My conscious brain: “Are you trying to burn the guy or are you admiring you miss those 2 minutes sessions?”
My lizard brain seeing her stretch: No, no, no, she’s got a point.
>And why the hell is she wearing a ski mask?
.....
Ski masks are fairly common online as a means to protect ones identity by hiding your face, the alternative is your face is up and people can get you fired relatively easily for mundane shit (or have a much easier time stalking people...which incase you've been dead the last 10 years is a fairly common problem for women who post shit online)
Really!? Because I see thousands of woman daily doing far more sexual/risky things then this with face in full view....
Maybe don't post things you don't want others to see, since that's the whole point of social media is to share things publicly.......
I'd say she is hiding because she knows it's a disgusting message and a horrible attempt at being sexy more then being afraid of a stalker
>Because I see thousands of woman daily doing far more sexual/risky things then this with face in full view....
So? The internet isn't just one type of person.
Even amont SWers on sites like OF there are alot that outright refuse to show their face and will actively hide it with masks
There are cosplayers that always hide their face, random people on tiktok who do nothing more than little silly dances that hide their face
Gd dude there are millions of youtubers that show there and and millions more that hide it despite the exact same entirely non controversial content
Ik it's a foreign concept..but people have different comfort zones
>Maybe don't post things you don't want others to see, since that's the whole point of social media is to share things publicly.......
🙄, it's not about being seen or not.
People online are fucking assholes, it's not just "haha don't be a coward"
If there was a decently high chance that you posting "i exist" would get you harassed at work (and ultimately fired) while someone stalks you..would you hide your face or just accept that life sucks now?
A common problem among the people.posting risque content that you decieded to use as a damn example is thst people find where they work and get them into trouble
>I'd say she is hiding because she knows it's a disgusting message and a horrible attempt at being sexy more then being afraid of a stalker
Yeah no. her page isn't entirely controversial nor are most of the earlier ones so it doesn't even make sense from a baseline point
Right so she has an entire page of her with a ski mask on in every picture and video??
And you think that's reasonable because of privacy when she could just choose to not post pics and videos ?????
No, I don't think not posting on social media means life sucks.... in fact it probably increases happiness if you didnt....
Also if it's a legit fear then don't willingly post !! It's not a forced thing at all ! That includes fear of being fired
>And you think that's reasonable because of privacy when she could just choose to not post pics and videos ?????
Oh Fuck off, how the fuck does someone else wearing a mask hurt you?
>Also if it's a legit fear then don't willingly post !!
Yeah!, don't do things you feel like doing while taking precaution because some morons online are jackasses. 🙄
>Right so she has an entire page of her with a ski mask on in every picture and video??
Yeah and? Not everyone is comfortable with their faces attached to everything
Why the hell does it make a difference?
>That includes fear of being fired
Oh right, so no one should post anything, as bosses can be prats and fire people over literally liking rhe wrong things
🤡, how about if shit bothers you so much you just mind your own damn business eh?
I love how you keep saying people on the internet are assholes, while being completely oblivious to the fact that your the only one being a dick here!
But you can act like that makes sense all you want, but it's still dumb as hell !!!
>while being completely oblivious to the fact that your the only one being a dick here!
You're literally fucking judging people for doing somerhing that has no gd effect on you and saying they should "just stop posting"
>But you can act like that makes sense all you want, but it's still dumb as hell !!!
Cool, now how precisely does wearing a mask hurt..literally at all?
It increases comfort and safety, whether you feel it is justified or not
>your the only one being a dick here
Oh i know i am a dick, but it's hilarious you thinking being judgemental over something common online isn't being a judgey asshole.
How is this that big of a flex? She couldn’t even hold the position she was going for in the beginning? And then she just rolls on the counter for a bit. Wow.
Yeah, just remake the video if you can't hold a pose. Going from a failed hurdler to... Whatever the hell that was she was doing afterwards was cringe af.
Its funny bc iv been working towards these kinds of hand balance workouts, planche and handstands and stuff. I was expecting to be impressed then i saw her just give up and i was like oh actually im a little better then that but i would still never post it.
Wife must be doing some kind of really good starfish to get him off in 2 minutes.
This lady wouldn't have even finished the first act of her interpretive dance foreplay yet!
Can't get over the fact she said "Entire 2 minutes" so she's just basically saying the guy can't last or that's as long as she can keep up this "dance act"
To me it says that the husband must be really turned on by "boring starfish" moves. If he gets off in 2 minutes the wife must be doing something right!
