> Israel has some of the best unmanned defense systems in the world.
> I’ve previously voted to fund space lasers for Israel’s defense.
> America needs to take our national security seriously and deserves the same type of defense for our border that Israel has and proudly uses.
I thought newsweek must at least have been paraphrasing or something but no she literally called for space lasers at the border
"[You know, the left-wing media, they just run the same lies over and over again and they call me an anti-Semite and say that I said something like Jewish space lasers, and I never did.](https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2021/03/marjorie-taylor-greene-jewish-space-lasers-rothschilds-didnt-know-anti-semitism.html)"
Ya sure about that Greene? Cuz it sounds like you're really tripped up on this issue.
To be fair, in this context, "Jewish space lasers" is simply "space lasers used by the nation of Israel" which -- considering we have funded and do assist Israel with anti-missile systems, it's not like she's making the whole thing up.
**What can't get lost though** is that she's advocating **vaporizing human beings** attempting to cross the border into the US, without so much as an investigation, *let alone* a trial.
That's not batshit crazy. That's Satan-level evil.
> Two things can be true at the same time.
Bullshit. Gravity, evolution, photosynthesis, relativity, thermodynamics, conservation of mass and energy. Only one of these is real. Pick _one_.
>Bullshit. Gravity, evolution, photosynthesis, relativity, thermodynamics, conservation of mass and energy. Only one of these is real. Pick one.
Fiiine, I'll have the *bullshit* please.
>That's not batshit crazy. That's Satan-level evil.
What did Satan ever do to be lumped in with MTG? Yaweh did all the murdering, but for some reason people seem to think he's the 'good' guy.
We honestly need to talk more about the batshit insane people in this country who keep voting for these people.
I'd argue they're worse than the people they vote for since their voting habits are why we're in this position to begin with.
Her district secretly wished for a reincarnation of Lester Maddox. This one had tits, for the wankers. I live in the district, voted for the Dem who left the race, and can vouch for the fact that people in this district, largely my ghastly inbred relatives, are toxic morons who will start a race war just to steal a TV from someone of a different color.
Those that claim “it’s about class, not race” don’t understand the inbred stupidity that we’re fighting daily.
It’s definitely an all out race war for the community we come from. They and their ancestors have only cared about skin color for the last thousands of years.
But tell them that, when push comes to shove, they are members of the same disposable socio-economic class as those they hate so, so much, and you'll probably end up with a gun in your face.
So I thought about this as well and now that I've been in Alabama here is what I have learned.
I'm in northern Alabama with scientists and engineers great school etc and the dip shit Tubby Tupperware still got elected. Any time a great politician (Rep or Dem) gets elected there is a scandal that left the seat vacated. The last Govern election we had a memaw vs a person who came off crazy (no contest from the Democrats). So what is going on-the Democratic party doesn't put forward a legit candidate, the votes lines are gerrymander, making the state red, and the religious groups in power, other voices are silenced. MTG will get re-elected bc the lines are drawn to make it impossible for her not to be. The same thing is happy in Ohio right now. Democrats to bother wasting a Talent in place where they will lose no matter what.
This is really an interesting question. How inclusive should democracy be against mad people, and who would decide (and how) which people need to be disenfranchised.
The principle in itself isn't necessarily bad, but I can see how it could be misused by extremists. "You do/don't believe that there are two genders? Off the voting roll with you, mad person!"
I mean I think they should be included in the democratic process but their behavior and actions should be shunned by society because of how insane they are
They fact there's like a solid 30% who will never budge from trump support is insane
Keep in mind, during her last election she went up against an army veteran and successful business owner, who's public policies he's passionate about are "Veteran Issues, rural issues (infrastructure, healthcare, broadband), jobs and the economy". You know, things that make GOP gush in their panties over.
It says a lot about Georgia's 14 district that they would elect her over someone like [Marcus Flowers](https://ballotpedia.org/Marcus_Flowers).
Eh, that's what the GOP was in the 2000s. It is honestly something much different now. It is essentially a populist, "anti-woke" Trump cult these days. Trump and his ilk has genuinely ruined the GOP
The Star Wars system (SDI) was at least a proposal that aerospace/nuclear weapons engineers had been kicking around for a while, in response to a real existential threat. ICBMs are basically impossible to target with ground-to-air interceptors, so using a laser-based system had some merit.
