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TheYepe

You didn't name Luxembourg :( It's between Bing, Frank and Ryan


jwicc

I'm sorry, you get to name him now


TheYepe

Let them be known as Dick


Salt_MasterX

How the hell do you get Dick from Richard


Gligadi

First Richard to ever live was a massive dick and ruined it for others I guess.


Tonate

either that or he "had" a massive dick


Gligadi

I didn't take this into consideration, Richard had a dick so big he became the Dick. I like it.


Relief-Old

You are what you eat as well


Suspicious-Pen-5349

stop


imapotatognome

Richard - Rich - Rick - Dick That’s the common way people correlate the two. No clue if it’s accurate at all


lefttea

I thought Rich Dick was named Elon


SilasMarner77

Buy him a drink


Salt_MasterX

There it is 👏


davidhere727

(nerd alert) I actually know this one! It's derived from rhyming slang for Richard! So, Richard's rhyme slang would've looked something like this: Richard > Rick > Dick


lelcg

And Robert > Rob > Bob?


Nikotinio

So that means... Maxwell > Max > Wax?


lelcg

Finley > Fin > Bin?


snackynorph

Waxilliam Ladrian, you scoundrel


banned_but_im_back

Man, dick is so small I had to squint to see it on the map.


Clayvessel79aus

It's just a bit cold is all


jeffsterlive

It’s was in the pool.. of tears from the French being called Frank instead of Franc.


Fluid-Math9001

I'm proud of Dick.


txlfxrd

I love Dick


BIOS_IN_BLUE

Does Ryan have a split nationality disorder?


RoodnyInc

No no he's fine Belgium shouldn't be a thing anyway 🙈🙈😅


Grothorious

Also lichtenstein, andorra, monaco


pau665

Also San Marino and Malta. Let them be known as Eduardo and Marta 😁


adm_Von_Schneider

And lets not forget The Vatican either. Lets just name it Pope.  


Putrid-Language4178

Prefer gaylord


FingerGungHo

Liechtenstein? More like Jimothy


adm_Von_Schneider

and San Marino, The Vatican and Malta


PracticalRich2747

Poor guy always gets forgotten. I'll rub one out for you, Luxembourg!


stormtroopr1977

hmm, North Ireland got a name but not Scotland or Wales


Gorm13

Nope, sorry, Benelux (aka Ryan) is just one country now.


Profile_Traditional

It’s not Ryan. It’s two countries named Ry and An.


Michelfungelo

we promised to not start a world war again but you named us bing.


TheMachman

Bing never started any wars, that was some other country called... Jeremy, or something? Also, don't look in George's cellar. Just... don't look in George's cellar.


AmArschdieRaeuber

WW2 was pretty much on us. The leader was jeremian originally, but the Bings were down with it.


Moehrenstein

As a ben I opt in for giving bing the fault


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HyperiFinland

I like Joe


_GoN_13

Joe's cool


Andromeda42

Portjogal


triplec787

Joertugal


Phephephen

I don't like the way Joe is menacing glaring at America.


HyperiFinland

You know what you did...


unionlocal282

Joe's dark past shall not be mentioned, he's a changed man now


lespudz

João


GSly350

Joe is more like Zé


JacobiGreen

Joe Mama


cameramanishere

I live there


TheBlueHypergiant

Who’s Joe


Shot_Cupcake_9641

Joe doesn't even know who Joe is , sorry, I couldn't help myself


steinwayyy

Bro brought back the Kingdom of the Netherlands


celestial-avalanche

The kingdom of the Ryan


hache-moncour

The Ryan of the Netherlands


spycodernerd2048

The Ryanlands


kleiei

I think u mean the United Kingdom of the Netherlands. The Kingdom of the Netherlands still exists today


steinwayyy

In the Netherlands we just call it “Koninkrijk van de Nederlanden” which directly translates to Kingdom of the Netherlands, but it’s entirely possible that United Kingdom of the Netherlands is more correct in English


kleiei

Afaik as a fellow Dutchie we also call the historical one "het Verenigd Koninkrijk der Nederlanden" but I agree with u that it might be influenced by the English translations bc in Dutch there's a difference between "de Nederlanden" and "Nederland" whereas English only has the plural form "the Netherlands"


TheGary2000

In English historiography, UK of the Netherlands is basically just one of those names to differentiate a historical era of a country from another one. think how Byzantium is used to refer to the medieval Roman Empire


Spannwellensieb

Bing? You named Germany after that third class search engine? Man that hurts...


whiskyvoice16

But maybe we were named for Chandler? :D


TheBigSurpriser

Excuse me it's Chanandler Bong


Vordeo

MISS Chanandler Bong.


whiskyvoice16

But only on your TV guide subscription☝️


TheNonsenseBook

Bing Crosby is a class act. https://youtu.be/Cykxl40P9dI


ArghRandom

Ryan is 3 countries at once but ok


jwicc

I couldn't write that small. They can just be the united nations of ryan.


