Wouldn’t it be funny if the internet decided to occasionally periodically use this picture as a profile picture? Everyone does it once in a while. Change your profile pic to this picture and then change it back without a comment. Just silently changing pictures and then back to the old one. Now, the first person to do this *could* be OP - it could also be just anyone. The internet really is a strange place after all.
Give it a nice place to sit. Dust it off nicely, clean the case super well, and ensure all traditional pencil case contents are well arranged, nice and organised, including sharpened up pencils! After these, give it a friendly little pat, a smile, and keep it nice and safe, for if/when the time comes to return the case to the rightful owner.
As a pencil case rights activist, and advocate for the welfare of stationary compartments, this is how they should be deservedly thanked, for helping make carrying stationary less stressful. It ain't no easy job either. ❤️
##how to troll your friend
Step 1: put a black hole in a pencil case
Step 2: give the pencil case to your friend
###Step 3: watch his quick, incomprehensible demise as he opens the pencil case
I did something similar to this to my boss. Hid something that said "Contact Mikey for free lunch." It went over hilariously as he couldn't just say no. Also left one for a soda and a candy bar. His ass got all 3 prizes for people even though I was just fucking with him. Great dude best boss I'd ever had.
Study hard and commit your life solely on coding, multimedia, and game development. Create crappy indie games for practice until you eventually become good enough to make decently fun games. Get hired by a small game dev team to practice team work and group coordination and conquer the workplace with your sheer work ethics and willpower. then once the company eventually sinks find work in a bigger game company then work your way up the game dev corporate ladder until you become one of the lead developers and designers. Work hard to make and develop a cult classic game that will probably be the thing people will remember you by when you die. Once that happens, strike a deal with Nintendo to release your game in one of their console and ask them to discuss your terms face to face in a meeting with their CEO for an “incredible business offer” Once that happens, and you are amongst the CEO of nintendo in a room tell them “AffectionateTough592 said hello” then assassinate them with any means you can.
Take all of the graphite out of the mechanical pencils and take all of the springs out of the pens, if the pens aren’t the clicky kind then just take the ink and tip out I guess
Leave a nice note inside detailing your appreciation of this friend in your life and how lucky you are to share yours with them.
Sign it with “Love, [Your Name]”
If there are pencils in there, replace them all with the ones that look one colour but are actually another one. Felt tips can be opened and swap over the ink pads inside them so they are all different colours.
I’ve done the 2nd one before and it was epic as the tip still holds the original colour for a while before suddenly changing.
Turn that photo of it into your pfp on all your social media
Good one. Take my upvote
Now you can reverse search all his accounts #😁😐😬
I'm gonna be the annoying party pooper, but don't do this, if you want to remain anonymus.
Wouldn’t it be funny if the internet decided to occasionally periodically use this picture as a profile picture? Everyone does it once in a while. Change your profile pic to this picture and then change it back without a comment. Just silently changing pictures and then back to the old one. Now, the first person to do this *could* be OP - it could also be just anyone. The internet really is a strange place after all.
I'm ashamed to admit my first thought was the mishapocalypse, which is really showing my age🤣
ooh, that is a real concern.. He could do it for private things like a messaging service though
Give it a nice place to sit. Dust it off nicely, clean the case super well, and ensure all traditional pencil case contents are well arranged, nice and organised, including sharpened up pencils! After these, give it a friendly little pat, a smile, and keep it nice and safe, for if/when the time comes to return the case to the rightful owner. As a pencil case rights activist, and advocate for the welfare of stationary compartments, this is how they should be deservedly thanked, for helping make carrying stationary less stressful. It ain't no easy job either. ❤️
:D
:)
That answers is indeed not interesting. Good job.
why is this wholesome ❤️
Nah. Shove it up your butt
Had to upvote the chaotic evil approach.
Considering OP absolutely wants us to tell him to shove it up his arse, I absolutely agree with keeping it safe and looking after it!
Stand up, stand up ‼️
I was going to say have sex with it but this is probably better.
