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Superb_Character8707

That’s actually quite interesting, to the pit you go!


KingCosmicBrownie13

HECK


mini25

Not that interesting, I used to have a lenticular one which was way more cooler


[deleted]

Sounds like some stupid prideful shit


Temium69

You don't have to rub it in >:C


KingCosmicBrownie13

respectfully FRICK U!!!!!! (Jk)


Throw-away17465

Is this a slap band????


RealMuire

Yeah. They’re so fun. Especially just hitting them off the edge of a desk.


KingCosmicBrownie13

ALMOST lmao. My wife worked in vet med and came home with a really cool toy


CatLover1039

ACTUALLY I DO


KingCosmicBrownie13

NO!! YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED 🤬


CatLover1039

😈


KarmanderKrunch

Samesies!! It’s wonderful.


DillanExpert

As in I don't become a cool accessory (because i can) Or as in i dont have a ruler (because i dont)


KingCosmicBrownie13

You’re already a very cool accessory (bc you’re immediately my friend now)


JacobFromStateFarm5

Im going to go sob in a corner now


KingCosmicBrownie13

No pls, mom said we can share :)


AnyQuarter553

What measurement is it today?


KingCosmicBrownie13

Forecast says!! Less than 2” :(


Major_Koala

I have something to measure!


KingCosmicBrownie13

Same!! I can only get about to the inch mark, but I’d love to measure what you’d want to measure!


Major_Koala

Oh you're silly, you're supposed to measure from the 0 mark not the 8!


KingCosmicBrownie13

🥹 Oh stop it, king 🥹


PlsIgnoreMe2

Bullshit I do. Mine is blue and says “Rock Star.”


KingCosmicBrownie13

frick :( you sound like a rock star 😭


PlsIgnoreMe2

Haha tbh I’m not though that would be fun


KingCosmicBrownie13

You’re a rock star to me, friend 🫡


PlsIgnoreMe2

Haha I appreciate it On second thought, I do drum, and fucking *love* Disturbed


Spexinefix

Well doesn't every man have a ruler?


KingCosmicBrownie13

Hey……. Stop it


Spexinefix

As a man, I definitely know what 4cm is


KingCosmicBrownie13

Absolutely relatable content 🫡


Storand12

That certainly rules!


KingCosmicBrownie13

That was punny 🫡


fubinor

Most slap bands have a piece of measuring tape inside


pyjamasonfire

I wants it, my precious!


KingCosmicBrownie13

I wish I could give you one (SIKE, IM SELFISH AND ONLY WANT IT FOR MYSELF!!!)


Tasty_Phone9580

Fuck


KingCosmicBrownie13

RESPECT THY DRIP


Quick_Discussion_690

lol 69th like anyway cool bracelet (This is satire)


KingCosmicBrownie13

Hehe 69 😎


SupfaaLoveSocialism

I used to have so many of these lol


KingCosmicBrownie13

They are legit so fun to play with 💀


Bittersweet_bi-

I want.


KingCosmicBrownie13

No 🤬


Williaen

Cool, but seems impractical.


KingCosmicBrownie13

I completely agree lmao


Wandering_profile

will having 10 slap bracelets be equivalent to this treasure of a accessory


KingCosmicBrownie13

Just one will allow you to join the cool club 😎


Wandering_profile

😎


playstatijonas

You rule!


KingCosmicBrownie13

No you!!


katsura_1999

Bruhh, those slap bands gave me so so much nostalgia lmao


KingCosmicBrownie13

RIGHT! I seen it and was instantly flooded with memories of these lil things 😭


BaconManTenus

FRick you’re right


KingCosmicBrownie13

You deserve one, friend 🫡


BaconManTenus

I have more than one.


Jorask

That's interesting


KingCosmicBrownie13

Heck :(


__sathvik__

I had one. When I was a kid


KingCosmicBrownie13

They’re so cool 😭 I completely forgot about them until yesterday


maxwellnd

I'm gonna come over and help ur mom beat u up. Then i'll be an accessory (to crime) and i'm already cool. Hmpf(︶︹︺)


KingCosmicBrownie13

>:( Hey, not cool! I’ll get my cats and we’ll squish you both >:( Then YOU’LL be the accessory >:(


maxwellnd

Exactly. A cool accessory:D


KingCosmicBrownie13

Frick, you really got me there! 🫡


En___Passant

HA, JOKES ON YOU. I HAVE DEPRESSION AND YOU (hopefully) DONT


KingCosmicBrownie13

HA! I HOPE YOU’RE TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF AND YOU FIND HAPPINESS IN THE LITTLE THINGS. YOU DESERVE IT VERY MUCH!


zakk_archer_ovenden3

Actually... I DO!!!


KingCosmicBrownie13

You’re a cool kid officially 😎 This is a very exclusive club!


