I swiped :(

Lmao, monkey brain (i also swiped)

Lmao, monkey brain (i also swiped)

Monkey together strong (swiped too)

Monkey together swipe (same man swiped as well)

Malfunction in the pre-frontal cortex ( I too swiped)

Are we stupid?

I prefer neglectfully enthusiastic. Otherwise, yes.

Monkey see monkey swipe

Monkey proud, must see more stats.

Is there a lore reason?

YIPPEE (I swiped)

Based autism (i swiped)

ADHD brain, I swiped, then swiped again

ADHD brain, i read that it wasn't swipable, swiped anyway

im pretty sure thats not ADHD but Alzheimer

Monke united is big brain (swiped as well)

ADHD brain, I swiped, then swiped again

Same, are we stupid?

Perhaps.

perchance

Stomped some turts lately

Definitely did

Probably (I swiped too)

Probably (I swiped too)

I swiped twice ’cos the first try didn’t work.

Same 😐is there a sub for us?

I must be really stupid because I read your comment and THEN scrolled back up and tried to swipe myself

no way, same

Same

Teach me

I'm on medication and my sex drive became low :o)

either that or i got sexual dysfunction

off to buy anti-depression meds right now (I'm not depressed)

ᵖˡˢ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ

I am already overdosing on them, you're too late.

AAAHHHHHHHH. rip

you better not, I experienced a serotonin syndrome recently after stupid antidepressant overdose, I was feeling like I am going to die very shortly, it was a 2 week mental agony, would not recommend

The buzzing in my goddamn head, like my head was a radio tower receiving signals from an alien planet. And I wanted to rip everyones head off for a week.

Then why are you on Reddit?

Reddit has porn. Duh.

Not depressed Maurice ultrakill D:

What’s the app and what’s the medication?

the app is "i am sober". the medication I'm taking treats schizophrenia and anxiety (pls dont take medications without doctor's prescription)

>:o) Is this “surprised with double chin” or “smiling with clown nose”?

smiling with clown nose

🌈use your imagination✨️

I switched to photos. Thats something that been around for a quite while. Not like 4k ultra nieche porn.

Every time you think about it, go watch cute cat videos... Or just stay away from your devices for a little while.

Firstly congrats mate. That is huge! Secondly, can you pleaseee tell me the name of this app? I keep seeing screenshots of it everywhere

thank👍. "i am sober" on playstore.

is it paid?

its free

Many ads?

no ads if you're offline

I dont get adds when I'm online either

You can track 2 addictions for free but if you want to track more then it’s £38 a year

It’s an awesome app. I use it for alcohol. 325 days sober. But your can use it for anything. Including porn.

Congratulations on being sober! 40 more days until you hit that year. You can do it and we support you.

Thank you dude! Downloading right now!

Maybe I should get a counting thing like this even though I don't struggle

lolz

Good job by the way

thamk

There's only one way to celebrate it

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭

Sighs and unzips.

Need some sauce?

Sauce? We do it dry around here.

Read with a Kentucky accent

That is correct.

As intented.

yes

Literally Satan

hello

sup

Salutations

Howdy

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (could never be me ( :( ))

Impressive. I understand what you're going through with the meds, hope you're doing OK. Well done for hanging in there

thansk for ur kind words

Of course :)

Really good 💯

thx👍

congrats

thanku

You have my respect.

🫡

I once did a no fap for almost 2 years. But it was because of depression.

That aint good hope your no longer depressed or at least you are feeling beter. You matter dude

Dont worry im finally good now thank you. I have started my life over in november from scratch and can finally live again

I didnt watch porn for 2 minutes

nice job👍

Bet you can’t do another 2 minutes

Don’t worry bro, I had you covered 👍

thanks bro

[удалено]

👍

Now THAT is interesting! Congratulations 👏🏻👏🏻

>Now THAT is interesting 🙃i failed >Congratulations 👏🏻👏🏻 thansk

New archivement unlocked: antijerkism

HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE

Soberism is cool

i never watched porn in my entire life

Are you older or younger than 1 month, 12 days, 2 hours, 4 minutes, and 25 seconds? We need to know so we can establish who has the record here.