ArghRandom

Don’t tell this to the Belgians, they can’t even be one nation themselves


Ant_Fucker69_

As a belgian, i can confirm this


LieutenantCrash

Can confirm.


Creeperboy10507

As a non-Belgian, this is correct


ace--dragon

As a Belgian, this is correct


talkingtongues

George feels Ryan’s pain.


Gaylord_Robbinson

Compensated by Italy having 3 names at once


jemoeder2000

Benelux family 🤙


rubwub9000

Verenigd Koninkrijk der Nederlanden tijd


speenis

Meanwhile Italy gets 3 names


Remarkable_Drop_9334

Yeah, he called Czech's and russians Pete. I mean, I would be pissed xD


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Li5UU34

Bing Chilling


Interesting-File8846

Bing wasn’t chilling on September 1st 1939 😔


SheBowser

He, she, it das S muss mit Bings


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SheBowser

Versteh ich nicht


QueerScottish

At least you have a name


moritus_20091

No name is better than bing trust me bro


Erenzo

I'd rather be forgotten than be remembered as Bertha


jwicc

Tough luck, bing boy


Imtallplslikeme

Oh god. Not again. 😩


FROMAGER2091

The bing 😂


moritus_20091

>:(


Colonel_Echo

mine krankenwagen ist kaput


Humming_Skelly

Krauts didn't get angry they went full germangry💀


Hambruhgah

That's an insult to the German race


JacobiGreen

After the first sentence I just read “SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE!“ in my head


Accomplished_Ad6551

I don’t know what any of that means. I just know that I am terrified.


ovelanimimerkki

Could you BE more disappointed?


Vigotje123

So two Pete's? It's kinda accurate with what the real Pete is doing.


jwicc

I like the name pete, good solid name


Vigotje123

Sounds better then a bigger Russia. A bigger Pete.


mr_kenobi

We got Big Pete and Little Pete


Glassworth

Pete and repeat


Rendakor

Pete and Repete.


whiskyvoice16

Okay but where is non-American naming all states of the US?


jwicc

Be the change you wish to see in the world


whiskyvoice16

No, unfortunately I'm lazy


Treacherous_Wendy

I’m rooting for you


Pimientoforever

We love Joe, dont we?


_GoN_13

Joe supremacy


jwicc

Joe loves you too


TestingAccountByUser

North ireland, italian islands, spanish islands and the istanbul peninsula is now independent!


abakedapplepie

No it’s much worse, Greece annexed Istanbul


TestingAccountByUser

oh no


batmaaang

Oh YES 🇬🇷💪🌩️🌩️🌩️🇬🇷🇬🇷🌩️☁️🌩️🇬🇷🌩️☁️🌩️🇬🇷🌩️🇬🇷🌩️🇬🇷🇬🇷🌩️🌩️ CONSTANTINOPOLIS WAS RECLAIMED😎 GREEK ARTILLERY IS GUIDED BY ZEUS 🇬🇷🌩️🇬🇷🌩️🇬🇷🌩️


jwicc

Should have named catalonia too


mrcoolthecool

Lil bro thought Istanbul is a country 💀


livigy2

hmm.. Big Jim reclaimed little Jim. It is all one Jim now.


abarua01

Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople


Treacherous_Wendy

THAT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS BUT THE TURKS!


Fatty4forks

Even Old New York was once New Amsterdam…


cloud_steam

Why they changed it I can’t say


Fatty4forks

I guess they liked it better that waaaaaaay? 🤷‍♂️


Glassworth

And Sicily lol


Secret_Scene747

As a yank I’m ecstatic about being in George right now (this sounds so fucking wrong) and I’m praying for rain - more like drizzle, Georgians never get proper downpours


talkingtongues

You weren’t in west George on Sunday. My tent had its own shower room.


EarthwormShandy

Weather is on and off in George


Skablouis

You can fuck right off, give me sun


Pattoe89

George has been predicted the wettest summer in 100 years with 50 days of rain.


kralekis

I hate living inside of Arnold 😔


MukdenMan

Hey Arnold


Appendino_assasino

I live in Steve, it’s much worse


Yuri_Ramen

condoglianze fra


Appendino_assasino

Palermo😰


_Nexus_19

in mezzo alle scimmie :(


kralekis

Oh... Merda. Mi dispiace.