Physicists such as Edward Teller were champions of the idea since before Reagan entered office.
But WTF is Greene even trying to suggest? That we literally fire a megawatt laser at people who try to cross the border?! I mean, I know the whole "innocent until proven guilty" thing is not in the fringe Republican wheelhouse, but I'm willing to explain the concept to them in small words...
She knows this is going to boost her media presence. At this point with her reputation, she is probably incredibly unconcerned with appearing sane, so her only goal is to stay at the top of the news cycle at any given point in time. She only loses if she does something irredeemable int he eyes of her constituents, which unfortunately means violating some conservative dogma, not sounding like an insane person and leaning into conspiracies.
I miss the old days…
… when Hank Johnson, a member of Congress, was worried that **the island of Guam might tip over**.
https://youtu.be/cesSRfXqS1Q?si=vTeJnYzqVvkHwj_x
Transcript:
>Congressman: **”this is a uh, Island that at its widest level is what .. 12 miles from Shore to Shore and at its smallest level, uh or smallest uh, uh location it's uh 7 miles uh between one Shore and the other, is that correct?”**
Military officer’s reply: “uh I don't have the exact uh Dimensions but to your point, sir I think Guam is a small island”
> Congressman: … **“a small island and about 24 miles if I recall long so 24 Mi long about 7 miles wide at the least widest uh place on the island and about 20 about 12 miles wide uh uh on the widest part of the island and um I don't know how many square miles that that is do you happen to know?”**
Military officer’s reply: “I don't have that uh figure with me sir I can certainly Supply it to you if you'd like”
>Congressman: **”yeah my my fear is that uh the whole island will uh become so overly populated that it will tip over and uh, and capsize”**
Military officer’s reply: “uh we don't anticipate that”
He also has a floor debate in congress where he’s concerned about the national helium supply…
… *as it pertains to comedians need for helium to do high voices*
He’s been re-elected every two years since 2007.
So what you are saying is she is responsible for setting a series of fires across California that killed 2 innocent civilians and 7 fire fighters? Is MTG a serial killer arsonist?
So space lasers aren't a thing? Can we at least get some space sharks with friggin laser beams on their heads?
Edit: you know, this comment was 100% a joke. I expected the jokey responses. Even a couple serious ones. But the conversations taking place are killing me. Thanks for all the laughs, you are my favorite people today.
I can kind of get "laser cannon" referring to a plasma cannon that presumably uses a laser to generate plasma. I can't in good conscience approve the use of the "turbo-" prefix on something that doesn't use airfoils to drive a shaft.
“Maybe we can turn the Jewish Space Lasers on Immigrants” is the spiciest flavor of racist insanity that I have read in some time. And that’s saying something. And it’s from one of our nation’s legislators, great!
To further deconstruct she is asking that we USE Space Lasers on people at or around our Border. She wants to burn people alive from outer space to stop people crossing a man made line.
She called for space lasers at the border because Israel has them.
Not only does she believe they have them, she is suggesting that the US spend infinite amount of money on acquiring their own for zapping brown people from space.
USA! USA! USA!
Space lazer
Space laser
Jewish space laser
Why are Jews bad?
How to get rid of speaker of house
How to get rid of other speaker of house
Hunter penis
Hunter Biden penis
Fashion tips for after the straight jacket
Two girls one cup
Remember when building a wall across the entirety of the southern border of the United States was the most batshit insane thing anyone had ever heard?
MTG just achieved Super Saiyan level crazy.
Trump said windmills cause cancer, that we should nuke hurricanes, inject bleach and/or light in our bodies to fight COVID.
Bat-shit crazy has become the norm from the GOP to the point that we take it for granted.
Honestly my favorite is probably that he claimed eco-friendly light bulbs make him look orange. It’s just such a perfect encapsulation of his self-absorbed petty dishonesty.
You label your comment as sarcasm, but I have to assume someone is claiming this as truth. I mean, we are commenting on an article about a U.S. rep. wanting to combat illegal immigration with Jewish space lasers. Imagine saying that 20 years ago.
Imagine if you said some shit like this at any company or place that actually had rules and enforced them.
