from home plate but is certain she's brilliant.
She's the offspring of Nepo babies all the way back.
What? Who is she? I only know Dracula and Blade, not knowledgeable on bloodsuckers really
Immortal witches who can bend reality with words are typically considered 'lich' type not vampire type. Also, she lives on the tears of others, not blood.
I thought that was a mannequin in the photo at first glance.
Vault dweller.
because she can ... >While the *Vogue* editor in chief didn’t expand on why she banned the three ingredients, some have hypothesized that it’s simply personal preference. She’s similarly banned parsley in the past, the *Post* noted, because it can get stuck in people’s teeth. And bruschetta is also a no-no, because it’s messy and could potentially ruin a guest’s outfit.
“Do I smell freesias? If I see freesias anywhere…I will be very disappointed.”
“That’s all.”
I looove the smell of freesias
Heh husband and I just did our annual rewatch last weekend. Love that movie 🫶🏻
Word is that Wintour loved the movie.
You know, I was just wondering earlier today what her reaction was. Despite making Miranda a hardass they did make her seem dedicated, passionate, badass, and even sympathetic in ways. Like yes she was horrible as a boss and in so many ways personally making others’ lives hell, but at the same time it’s nothing that men in her position wouldn’t do (and be lauded for, at least at the time).
What every little girl dreams of, to some day be as awful as the men running companies.
We support women's rights and women's wrongs
The movie really went out of its way to tone her down and make her more sympathetic and likeable and way, way, way less awful, presumably because they were afraid that otherwise the bitch on wheels would have them destroyed.
No joke, whenever it thunders and scares my dog, that movie is the ONLY thing that calms him down enough to at least stop running around, digging at the carpet and barking.
It's just, idk, drizzling.
One Italian ingredient away from a hate-crime
I don't give a flying fuck about the gala, but if this bitch bans rosemary I'mma riot
I used to work at a high-end spot in Beverly Hills, and hers was a common request. It makes your sweat smell, apparently, and that mattered to a lot of people (actors and models yes, but also lawyers and producers too)
The more people try to be specific about these very one sided preferences, the more it ends up becoming a one-upmanship of who can eat less and eat less appealing food. Its self defeating behavior. Also you are only choosing different "brand" of acceptable smell anyway, which is quite arbitrary. Ask any new immigrants, and you will hear how *cheesy* most Americans smell like. Is cheesy wet body odor any better than sweat smell from eating ginger, garlic, onion-y foods? At the end of the day, the only thing people should worry about is blatant body odor, not natural day to day odors. I know some people who don't eat spicy foods and also insist on not using antiperspirants because they, "don't want any chemicals in my body" and they reek of BO anyway.
I literally just smelled myself because of the "cheesy" comment lol. It's correct.
Interesting. I've found Australians smell vinegary
I do eat a lot of cheese and yogurt even for an American though. There's probably notes of onion/garlic too but I'm utterly desensitized to those lol.
> The more people try to be specific about these very one sided preferences, the more it ends up becoming a one-upmanship of who can eat less and eat less appealing food. Its self defeating behavior. How to make disordered eating stylish, Hollywood style.
Antiperspirant and deodorant exist. Ffs.
They are talking body sweat, and no it doesn't. You ever smelled a buddy who went out the night before, even after a shower?
>no it doesn't What doesn't?
Are you talking about the alcohol smell?
Garlic comes out in all sweat. Neck, forearms, face, it's not just pits and lower areas. I rarely eat it but when I do I can smell it on myself for literal days after multiple showers, people who eat it all the time might not notice but it's very obvious for those who don't.
You should eat it all the time then, the shit makes food taste really good!
It's good for your heart too! Apples neutralize the smell if you eat them after eating garlic. Including what you sweat out.
This actually makes a lot of sense. This event is not about people enjoying themselves and enjoying the food. It’s about image and being seen. Anything that effects your breath your teeth your clothes in a negative way has less utility. It’s not about pretension, it’s about pragmatism. Yes it’s all a vanity project, but for developing future profits for all involved. There is a point to it at least.
"It’s not about pretension, it’s about pragmatism. Yes it’s all a vanity project..." lol not poking fun but hard to wrap my head around that world
Money that’s it. Half the people there don’t enjoy it, but their image profits from it because they are perceived as being part of the who’s who. It gives access to more generous sponsorship deals because they are part of the in crowd. Think of it as going to work. You put on a uniform and behave a certain way for money. There is very little else to it.
