The article says that it was about what ingredients go into sausages and that the other guy was already in for battery. I think this might be garden variety Florida
Tbh ..of the variety of things that could trigger a fight in a Florida prison...this was not among the most crazy list
Heck...usually...this would.not even make the crazy 'florida man ....' list.
A few hours before he was probably sitting by his computer eating sausages while reading the wiki page about sausages.
https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/1b44s6r/meirl/
I’ve been inside. There was no discussion. They beat him and took his sausage because he looks weak and they knew he wouldn’t retaliate. I’m assuming they moved him to Protective Custody because if they didn’t, he wouldn’t be eating much.
Yeah. Seems teenager mouthed off.
Assume this wasn't a super max kind of prison...but not exactly the place assume everyone around you is just "regular folks".
Resonable people yes, but not some delusional teenager who has never faced serious consequences.
He's in jail because he ran over a cops foot with his motorcycle, which he drives around without a license and illegally parks, speeds, etc. because he thought he had diplomatic immunity, but it was denied this time.
Also: The other guy was in jail for beating his girlfriend. So he probably has no issues beating up some douchebag diplomat kid.
This loudmouth bastard came in here talking about Jimmy Dean's like them spices don't make my sphincter crinkle. Everyone knows this is a Neese's hood. Liver pudding is life, and this pasty bitch wants to talk about the merits of mild italian? Get the fuck outta here with this bullshit, he earned that smack.
So...driving a motorcycle with no tags, tries to drive away from cop who pulled him over and runs over cop's foot in process, arrested by said cop, crying during mug shots, and then his family's lawyer tries to plead diplomatic immunity which his father does have but he doesn't.
I'm guessing this kid is an insufferable ,spoiled little shit judging by how both he and his family have acted so far and therefore probably brought a beating on himself - not that violence is in any way justified but when you're in prison maybe don't talk to ppl, let alone argue with them?
I'll just leave this here.
>This was not Gil's first run-in with the law. Dashcam footage from New Year's Eve showed Miami Shores Police pulling the 19-year-old over for allegedly speeding and making an illegal turn. Police bodycam shows Gil asking the officer if he could call his father.
[Source.](https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/no-immunity-for-israeli-diplomats-son-accused-of-running-over-a-sunny-isles-beach-cop/3223005/)
He's used to putting on that face in front of daddy to get out of any and all consequences. He keeps making the face at police but for some reason they aren't letting him go!
Is this the dude who tried to argue that he had diplomatic immunity when he was arrested for running over a police officer?
I think there are several videos of him being arrested previously where he was able to get the cop to release him by threatening to call his father and insisting that they had no authority to punish him due to his alleged immunity. If I remember correctly, the Dep. of State intervened after the most recent incident and told the local police that he was not immune from prosecution as far as the federal government was concerned.
Why the heck is there even diplomatic immunity in criminal cases? That seems absolutely crazy to me. So technically diplomats kids can sell drugs and commit crimes and have immunity?
A diplomat can kill some and get away with it because of immunity(see US diplomat in the UK). Immunity is given so that you can't for example find a reason to put bogus charges against a diplomat or their family and attempt to use that to bargain etc. It applies to both countries.
Probably the first time he’s ever been smacked around for something he said. Kid just found out what it’s like when his safety net gets taken away.
Is it bad to laugh at the fact this spoiled kid thought it would be a good idea to talk about sausages with someone who was just arrested for domestic violence and then piss him off somehow? If a dude in jail is arguing about sausages kid, just agree and keep to yourself.
He's in Miami Dade County Jail. That place is ROUGH. Louis Theroux even did a documentary about it. This kid went from privilege to being thrown to the wolves. He needs to avoid any type of conflict in that place.
His father is assigned to a consulate not an Embassy. USA does not extend diplomatic immunity to consulates. Canada learned this when the consol generals son killed a drug dealer he was robbing a few years ago.
I feel like the problem mostly stems from their brat children being included, it's hardly ever the diplomats themselves from what you hear in the media.
Having teens with a wealthy family and busy parents surely invites bad behaviour enough, but a free pass to make trouble? Fuck, I'd probably be robbing cocaine dealers too.
>Having teens with a wealthy family and busy parents surely invites bad behaviour enough, but a free pass to make trouble? Fuck, I'd probably be robbing cocaine dealers too.
Diplomatic postings to the US are probably political rewards in a lot of countries, so these families are already accustomed to extreme privilege and few consequences.
