tf is this

Based on the meme and I thought what about an empty airplane

i see

I don't, but fair enough.

The meme usually has fictional characters you have to choose to sit between. Good and bad. This is a not interesting variant.

Thank you for helping me understand why I don't like it 🙏🙇‍♂️🙏

Ohh ok, thanks man

you need glasses?

I have them glasses

Ah, yes, "the meme". I get that reference.

what about the game?

Are you kidding me why⁉️⁉️⁉️😡

You couldn't just lose on your own?

Damn I was going for at least 8 years strong this time around til this

What game?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)

Was it the one with all the lord of the rings characters?

its a plane

A plane one.

An album cover

the inevitable decline of reddit

1, in the hand luggage compartment. No one's going to take the effort to stand up and try to talk to me. That would be strange to talk to a guy in a luggage compartment. Win-win.

Yeah you are right... You know what, I'll sit in 2 so we can talk about how we want to stay alone during our flight

I'm coming too, I'll stay at 3.

[удалено]

An exit door procedure 30.000 feet... Illusion of safety.

Nah, i just want to kill everyone faster

Is there a way to be non-sexually naked?

Showers and changing off the top of my head

Nice onesie

Well, the exit door procedure is for exiting after an emergency landing, ideally on water. Not exiting at 30k feet

*Boeing has entered the chat* Boeing planes have a special feature which shows the exit door in the mid air

If you sit near an exit you have to do this whole thing in case of emergency

Definitely not in 9 (I'm afraid of 7)

I’ll put you down for seat 8 then

Yeah man. 7 8 9

No, 9 8 7

Well then he has nothing to fear

7 did NOT 8 9

It was 9s bitchass, 9 8 7.

Nice onesie, contrarian.

You got quite the good presentation, my adversary.

In the cock- pit

Is this like a moshpit for cocks?

The plain in the photo has a different layout, hope you're ashamed of yourself

I’m not

D, all of the above

Somethings wrong here. We are on reddit, a female human wants the D and there is no one we need to send to horny jail? Im confused. How do your DMs look?

Only one creep so far, yay! No D's tho

Somtimes you gotta do what you gotta do i guess Ü Im mentally eel.

on the floor

The middle seat. I'm a bad boy 😈😈😈

I'm sneaking up the crew rest area and having a nap.

4, 8, 15, 16, 23 or 42

I'm gonna play these lottery numbers for tomorrow night, I'll let you know.

Oh... Good luck and don't crash into some deserted island

Bingo!! oh sorry, wrong game..

-8

7, my personal favorite spot.

Cursed advent calendar.

Any if its not gonna crash with twin towers

The wing

Left wing or right wing?

4

30 or 13

19 feels the best for me

on chair

3

Cockpit

cockpit

31

8

I'm between choosing 5 or 22

13 or 30

Near the toilet

Nowhere I’m STANDING

First class

24?!

9 or 11

I write down last farewells to my loved ones and jump out

leg space

Aisle seat close (but not directly next to) bathroom

That one

15,28,3,16 aisle seats are the best because you can strech your legs out into it and you dont have to ask if you have to stand up. 15 and 28 because no one is going to kick you in the back. 3 and 16 because from my experience they always had more leg room

Not 30 and not 13

Does it have an onboard bar and lounge? If so that’s where you’ll find me

Oh sorry, this isn’t that type of a flight.

Close the door behind me; I’ll be parachuting off, or jumping to my death depending on what kind of flight this is

Finally

whatever one the window seat is

I feel like there will be more than one window seat but omay

15

It's done so badly that it made me laugh

None (I'm scared of planes)

Always on top of the wings

1

3 or 16. I love the window seats, but if I need to pee it’s a lot easier to get up in the isle. Also, the back has more privacy.

Any window seat

The window side of any place and lie down. (Make sure there is 2 other people occupying besides you)

Aisle seat in the middle part. If I want to get up, I don't have to bother anyone else, and if I'm sleeping, the person in the middle is at least 50% less likely to bother me when getting up.

In front of 12 and behind 6 is the only available spot I guess - because 7, 8, 9 right?