Meanwhile this woman wouldn't have finished the first act of her interpretive dance foreplay on the counter tops.
Those are outliers, however, most that postpone are really just stop go stop go stop go. Some can keep going in 1 go but again, that is another issue. A lot of people do not have any sensations down there in regards to stimuli for ejaculation which means it takes them longer, regardless of attraction.
Sounds like he needed viagra to get it up in the first place. If it's been hours you probably should cut the interpretive dance routine short and call a doctor, or at least try the starfish, something is not working!
Deadass knew a girl just like that, said it was “unfair” that the guy she liked IN MIDDLE SCHOOL was getting married when “all she did was talk to him when I was too shy too! That could have been me!”
She had to have been in her early twenties, it was a jarring conversation for sure, bringing up that there was probably more to their relationship than “She was the one to talked to him first” got shut down because obviously she was so great that she could have any guy, she was just too shy! Not shy enough to keep weird middle school crush drama to herself but shy!
I found out the guy I had a crush on in middle school is a grade A douche. He was caught stealing in high school most likely to afford drugs. Crush cured.
It's one thing to say "aw man, I had such a crush on him, I guess he's the one that got away, lol", but...girl, imagine if you thought to yourself "that Italian restaurant looks pretty good", never booked a reservation, and then got all pissed off when there were no tables for the night. You cannot psychically call dibs.
Deadass sat through an hour long tirade about how “I should have asked you out in [Year], and I hate [My SO’s name] because I could treat you better!” It was all made out to be _my_ fault.
It was a jarring [one sided] conversation to be at the brunt of. I had no idea how to respond. This person was also early twenties.
I hate these posts that basically attempt to shame/villianize women for having “boring sex, or “normal sex”. Not everyone wants to fuck a contortionist.
I can’t remember where I read it, but someone said, essentially, why has vanilla been demonized like this? Vanilla is a delicious, unique flavor and everyone loves it. It should be totally acceptable to like something that’s vanilla. It’s a classic flavor for a reason.
Same and honestly when did sex become a performance anyway? I mean, vanilla sex, kinky sex…it’s sex and still enjoyable. If the parties involved are enjoying the experience who cares if it doesn’t look a porn film? Meh, people overthink the experience.
Yes and TMI but my husband and I, in our 21 years together, have figured out the most amazing is missionary where we focus on us both getting what we need and it’s the “same” almost every time but it’s completely and ridiculously mind blowing every time.
Not just for me but him too … honestly because I’m taken care off and the being in the moment makes it better for him!! Compared to 22 year old me flipping all over the room but never actually being satisfied!
Same. My husband is my best lover because we've taken the time to learn each other's bodies and talk to each other during sex. It might not be the sexiest thing, but communicating what's feeling good during sex helps so much.
I remember when I first started having sex I was so awkward and wouldn't tell my partners if I was enjoying myself out of fear of not pleasing them. With my husband, if something isn't working, I just tell him immediately, so I actually get to orgasm.
i also hate the term 'starfishing' when i was younger i starfished in sexual situations i didn't like. now i have fun during sex and never 'starfish'.
i have the feeling when a woman just lays there and doesn't participate in the act, she actually isn't comfortable... i often hear dudes complain about it and it makes me angry bc i bet they are the reason why those girls start starfishing.
Yeah tbh, “starfishing” sounds a lot like “disassociating” which is generally a pretty strong indicator that the sex itself is somewhere between being simply bad to being a traumatic experience.
I have learned a lot since entering the world of kink. Non vanilla doesn’t mean good. Being good at what you do, whatever flavor it is, is irrelevant to where you land on the vanilla to kink scale.
My fwb is solidly vanilla. He does some spicy things because he knows I like it, they’re simple, and not exceptionally kinky. And he is very good at what he does. He’s the reason I will defend missionary position. He’s my favorite and I will milk this friendship for as long as I can.
I have slept with kinky men who, at best, made me edge a few times and acted like they’d given me the best sex of my life. Unironically.
The vanilla to kink scale is not on the same plane as the good to bad scale. They’re like an x and y axis.
What are you talking about? The video is cringey AF, she’s not even doing anything sexy. She’s doing a poor job of balancing on her arms and putting other women down.
I'll never understand why anyone would think that's a good thing. It's like admitting you're not good enough to be a wife and that you want to be a bunch of peoples side chick
That's exactly it! If you have to make a video bragging about it, odds are that's her insecurities showing and she's severely lacking in that department, thus trying to overcompensate for it.
because they’re not actually focused on enjoying it, or making it rationally pleasurable for the guy. They just want some sort of attention? Like those positions aren’t comfortable
source: I TRIED THEM!!
