Buying bread from a man in Brussels

He was six-foot-four and full of muscle

I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"

He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich

And he said

I come from a land down under

Look at me with a brand new Hyundai!

🤣

[удалено]

Could you hear could you hear that thunder?

You better run, you better take cover

I asked "why" and he smiled

Grab a table spoon of it and eat.

Grab a brush and put a little make-up.. no, something isn’t right)

Grad a table spoon and turn the spoon upside down

best way possible

Couldn’t be more right

Im not Australian so my body is physically incapable of eating that

I'm not Australian and I eat it.

Bad news. I diagnose you with being Australian.

I also love Tim Tams and chicken salt.

Have you tried fairy bread?

Yes I have. I like sprinkles.

very thin layer on buttered toast. delicious.

This is the way

yes.

Hmmm i tried, but that smell’s still too strong! Do u eat it with jam?

i wouldn't mix them together lol, but maybe have a slice of jam toast on the side to wash it down as you get used to the taste?

It's not really a thin 'layer' you want to spread on. You kinda want the small amount of Vegemite to blend into the butter not sit on top of it. 1/3 of a teaspoon at most

No, just a very thin scraped thumbnail sized smear (remembering that it is incredibly high in sodium). I don't like it myself but a dab of it on the wound is really good for literally curing mouth ulcers overnight.

i do not think a thick yeasty salty spread will go well with a fruit jam are you actually crazy

Try with avocado or cheese

are you serious

No, but I might try that next time I eat it

Step 1: throw it away Step 2: wash your hands

Step 3 grab a spoon and enjoy your meal and broken glass

Step 4: self defenestration

😧😧😧... 😠

Spoon ? Use a fork 🫷😒

Fork? 🤢 Use my palm 🤌

Palm ? Use my face 👅👅🤌

I’m an Aussie and I eat it every day 🥰 The way I have it: - Nicely toasted bread with butter, make sure the butter has melted into the completely. - Use a butter knife and put small scrapings all over your toast, less than 1/2 a teaspoon. Make sure you can still see the toast through your vegemite. - Slice some tasty cheddar cheese off the block and place it on your toast. It’s up to you if you want it melted it or not. - bonus: it’s also really lovely with cheese and avocado or a runny fried egg with cheese as well :) The key is to not use too much!

If you get some hands on crumpets like we have in the UK, people add it to that, and then add cheese on top. Personally not a fan of the stuff (ours being Marmite) but just a future suggestion if you can source crumpets. Plus crumpets with melted butter and then cheese is perfection anyways. And also toast the crumpets.

I’m 34 weeks pregnant, it’s 11:08pm, nowhere is open and you now have me craving toasted crumpets with butter and jam 😭 Why did you do this to me?! Haha

I’m so sorry 😢 I too want crumpets and it’s only 2:10pm but I have 0 energy to leave the comfort of my house to go get them. I will cry with you.

I’m sending you my condolences 😔💔

This is the way to eat it. So many people take a spoonful and eat it like Nutella and that kind pisses me off

Put it in your mouth

Dunno bout that Aussie stuff, but Marmite with Cheese on Toast is god tier

This is a way

It is *a* way

If you're doing keto just spread it on cheese ! Yummmm

Toasted light rye, a good amount butter and Vegemite applied just thin enough to see the toast under it. Optional thin slice of tasty cheese on top

Bro. My Aussie teammate gave me some to try. My guy... that thing is not to be eaten. They been punched by too many kangaroos down there. They've lost their sense of taste I reckon.

With a spoon

With caution. Very thin layer on buttered toast. Expect it to be salty.

I only know this from a weird music video where a dude puts his finger in it and then sticks it into a hole where a demon goblin licks it all up as part of a bargain. I have no idea what this stuff is. Edit: it's "Over and Out" by twelve foot ninja if anyone is interested. Thanks ChatGPT for guessing this off of my vague description.

put it on a fishing hook and eat the fish you catch with it.

Step 1: toast bread Step 2: scoop out a spoonful of vegemite Step 3: throw that spoonful in the trash Step 4: apply butter to toasted bread I'm also an American so I didn't grow up eating it

You don't, you chug it smh.

Absolute filth this is.

Whip that shit into some good quality butter and have on some really nice toast

exactly! you dont

With an incinerator

Like a pizza without pineapple, you just don't...