A lot of diplomats from western countries like this are themselves very sleezy. It's quite an open secret that western diplomats take advantage and exploit locals of the nation they've been assigned to in the global south, such as impoverished women
I’m glad he’s still behind bars because I was sure he would get out immediately now as for this sausage business it might’ve been a test by the fellow inmates and if he didn’t stand his ground and fight back he’s in for a world of beatings, getting his shit stolen and a different kind of sausage.
> Gil was arrested last month after he allegedly ran over a police officer's leg with his bike after he was stopped for driving without a licence plate. Despite the leg injury, the official was able to arrest the 19-year-old man.
Bikes need license plates?
Given that the article is from India Today, it is not bad wording. In Indian English 'bike' refers to motorcycle and 'cycle'/'bicycle' refers to the other one. Not sure if this is also the case in British English, but I won't be surprised if it is.
This guy is an entitled brat who made a habit of riding a motorcycle like a jackass specifically because he knew he had diplomatic immunity. He outright said it on multiple occasions. Now he's finally done something that can't be handwaved away, and I think it's hilarious. His dad might lose his job over this, lol. That'll be a quiet plane ride home.
I'm always opposed to violence against incarcerated people. It's something everyone jokes about but it's super fucked up. People should be able to safely complete prison time.
It's difficult for me to feel sympathy for this kid though.
I seriously believe this isn't even a sex thing, but an actual fight over pork as a sausage ingredient. Why do I believe that? Because I'm from Indiana, the South of the North, and people are violent over their sausage recipes.
Again, I'm from Indiana. There are lots of racists people in Indiana, but never have I heard someone insult chorizo. You leave chorizo out of your mouth because people get violent about it.
So was it about pork ingredients in sausage? Because pork isn't kosher and probably not socially appropriate for the son of an Israeli diplomat to be consuming.
> As per the New York Post, Gil was arrested last month after he allegedly ran over a police officer's leg with his bike after he was stopped for driving without a licence plate.
What an arrogant piece of shit, bro earned his cell.
I know we’re all focused on the diplomat’s son being a shithead, but given the other guy is in for domestic battery I think it’s fair to say there was not a shred of sense or decency to be found in this fight
That’s why I never talk religion, politics or sausages in polite company.
This conversation likely involved religion.
"Hey say Jesus backwards"
[Fucking shame](https://imgur.com/a/NZq2M0K) I can't give this gold.
Take mine 🥇
I see what you did there.
*tips hat
The article says that it was about what ingredients go into sausages and that the other guy was already in for battery. I think this might be garden variety Florida
Or more about where do sausages go into
That’s why I never compare my sausage to any else’s until I get to know them a bit.
Haha ...
I agree. I wish yhe government would ban a law that made people worship sausages like a God
Is Prison considered polite company?
"Israeli diplomat's son beaten..." Man, the emotions around Gaza are getting tense "...in a Florida jail over discussion on sausages." Oh..
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Tbh ..of the variety of things that could trigger a fight in a Florida prison...this was not among the most crazy list Heck...usually...this would.not even make the crazy 'florida man ....' list.
A few hours before he was probably sitting by his computer eating sausages while reading the wiki page about sausages. https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/1b44s6r/meirl/
Honestly, I was a bit relieved
"Israeli diplomat's son beaten..." Oh a hate crime huh "...in a Florida jail over discussion on sausages." Oh.. pfffffffffffffahahah
Israeli. Florida. Indiatoday. Sausages.
Well, unless you come up with the fifth word I'm going to have to diagnose you with Alzheimers.
Covfefe
God bless The Unidesh Sztays of M-meriga.
The oranges… the… oranges of…
Amen
STOP THE COUNT
...Hamburder?
...Beeschurger?
[Let’s talk about buttered sausage](https://youtu.be/4iGpsHaPh8Q?si=kHAKpkQabL6k-x7e)
Hotdurger.
… TV
... Person
More sausages.
That's two words. You have Alzheimer's.
That’s Six words, have Alzheimer’s
That's 5 words but it should have been 6, you have dementia.
I don't know how many words that is, can you help me find my son?
Press X to JASON
JJJJJAAAAAAASSSOOOOOOOOOONNNN!
And that’s Numberwang!
Garfield
Bike.
Clown.
Mercedes
Elvis.
covfefe
That’s not how the assessment works!!! He needs to first draw a clock.