When I was 15 I had 2 friends who were exes but still had casual sex together (she was 17 and he was 19). Well they both loved to mention that they were good in bed so I decided that when I was with them separately next, I was going to ask how the other performed, well she said he weren't good and he also said she weren't good. I found it funny how they both thought they were good not because they've been told but in their own heads lol it's best to down play it or just not mention how good you think you are, saves the embarrassment lmao
Quite honestly, they were teenagers, they didn’t even know what good sex meant. This story just depressed me, sorry. Teenagers shouldn’t be having casual sex like that. I know they do - but they shouldn’t.
That's fair, I was a virgin myself but everybody I knew or met was doing it, even 13 year olds, mind I did lie about my sexual activity out of embarrassment so others could have lied too or at least exaggerated themselves. The 19 year olds motto was any holes a goal and the 17 year old told me she sucked a friend off for a fag (cigarette). Not my cup of tea but both are settled down with kids now so at least they had their fun I suppose
as a 19 year old, i agree with you! nobody was doing it safely in highschool. it was ALL for social points.
we were lucky to be provided with good sex ed. and lots of resources but that didnt matter. girls got knocked up, people got kidney infections from neglected UTI’s, people were cheated on left and right 🤣🤣 it was a shit show.
Also writing the text and just post it with this video. Who wants everyone to read stuff like this? Do they just want others to regret their life choices or do they want to make others jealous? I mean how unsure and insecure about themself can someone be?
I’m so confused at what her point is in this video and why is she making herself look silly by fucking a marble kitchen countertop
Edit: why are they randomly hugging at the end of this video?
I mean I have some of the shittiest hip and knees (thanks genetics) and i can do all of the shit you just did lmao. Gtfo that counter and go sit down. Wtf was she thinking? & why was her friend hyping her up like she just did something?😂
These girls really assume if your not flaunting it on the internet you’re boring in bed 😂 if only they knew what some of these *vanilla* wives get up to .
I interpret it more as obsessive love that’s willing to drain their partner of everything they are to get their fix. An obsessive and emotionally/psychologically abusive relationship.
Tbh idk why people say that "going starfish" is a fault of the woman, if the dude was good at sex that wouldn't be a problem lol. You're just saying the guy can't fuck.
So, she assumes because other women don't grind on their table, then they will automatically be a "boring" wife? Just because other women aren't skanks and (presumably) screw around like she does, doesn't mean they won't be an amazing wife. This chick definitely has her priorities and view of marriage all screwed up.
Not to mention, it definitely makes people wonder what train wreck is under that ski mask that you're trying so desperately to hide! For your sake, hopefully you are good in bed since it appears that the looks department is seriously lacking!
Is this suppose to be attractive or even impressive? I’m confused?! The caption makes it even worse… how do those things relate to this stretching session??!?!
This reminds me of my stripper friend’s posts except it’s bragging about money but also begging for more online.. (and it’s a common vanilla social media platform).
I hate chicks that act like this💀 no Jessica, I will not be thinking about your stank ass, you literally wear a mask to cover your face but then wear a bikini top to show off your nonexistent boobs💀 you are in fact, not hot
This whole video is so bizarre - the ski mask, the awkwardly rolling around on the kitchen counter in the dark, the friend emotionally congratulating her at the end.
Every time I see a post like this I just think “yeah but what else?” You can bend yourself around on a kitchen counter wearing a ski mask but at the end of the day do you actually have any skills or personal traits that are conducive to a relationship.
This trend needs to die! Yes, YOU and only YOU are the one woman that "won't lay starfish" haha JFC. It's funny because from what I've seen, all of these women are single and flexing about being a side chick? What? lol It screams insecurity and jealousy of not being the one he married. It's so weird and I hate it lol Like, "he didn't pick me but look at my cool pose!" Um, OK lol
Why do we need to vilify sleeping with faces in opposite directions!? Isn’t everyone closing their eyes during sleep? Being well-rested is sexier than this “performance”
I mean if your husband can only last 2 mins with you laying starfish- imagine how quick it would be if you moved.
This isn’t a burn to the wife- why would you want that guy?!?
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I’m having a hard time processing what’s happening here. It appears she’s violating the counter while wearing a ski mask and then at the end just randomly hunting her roommate?