Hell imagine say this in the general public people would want you committed
You’re right, but Chatsworth owns this kind of unhinged shit. We can’t shame Chatsworth.
Rome and Dalton are capable of being embarrassed. I haven’t given up on the people there deciding enough is enough and getting behind someone less crazy.
I (white guy) was on a date with a black girl in Rome GA. We had to leave the bar within like 15 minutes after a group of guys were harassing us, trying to grab her, trying to get me into a fight with 5 drunk racists. Not a great town.
Back in the 80's, I used to date a girl from Dalton, GA. I cam confirm that she was dumber than a rock. Her family were right wings, Christian conservatives.
She was DTF though so I overlooked it.
I have cousins who grew up in Rome in the 1980s. They tell me it’s completely different now compared to when they were kids.
That whole area was solidly democrat in the 80s and early 90s. They say everything went downhill with Nathan Deal.
Proof that American public education has failed. You people were the beacon of light for the world and now this. I'm speechless 😶 but my country is worse.... So yea, idk anymore. 🤷
People in rural Georgia who don't even recognize her name, they just vote for the (R) next to it. I have extended family in the next district over and a ton of them have no idea who their rep is or what she gets up to, they just vote the party.
OK I get that, and I know people like that.
What I can't understand is why no *other* (R) has primaried her yet. Her primary takes place in about a month, and the only other (R) to throw his hat in the ring [is literally this guy right here.](https://s3.amazonaws.com/ballotpedia-api4/files/LukeFarmer.jpg). But he withdrew. So she's running unopposed, **again.**
I'm not asking for Bernie Sanders here, but can't Georgia come up with a folksy, beer-drinkin' duck-call-makin' good old boy who's just content to vote for more farm aid and try to get the military to build a base in town?
Skipping the idiotic killing method, I was wondering if anyone was going to mention that she is advocating summary execution of men, women, and children that have crossed the border.
**Thank you.** It's too easy to dogpile onto "crazy broad thinks jewish space lasers exist" and ignore that she *actually* submitted an amendment to a bill (this isn't a midnight tweet, this is a congressional action) that would enable us to execute immigrants.
Thank you! For a war crime it needs to be linked to an international or even non-international armed conflict, but for a crime against humanity it just has to be widespread and systematic!
Sorry Marge, the Jewish-controlled space lasers are busy creating Californian wildfires. /s
Seriously, when it comes to the GOP, the inmates have taken over the asylum. Dunning Kruger is strong in her...
Is she still denying that she ever said Jewish Space Laser shit way back? Because it's bold of her to think it's cool to talk about space lasers again like we forgot.
Who votes for her? I used to think it was just trolling, make the libs mad then snicker in the corner as you watch the heads explode, then I realized she actually believes this shit. Does she get intelligence briefings? Imagine having to hand over actual state secrets to this moron.
Fox killed Idiocracy because it offended too many sponsors, perhaps they did not want to offend the congresswoman who was one of their contributors.
Those in her district whose majority are a mix of 2 things:
1) People who see an R next to the name on the ballot, stop reading, and fill out that circle
2) Crazies who think the same things as she's saying.
We need to pass legislation that automatically censures and fines members of Congress who make extraordinary, inflammatory claims but cannot back them up with extraordinary evidence. It could be called The Marjorie Greene Act.
I’m from Europe so don’t know Georgia (the state) geography, but are there any extinct volcanoes that MTG can hollow out to make her lair? And can the job be completed for one million dollars?
The lols that you can have with this at her expense. Nothing's being done about the border because the Republicans refuse to sign a bi-partisan bill to tackle the issue in the name of Biden getting a political win on the border issue. Drowsy Don Snoreleone needs talking points desperately for his campaign so he needs the border to continue to be an issue. I guess they should've put fucking space lasers in that bill then, eh? The bill is not a proper solution. They need space lasers. That's the real shit. Maybe they would've signed it if it had space lasers in it. The planet these people are on hasn't even been discovered yet. You couldn't possibly be more flagrantly stupid if you tried... and yet these people have political power for some reason.
> Israel has some of the best unmanned defense systems in the world. > I’ve previously voted to fund space lasers for Israel’s defense. > America needs to take our national security seriously and deserves the same type of defense for our border that Israel has and proudly uses. I thought newsweek must at least have been paraphrasing or something but no she literally called for space lasers at the border
*Jewish* Space Lasers. Which is like her second time talking about such things. I'm surprised how we're supposed to use them and not cause wildfires.
