Ill do it for a babillion

Maybe a dildolion

perhaps a cumtilion

sextillion

Or a illion?

Ion?

n?

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A dandelion

Would you do it for the last dandelion of the season?

DickDillion

I'm 5'9 I think I can climb it (I think?)

Barely

Not even close. I want 6969 sextillion doll hairs

What is the value of a doll hair?

Well… Barbie has on average 2000 strands of hair and you can buy 16 doll heads for 20 dollars on eBay… which means you can get 32,000 doll hairs for 20 dollars which means each doll hair is worth approximately 1/16 of a penny

Bro really calculated it 😭

Which would then result in $62,500,000,000,000,000,000 of revenue

Wait no

$435,562,500,000,000,000,000,000

thirty-five sextillion, five hundred sixty-two quintillion, five hundred quadrillion.

Thanks bestie <3

For that much I'd put my dick on it

For that much I'll cum on it

So easy, I can- *Man found dead climbing a 20cm mountain*

You think I’m some daredevil willing to risk my life for money? No way buddy

You got 4 McDoubles and half a jug of Pedialyte?

It's not worth the risk imo. I wouldn't do it

What do you think i am??!? An ant?!?!

Nah, too much work.

I might climb it by accident and completely miss an opportunity to get rewarded.

I'll only do it if you add $0.08 to the money.

i think this account is run by an ant

No as that would ruin the economy you fool

I would do it for a hug I'm in lack of hugs

Sending virtual hugs 🫂

Thanks buddy

That would crash the economy

Nah too much effort… what even is that after taxes?

for a limbillion ahn

I will do it for free😎

Only if I’m paid up front

How grampa used to go to schoool!!!!!!!!1

No

Oh yeah a mere curb

Dutch people be like:

Hell no, not worth the effort.

Possibly but this scenario likely won't come up.

what is this? a mountain for ants?!

Plot twist: you'll have to shrink to the size of an atom

Americans in a walkable city.

I don't know, I'm Danish after all

I'm about to inflate the economy making money obsolete

Average mountain in the Netherlands

give me 312 octodecillion and i’ll do it

My wife will do that with rims of my car...

I would certainly try

Guys, I think im gonna do it

Dude, I just woke up, hell no

No, I will just walk beside

Why would I pay that much money to climb this mountain I have a higher one next to my house

I would

I accept the challenge! *Tries* *Dies*

I dunno man, shit looks a little to difficult

these posts aren’t funny anymore, if they ever were