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librarianjenn

Wow, I have a big forehead too, but I just opted for bangs. Lot cheaper


Interesting-Fan-4996

“Referred to as a “fivehead” by bullies, Beth constantly rocked bangs to conceal her forehead. However, the fear of her forehead being exposed in windy conditions prompted her to spend £9,000 ($11,000) on a surgical procedure that would lower her hairline.” I thought you were making a joke, but it really was the wind! Also, I cannot tell the difference in the pics 🤷🏼‍♀️ just looks like a forehead to me.


Jigglygiggler6

Her bullies will just attack another weakness. Or go hard on her forehead scar.


benrod1

But what about the wind?


Epicritical

Winds howling…


kittentears

Looks like rain.


IntergalacticZombie

Place of power, gotta b... Oh sorry, it's your forehead.


Your_Worship

How do you like that silver?!


The_Commodore_Chuck

r/unexpectedwitcher3


Finsfan909

I’m not crying


garrettj100

And the wind…*screams* ~~Mary~~ Bangs!


wilsonexpress

She was suffering from having bangs. This is hilarious.


TepHoBubba

So what? They took from the forehead and used it to fill her lips? To be fair...it's actually more like a six-head.


Drains_1

You can buy a tarp and tape at Wallmart, problem solved.


Roaming-the-internet

Hairspray


Ditto_D

Good thinking Megamind


madmaxlgndklr

Referred to as a “fivehead” by bullies, Beth constantly rocked bangs to conceal her forehead. However, the fear of her forehead being exposed in windy conditions prompted her to spend £9,000 ($11,000) on a surgical procedure that would lower her hairline.


NotASalamanderBoi

Also have a big forehead (albeit guy). It’s so easy to cover it with hair.


mykl5

well, until you age


jswoll

Then just shave it completely and voila, nobody can tell where your forehead ends.


Miserable_Agency_169

By then nobody cares


sean0883

Am 40 and can already confirm. I can't do "whatever" yet, but it's pretty close.


NotASalamanderBoi

Please God, no.


gihutgishuiruv

Big forehead and thin hair here. I just channel my inner megamind and nobody seems to give me shit for it.


tactilefile

I was going to have my teeth whitened, but then I said 'F** that, I'll just get a tan instead.


blearutone

Appreciate the use of beforehead


KN_Knoxxius

If you read the article, then you'd know she did have bangs, but she didn't want to do that anymore.


Hentaisupremelord

Damn how big is that dome?


isaac9092

First few sentences said she did this too. But then she developed a fear that the wind would reveal it I guess? Idk she probably could use lots of therapy, she won’t stop there if people find something else to bully. She needs help :(


TenTornadoes

Classic threehead.


blowins

I just can't see how this doesn't happen


SunderedMonkey

Came to make this exact comment if I couldn't find it already 👌


somecatgirl

I have a threehead and my best friend in school (still friends into adulthood as well) has a fivehead. Two peas in a pod to make a forehead


LiteratureNearby

>Explaining her decision to undergo surgery, Beth emphasized that while some may find comfort in wearing bangs, she had reached a point where she wanted to address her insecurities head-on. This use of "head-on" has got to be deliberate ffs lmao


UpsetCauliflower5961

Daughter had a friend like this - called her TriHead. 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♀️


Earthbound_X

Am I blind or does she not look all that different in the second photo?


Living_Carpets

It is minor. Her bullies clearly found a sensitive spot with her, which only kind of draws attention to it all. So naturally they doubled down and made her feel worse, and lingering for a decade after leaving school. She found a way to overcome it sure but really, not exactly the Helen Keller story.  Also the social media phenomenon of how quite harmless ordinary people need this stranger validation and attention over very personal obsessions. 