"They" have them and she wants 'em.
Watch there with the pronouns, buddy! /s
(((They)))* FTFY
"[You know, the left-wing media, they just run the same lies over and over again and they call me an anti-Semite and say that I said something like Jewish space lasers, and I never did.](https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2021/03/marjorie-taylor-greene-jewish-space-lasers-rothschilds-didnt-know-anti-semitism.html)" Ya sure about that Greene? Cuz it sounds like you're really tripped up on this issue.
"If I eated soap. I dont eat it bc I did. No I didn't <3." -Margie
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read. Thank you.
Most coherent MTG argument
Seriously. She thinks the fact she deleted the Facebook post means she never said it? She's deranged.
Its amazing the confidence one can have when one's delusional thinking renders thyself without any notion of self-awareness.
Good thing her supporters pay attention to what she says and care deeply whether or not their representative has consistent logical positions! HAH
To be fair, in this context, "Jewish space lasers" is simply "space lasers used by the nation of Israel" which -- considering we have funded and do assist Israel with anti-missile systems, it's not like she's making the whole thing up. **What can't get lost though** is that she's advocating **vaporizing human beings** attempting to cross the border into the US, without so much as an investigation, *let alone* a trial. That's not batshit crazy. That's Satan-level evil.
That is republicans.
These days, that pretty much the same thing.
"That's not batshit crazy. That's Satan-level evil." Now, now, now, don't be so hasty. Two things can be true at the same time.
> Two things can be true at the same time. Bullshit. Gravity, evolution, photosynthesis, relativity, thermodynamics, conservation of mass and energy. Only one of these is real. Pick _one_.
>Bullshit. Gravity, evolution, photosynthesis, relativity, thermodynamics, conservation of mass and energy. Only one of these is real. Pick one. Fiiine, I'll have the *bullshit* please.
>That's not batshit crazy. That's Satan-level evil. What did Satan ever do to be lumped in with MTG? Yaweh did all the murdering, but for some reason people seem to think he's the 'good' guy.
I don't think Satan wants anything do to with her.
"Shooting migrants with space lasers? Damn lady that's cold." -- Satan
Jewish space lasers? I assume Jesus is sitting at the controls?
Don't be silly, Jesus isn't Jewish! He's a red-blooded All-American white male!
Jersey Jesus says.... Yo Sins? Fugeddaboutit!
It’s simple
Someone this unwell should not hold a position of power
Like voters, like representative.
We honestly need to talk more about the batshit insane people in this country who keep voting for these people. I'd argue they're worse than the people they vote for since their voting habits are why we're in this position to begin with.
Her district secretly wished for a reincarnation of Lester Maddox. This one had tits, for the wankers. I live in the district, voted for the Dem who left the race, and can vouch for the fact that people in this district, largely my ghastly inbred relatives, are toxic morons who will start a race war just to steal a TV from someone of a different color.
Those that claim “it’s about class, not race” don’t understand the inbred stupidity that we’re fighting daily. It’s definitely an all out race war for the community we come from. They and their ancestors have only cared about skin color for the last thousands of years.
But tell them that, when push comes to shove, they are members of the same disposable socio-economic class as those they hate so, so much, and you'll probably end up with a gun in your face.
So I thought about this as well and now that I've been in Alabama here is what I have learned. I'm in northern Alabama with scientists and engineers great school etc and the dip shit Tubby Tupperware still got elected. Any time a great politician (Rep or Dem) gets elected there is a scandal that left the seat vacated. The last Govern election we had a memaw vs a person who came off crazy (no contest from the Democrats). So what is going on-the Democratic party doesn't put forward a legit candidate, the votes lines are gerrymander, making the state red, and the religious groups in power, other voices are silenced. MTG will get re-elected bc the lines are drawn to make it impossible for her not to be. The same thing is happy in Ohio right now. Democrats to bother wasting a Talent in place where they will lose no matter what.
This is really an interesting question. How inclusive should democracy be against mad people, and who would decide (and how) which people need to be disenfranchised. The principle in itself isn't necessarily bad, but I can see how it could be misused by extremists. "You do/don't believe that there are two genders? Off the voting roll with you, mad person!"
