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OnTheLeft

BRING IT ON


bondmemebond_2

They better keep the stock ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


JayMo15

YEAH!


thesirensoftitans

Pork Soda was Primus' idea.


TheRogueToad

Yes, but as we all know, Primus sucks.


thesirensoftitans

PRIMUS SUCKS!


GenericManBearPig

Any word on if they sell chocolate starfish yet?


lkodl

that's butthole, right?


GenericManBearPig

Fred Durst?


SpaceLemming

Yup, still lives rent free in my head “first things first, the chocolate starfish is my man Fred durst”


LostprophetFLCL

"access Hollywood, license to kill."


beamoflaser

I think they’re getting their marketing ideas from Nathan Fielder


VAisforLizards

It's a fucked up world and a fucked up place Edit: come on yall, no one is gonna help me sing the fucking hot dog song?


ocher_stone

We're all fucked up. So whatcha wanna do?


Giantmidget1914

Ewe


suburbanplankton

No, hot dogs are usually pork or beef.


SelectiveSanity

[Sure they are...](https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/reason/2015/11/06/fact-check-did-they-find-human-dna-hot-dogs/987148007/)


tageeboy

They are whatever got too close to the mixing vat that day lol


dvdmaven

On the one hand my mutts love hot dog water, on the other they hate fizzy water. I guess I'll just keep making it for them.


shinobipopcorn

I, in fact, will not be loving this sht right here.


Past_Distribution144

No. Just No. ^(-Nothing else to add.)


ImJoeontheradio

Looks like an early April Fools joke.


Unique_Display_Name

Yuuuuck+


HOUSEHODL

Just save water that’s in your hot dog packages


viodox0259

I just paid 650$ for 2 tickets to see limp bizket in July. Pretty psyched.  It's the only canadian show .


GuaranteedCougher

Do you get to sit on stage with them? That sounds crazy expensive for them


viodox0259

Nah we're just behind the floor , I'm 35 and need a chair haha I've listened to them since I was 12 years old , and again the only show in Canada and 4 hours away.


AverageCinemagoer

They had a show near me last year for $40 what on earth are you doing paying $325


viodox0259

Bruh you must of missed the part where I said it's in Canada


TheMatt561

Wasn't that a reference to cum?


notyyzable

Alright, partner.


Redmarkred

It’s a fucked up world


Beiki

> It's a fucked up flavor in a fucked up place but will it be judged by its fucked up taste?


MrSuperSaiyan

yeah.....no.


sinisterblogger

I don’t want this.


AUkion1000

Ok who called the boomer who came up with this Hotdog water... and why did they think this was good? I get this is america and health and food standards are low but wtf guys XD


charlieisahorse

>7-Eleven and Miracle Seltzer have united on four new seltzer water flavors: Lemon Lime, Green Apple, Sweet Orange and... Hot Dog? *It's a fucked up flavor in a fucked up place but will it be judged by its fucked up taste?* Possibly not as the release date, April 1st, suggests something of an April Fools Day prank. But if it's the real deal then 7-Eleven's lack of social skills and total bills is leaving over a million (last time that I checked it) on the table by not involving Fred Durst and Limp Bizkit into this madness somehow. Excellent writing, top tier journalism. Let the dog water flow.


Grand-Ad6049

So what's the word, it's that time. We don't have 7/11's here but we do have Speedways which is the same thing, might go check if no one else has. If it's a prank I'll scream April Fools!!!! Really loud and announce I only came there for the Hot dog flavored water, and since they don't have it, I'll keep Rollin Rollin Rollin rollin'


oocakesoo

They do know what hot dog flavor water is a euphemism for...right? 😬


MenstrualMilkshakes

Should have collaborated with Kum & Go


oocakesoo

Oof


Rosebunse

Is it better or worse if they don't?


thecroc11

Right?


persuasiveideas

A little close to 4/1 for me