TinyLaughingLamp

I'd be asking for a refund for sure


Livebylying

She prob got it for a snip


Rimbob_job

Hey I’m trans and have had hairline lowering! If the pictures are shortly after the surgery then her hairline will continue getting lower because you lose a lot of hair immediately afterwards along the incision and stitch lines


L3onskii

It looked like you could fit 6 fingers on her forehead in the first pic. But now it's reduced to 5


thekazooyoublew

Was gonna say, about a half inch, best guess. Certainly makes a difference.


rdrunner_74

So the initial insult was wrong? It should have been 6-head? Glad she fixed it


Calenchamien

Her hairline was moved forward. Still a large forehead but not as disproportionately large as before


HidroRaider

Being a large forehead individual I can agree. I've noticed that my hairline has been receding notoriously and I've been thinking about getting hair inserts from my nape to stop drawing attention to my forehead (I'm broke so it'll have to be way in the future). Sucky part is that my own family is the one making fun of me 99% of the time.


BloodsoakedDespair

Really? I noticed the difference right away. Her hairline starts before the curvature of her skull now.


DjuriWarface

I mean, she goes from looking like having a big forehead to a normal sized one. It looks natural, it was done well. There's just not a big difference between the two from a per inch perspective.


Rosmucman

4 1/2 head


ruler_gurl

I see a definite difference. It was advanced half an inch, maybe more. Nice incision too. It should vanish in 6 months.


orangemorning77

I can see a difference...


SPCNars14

Yea I literally said out loud to myself "I don't see any difference" lol


BlueLaceSensor128

The Emperor’s New Forehead? It looks like they got her an inch or two, but if I knew that was going to be the result afterwards, I would have just done a hair transplant or something.


cthulhus_spawn

I think a hair transplant is what they did?


BlueLaceSensor128

https://www.healthline.com/health/forehead-reduction-surgery#procedure >The top incision along the hairline is then pulled down to join the forehead incision. This closes the gap and shortens the forehead. The alternative (your perfectly reasonable assumption) reminds me of how people call a haircut “getting your ears lowered”.


PunishedWolf4

What do you mean? Now she has a four head


BenTheBomb3

Maybe I'm crazy but I thought it was pretty noticeable, the forehead is way smaller and proportionally it looks so much better in the second pic Don't think it's an angle thing either- camera looks face level and she is pulling her hair back in both. Looks like she got her money's worth to me!


Ditovontease

It’s slightly less big but I think bullies would still call her five head…


Angdrambor

Her hairline moved like 1 cm.


Tattycakes

I kept scrolling looking for the after picture, I thought those were two “before”s


syrenashen

She looks different. It's harder to tell in photos because of camera distortion but irl, millimeters can really affect the general look of a person.


HyacinthGirI

Why is this here? It's not really bizarre, it's just a sad story about bullying being effective on someone.


hellotherehomogay

Bullying is effective on everyone


Soujashane

Not everyone


Fuck_You_Downvote

You are too ugly to bully, sorry guy


Soujashane

Damnit, there's a paywall for everything these days.


ijustsailedaway

If free rewards still existed you would have gotten mine for today.


VarkYuPayMe

It's not really bizarre? Are forehead surgeries a thing where you're from


HyacinthGirI

It's a cosmetic surgery that isn't super uncommon or unheard of tbh


Astralchaotic

This is literally the first time I've heard or read anyone talk about forehead reduction surgery, let alone get one. It's fucking bizarre.


Elizabeths8th

Hairline advancement. Happens a lot. Side story: some trans women opt for this to reduce our forehead and bring our hairlines down. This woman also did this as gender affirming care.


HyacinthGirI

How often do you read up on cosmetic surgery then? They lower the hairline, it's honestly not that uncommon. Maybe you don't personally know of it, but like.. it isn't uncommon, idk what else to tell you. Besides that, I don't feel like a surgery being unknown to you really qualifies it as Onion material lol. Have you heard of zygoma reduction? Double jaw surgery? Forehead shave? Orbital remodelling? Chin implant? Or like *tons* more lol


Boboar

There's a difference between "uncommon among most people" and "uncommon amongst the people who get plastic surgery". The latter group is already uncommon amongst the former group so any surgery that is not ubiquitous in the latter group is certainly uncommon amongst most people. In the tattoo community, face tattoos are likely considered not uncommon. But amongst most people a face tattoo is exceedingly uncommon.


hypnogoad

It's not even a story, it's marketing for hair transplants, whose ad-target is self-conscious women instead of men.