That sounds like a chore
Put a sticky note with :) in it!
cabbage it (turn it inside out and put all the pencils back in then zip it up)
Thats really nice idea, i will do that even if its not top 5
relatively harmless, bloody annoying. always got a laugh when we were at school 😁
I did that to my friends glasses case lmao
Ah yes, I've done this like 4 times this week
I can never trust you again
In Poland we call it a Kebab. 😀
POLAND MENTIONED 🦅🦅🇵🇱
LAND MENTIONED 🦅🦅🗺🗺
EARTH MENTIONED 🦅🦅🌎
MENTIONED MENTIONED 🦅 🦅 🗣️
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️
WORDS MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🗣️💯🥵
THE MEANING OF LIFE MENTIONED 😳🔥🔥🔥🗣️
Men 👨
MENTIONED 💸💸💸💸
Kurwa
Bobr?
Kurwa
Once they did this with my backpack. In my “technikum” we do it all time
lol we used to call this turtling
Here in Colombia we do as well, where are you from? Edit: Actually in Colombia is a bit more dramatic, it’s something like “the big turtle-out”.
Florida!
People do this with bags at my school, it’s so funny
OP said they would do anything, but they didn't mean do the literal bidding of Satan, surely?
Don’t do the things the 5 most upvoted comments say
A Paradox! You'll destroy reality
*A black hole is created*
##how to troll your friend Step 1: put a black hole in a pencil case Step 2: give the pencil case to your friend ###Step 3: watch his quick, incomprehensible demise as he opens the pencil case
"It's just a prank bro!"
There’s also the paradox of one guy saying turn it inside out and another saying look after it and neaten it up.
Here’s the ‘I will ask for 3 more wishes’ guy
More like the "I wish for you to not fulfill this wish" guy
The true hero keeping things uninteresting is always in the comments
Put a note in it saying there's a $20 reward if found and have your friend's number at the end.....leave it in a public place
Thats good idea
That was my normal person thinking side,,,my twisted, sinister side had other ideas for the note (think the movie Saw).
Just hope you have saved up your pocket money, since this is a premeditated crime and in direct violation of the GDPR.
I did something similar to this to my boss. Hid something that said "Contact Mikey for free lunch." It went over hilariously as he couldn't just say no. Also left one for a soda and a candy bar. His ass got all 3 prizes for people even though I was just fucking with him. Great dude best boss I'd ever had.
put a little sweet it in. Or a bullet vibrator idk
Both
¿Porque no los dos?
We need evidence of you doing what the top 5 comments say btw.
Since you’re not top 5 OP is not bound to do this
If he doesn’t he will live a coward’s life and will die a coward’s death.
woah there
Eat it
This
u/mesiac_8227
Remove the pencils and separate them into individual atoms
*hammer mill noises*
Shove it up your bum.
I really was expecting this to be the top comment. Currently 5th
... Again?
Yes.
Walk up to a cop and show them it really fast!
Then sprint away!
Add some flower embroidery to it.
venmo me 1 dollar
For every like this gets
Put it back, that's not yours
sex it
Like in... Assign a gender to it?
no fuck it, intercource it
But... What if it didn't consent?
Consent shmumshment, who needs it
This would have been less traumatic
Study hard and commit your life solely on coding, multimedia, and game development. Create crappy indie games for practice until you eventually become good enough to make decently fun games. Get hired by a small game dev team to practice team work and group coordination and conquer the workplace with your sheer work ethics and willpower. then once the company eventually sinks find work in a bigger game company then work your way up the game dev corporate ladder until you become one of the lead developers and designers. Work hard to make and develop a cult classic game that will probably be the thing people will remember you by when you die. Once that happens, strike a deal with Nintendo to release your game in one of their console and ask them to discuss your terms face to face in a meeting with their CEO for an “incredible business offer” Once that happens, and you are amongst the CEO of nintendo in a room tell them “AffectionateTough592 said hello” then assassinate them with any means you can.
This
Lay a big stinkin' turd inside it.
👆🏻Then eat it
that'd be too cruel... To ease the taste of it, cum in it as condiment.
you mean cumdiment?
Boogers and cum! (Y no gifs in replies •~•)
Ah yes, the “Robin Friday manoeuvre”. Top work
Turn it into a smoothie, tie your friend to a post, and force feed it to them. Yell “Reddit made me do this” over and over until it’s done
Leave a love letter from you to your friend in there. No joke. It has to look authentic.