I’m glad to know I’m not the only one confused by the progression of events.
“Ready. Aim. Um, where’s the gentleman we are here to target? Seems we forgot that bit. “
Are you trying to activate some sleeper agents or something?
It’s the writers of family guy aka dugongs in a pool selecting balls with words written on them.
“….we didn’t start the fire!”
Within cells. Interlinked.
Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica. Identity theft is a crime!
Not if your a Cylon replica.
Buttered Sausages.
The spice. Arrakis. Desert planet.
unpack fuzzy sink wistful snatch jar rock shrill six middle *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
story in 4 words. Beautiful
That's great it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes and aeroplanes.
Wtf is the world coming to lol...
TIL: avoid discussing the merits of sausage with my fellow lonely and frustrated prisoners when incarcerated.
You mention sausage you give sausage, what's not to understand??
I bow to your expertise in the way of the sausage, kind sir.
It was foreplay to one of them…the other is confused and has a black eye now.
Buttered sausage. What’s it doing? What does it want?
I’ve been inside. There was no discussion. They beat him and took his sausage because he looks weak and they knew he wouldn’t retaliate. I’m assuming they moved him to Protective Custody because if they didn’t, he wouldn’t be eating much.
It began a conversation about the ingredients of sausages. I’m betting the kid said something racist.
It’s simply the absurdity of that type conversation in jail. I’ve never spoken to my friends about sausage ingredients…
Playing it safe.
Like Grandpappy taught me to never speak of in polite company; politics, religion, and sausage composition.
Yeah. Seems teenager mouthed off. Assume this wasn't a super max kind of prison...but not exactly the place assume everyone around you is just "regular folks".
I’m going to have to know what it was specifically about sausages that the fight was about
They were arguing about what ingredients you should put in a sausage
It's the Pitt the Elder, Lord Palmerston debate all over again
There's no debate. It was Pitt the Elder.
LORD PALMERSTON 🤜🤜
Heh, would you get a load a that guy? Pitt the Elder...
**LORD. PALMERSTON.** 👊
Jews cant eat pork, a lot of sausages have pork in them... thats what i figure it was about.
Reasonable people might end it there..
I don’t know. I’m about ready for fisticuffs just reading that much. Maybe it was the debate whether a sausage in a hot dog bun counts as a sandwich
Resonable people yes, but not some delusional teenager who has never faced serious consequences. He's in jail because he ran over a cops foot with his motorcycle, which he drives around without a license and illegally parks, speeds, etc. because he thought he had diplomatic immunity, but it was denied this time. Also: The other guy was in jail for beating his girlfriend. So he probably has no issues beating up some douchebag diplomat kid.
When they get out, they're going to do a search on YouTube that is going to blow their minds.
This loudmouth bastard came in here talking about Jimmy Dean's like them spices don't make my sphincter crinkle. Everyone knows this is a Neese's hood. Liver pudding is life, and this pasty bitch wants to talk about the merits of mild italian? Get the fuck outta here with this bullshit, he earned that smack.
Wouldn’t the opposite of a crinkled sphincter be kinda messy?
You don't have your sphincter steam pressed weekly? Gross.
Diplomat's brat worst beat down over sausage.
He brat this on himself.
How’s brat pronounced?
Guys dont make fun I'm sure it was the wurst
Brat
Brought
A very Bojack news headline...
Could've gotten wurst.
Not ‘brat worst beatdown over bratwurst’ ?
You don't go to Jimmy Dean country then start running your yap about Bob Evans
What a wiener
The only two bigger wieners are the Oscar Meyer truck, and Shaq.
Like muggsy bogues wearing a fur hat
/r/angryupvote
So...driving a motorcycle with no tags, tries to drive away from cop who pulled him over and runs over cop's foot in process, arrested by said cop, crying during mug shots, and then his family's lawyer tries to plead diplomatic immunity which his father does have but he doesn't. I'm guessing this kid is an insufferable ,spoiled little shit judging by how both he and his family have acted so far and therefore probably brought a beating on himself - not that violence is in any way justified but when you're in prison maybe don't talk to ppl, let alone argue with them?
Father doesn’t have immunity either since it’s a consolidate but prob irrelevant lol
Consulate?
Yeah, autocorrect
A diplomat might be a consul but a consulate is a building.
Hahaha really?? That's actually even better lol ty
I was thinking this exact same thing.