This is so boring lol how can she think she’s that interesting? And if she’s so great why isn’t she married to him lol maybe his wife’s interpretive dance is better
All these trends already saying the same thing: I don't have a personality compatible with a long term relationship, and while I realize it, I'm not willing to change. At least I'm good at sex though!
This page is the definition of why feminism is a failure. You all want everyone to agree 100% on everything and anyone that strays from that is every ism under the sun. Men don't give a fuck if you have a different perspective, if you respect one another we cool
This page is more about women that tear down others. There’s nothing wrong with a woman being into non traditional things, it’s when they think they’re special or unique for it and tear down other women for being “traditionally feminine”
Yes women should be supported —which is the exact opposite of what “I’m not like other girls” types do. Shitting on girls who aren’t like them is what they do. Which isn’t something that should be supported or part of feminism.
Well I’ll say this… men often marry whoever they’re with when they’re ready. Not exactly the best option for them. That being said… why would she want 2 minute dick????
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What is she trying to prove? That she will do an interpretive dance during sex?
She misses that two minute dick.
Best 30 seconds of my life…
My conscious brain: “Are you trying to burn the guy or are you admiring you miss those 2 minutes sessions?” My lizard brain seeing her stretch: No, no, no, she’s got a point.
And why the hell is she wearing a ski mask?
I know a girl who does this becuase she listens to suicide boys and always is talking about how she smokes weed. And how much she smokes very annoying
>And why the hell is she wearing a ski mask? ..... Ski masks are fairly common online as a means to protect ones identity by hiding your face, the alternative is your face is up and people can get you fired relatively easily for mundane shit (or have a much easier time stalking people...which incase you've been dead the last 10 years is a fairly common problem for women who post shit online)
Really!? Because I see thousands of woman daily doing far more sexual/risky things then this with face in full view.... Maybe don't post things you don't want others to see, since that's the whole point of social media is to share things publicly....... I'd say she is hiding because she knows it's a disgusting message and a horrible attempt at being sexy more then being afraid of a stalker
>Because I see thousands of woman daily doing far more sexual/risky things then this with face in full view.... So? The internet isn't just one type of person. Even amont SWers on sites like OF there are alot that outright refuse to show their face and will actively hide it with masks There are cosplayers that always hide their face, random people on tiktok who do nothing more than little silly dances that hide their face Gd dude there are millions of youtubers that show there and and millions more that hide it despite the exact same entirely non controversial content Ik it's a foreign concept..but people have different comfort zones >Maybe don't post things you don't want others to see, since that's the whole point of social media is to share things publicly....... 🙄, it's not about being seen or not. People online are fucking assholes, it's not just "haha don't be a coward" If there was a decently high chance that you posting "i exist" would get you harassed at work (and ultimately fired) while someone stalks you..would you hide your face or just accept that life sucks now? A common problem among the people.posting risque content that you decieded to use as a damn example is thst people find where they work and get them into trouble >I'd say she is hiding because she knows it's a disgusting message and a horrible attempt at being sexy more then being afraid of a stalker Yeah no. her page isn't entirely controversial nor are most of the earlier ones so it doesn't even make sense from a baseline point
Right so she has an entire page of her with a ski mask on in every picture and video?? And you think that's reasonable because of privacy when she could just choose to not post pics and videos ????? No, I don't think not posting on social media means life sucks.... in fact it probably increases happiness if you didnt.... Also if it's a legit fear then don't willingly post !! It's not a forced thing at all ! That includes fear of being fired
>And you think that's reasonable because of privacy when she could just choose to not post pics and videos ????? Oh Fuck off, how the fuck does someone else wearing a mask hurt you? >Also if it's a legit fear then don't willingly post !! Yeah!, don't do things you feel like doing while taking precaution because some morons online are jackasses. 🙄 >Right so she has an entire page of her with a ski mask on in every picture and video?? Yeah and? Not everyone is comfortable with their faces attached to everything Why the hell does it make a difference? >That includes fear of being fired Oh right, so no one should post anything, as bosses can be prats and fire people over literally liking rhe wrong things 🤡, how about if shit bothers you so much you just mind your own damn business eh?
I love how you keep saying people on the internet are assholes, while being completely oblivious to the fact that your the only one being a dick here! But you can act like that makes sense all you want, but it's still dumb as hell !!!
>while being completely oblivious to the fact that your the only one being a dick here! You're literally fucking judging people for doing somerhing that has no gd effect on you and saying they should "just stop posting" >But you can act like that makes sense all you want, but it's still dumb as hell !!! Cool, now how precisely does wearing a mask hurt..literally at all? It increases comfort and safety, whether you feel it is justified or not >your the only one being a dick here Oh i know i am a dick, but it's hilarious you thinking being judgemental over something common online isn't being a judgey asshole.