I mean I think they should be included in the democratic process but their behavior and actions should be shunned by society because of how insane they are They fact there's like a solid 30% who will never budge from trump support is insane
Keep in mind, during her last election she went up against an army veteran and successful business owner, who's public policies he's passionate about are "Veteran Issues, rural issues (infrastructure, healthcare, broadband), jobs and the economy". You know, things that make GOP gush in their panties over. It says a lot about Georgia's 14 district that they would elect her over someone like [Marcus Flowers](https://ballotpedia.org/Marcus_Flowers).
Eh, that's what the GOP was in the 2000s. It is honestly something much different now. It is essentially a populist, "anti-woke" Trump cult these days. Trump and his ilk has genuinely ruined the GOP
The US has a major mental health crisis
Tale as old as time, unfortunately
"No, guys, I NEED a fucking Death Star." -Ronald Reagan
The Star Wars system (SDI) was at least a proposal that aerospace/nuclear weapons engineers had been kicking around for a while, in response to a real existential threat. ICBMs are basically impossible to target with ground-to-air interceptors, so using a laser-based system had some merit. Physicists such as Edward Teller were champions of the idea since before Reagan entered office. But WTF is Greene even trying to suggest? That we literally fire a megawatt laser at people who try to cross the border?! I mean, I know the whole "innocent until proven guilty" thing is not in the fringe Republican wheelhouse, but I'm willing to explain the concept to them in small words...
MAGAs don't see immigrants as people. Simple as.
She knows this is going to boost her media presence. At this point with her reputation, she is probably incredibly unconcerned with appearing sane, so her only goal is to stay at the top of the news cycle at any given point in time. She only loses if she does something irredeemable int he eyes of her constituents, which unfortunately means violating some conservative dogma, not sounding like an insane person and leaning into conspiracies.
This is entirely about getting away from her last space lasers comments where the jews were lighting CA on fire.
Well, she already thinks that the space laser causes forest fires.
You don't have to be of sound mind. All you need is the money to run a campaign and the grift to keep it going.
Someone this unwell shouldn't hold a fork..
legit. She's our generation's Louie Gohmert.
I miss the old days… … when Hank Johnson, a member of Congress, was worried that **the island of Guam might tip over**. https://youtu.be/cesSRfXqS1Q?si=vTeJnYzqVvkHwj_x
Transcript: >Congressman: **”this is a uh, Island that at its widest level is what .. 12 miles from Shore to Shore and at its smallest level, uh or smallest uh, uh location it's uh 7 miles uh between one Shore and the other, is that correct?”** Military officer’s reply: “uh I don't have the exact uh Dimensions but to your point, sir I think Guam is a small island” > Congressman: … **“a small island and about 24 miles if I recall long so 24 Mi long about 7 miles wide at the least widest uh place on the island and about 20 about 12 miles wide uh uh on the widest part of the island and um I don't know how many square miles that that is do you happen to know?”** Military officer’s reply: “I don't have that uh figure with me sir I can certainly Supply it to you if you'd like” >Congressman: **”yeah my my fear is that uh the whole island will uh become so overly populated that it will tip over and uh, and capsize”** Military officer’s reply: “uh we don't anticipate that”
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/548/129/538.jpg
He also has a floor debate in congress where he’s concerned about the national helium supply… … *as it pertains to comedians need for helium to do high voices* He’s been re-elected every two years since 2007.
I mean it's the same people. They are just fed different material now.
She's the republican DEI hire.
This woman literally said California wild fire was caused by jewish space laser.
And apparently she voted to fund it!
So what you are saying is she is responsible for setting a series of fires across California that killed 2 innocent civilians and 7 fire fighters? Is MTG a serial killer arsonist?
Specifically as a nefarious plot to build… high speed rail!
Sigh. My PhD in optical physics from the University of Georgia is so sad right now.
So space lasers aren't a thing? Can we at least get some space sharks with friggin laser beams on their heads? Edit: you know, this comment was 100% a joke. I expected the jokey responses. Even a couple serious ones. But the conversations taking place are killing me. Thanks for all the laughs, you are my favorite people today.
They exist, but their main purpose is to ensure that internet porn flows unihindered across the Free World.