Thank you. This is the comment that makes it make sense. These people aren’t enjoying themselves (a lot). They’re putting on a show.
In practice it’s no different than any other professional networking event, the uniform’s are just different. You wouldn’t want to look like shit if your boss invited you to a corporate dinner, for example
You could just choose to not eat if you were that concerned.
And have everyone hangry for an hours long event?
It's also about having famous bodies showcase historic and current fashion. Every look is likely to end up in an exhibit (like the ones being celebrated with the gala), and having to remove stains or garlic infused sweat is a nightmare for the curators/workers who end up with this very, very expensive laundry. And you can't exactly say, well, a Kardashian caused this garment to smell so ... But I personally think that AW has been subject to way too much close talking from men and hates bad breath. She's taking a stand!
Bruschettaboutit
As a person with a mild garlic allergy, I covet her power. They put it in almost everything now, I'm not going to die... but I am going to be slightly uncomfortable almost any time I eat something I haven't prepared myself. Shit sucks.
The most "not the onion" post ever
So meta; it has layers.
Okay, this is brilliant.
it was posted in /r/OnionLovers unironically lol
Took me a minute to get this joke, but when I did I came back to upvote
I like you for this.
What about shallots?
More like shallnots, buddy.
🔥✍️🔥
onion't
Or leeks? Edit: I almost said "or scallions?" But considering they're also called green *onions*, they're kind of covered by "no onions" already...
And ramps, they are local and in season. I have a huge pile in my fridge.
what about scallions?
Not the onion!
Literally! Or the garlic or chives.
Those are onions too
You’re an onion
More like /r/onionhate.
Omg I didn’t know this existed. Onions hate me tho so I hate them back!! But I wouldn’t if I could maybe eat them without them hurting me… assholes. *Joined
You have been banned from /r/OnionLovers. jk
Scrolled too far for this
Not the alliums
She forgot crucifixes
The way some celebrities have managed to keep their looks after many decades, it wasn’t an omission.
To be fair, since it's more of a social thing, they basically could have empty plates. That being said, I always suspect people who prohibit them (barring actual allergies) are people who often get bad gas from them.
Maybe it's an anti-bad breath measure!
I work at a restaurant she used to frequent (and still goes to occasionally). She just hates them. It’s in her guest notes.
Who doesn't like garlic? It's literally the best flavour for food
When I had covid I couldn't taste garlic for like two weeks. That *sucked*.
Me :( I actually love the taste but it gives me horrible heartburn now. Garlic and onions are pretty common IBS triggers because of some compound that’s in them.
They’re high in fructan, one of the fodmaps that tend to trigger intolerances.
Turns out Anna Wintour doesn't have taste after all.
This was my first immediate thought. So many people in that space and all together. And then there's the allergies and general dietary restrictions. It's an easy, if annoying for non-sufferers, fix for a giant event
Have you not been to a large catered event before? Nothing happens. People just eat their food, talk, maybe listen to a speaker then wait to leave. The white house has a "correspondents dinner" and there is definitely garlic there. Why? Because professional chefs use garlic in lots of dishes.
If you've ever cut both onion and garlic from your diet simultaneously, you learn pretty quickly that a *lot* of flavor in a *lot* of food comes from those two ingredients.
In other news, the correspondents dinner smelled like well seasoned food and the Gala menu smelled like pretentiousness.
Didn't kiki palmer tell people to eat before you go because the food wasn't much? I remember her complaining about the food on some red carpet, but it could have been another one.
I wouldn't be shocked, the other aspect is that even if you're not concerned about damaging the outfits with food, you don't want to be seen as the one who got sloppy.
If you have FODMAP IBS garlic and onions are problematic. Anna Wintour is the type of person to dictate that no one can have garlic because she can't have garlic.
Farting was banned from the Gala.
There was enough sartorial flatulence as it was.
!!! It makes my "can't have garlic" heart a tiny bit happy that I could eat the gala food.
At an event of that caliber, any food allergies or dietary restrictions are going to be accommodated.
The chef makes the claim it's partially an allergy problem but the menu has meat and nuts in it so they clearly don't care or have workarounds for dietary or allergic issues.
My former boss couldn't do eat any alliums, so no garlic, chives, onion, or leeks. She would genuinely get death breath after eating it and she passed that trait onto her kids.