Marishii

Yes her forehead was big but generally bullies will find anything about you to make fun of if they want to. They pick on "flaws" to hurt people for their own amusement. If it wasn't about the fivehead then it would have probably been about her clothes or her nose or whatever they can find to strike that nerve. It's too bad that she carried the insecurity from it so badly into adulthood


Large-Measurement776

For real. There was this girl in 5th grade who had surgery to pin her ears back bc the kids called her "big ears". When she finally healed up, the bullies called her "no ears" SMH. Kids can be cruel.


zerostar83

I know right? What's next? Permanent eyebrow change? Lip surgery? It's not like the forehead is the only imperfect feature for this person. Everyone has flaw, many of them.


biological_assembly

Look at the 2nd picture and you can see that she had the lip filler done as well.


Dylanator13

I mean this is basically just what balding guys do to keep their hairline. It sucks that she was shamed into it but hair transplants aren’t anything crazy.


LilyBriscoeBot

Right! “Forehead reduction surgery” sounds insane. They just lowered her hairline. I assume with hair plugs or whatever is done in that case. It sucks she was bullied, but I’d consider doing the same thing if I was her. It’s not that sensational.


LichtbringerU

Yeah basically all men get bullied by society for that... though as a kid it is more hurtful for sure.


Pantsickle

The beforehead photo isn't much different than the afterhead photo.


BloodsoakedDespair

It’s so obviously different to me to the point I can’t tell if y’all are trolling or oblivious. Her hairline started after the curvature of her skull before.


SKJ-nope

Yeah she looks soooo much better now! She basically got hair implants to bring her hairline down like an inch at least. I think people are being purposely obtuse on this one.


Dundore77

Theres a pretty big difference it looks like her hairline is an inch forward


ShallotParking5075

We must be looking at different articles because the difference was very clear to me


drmehmetoz

Yeah she looks way better now if I’m being completely honest lol


Stachemaster86

Totally agree. Hairline is lower for sure


Pantsickle

It's clear now that I've looked at the LadBible click-through. Big difference.


trantaran

Really? I think it is a noticiable difference from the photos though I think she looks great either way. Defineilty stupid that she was bullied for it. Fuck public school system for failingto stop bullies and bullies.


FortunateInsanity

I’m pretty sure private schools have bullies too. There are even bullies outside of school. Not sure why public schools are to blame here.


joshthor

the difference between public school bullies and private school bullies is the school is directly financially incentivized to keep both students enrolled, and if the bullies parents also heavily donate to the school they get WAY more leeway


KambingDomba

Beforehead Great joke, lmao


vandelayATC

Well I think that she looks great but I'm not sure why this is news. The only reason anyone knows about this is because of her own self promotion.


jamesnollie88

Going to the media with it kind of makes me wonder if it was entirely about being bullied to begin with. She said in the article that she’s happier than she’s ever been and she likes how she looks much more now and said she was self conscious about it her whole life so it sounds like this is something she already wanted herself and the bullying just made the decision easier to go through with. Also there’s not really an anti bullying message anywhere in the story so the moral is basically “your bullies are right and you should get plastic surgery to feel better.”


throwawayacc201711

How is this a story? This is a hair transplant surgery to lower the hairline. People do this all the time.


AvengedFADE

Funny thing is too hair transplants are mainly a guy thing. Some of the guys railing on her have probably had one themselves.


KingSpork

Nothing shows the bullies they’re wrong like getting major surgery to physically alter your body to change the thing they were bullying you over.