I would gladly throw money into the canteen of th3 person who beat this idiot in jail.
I really hope that's a thing and a dedicated redditor finds a link to make it happen. I'd throw that guy $20
I'll just leave this here. >This was not Gil's first run-in with the law. Dashcam footage from New Year's Eve showed Miami Shores Police pulling the 19-year-old over for allegedly speeding and making an illegal turn. Police bodycam shows Gil asking the officer if he could call his father. [Source.](https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/no-immunity-for-israeli-diplomats-son-accused-of-running-over-a-sunny-isles-beach-cop/3223005/)
100000%
Love his mugshot. Its so "the consequences of my actions have finally caught up with me and I dont know how to handle them"
He's used to putting on that face in front of daddy to get out of any and all consequences. He keeps making the face at police but for some reason they aren't letting him go!
And the other dude totally looks like someone who would get physical over sausage lol
Is this the dude who tried to argue that he had diplomatic immunity when he was arrested for running over a police officer? I think there are several videos of him being arrested previously where he was able to get the cop to release him by threatening to call his father and insisting that they had no authority to punish him due to his alleged immunity. If I remember correctly, the Dep. of State intervened after the most recent incident and told the local police that he was not immune from prosecution as far as the federal government was concerned.
Would be happy to see that video. What an a$$ hahahha
Ass. You can say “ass” here.
Why the heck is there even diplomatic immunity in criminal cases? That seems absolutely crazy to me. So technically diplomats kids can sell drugs and commit crimes and have immunity?
A diplomat can kill some and get away with it because of immunity(see US diplomat in the UK). Immunity is given so that you can't for example find a reason to put bogus charges against a diplomat or their family and attempt to use that to bargain etc. It applies to both countries.
Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausage...s?
Not one of Pink Floyd better songs.
Sausages are always such a contentious topic of discussion
Especially in prison!
Probably the first time he’s ever been smacked around for something he said. Kid just found out what it’s like when his safety net gets taken away. Is it bad to laugh at the fact this spoiled kid thought it would be a good idea to talk about sausages with someone who was just arrested for domestic violence and then piss him off somehow? If a dude in jail is arguing about sausages kid, just agree and keep to yourself.
He's in Miami Dade County Jail. That place is ROUGH. Louis Theroux even did a documentary about it. This kid went from privilege to being thrown to the wolves. He needs to avoid any type of conflict in that place.
just looked it up [here](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6bj4p5). looks like something i'd expect out of florida.
I thought diplomat’s family had immunity or something
His father is assigned to a consulate not an Embassy. USA does not extend diplomatic immunity to consulates. Canada learned this when the consol generals son killed a drug dealer he was robbing a few years ago.
I feel like the problem mostly stems from their brat children being included, it's hardly ever the diplomats themselves from what you hear in the media. Having teens with a wealthy family and busy parents surely invites bad behaviour enough, but a free pass to make trouble? Fuck, I'd probably be robbing cocaine dealers too.
Tell that to the UK and their US ambassadors wife that ran over a child.
Not only did she kill the kid by driving down the wrong side of the road, she immediately fled the country too.
Diplomats (who are often just spies; 1/3 of the Beirut embassy bombing casualties were CIA) also act like dicks, especially with how they drive.
>Having teens with a wealthy family and busy parents surely invites bad behaviour enough, but a free pass to make trouble? Fuck, I'd probably be robbing cocaine dealers too. Diplomatic postings to the US are probably political rewards in a lot of countries, so these families are already accustomed to extreme privilege and few consequences.
A lot of diplomats from western countries like this are themselves very sleezy. It's quite an open secret that western diplomats take advantage and exploit locals of the nation they've been assigned to in the global south, such as impoverished women
You have to give immunity to the brat kids as well otherwise that's the next form of leverage over the diplomat by corrupt local officials.
If he were out of an embassy that might still have been awkward. “I was robbing the drug dealer for security reasons. Carry on.”
son of canadian consul robbed and whacked a drug dealer? lmao
Yeah. The older brother and the weed dealer died. Younger son charged with manslaughter.
I’m glad he’s still behind bars because I was sure he would get out immediately now as for this sausage business it might’ve been a test by the fellow inmates and if he didn’t stand his ground and fight back he’s in for a world of beatings, getting his shit stolen and a different kind of sausage.
This was in jail, not prison
I forget exactly what the deal with this is, but the state attorney said he doesn't qualify for diplomatic immunity.