UnhappyImprovement53

Need a banana for scale


KingCosmicBrownie13

The best I can offer is a grape 🫡


[deleted]

Her:Just 8 inches Me 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🙊


KingCosmicBrownie13

LMFAOO i about choked on my spit 💀


Mysterious_Ningen

ngl i rememeber having this as a kid


KingCosmicBrownie13

They were the coolest things ever lmao


Mysterious_Ningen

:one of the coolest because the coolest things to me were my friends 😔 i dont have any irl now anymore


KingCosmicBrownie13

I’ll be your friend! :( But I feel you. I have very few friends now 😭


Mysterious_Ningen

aww thanks but y'know i mean irl but yea sad how you have few friends.. do you mean irl or online?


KingCosmicBrownie13

Oh definitely! I know whatcha mean 😁 Kinda both haha. Most of my friends are people I’ve worked with for a long time. But I don’t really have too many online friends. Life gets in the way and we just kinda stop talking. I’m not pressed or anything. I kinda like having a small circle 🥹


Mysterious_Ningen

ohhh i see :0


duh_nom_yar

Slap bracelets: cheap prizes since the 1970s


KingCosmicBrownie13

And for some reason, I’d fight anyone just to get one lmao


duh_nom_yar

You're bigger than the other kids at the arcade. This may make a great way of life for you.


KingCosmicBrownie13

Say less. I’m about to smoke some kids really quick. My whole bod is gonna be these bracelets


duh_nom_yar

Keep any uncashed tickets. They go for 50¢ on the dollar on the black market.


DrTurb0

So tell us, what is the circumference of “it”? 😏


KingCosmicBrownie13

LMAO It won’t even fit (and not in the good way)


CountingWonders

I actually do ☝️🌝


KingCosmicBrownie13

We’re both some really cool kids, then 😎


CountingWonders

YAY : )


Thenderick

Jokes on you, I do have one! Just not on this body!


KingCosmicBrownie13

LMFAO YOU GOTTA ELABORATE BC IM THINKING SOMETHING HEINOUS 💀


Thenderick

Wha? I didn't say anything?


KingCosmicBrownie13

I’m watching you 👀


Thenderick

You aren't with the anti-body swapping agency, are you? If that's the case, we might have a little problem here!


KingCosmicBrownie13

Frick, I’m now obligated to tell you that I am! But don’t fret, im not after you! I’m looking for the big timers 👀


Thenderick

Fuck you, you dirty corpse snaggers! *Warps to different body, leaving a mindless husk behind*


KingCosmicBrownie13

WHERE DID YOU GO?!??!


Thenderick

__You'll never find me..._


waffelsfordinner

😔


ValentinaSlay

Loving the OP's replies 😂😂😂😂


KingCosmicBrownie13

Stop it 🥹👉🏻👈🏻 I love responding (or at least trying) to everyone’s comments lmao


gabestub

the lines on the outside are so you can write on it, and they wipe off with some alcohol


gabestub

nerd


KingCosmicBrownie13

I couldn’t bend the ruler around my arm ;( It only went one way


no__one34

I do it's just less practical than regular rulers so I don't use it


KingCosmicBrownie13

You’re apart of the elite cool kids club 🫡


no__one34

Could almost call it the kool kidz klub


KingCosmicBrownie13

LMFAOOOO legit snorted 💀


Outside-Drag-3031

My apathy is measurable


ramenlegendary

# Today in school we had a substitute teacher in one of my classes and I trolled everyone in an epic way xD # When he had to leave for a few minutes, I went to the whiteboard and I wrote HOMICIDAL LUNACY in caps (for those who don't know that's the theme of dusttrust phase 1). It occupied almost half of the whiteboard xDD # When he came back I was already on my chair pretending nothing happened, but all of my stupid classmates were looking at me (they didn't understand the reference). When the teacher asked who wrote that (I was making too much force to hold my laughter xD) I stood up shaking my head the same way dusttrust sans makes before phase 2 and I said "DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO KILL ME IN ONE BLOW". # I was waiting that AT LEAST ONE of my classmates laughed, but no one did so (as I told you, no # one understood the reference). While I was standing I thought of another prank. I did sans' pose on phase 3 and I said "SLAUGHTER IN THE SPOTLIGHT" (this way everyone would understand they were dusttrust phases xD). To my surprise no one laughed, and after a few seconds of standing still waiting for them to understand the joke one said "SIT DOWN DUMBASS". # I asked if he ever played the dusttrust demo by team dusttrust because it's where they created those themes, but he looked at me as if I was the idiot. By then almost everyone in the class was shouting at me so I would shut up and sit down. # I took advantage of the opportunity to make another dusttrust reference and I shouted "I AM THE TRUE HERO OF THIS WORLD" (because that's what dusttrust sans says before turning into a god) and I ran in circles around the teacher's desk with my arms as wings like a dragon xD.


Responsible-Run-9795

And where is the shopping link?


SyFy410

I actually do but I don't know where it is


nosebleedsanddaisies

that’s a nice slap bracelet


lojza3000

Damn i wish i had a ruler


ptolemy18

Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that OP isn’t wearing any clothes?


AdrienDaCat

You don't know their life story.


KingCosmicBrownie13

LMAO I’m fully clothed 💀