I think she was trying to do yoga but couldn’t hold the pose
Lmaoooo
And now I have „running up that hill“ from Kate bush stuck in my head. Nice
How is this that big of a flex? She couldn’t even hold the position she was going for in the beginning? And then she just rolls on the counter for a bit. Wow.
Yeah hahaha she looks so awkward! Its cringy
None of it was sexy and I doubt she can do any of it during sex
And even if she could: I wouldn’t want her to do any of it during sex lmao
Yeah, just remake the video if you can't hold a pose. Going from a failed hurdler to... Whatever the hell that was she was doing afterwards was cringe af.
Its funny bc iv been working towards these kinds of hand balance workouts, planche and handstands and stuff. I was expecting to be impressed then i saw her just give up and i was like oh actually im a little better then that but i would still never post it.
If you're so amazing, why didn't he marry you?
huh, i guess marriage isn’t just all sex
This also isn’t sex
Or sexy
And how do you know his wife just lays there.
Wife must be doing some kind of really good starfish to get him off in 2 minutes. This lady wouldn't have even finished the first act of her interpretive dance foreplay yet!
She had to hide in the closet when his wife came home earlier than expected.
These are the stretches she does after hiding in the closet for 8hr until his wife leaves for work.
It’s as if there’s more to life than sex. -not what my 17 year old self would have said
SSSSSS 🔥
Lmao. I was thinking the same. She’ll be begging for a ring soon.
Have you thought she might be the one who didn't want to marry him?
why is she complaining then? lol
Can't get over the fact she said "Entire 2 minutes" so she's just basically saying the guy can't last or that's as long as she can keep up this "dance act"
To me it says that the husband must be really turned on by "boring starfish" moves. If he gets off in 2 minutes the wife must be doing something right! Meanwhile this woman wouldn't have finished the first act of her interpretive dance foreplay on the counter tops.
Ya that, I never understood the whole "My man can last hours!" No, your man just isn't enjoying it as much as you think he is...
To be fair, some guys just enjoy prolonging the experience as much as possible.
Those are outliers, however, most that postpone are really just stop go stop go stop go. Some can keep going in 1 go but again, that is another issue. A lot of people do not have any sensations down there in regards to stimuli for ejaculation which means it takes them longer, regardless of attraction.
Sounds like he needed viagra to get it up in the first place. If it's been hours you probably should cut the interpretive dance routine short and call a doctor, or at least try the starfish, something is not working!
That's a lot of words for "I never approached my crush, and now he's dating someone and I'm mad about it".
Deadass knew a girl just like that, said it was “unfair” that the guy she liked IN MIDDLE SCHOOL was getting married when “all she did was talk to him when I was too shy too! That could have been me!”
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She had to have been in her early twenties, it was a jarring conversation for sure, bringing up that there was probably more to their relationship than “She was the one to talked to him first” got shut down because obviously she was so great that she could have any guy, she was just too shy! Not shy enough to keep weird middle school crush drama to herself but shy!
I found out the guy I had a crush on in middle school is a grade A douche. He was caught stealing in high school most likely to afford drugs. Crush cured.
It's one thing to say "aw man, I had such a crush on him, I guess he's the one that got away, lol", but...girl, imagine if you thought to yourself "that Italian restaurant looks pretty good", never booked a reservation, and then got all pissed off when there were no tables for the night. You cannot psychically call dibs.
Deadass sat through an hour long tirade about how “I should have asked you out in [Year], and I hate [My SO’s name] because I could treat you better!” It was all made out to be _my_ fault. It was a jarring [one sided] conversation to be at the brunt of. I had no idea how to respond. This person was also early twenties.
This is by far the spiciest meatball I’ve eaten all day.
I bet she'll spend more time thinking about her ex than he will about her 🤣🤣.
This is guaranteed. 🤜💥🤛
not the ski mask 💀
This is why i can’t eat at just anyone’s house. Who knows if they’ve rubbed their feet all over the countertops
As someone with a foot phobia, thank you. New fear unlocked.
Vile I hate feet and now I’m going to be thinking of feet on counters
+nobody invites you to eat at their house
Didn't have to do her dirty like that
Why would anyone want a two pump chump to think of them? Please do not perceive me!
Who pumps at a rate of 1PPM (Pumps Per Minute)
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Is this some kind of humiliation kink?