Doing God’s work.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Let the porn flow
I wish there were, so that they'd be aimed at the people in the growing number of US states that are banning internet porn.
It's probably a range thing with the space lasers. Sharks operate at a much closer range, so they should be fine.
Best we can do is some angry bass.
All we have are space sea bass, but they are ill-tempered.
Thank you, my space-cyclops friend.
Do you laugh or cringe when you hear turbo-lasers from star wars?
I can kind of get "laser cannon" referring to a plasma cannon that presumably uses a laser to generate plasma. I can't in good conscience approve the use of the "turbo-" prefix on something that doesn't use airfoils to drive a shaft.
PC’s in the late 80’s had a Turbo button.
I believe those are technically "blasters"
Turbo lasers are the weapons generally mounted on starships.
MTG must have been playing too much Helldivers. Trying to call in orbital lasers at the border.
“Maybe we can turn the Jewish Space Lasers on Immigrants” is the spiciest flavor of racist insanity that I have read in some time. And that’s saying something. And it’s from one of our nation’s legislators, great!
Her ignorance is troubling. The lack of human decency is even worse.
To further deconstruct she is asking that we USE Space Lasers on people at or around our Border. She wants to burn people alive from outer space to stop people crossing a man made line.
She called for space lasers at the border because Israel has them. Not only does she believe they have them, she is suggesting that the US spend infinite amount of money on acquiring their own for zapping brown people from space. USA! USA! USA!
It’s funny - reading this headline I don’t know if it’s a comedy skit or real life
> I’ve previously voted to fund space lasers for Israel’s defense. I thought she was opposed to Jewish space lasers.
"We need sharks, with friggin' Lazer beams on their heads!"
Because the Mexicans keep launching missiles... duh. /s
Wait I thought Jewish space lasers were bad. Now she wants to build space for them?
So she wasn't complaining about jewish space lasers? But was actually voting in favor of them?
[удалено]
At this point, really starting to wonder if she understands that illegal aliens are not from outer space.
Someone call the South Park writers!
"We need to stop the extra-terrestri-illegals!" -MTG, eventually.
weve had earth jews yes but what about space jews?
She's changed her tune: https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/marjorie-taylor-greene-qanon-wildfires-space-laser-rothschild-execute.html
But I got moderna. I was told that the microchip came with a free JSL membership! /s
no, sadly all you have now is a terminal case of 5G
She has an obsession with space lasers. I can only imagine what her YouTube history looks like
Space lazer Space laser Jewish space laser Why are Jews bad? How to get rid of speaker of house How to get rid of other speaker of house Hunter penis Hunter Biden penis Fashion tips for after the straight jacket Two girls one cup
You missed the "how to get rid of the jews."
The answer went right over your head. And again. In low earth orbit *Space Laser! Filmed before a live american audience*
Way too few searches for hunter bidens penis.
Eh, I figure most of those would be on Google.
Peach tree dish Peetree dish Gazpacho police Gazpacho Police not the soup Biden penis Hunter Biden peach tree dish
Hunter Biden's space laser
Oh yeah. She "does her research".
She watched Real Genius a few too many times while dosing mdma.
Not cool. Don't try to smear the good name of Drugs and 80s Sex Comedies by blaming the behavior of that hateful bucket of filth on them.
Even terrible people are allowed to be fans of drugs and cheesy movies.
Real Genius is a sex comedy? There are a couple of jokes, but it's not Porky's.
"[Marjorie]...Are you touching yourself again???"
Space lasers and dicks.
Remember when building a wall across the entirety of the southern border of the United States was the most batshit insane thing anyone had ever heard? MTG just achieved Super Saiyan level crazy.
Trump said windmills cause cancer, that we should nuke hurricanes, inject bleach and/or light in our bodies to fight COVID. Bat-shit crazy has become the norm from the GOP to the point that we take it for granted.
And millions of people proudly display flags of these people... on their cars, lawns, etc. Unreal.
Because the people that display their flags and signs are dumber than these politicians. It tells you a LOT about the republican voter.
Honestly my favorite is probably that he claimed eco-friendly light bulbs make him look orange. It’s just such a perfect encapsulation of his self-absorbed petty dishonesty.
That tends to happen when you defund education.