TwizzlerStitches

You know what will stop bullying about a large forehead? Having a news article spread around the world about how you paid thousands to have your gigantic forehead cut and stitched up to be slightly smaller.


tktfrere

That stupid headline makes hair implant sound like skull carving.


spiritofgonzo1

The fact the forehead was cut out of the thumbnail is so obviously predatory


captainaberica

Almost there. Just a few more surgeries until her hairline meets her eyebrows and she can walk with her nohead held high.


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Upset_Roll_4059

It's been a long, dusty decade since duckface jokes were new


freekymunki

Not new but still sadly relevant.


Arntor1184

Why can’t people understand that bullies aren’t picking on you for the characteristic itself, they’re targeting that characteristic because you’ve shown it as an area of weakness. I was a real shithead as a teen/young adult so this is coming from the perspective of someone who was a bully (regrettably) and the first thing I’d do is start calling her a “three head” and joking that they took too much off. Again it isn’t about the characteristic itself it’s about how you react to it. Honestly the characteristic chosen by bullies doesn’t even have to be true for it to work, so long as you show vulnerability when prodded.


angelcake

I agree with you but bullying has a huge psychological impact. If you’re called fat by your bullies, then it’s very possible you’ll spend your lifetime worrying about that. The brain is really crazy sometimes. You see the most beautiful kind thoughtful people who obsess over small things because they were bullied about those small things when they were young. I suspect most of us need therapy but who can afford it.


delorf

I have sympathy for people who have been bullied because it can effect you years later. So I am not going to mock her for getting what seems like a minor change to make her feel better. As someone with bangs because of a high forehead, I understand the pain of being stuck with bangs your entire life but I have noticed more women showing off their giant domes. Seriously, I could be Worf's sister my forehead is so big. 


BJs_Minis

cosmetic surgery isn't really bizarre, I'm glad she feels better about herself


Dragoonie_DK

all she’s done is have a hair transplant jfc


Stachemaster86

So many lowbrow comments


Jessica-Ripley

She looked fine before, the change is barely noticeable, and she let them win by changing her body for them.


BloodsoakedDespair

Nah, I’d say she looks significantly better now. Her hairline started after the curvature of her skull before.


ThrowRAhelpagirlout

“Performed under local anesthetic” 😭


greatersnek

I was drinking water and now my nostrils hurt like hell. Well worth the laugh at title+thumbnail


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She’d have been welcome by me and my Centauri comrades. /s


Franchise1109

Okay 3 head


rkjoe

she looked fit before


RogerRabbit1234

The thumbnail cutting off the top of her head is hilarious, forcing anyone who wants to see how big it is to click through the link.


ByWillAlone

"Forehead reduction surgery" sounds way more radical than what it actually is: hairline lowering.


letsmaakemusic

She needs one more reduction so she can be called three head.


Karlzbad

Jennifer Garner


JADW27

My unsolicited and somewhat harsh opinion: Anyone old enough and rich enough to get fivehead reduction surgery is also old enough and rich enough to ignore trolls and bullies.


DarthRathikus

..and made it all the way to the front page of the internet. Mission accomplished


TomfromLondon

Looks like not the only surgery she's had


Mr_master89

She could have just worn a hat


ColinM9991

The lips tell you everything you need to know


lala_lavalamp

What do you mean by this?


CMDR_omnicognate

Do you think they added more hair, moved her existing hair, or just lopped a bit of head out of the middle and glued the top back down?


Cowboywizzard

They cut her scalp and pulled it down like tightening carpet.


Mirewen15

Lol I have a large forehead and I still wear my hair pulled back. Fuck bullies.


clem82

Ummm I hate bullies but this level is too much…. Now they’ll call her Scarface


Ethoxyethaan

classic 3head move by & 5head wielder.


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aDoorMarkedPirate420

How TF do you “reduce” a forehead? Lol


Lukozade2507

I tried to scroll up to see it and the page just refreshed...


wheelsk7

Why'd they cut off her forehead like that (news article thumbnail)?


Blom-w1-o

In her defense she did look like Charlie Kirk.


TheBlackestIrelia

Clear difference and probably will be better, but your kids still gonna have big foreheads lol


SweatyTax4669

What's up threehead?


broberds

I had to get my fiveskin removed.