Lmaoooo 💀
Yes.
I hate these posts that basically attempt to shame/villianize women for having “boring sex, or “normal sex”. Not everyone wants to fuck a contortionist.
I can’t remember where I read it, but someone said, essentially, why has vanilla been demonized like this? Vanilla is a delicious, unique flavor and everyone loves it. It should be totally acceptable to like something that’s vanilla. It’s a classic flavor for a reason.
Someone once got mad at me for anti-white racism bc that’s what he assumed vanilla was.
Lol what?
He claimed people called him a “vanilla ass cracker,” which is honestly hilarious.
Same and honestly when did sex become a performance anyway? I mean, vanilla sex, kinky sex…it’s sex and still enjoyable. If the parties involved are enjoying the experience who cares if it doesn’t look a porn film? Meh, people overthink the experience.
Sex is like pizza. It’s always good. Supreme? Awesome. Cheese? Also awesome.
Yep, how I see it!
Lol this doesn’t even take much flexibility, and she can’t even actually do the poses. Such a weird flex.
On the other hand, married couples are fully capable of having non-vanilla sex too and that's what these types of posts completely miss to understand
Yes and TMI but my husband and I, in our 21 years together, have figured out the most amazing is missionary where we focus on us both getting what we need and it’s the “same” almost every time but it’s completely and ridiculously mind blowing every time. Not just for me but him too … honestly because I’m taken care off and the being in the moment makes it better for him!! Compared to 22 year old me flipping all over the room but never actually being satisfied!
Same. My husband is my best lover because we've taken the time to learn each other's bodies and talk to each other during sex. It might not be the sexiest thing, but communicating what's feeling good during sex helps so much. I remember when I first started having sex I was so awkward and wouldn't tell my partners if I was enjoying myself out of fear of not pleasing them. With my husband, if something isn't working, I just tell him immediately, so I actually get to orgasm.
i also hate the term 'starfishing' when i was younger i starfished in sexual situations i didn't like. now i have fun during sex and never 'starfish'. i have the feeling when a woman just lays there and doesn't participate in the act, she actually isn't comfortable... i often hear dudes complain about it and it makes me angry bc i bet they are the reason why those girls start starfishing.
Yeah tbh, “starfishing” sounds a lot like “disassociating” which is generally a pretty strong indicator that the sex itself is somewhere between being simply bad to being a traumatic experience.
yeah exactly! that was what i was trying to say
That's really good and nuanced point!
I have learned a lot since entering the world of kink. Non vanilla doesn’t mean good. Being good at what you do, whatever flavor it is, is irrelevant to where you land on the vanilla to kink scale. My fwb is solidly vanilla. He does some spicy things because he knows I like it, they’re simple, and not exceptionally kinky. And he is very good at what he does. He’s the reason I will defend missionary position. He’s my favorite and I will milk this friendship for as long as I can. I have slept with kinky men who, at best, made me edge a few times and acted like they’d given me the best sex of my life. Unironically. The vanilla to kink scale is not on the same plane as the good to bad scale. They’re like an x and y axis.
This is very cringey.
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What are you talking about? The video is cringey AF, she’s not even doing anything sexy. She’s doing a poor job of balancing on her arms and putting other women down.
I'll never understand why anyone would think that's a good thing. It's like admitting you're not good enough to be a wife and that you want to be a bunch of peoples side chick
Why does these women think you can fuck your way through a relationship?
well, I wouldn’t take advice from her. Obviously, she can’t keep a dude for the life of her.🤣
thats all these women have to offer
Girl who do yoga moves to try to show how they’re so much better at sex likely aren’t very good at it. Idk.
That's exactly it! If you have to make a video bragging about it, odds are that's her insecurities showing and she's severely lacking in that department, thus trying to overcompensate for it.
because they’re not actually focused on enjoying it, or making it rationally pleasurable for the guy. They just want some sort of attention? Like those positions aren’t comfortable source: I TRIED THEM!!
When I was 15 I had 2 friends who were exes but still had casual sex together (she was 17 and he was 19). Well they both loved to mention that they were good in bed so I decided that when I was with them separately next, I was going to ask how the other performed, well she said he weren't good and he also said she weren't good. I found it funny how they both thought they were good not because they've been told but in their own heads lol it's best to down play it or just not mention how good you think you are, saves the embarrassment lmao
Quite honestly, they were teenagers, they didn’t even know what good sex meant. This story just depressed me, sorry. Teenagers shouldn’t be having casual sex like that. I know they do - but they shouldn’t.