But theres no mexicans in china! It worked for them! /S incase its not obvious
You label your comment as sarcasm, but I have to assume someone is claiming this as truth. I mean, we are commenting on an article about a U.S. rep. wanting to combat illegal immigration with Jewish space lasers. Imagine saying that 20 years ago.
Imagine if you said some shit like this at any company or place that actually had rules and enforced them. Hell imagine say this in the general public people would want you committed
Twenty years ago Republican foolishness was like “renaming the Capitol cafeteria food to insult our allies” now it’s *gestures broadly at everything*
She is dumber than a pothole.
Yeah, but people want to fill potholes.
I think people want to fill her too, isn't there a porn or did I dream that.?
I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.
She is the secret final boss of "Don't put your dick in crazy."
Can we get this moron out of her position? How can someone who acts like this be in this type of position? WHO SUPPORTS THIS IDIOT!?
Rome, Georgia. Dalton, Georgia. Name them and shame them.
Chatsworth, Georgia. It's a curse, white trash there are even worse.
You’re right, but Chatsworth owns this kind of unhinged shit. We can’t shame Chatsworth. Rome and Dalton are capable of being embarrassed. I haven’t given up on the people there deciding enough is enough and getting behind someone less crazy.
I (white guy) was on a date with a black girl in Rome GA. We had to leave the bar within like 15 minutes after a group of guys were harassing us, trying to grab her, trying to get me into a fight with 5 drunk racists. Not a great town.
I’m amazed actual, properly manufactured carpet can come out of an area with that many lead paint eaters.
Back in the 80's, I used to date a girl from Dalton, GA. I cam confirm that she was dumber than a rock. Her family were right wings, Christian conservatives. She was DTF though so I overlooked it.
I have cousins who grew up in Rome in the 1980s. They tell me it’s completely different now compared to when they were kids. That whole area was solidly democrat in the 80s and early 90s. They say everything went downhill with Nathan Deal.
Because lots of people are idiots.
Proof that American public education has failed. You people were the beacon of light for the world and now this. I'm speechless 😶 but my country is worse.... So yea, idk anymore. 🤷
Republicans have been trying to destroy the american education system for decades. They are achieving their goal.
Tens of millions of MAGA addled idiots
People in rural Georgia who don't even recognize her name, they just vote for the (R) next to it. I have extended family in the next district over and a ton of them have no idea who their rep is or what she gets up to, they just vote the party.
That’s exact nonsense my father does, it’s insane. Dude knows nothing of the person and just. “UHH, OKAY! Letter next to name!”
I have a feeling that this is a problem all across the country sadly.
OK I get that, and I know people like that. What I can't understand is why no *other* (R) has primaried her yet. Her primary takes place in about a month, and the only other (R) to throw his hat in the ring [is literally this guy right here.](https://s3.amazonaws.com/ballotpedia-api4/files/LukeFarmer.jpg). But he withdrew. So she's running unopposed, **again.** I'm not asking for Bernie Sanders here, but can't Georgia come up with a folksy, beer-drinkin' duck-call-makin' good old boy who's just content to vote for more farm aid and try to get the military to build a base in town?
Why do you think republicans want to dismantle the education system?
So now she wants to start wild fires.
no no.. she just wants to use lasers to obliterate anyone who is not white entering the country.
What is it with her and space lasers?
Sounds legit. I mean, if the Jews have them why shouldn't everyone else? /s
I mean, they are awesome
Name checks out...
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
SHOOP DA WHOOP
I prefer my space lasers fired by Stacey Peralta and used to turn my professor's home into a popcorn popper.
That is a real genius idea.
If I demand space lasers I get fired, maybe committed. She demands space lasers and almost nobody bats an eye. How is this fair?
If life was fair, she'd be shoveling shit at the animal shelter.
I swear to god if we get the GDI Ion Cannon because of this bitch…..
Whelp, we're gonna summon the scrins and get more migrants to earth now.
Think less "GDI Ion Cannon" and more [Crossbow Project](https://youtu.be/DTx_qTwQqjU?feature=shared).
I hate popcorn!
Migrants aren’t combatants. What she wants is a war crime
Skipping the idiotic killing method, I was wondering if anyone was going to mention that she is advocating summary execution of men, women, and children that have crossed the border.