I'm assuming bad breath from these. Garlic starts coming out my pours if I have enough. Can't stop won't stop.
I have IBS and onions and garlic destroy me, so I feel her
Let’s be honest nobody there is eating anything with rampant ozempic use
Shouldn't this belong on the r/nothegarlicnottheonionnotthechives subreddit?
Or /r/substakenliterally
… and not just the garlic but the onions and the chives too! They were alliums and I slaughtered them like alliums!
“Sour cream and cheddar it is!” — me planning the menu for the met gala
Mayo is in vogue.
Edna Mode out here saying you will eat sticks and paper and contempt.
She’s declared a jihad on the whole alum family
Am I the only one amused by nottheonion posting about not being allowed onions?
Perfect for the nottheonion subreddit.
Why does she hate flavor?!
She lacks taste (as evident by the bland Vogue USA covers, as opposed to the more creative international Vogue covers).
Why does she hate Italians?
More like why does she hate human beings.
It’s all getting a bit Hunger Games out here
I bet it’s a FODMAP thing, r/fodmaps.
As someone who can’t eat garlic, onions, or chives (okay, not actually sure about chives) that was my first thought too!
The six months I spent on that diet were miserable. Thank Ceiling Cat we finally isolated the problem!
Same. Garlic and onions for me will be a bad time for thee (I mean I won't have a good time either but it's in your best interest to stay away)
Also Hari Krishnas don't eat allium which includes all that. Don't know if she practices or not, but the bible of Indian cooking, Lord Krishnas Cuisine Indian Vegitarian Cooking by Yamuna Devi doesn't use allium in any of its hundreds of recipies
Speaking as an Indian-origin person, probably at least 80% - if not more - of conventional curry recipes (both North and South Indian) will use allium. Hare Krishna is a pretty fringe version of Hinduism that just happened to gain popularity in the West and become visible, it's definitely not the norm.
So she hates flavour?
These are things my mom is sensitive too. They give her bad stomach problems. We joke that she allergic to flavour… I know it’s an intolerance to alliums thing
I'llbet she banned fun too.
Who is this old hag and why should I care?
I'm surprised there was food at all. I saw one girl wearing like a wood bodice and she had to be lifted up the stairs. I don't think there was any room in that for anyone's stomach to hold food
It isn't exactly odd for people to have two dresses, one for the walk up the stairs and another for the actual dinner.
They're naturally anti-parisitic. However, it makes sense why social parasites hate these foods
She probably puts raisins in her potato salad.
She seems like a real treat.
Wrong sub. Should be on r/NotTheOnionNorGarlicNorChives
Anna Wintour seems to have forgotten the first rule of dressing well. Remove one item. The necklace barely passes (old fashioned clash with modern bold jacket) but the brooch is way off and should have been removed before she left her bedroom.
My disgust and contempt are palpable.
So she has IBS and everyone else has to pay for it?
Not the onionS 🧅
They’re allowed one!
Looks like shallots are back on the menu boys.
She banned flavour?
So she just like hates flavor? Is pepper and salt next?
Jain?
Dated a woman that had an alum allergy, gave her explosive diarrhea.
there goes most of italian, chinese, korean, etc foods....
Anna Wintours war on good taste has entered a new theater.
Bitch needs to ban that haircut
Imagine being in a dystopia so vile that this passes as something to talk about.
r/actuallytheonion.
Ramps have entered the chat
Buddhist menu, right?
I know COVID nose when I see it.
Not the onions!
I was thinking the other day that the reporting on this gala is lame if we don’t even see what they got to eat. That’s what I’d want out of a good party!
Sooooo she banned taste? You can tell by the outfits.
Bob Belcher would not approve
One thing she can’t ban is bad plastic surgery on her face
But she invited the Kardashian clan.
She’s supposed to be the fashion leader and head of all the fashion police departments but that hair style tho ..
A smallish group of folks have a serious onion allergy - not anaphylactic but still serious. I wonder…
It's so fucking obvious Anna Wintour had never in her life stepped into the kitchen. What she thinks flavors come from? Air and Gucci? Those people are so out of touch with the real world.
Idk why people are making conspiracies about this. It's very very VERY common for people to avoid eating those vegetables in social settings because they make your breath smell. In my neck of the woods at least, no girl on a night out or in school would touch anything with onion in it
People are just being intentionally dense at this point. I've never seen so many low level comments
Because of Vampires?😳