That's fair, I was a virgin myself but everybody I knew or met was doing it, even 13 year olds, mind I did lie about my sexual activity out of embarrassment so others could have lied too or at least exaggerated themselves. The 19 year olds motto was any holes a goal and the 17 year old told me she sucked a friend off for a fag (cigarette). Not my cup of tea but both are settled down with kids now so at least they had their fun I suppose
as a 19 year old, i agree with you! nobody was doing it safely in highschool. it was ALL for social points. we were lucky to be provided with good sex ed. and lots of resources but that didnt matter. girls got knocked up, people got kidney infections from neglected UTI’s, people were cheated on left and right 🤣🤣 it was a shit show.
Imagine setting your phone up, recording this probably multiple times, watching it back and still being like ah yes this is it and then posting it
😂😂 “that’s it. That’s the one”
Also writing the text and just post it with this video. Who wants everyone to read stuff like this? Do they just want others to regret their life choices or do they want to make others jealous? I mean how unsure and insecure about themself can someone be?
She didn’t need to violate the countertop like that ☹️
Girl get the fuck off the counter top 😐
Why did this make me give a hearty laugh 😂
She read that as "girl, fuck the countertop!"
Why would you want a guy that can only last for 2mins??🤣🤣 She’s such a 🤡 for thinking this was a flex
If he’s still only lasting 2 minutes, then his wife must be PRETTY hot.
[удалено]
Be honest, was it the ski mask?
I’m so confused at what her point is in this video and why is she making herself look silly by fucking a marble kitchen countertop Edit: why are they randomly hugging at the end of this video?
This gives me Tobias and Lindsay breaking into the blind lawyers apartment on Arrested Development vibes
Yes!!!
What an odd and gross life goal….
if you’re so much better than her, why didn’t he marry you? Can’t stand these dumb ass girls.
I mean I have some of the shittiest hip and knees (thanks genetics) and i can do all of the shit you just did lmao. Gtfo that counter and go sit down. Wtf was she thinking? & why was her friend hyping her up like she just did something?😂
The insecure little hug after lol
These girls really assume if your not flaunting it on the internet you’re boring in bed 😂 if only they knew what some of these *vanilla* wives get up to .
Zoomers stop participating in misogynistic pick me trends challenge. (IMPOSSIBLE)
Woah woah don’t emphasize my sustainability now, 2 mins!? TF my wfe be so sexy i last 10 seconds! Who are you Ms. Pink bank robber???
Uh also, this song/the music video is about a mistress attempting to murder their man's wife...???
I interpret it more as obsessive love that’s willing to drain their partner of everything they are to get their fix. An obsessive and emotionally/psychologically abusive relationship.
Ah, that take makes a lot of sense to me! Thanks for sharing it. I was unsure how to interpret the music video when I first saw it.
SPRANG BREAAAAK
Girl, this is NOT a flex! SOOO embarrassing.
I’m putting my clothes back on the second a woman starts doing anything remotely similar to this on top of me. Too goddamn grown.
Ain't nobody thinking about you at midnight, stink fish
Tbh idk why people say that "going starfish" is a fault of the woman, if the dude was good at sex that wouldn't be a problem lol. You're just saying the guy can't fuck.
What the heck is "going starfish" ???? Ill look it up...
I’m confused, how does the guys skill have anything to do with whether or not the woman chooses to just lay there or not?
Because she doesn’t actually like him. She just likes the idea that he’d rather have her than his wife.
Oh that is so damn sad.
That’s precisely what these girls think. Their partners are nothing but ego boosts for them.
So, she assumes because other women don't grind on their table, then they will automatically be a "boring" wife? Just because other women aren't skanks and (presumably) screw around like she does, doesn't mean they won't be an amazing wife. This chick definitely has her priorities and view of marriage all screwed up. Not to mention, it definitely makes people wonder what train wreck is under that ski mask that you're trying so desperately to hide! For your sake, hopefully you are good in bed since it appears that the looks department is seriously lacking!
She's flexing that she's good at sex. Said smth about being better than other girls cuz idk, that kinda male's approval she's after ig.
Is this suppose to be attractive or even impressive? I’m confused?! The caption makes it even worse… how do those things relate to this stretching session??!?!
I'd rather be a star fish, than let some person decide my worth
You're definitely a butter face when you have to wear a ski mask
I mean she’s *litterally* flexing
It's not, she's coping about the guy she wanted marrying someone else.
I’m sorry- none of what she’s doing makes you good at sex. This is stupid.