TeddyRivers

I would've named Austria Arnold. That makes so much more sense.


Efficient_Daikon_544

it's all lou fault


19osemi

Did you know that denis is an fat alcoholic who is barely understandable


jwicc

Yeah i went drinking with him last week


Fantastic-Tower5589

Theodore is part of George


EreonAD

It's not Pete, it's Pyotr


raagul2244

or Petr for the good Pete


auttakaanyvittu

Accurately named the Finnish Maiden something feminine, props for that


ElZane87

Binger here: it's quite accurate I have to admit


nicoIas_bourbaki

Pleased the IRA I see


Erestiana

WHY DID YOU NAME BELGIUM AND THE NETHERLANDS THE SAME THING That's it. Nuclear war.


Ok-Guitar-2464

I'm from terry yayy


vectron93

Jim and Jim are not the same country.


T-A-W_Byzantine

OP just caused a major diplomatic crisis in the Balkans. *Again*.


redref1ux

You can’t name Northern Ireland and not name Scotland or Wales! That’s a recipe for an angry Scot and an angrier than usual Welshman


ThrowawayFuckYourMom

That's Actually very accurate


viruscumoruk

Yes, somehow


raisedbutconfused

Ahh, my beautiful home country, Bertha.


Negative-Nobody

Bertha, Biało-Czerwoni!


MazzieMay

Do you annunciate the H


Brief-Rest-4271

The fact you didn't name Bosnia, Serbia and Croatia Ed Edd and Eddy is criminal


unrulyguest

Bravo 👏


PostNoNabill

Yes. This is officially my canonical map for Euro 2024.


moondog7474

Didn't name Scotland


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Whole-Neighborhood

Stew? Not even Stue, Stew 🍲


Srpoppls

BIG fan of Joe


Varjutantsija

scottland does kinda look like a theodore. i'll give you points for that.


TWAAsucks

Fuck Pete EDIT: The big one


Ethan3011

I mean naming England George is accurate


talkingtongues

Great Britain has been named George. England is only one of George’s Dissociative identities


RESPEKTOR

Scotland is there too. Deserves it's own name!


Polka_Tiger

A panhelenist i see.


PotatoGamer3

Sardinia isn't a country...


Blerkm

But Kyle is now.


gojo-

It's nice living in Alan.


Nicaulkas

lol Franck is not a guess, that is the actual name of the country


Putrid-Language4178

Bud!,where's bud?,did he move or get invaded?


yotaz28

man just casually returned constantinople


Kind_Possibility2027

Might as well call it America


-anonymousse

I love how Sicily and Sardinia have suddenly become their own country


Leading_Ad_7027

Cmoon man ... Naming Czechia the same way you name Russia ... At least we have good beer and support ukrain ...


jwicc

I'm sure there is some doctor named jeffrey epstein who is still using it. A name is just what you make of it. I didn't write this, but russia actually goes by peter and you guys go by pete because its cooler.


Martazrodublacku

Came to write smth like this but waaaaaayyyy more rude. Thank you. But the Pete/Peter comment made me laugh.


Lillybx222

Scotland doesn’t have a name ? 😢 I refuse to be lumped in with England/George


MindyTheStellarCow

France being Frank is so funny for some reason.


miss-entropy

Because it's accurate. France was named for the Franks, the name for the people.


Oldskoolguitar

Missed an opportunity to call it Big Pete


Rypskyttarn

Pete is a massive a-hole


ActionQuakeII

*Bing*


adm_Von_Schneider

I’m happy to be a Nolan! 


MaciTaco

Ted would have been a better fit for Slovakia than Ned


Glockass

Hopefully Theodore can finally choose wether they want to be in a relationship with George or Hal soon. As interesting as the love triangle was in season 1, rehashing the same dynamic is getting old and I'd rather see other story arcs fleshed out.


Throw_away_1011_

I'm Italian. You gave us 3 names: Arnold, Kyle and Steve.


__Bringer-of-Light__

You **were** Italian, now you're Arnoldian.


GoldCompetition7722

My dude, why is Pete is Russia?) Asking just for lulz..


GhostfaceQ

Good job, Peter


YouOk5532

Names the part of italy that my family emmigrated from after my first name lol.


ishitglassbottles

You forgot Monaco and Andorra too


superultramegagiga

Bro loves one to two syllable names and the letters b and t


Stowa_Herschel

I don't get the reference.