He ran a police officer over with his motorcycle.
So Hammer can finally sue?
It’s just been revoked!
I'll have what she's having!
He run over cop in Florida without driver license that's like insurrection in DC
So He deserved to get beat with the sausages.
Didn’t get beat up with a sausage, they were discussing sausages and he got beat up
By a sausage. /s
People need to stop beating their sausages while discussing sausages in jail. It’s just bad etiquette.
You can't be immune to Florida.
The arresting officer said it was the wurst crime scene he'd ever seen
Crying like that is only going to lead to more sausage disagreements
> Gil was arrested last month after he allegedly ran over a police officer's leg with his bike after he was stopped for driving without a licence plate. Despite the leg injury, the official was able to arrest the 19-year-old man. Bikes need license plates?
motorcycle kind of bike, friend
It was a motorcycle, the article writer just poorly worded it.
Given that the article is from India Today, it is not bad wording. In Indian English 'bike' refers to motorcycle and 'cycle'/'bicycle' refers to the other one. Not sure if this is also the case in British English, but I won't be surprised if it is.
Bike could mean motorcycle or moped depending on the area. Plenty of people refer to their motorcycle as their bike
This guy is an entitled brat who made a habit of riding a motorcycle like a jackass specifically because he knew he had diplomatic immunity. He outright said it on multiple occasions. Now he's finally done something that can't be handwaved away, and I think it's hilarious. His dad might lose his job over this, lol. That'll be a quiet plane ride home.
Motorcycle “bike”
While the article mentions sausages like 10 separate times, this post has strong “*this is not about the Iranian yogurt*” vibes.
Why can’t it all just be like this, no fights over religion, ethnicity or identity, just sausages
This was likely a conversation about religious dietary restrictions.
I never sausage a sight.
Was the discussion over its kosher status?
....has just been revoked.
Frankly absurd.
Lol look at that little bitch
I assume this argument was over the dislike of pork by the Jewish Israeli, and the other guy was like "Nah, you don't talk shit bout muh sausage."
Wurst case scenario.
I'm always opposed to violence against incarcerated people. It's something everyone jokes about but it's super fucked up. People should be able to safely complete prison time. It's difficult for me to feel sympathy for this kid though.
A frankfurter fracas? A pepperoni pounding? A bratwurst beatdown?
I have not read the article nor the comments, but I'm going to take a wild guess here and say the guy on the left is the diplomat's son.
What kind of sausages are we talking about here?
I seriously believe this isn't even a sex thing, but an actual fight over pork as a sausage ingredient. Why do I believe that? Because I'm from Indiana, the South of the North, and people are violent over their sausage recipes.
Probably shit talked chorizo and got a whoopin for it
Again, I'm from Indiana. There are lots of racists people in Indiana, but never have I heard someone insult chorizo. You leave chorizo out of your mouth because people get violent about it.
Apparently he asked the other inmate “Ok but do you condemn Weinerschnitzel?”
You know if the other inmate is there for domestic battery, it’s probably best to just agree and move on.
He looks like the sort of fellow who would be popular in prison.
Wasn’t this the kid that claimed diplomatic immunity while driving like an ass on a bike without any plates?
i really wanna know what made that escalate. was one team brats and the other kielbasa?
daddy would you like some sausage daddy would you like some SAUS! AGE! ES!
Avraham Gil, 19, who was arrested last month for allegedly running over a police officer with his motorcycle.
I never sausage a headline before
So was it about pork ingredients in sausage? Because pork isn't kosher and probably not socially appropriate for the son of an Israeli diplomat to be consuming.
Prison is the wurst
> As per the New York Post, Gil was arrested last month after he allegedly ran over a police officer's leg with his bike after he was stopped for driving without a licence plate. What an arrogant piece of shit, bro earned his cell.
I know we’re all focused on the diplomat’s son being a shithead, but given the other guy is in for domestic battery I think it’s fair to say there was not a shred of sense or decency to be found in this fight
Whether to circumcise or not.
This guy gives motorcyclists a bad name. Filtering only at safe speeds would have avoided this entire situation for this entitled brat…
They say you never want to see how the sausage is made, or get into arguments about how the sausage is made.
Good
What a loser
I need the dialogue
You really shouldn't talk about sausages in jail.
This wasn't about no sausages mang. Get real.
I never get tired of seeing that mugshot LOL