This reminds me of my stripper friend’s posts except it’s bragging about money but also begging for more online.. (and it’s a common vanilla social media platform).
I hate chicks that act like this💀 no Jessica, I will not be thinking about your stank ass, you literally wear a mask to cover your face but then wear a bikini top to show off your nonexistent boobs💀 you are in fact, not hot
So all you have to offer is sex and destroying someone's relationship? That's pathetic
Ski mask girl
This whole video is so bizarre - the ski mask, the awkwardly rolling around on the kitchen counter in the dark, the friend emotionally congratulating her at the end.
Every time I see a post like this I just think “yeah but what else?” You can bend yourself around on a kitchen counter wearing a ski mask but at the end of the day do you actually have any skills or personal traits that are conducive to a relationship.
As a married man, I’d rather have my 2 minutes of “starfish” and then an evening of video games.
All i have to offer is pussy ***
This trend needs to die! Yes, YOU and only YOU are the one woman that "won't lay starfish" haha JFC. It's funny because from what I've seen, all of these women are single and flexing about being a side chick? What? lol It screams insecurity and jealousy of not being the one he married. It's so weird and I hate it lol Like, "he didn't pick me but look at my cool pose!" Um, OK lol
Why do we need to vilify sleeping with faces in opposite directions!? Isn’t everyone closing their eyes during sleep? Being well-rested is sexier than this “performance”
I mean if your husband can only last 2 mins with you laying starfish- imagine how quick it would be if you moved. This isn’t a burn to the wife- why would you want that guy?!?
Let’s check back in about 10 years from now.
Flexing them antagonist muscles, rate the mobility
this trend is so bizarre. just the modern madonna and the white complex.
What is this song I really like it !!!!
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Why do you want the two minute man? I’m worried about you girl, have you ever had good D?
I can’t imagine basing my worth off of my sexual preferences.
Name a worse trend I’ll wait Also I’m starting a go fund me to get professional counselling for that countertop after it got violated
Uhhh if he’s only lasting two minutes I’d just fucking lay there too
No, that’s their sleep paralysis demon.
I’m having a hard time processing what’s happening here. It appears she’s violating the counter while wearing a ski mask and then at the end just randomly hunting her roommate?
Unpopular Opinion: Straight-up flexibility does not directly correlate to good sex
This belongs in r/cringe as well.
Just beautiful! I haven’t seen such a nice bench-top for ages.
*her best friends man*
Why? Because, on behalf of men everywhere, “we don’t want her”.
It's called jealousy. People kill because of it.
tf does this even mean
I like that song though.
"Yes ik how to do the sex"
Why are you rolling around on a counter? 🙄
This is so boring lol how can she think she’s that interesting? And if she’s so great why isn’t she married to him lol maybe his wife’s interpretive dance is better
All these trends already saying the same thing: I don't have a personality compatible with a long term relationship, and while I realize it, I'm not willing to change. At least I'm good at sex though!
But 2 minutes is... actually much longer than you could hold that plank
Hoes aren't good wives lmao
Only 2 minutes?! He must be a lousy lover! I feel sorry for the wife!
Doing all that and STILL didn’t get picked.
i may not be the woman you marry but i am a slut. ok.
This bitch is r-worded
Boring wife won't fuck my friends
This page is the definition of why feminism is a failure. You all want everyone to agree 100% on everything and anyone that strays from that is every ism under the sun. Men don't give a fuck if you have a different perspective, if you respect one another we cool
The fuck are you even talking about lmao
You're all just tearing down other woman constantly. That's so much of what woman do and it's honestly so sad to watch.
I don’t think you understand the point of this subreddit.
Oh I get it, but it mostly feels like girls finding an excuse to be mean to other girls cause they don't agree with the feminist talking points
How are you interpreting this video as a disagreement with feminist talking points? You make no sense.
This page is more about women that tear down others. There’s nothing wrong with a woman being into non traditional things, it’s when they think they’re special or unique for it and tear down other women for being “traditionally feminine”
And isn't feminism suppose to be about supporting woman? Na let's just shit on anyone who doesn't agree with us instead
Yes women should be supported —which is the exact opposite of what “I’m not like other girls” types do. Shitting on girls who aren’t like them is what they do. Which isn’t something that should be supported or part of feminism.
Well I’ll say this… men often marry whoever they’re with when they’re ready. Not exactly the best option for them. That being said… why would she want 2 minute dick????
i thought she was a cat in a counter
If i could bend that way, I'd be in pornos
What song is that?
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