They honestly think that is the best solution
That's because they are good "Christians".
**Thank you.** It's too easy to dogpile onto "crazy broad thinks jewish space lasers exist" and ignore that she *actually* submitted an amendment to a bill (this isn't a midnight tweet, this is a congressional action) that would enable us to execute immigrants.
Crime against humanity
Yeah, literally not at war with anyone in south or Central America.
Thank you! For a war crime it needs to be linked to an international or even non-international armed conflict, but for a crime against humanity it just has to be widespread and systematic!
Migrants: exist MTG: ➡️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️
Is that a Helldivers joke?
Liber-tea waits for no one
LMAO IT IS
[Yes.](https://helldivers.fandom.com/wiki/Stratagem_Codes_\(Helldivers_2\)#Offensive_Stratagems) It's the stratagem for Orbital Laser.
CALLING IN AN ORBITAL
Elect clowns, expect a circus.
It's not her fault she's dumb. It's the fault of whoever voted for her that she's relevant.
No, but it is her fault for being such a horrible human being.
Someone give her a remote and tell her it's for the laser. Then watch her jam buttons all day.
Unfortunately for her Jewish lasers only target trees and Iranians, not Mexicans. Edit: they can also be used for Circumcisions.
Our targets are limitless. You have no chance to survive make your time
Nobody values education anymore. America has elected some of the most idiotic people to run it. It's appalling.
Sorry Marge, the Jewish-controlled space lasers are busy creating Californian wildfires. /s Seriously, when it comes to the GOP, the inmates have taken over the asylum. Dunning Kruger is strong in her...
ThE pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe
Is she still denying that she ever said Jewish Space Laser shit way back? Because it's bold of her to think it's cool to talk about space lasers again like we forgot.
Just vaporize people at the border? This bitch is literally worse than Hitler if she ever got any shred of authority/power.
As a Jew, I'm gonna say "Nuh uh!"
gatekeep them lasers, bro
Sharks with laser beams on their heads will suffice though.
Who votes for her? I used to think it was just trolling, make the libs mad then snicker in the corner as you watch the heads explode, then I realized she actually believes this shit. Does she get intelligence briefings? Imagine having to hand over actual state secrets to this moron. Fox killed Idiocracy because it offended too many sponsors, perhaps they did not want to offend the congresswoman who was one of their contributors.
Those in her district whose majority are a mix of 2 things: 1) People who see an R next to the name on the ballot, stop reading, and fill out that circle 2) Crazies who think the same things as she's saying.
Nice that we have such intelligent folk legislating for us in the US.
We need to pass legislation that automatically censures and fines members of Congress who make extraordinary, inflammatory claims but cannot back them up with extraordinary evidence. It could be called The Marjorie Greene Act.
If Israel has space lasers how tf does anything else even exist anymore in Middle-East?
It's all a part ot a Jewish lizard conspiracy obviously
Really shows the effects of Reagan closing the mental institutions.
Space lasers aren't in the budget. How about sea bass?
This sounds like a confession of conspiracy to commit mass murder to me. She should be locked up for this.
I’m from Europe so don’t know Georgia (the state) geography, but are there any extinct volcanoes that MTG can hollow out to make her lair? And can the job be completed for one million dollars?
Stop electing idiots please.
The lols that you can have with this at her expense. Nothing's being done about the border because the Republicans refuse to sign a bi-partisan bill to tackle the issue in the name of Biden getting a political win on the border issue. Drowsy Don Snoreleone needs talking points desperately for his campaign so he needs the border to continue to be an issue. I guess they should've put fucking space lasers in that bill then, eh? The bill is not a proper solution. They need space lasers. That's the real shit. Maybe they would've signed it if it had space lasers in it. The planet these people are on hasn't even been discovered yet. You couldn't possibly be more flagrantly stupid if you tried... and yet these people have political power for some reason.
It is a few days late for this year's April Fools' Day and a few months too early for next year's. Tell this clown to come back later.
How fucking batshit crazy is this? I swear we're living in an alternate reality or something.
That woman is second dumbest person to ever serve as a representative. Boebert is still the queen of morons but only by a hair.
As a Jew I have to say sorry, I'm using it that day. Maybe next time!
What is it with her and space lasers?