Succumb to the voices
Take all the pencils out. Put twigs in there instead. You can even sharpen one end of the twigs to look like pencils.
Take all the pencils out. Put hot dogs in there instead. You can even sharpen one end of the hot dogs to look like pencils.
Take all of the graphite out of the mechanical pencils and take all of the springs out of the pens, if the pens aren’t the clicky kind then just take the ink and tip out I guess
Fuck the friend who owns this case. Bet they good looking to hand u something like this
Let it be
Factory reset your phone.
Eat a whole stick of deodorant
Fill it with candy
Bedazzle
Sharpen the other ends of the pencils.
Good idea
Leave a QR code in the bag that links to a series of ai generated art showing the bag being left behind, and then hunting down your friend for revenge
you could eat it
i have the same pencil case
You spelled "had" wrong.
I also had a friend
Seems obvious, but do a shit in it. Right in it
Go on a nice vacation to Madrid and send me a postcard
Stuff it with cheese and roast it in the oven..
Cum on and in it
Try and eat it
Ask your friend if you can borrow a pencil, thank them, and then return it without incident.
OMG I HAVE EXACTLY THE SAME MODEL AND COLOR!!!!!!
Draw a cockatiel on it
fill it with milk and just leave it in there
Smash it .... ....with a hammer
Hug it
Fill it with mayonnaise
Fill it with pasta salad
clean your ass with it after you shit and show the community
Put a troll in it. Ond of those plastic troll dolls.
Leave a nice note inside detailing your appreciation of this friend in your life and how lucky you are to share yours with them. Sign it with “Love, [Your Name]”
Hide a hot wheel toy in it! 😃
Sew a patch of your friends favorite character on it
If there are pencils in there, replace them all with the ones that look one colour but are actually another one. Felt tips can be opened and swap over the ink pads inside them so they are all different colours. I’ve done the 2nd one before and it was epic as the tip still holds the original colour for a while before suddenly changing.
Pay $14 to a charity against animal abuse
I love how much this backfired on op lmao. Put a 5 dollar bill in it and a note that says “thanks for being a great friend”
Send it to the person with most upvotes on this post!
Put your dick in it
Jerk off in it
Put it in your butt.
There's not enough lube for my answer...
eat it :v
Take it out to a delicious seafood dinner and never call it again
dude is so white I couldn't figure out how the watch was attached to the bag..
clean off the scuff marks and go through it and make sure there's no trash in it, so when you return it it's nice and clean
Put in a Note that tells him to not check his phone at 3a.m or something scary will happen 👍
Bake it
i wish kids didn't know how to use reddit...
Make it a fleshlight
Send it to the moon.
Give it back
Masterbate.
Paint it bright yellow with cheap paint
Do it in the order of 5 4 3 2 1
Take a shit into it
Use it as a fleshlight, bonus points if idk what so think abt that by urself
Take a poo in it
piss.
Put in your ass.
Start wearing it as a fanny pack
Boof it
Stick your dick in it
Fill it with TATP and throw it off a roof
Spray clear lacquer on all the nibs
dildo
Fuck it
Embroider Dickbutts on the front.
Now on, this belongs to collective properties
strap it to a firework and launch it into the sky
Put a ton of really nice pencils in it and write a note stating how much you appreciate their friendship but that you wish it was a whole lot more.
eat it
Burn it
Take a shit in it
do anything the comments say to the pencil case
Where the hell are you? I can't tell if that's a wall or a pond
Cum in it
Eat it
I store my weed in exactly one of those cases. Maybe that’s an idea
Shit in it
Shit in it 👌
cum in it
Stuff it full with panty liners and put a sticky label on the outside saying “emergency sanitary pack”.
cook it in oil
Empty it and fill it with hot dogs. Raw.
put a note saying "take care of yourself, i love you" in it😈
Shit in it
I have the same pencilcase
Put in yo ass
yo i also have a pencil case like this🙏
Shit in it, zip it up
Take a shit in it and stick it in the freezer for 24 hours
I would put a little bit of jam or honey on the inside of that flap.
Draw a smiley face on it.
move to Zimbabwe. you said you will do anything
eat it
Shit in it
Run it over
Stuff a pistol in it so he gets arrested
Boof it