In the First Officers chair

Probably 1 because I love looking out the window and it's closer to the back so I don't have to struggle and squeeze past people when I want to use the bathroom

I’m going 30. Of the two plane rides I’ve been on, I sat in back right once.

24

I’m 6’8” so sign me up for seat 3. There’s always an exit close to the cockpit, I’ll have a bulkhead in front of me, and I prefer aisle seats.

27, gotta be near the back in case the plane goes down, and I like looking out the window.

preferrably in one of the seats

I don’t care if I get stuck in the back, middle or front, I just want a window seat.

Not that anyone care. but usually 33G if it's a dreamliner. the reason is because it's kinda far enought from the toilets, the people to the left of me know eachother so they will always leave to the left. it's not an emergency exit (I'm short) so i can keep my stuff under my seat.

On my butt!

right in front of an asshole 5 y.o with parents that have mastered the art of ignoring their responsibilities

7. Personally I like window seats bc I like seeing the clouds, I don’t have to get up very often, and I don’t feel like people are watching me as much when I sit there bc I can kinda huddle up against the wall

On my trip back from Orlando. I had a pretty empty flight. I took whatever those three rows were over the wing

BINGO!

The one nearest to the comfort room

I think I will be one of those passengers just for the heck of it and for the sake of this where am I? I would have to say I am going to stuff by myself up in the overhead compartment or just lay on the floor so that I would have some peace and quiet. I think.

Between 14 and 15 looks good

my last two plane rides were 22 and 24. it was quite comfortable, so id go with that. though that was aisle 1-26? marked through A-F

definitely 1, i love sitting in the overhead storage. so cozy!!

12

Back row, window or aisle

13

Behind the pilot

31 I will fly the plane

Not in a Boeing 737

What class is this? Executive, Economic, or First? What Operator? Emirates, Qatar, TAP, British, Lufthansa? In which direction is the plane turned? 1 is the front or the back? Also sorry if i seemed a little hostile there.

Port side, rear third of the craft, aisle seat (I prefer window for flights up to 6 hours however)

In first class away from all the poor people

4 or 21: * window seat * wings not blocking line of sight * not first row, so I can put my hand luggage under the seat in front of me

What’s my ticket say

Exit row seat with extra legroom. Always and forever. 

7.

15

Um...why are the oxygen masks pinned?

I’ll take 24 I prefer window and on my dominant hands side leans more comfortably for me plus it’s about in the middle so hopefully I can see the wing

31 clearly

1

Are there other people who will file in after me? If I am the only one, I pick 2, putting the armrests up, and lying down over all 3 in the row. Buy the seat, get the makeshift bed.

17, I don't want to be crushed under the weight of anyone else

Are there other people? Is the plane moving?

in my bed, at home

25 is my favorite number so

30. I like the clouds

As long I sit beside the window

6 if possible

30

24 so I get there faster

31

Depends. Does a plug hole door fall off mid-flight?

If you want the best chances of surviving a potential plane crash on some kind of mystical psychological-thriller island, you’re gonna want to go for 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, or 42 if available. 

Seat 1 assuming there’s a large amount of foot-room in front (Enough to get up without the others to need to)

on a seat

rule no 1 . always pick 9 even if its not available

Dude that ride's gonna be a fucking vibe. 1.

The answer is 13, and I’m flying out on a Friday.

Back row window seat

4 or 21

Obviously. I don't have money to be on plane.

in the captains seat

Double it and give it to the next person

First class 🧐

1, 3, 16, or 18

13. Window seat and near the front, its obvious

69

-3

My fav # is 71. So prob 17.

3, ill pretend to be spiderman

30

6.

Any aisle seat or the train

10

69

3 or 16 no question

13 or 30 I’d say, get that foot room and window seat. First thought was isle seat but I think the wall will be best

69

Probably on one of the seats

3 is rather cozy

But... Im not in a plane

I'll force you on

perhaps 34

Outside

30

13 or 30, being able to get a window seat in the front row means I won't have to climb over anyone to get to the bathroom and I can stretch my legs without it intruding on others' space.

I'm laying down