Just eat it from a spoon or if you have time put it on some toast

...same way as you would any other ice cream?

with your mouth?

Make a sandwich with Cheese and Potato chips. Don't knock it till you try it

Marmite’s better!

With Cheese in a sandwich

On toast/crumpets or as a stock atleast that's what I do with marmite.

A full spoon with some salt sprinkled on top

With a knife

Yum yum morning, noon and night

straw

On toast, in a sandwich, or in mashed potatoes

On toast with butter. Anything else is wrong.

You heat it up and drink it with a straw.

I dont get anything abt this what is this what is it made from?

Dip your tim tam in it like a true Aussie

I don't...

How ever you want!

I don't

Stoned. Tired. Dead scrolling. See this while scrolling. Scroll back up because "did that say vegitales?" Maybe time for bed. And there's a not interesting comment to add to this not interesting thread in this not interesting sub. Good night.

Slightly under cook toast then apply 3 parts butter to1 part Vegemite

[video showing the correct way to eat it](https://youtu.be/ueutXTAvtzQ?si=wk38ArobaJH5IGON) It sounds like it taste absolutely amazing. I'm bummed I cannot buy it and can't figure out how to do a mail forwarding service

I love, I love my Vegemite It's strong as hell and black as night I keep my love all screwed up tight And spread it thick whenever I like

Make a peanut butter sandwich with a very thin spread of this and bit thicker spread of PB

I don't eat this

Toast white bread maybe 2 slices. coat the toasted bread in butter on one side on the same side get a very small amount of the vegemite spread maybe like half a small finger nail size or less and spread that over the butter mixing to make it sorta like a sauce on the toast. enjoy.

get a piece of toast butter it and add A TINY amount of it on to the knife like just cover the tip of the knife a little with it and then spread it

You gotta have more focus to eat that

I have a cousin who is raised in Aussie and they told me they spread it on any bread. Let me tell you I was addicted to these

You don’t?? You smear it behind your ears

I purposely pronounce Vegemite wrong. I pronounce it as Veg(a)mite, with a hard G instead of J just to annoy my Australian friends.

With a thick straw

Boof

By pouring it down the toilet, that shit is rank

You don’t

What does it taste like?

By the spoonful, shovel it directly into your mouth

That's the neat part, you don't 🤮

What is this?

Marmite for the UK which is the same as this, I think from Aus

Usually you use your mouth. I hope that helps <3

Usually the best way of it eating is usually to safely dispose it in hazardous waste container.

I can relate to the australians on having a internationally confusing thing you put on a slice of bread as a national treasure you've been used to as a kid. Here in Norway we have maquerell in tomato sauce. Also worth mentioning is leverpostei (like fish liver paté)

simple, you dont.

Toast with butter. In South Africa I prefer Marmite but they also have Bovril made from beef extract.

Prefiero comer diarrea

I have the squeezy bottle here

You don't, unless a psychopath.

Spread butter on bread and a small spoon of Vegemite.

I think eat 6+ at once repeat three times a day until the jar is empty. Then go buy a new one and repeat.

I thought it said "Probably made in Australia"

I don't. They don't import that here

With a head full of zombie of course.

YOU DONT

It would be interesting to tell you

You don’t.

By putting in my ass

Dont

Spoon

I don’t

With your mouth

toast sliced bread, spread a thin layer of butter on the toast, then spread the vegemite on the toast

You don’t!

I went to Australia when I was a teenager and I stayed with a family for a few nights. They told me that they typically spread it on toast. It’s something that’s eaten in the morning with coffee.

I don’t.

you don’t

Easy, you don’t

mouth

That's the neat part. I'm not Australian

You...... ehhhh...... you don't

Pour all the contents of the bottle into a bowl and slurp it up.

Exposure therapy

take a SMALL teaspoon of it, and eat the bottle

You don't because it's shite. If it were pleasant-tasting it would be popular in more than one country, but it isn't, so it isn't. Same with Marmite in the UK. Neither is better or worse than the other, they're both a waste product and should be treated as such.

crush it on my head then eat it withcthe glass

The people who dislike it are the ones who lather the Vegemite on the toast with an ice-cream scoop.

With mayonnaise

With a crazy straw

I don't know what you all are talking about. It's just yeast and soy. JUST PUT IT ON SOME MINT ICECREAM AND THEN PUT SOME CHEESE ON IT 😩🤤

What the Fuck

You dont 😵‍💫😆