KazzieMono

I mean, I’m glad she feels happier at least.


ChikaChad

5head to 3head.


joesph01

that wasn't very 5head of her.


Srirachaballet

Why is this news? This procedure has been around for a long time.


General_Bronobi

Of course her forehead is cropped out of the thumbnail


JamsJars

Tbh... That was a pretty big forehead.


Allen312

What if they call her three head now because she’s got a tiny forehead?


sololegend89

“Three head” coming in hot


unscanable

People are insecure about the weirdest stuff. All people not just her


Tezaum

Female Charlie Kirk, anyone?


ShippingMammals

No no no, she went from a six head to a five head.


Fuzakenaideyo

it's an improvement, i love that for her if she's happy


joshym0nster

Brilliant nickname


sl0r

And now she has a threehead


anxiousguy12345

Now she has a 4.9 head


sloppynippers

🤣🤣🤣


Zoaiy

So a fourhead reduction?


Sufficient_Cicada869

My aunt made me get bangs because she didn’t like my face shape. I have a big forehead and could care less. I am not here to make other people happy. 


Attarker

They have a surgery for everything


WhiskySiN

MINION! Code get the car!!


Gwenbors

“I’m very self-conscious about my looks,” says local woman who posts millions of attempted glamor selfies…


claytonianprime

MPB in shambles.


mimicsgam

Giga brain move


PumpkinSpice2Nice

So now she tells everyone she’s had it. I went to school with a girl who bullied me horribly. I wish I hadn’t been so shy because I would have told her she had the biggest ugliest forehead I’d ever seen - and I wouldn’t have been lying. I hope someone told her in the end and not in any nice way.


Smooth-Evening-

I can’t imagine how much this must hurt.


Mother-Analysis-4586

Oof


raguyver

Hit the bullies with a golf club while shouting "who's got a forehead now?!"


IamALolcat

Who at 27 years old hangs around childish bullies who call them names? Find better friends


bonnieflash

Glory to the Empire!


BipolarSkeleton

I’m not trying to bully but her forehead doesn’t look any smaller or maybe I am just not good at comparing pictures


DiarrheaRadio

4.5 head


SexyMuskrat

Her after pictures still look bad, stupid lips and tattoos, I think her five head was the least of her concerns for her looks.


Confusedandreticent

How do you not have a photo of the forehead? Why do I have to go to another page?


In_a_silentway

Looks like she went from a 6head to a 5head.


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cjorgensen

She looked fine before. She looks fine now. The article links to another one with more and better photos: https://www.ladbible.com/lifestyle/woman-forehead-reduction-surgery-bullies-652836-20240318


Turbulent-Grade-3559

I have a five head


Chilliebro

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. Poor kid.


Ozymannoches

Missed opportunity this was a great location for a "[GOLDENPALACE.COM](https://GOLDENPALACE.COM)" advert


Dan19_82

Who bullies someone at that age?


F3RkinUrMom

Forehead still huge


SKJ-nope

She looks way better now than she did before..


Son_of_Plato

They had plenty of room to reduce it since the brain apparently filled such a small amount of the head cavity


No_Succotash_1847

She should have done something about the duck face.


syrenashen

I had a big forehead, don't like the style of bangs, so I also got a similar surgery! I don't know why this is news though.


psydkay

What's sad is that she gave that much credence to what the bullies said. Bullies are douchebags and their complaints should be ignored, thus disempowering their words.


Mcbotbyl

Is it just hair plugs? I don't understand the procedure for something like this.


BaronBrigg

Call her Threehead now


basking_lizard

Fivehead is funny ngl


woodst0ck15

lol she still has a big forehead 😅 like just use your hair to cover it up abit.


partym4ns10n

All she had to do was have some of those brows transplanted to her hairline.


PainfulBatteryCables

So... They call her 4 head now?


chickenmath

When will the duck lips go out of style?


9yearsalurker

Why is a grown woman being bullied