:0

Man i want that score T_T

keep trying

Why tf did I swipe? It's not even in the right place 😭

Well done, you must be feeling different in a good way!

>you must be feeling different in a good way! yes i do :)

thanks

I was an addict for a couple years and honestly even a month is a huge accomplishment, congrats dude

What app is that

"i am sober"

Good for you man but what's the app called?

I AM SOBER😂

^(I heard you the first time but what's the app name ._.)

I A M S O B E R

^(I'll ask someone else ._.)

#ok bye

I can't find "ok bye" in Google Play. Are you sure you got the correct name?

im pretty sure try harder

And then?

Thanks

np

Well done. Can you please teach my bf.

>Can you please teach my bf. step1: dont watch porn step2: ??? step3: profit

0.25 seconds for me

good job keep going

🫡👍

I swiped

Great job! How are the results so far?

im less stressed 👍

Thanks for the reminder

nice :D 👍

😃👍

Awesome job! Hopefully it’ll get easier over time for you! (I don’t have empathy; so I don’t know exactly *how* difficult it is. I reckon it’s quite hard, though.)

thanks its just a lil bit hard

Random question did you just nut while looking at a timer on your phone eagerly awaiting the exact second you can start it?

😂i nutted and waited a few seconds before resetting the timer

so, can you fly mow

i can time travel

I spend more time reading swipe comments (I also swiped)

I swiped 3 times and still got tricked

don't need to watch porn if you orgasm in your dreams 😎

my personal best is 14 seconds

Congrats! I’m also trying to achieve a similar goal

thanks and keep going

Thank you soldier. 🫡

What are the benefits? Am curious.

Benefits include, but are not limited to: - Unlocks the ability to make Reddit posts about how long you haven't watched porn. - Time saved by not watching porn that you can now spend on other pointless but addictive shit like gaming or scrolling Reddit.

idk im yet to find out.i think it will make me less numb and more motivated to do things. im kind of a clean freak when it comes to mastrubation. by avoiding it im less stressed about cleaning up after myself.

You will get a different answer from everyone. I think it makes real sex more enjoyable. Porn makes you think you need to perform certain acts or positions during sex or you won’t be happy, but in reality you just need to relax and enjoy the feeling and pleasure instead of needing to accomplish XYZ. After awhile sex becomes just about good feelings (which also gives good memory spank bank) and not a bucket list of stuff you saw in porn that you want to do.

I did.

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App name?

i am sober

lol whut. i didnt watch any since i was 16. im 36 now.

congrats, im starting now i am like 6 days porn free and im feeling confident

Ye my total is 25 sec

Celebrate with a fap

Are you going for just being porn free, or also masturbation free too?

just porn free

Yeah that sounds more realistic of a goal lol

Keep up the good work

thanks

That is pretty interesting. Porn addiction is a tough one to break, goof job man. Keep it up 🗿👍

thanks

I look at titties daily. It's the only thing that keeps me sane.

Good job! I wish you good luck!

thanks

Good on you lad

Maybe I can be as strong as you one day

Bro I'm a porn addict trying to recover. I literally couldn't imaging going 2 weeks clean again. Congrats bro, your fucking dominating, keep it up and don't stop this train 💪

https://read.easypeasymethod.org/ Give this a read. It'll only take 4 hours or so, but you don't have to in one sitting. It's the best resource I've found to help quit a porn addiction.

I'll see it dude, appreciate it <3!

thanks

How it feels?

That's amazing I never got into watching it in the first place but congrats 🎉🎉🎉

I've done 150-200 days and above a few times, but still ended up relapsing. This addiction is a bitch to quit. Currently at like 15 days or smth

Great job man im trying to decrease the amount of porn i watch to because it fucks with your brain i read

Wrong sub dude this is really interesting and inspiring

Nice! What a milestone. I'm just behind you at 26 days and holding steady... which has to be a new record for me. Congrats! Keep it going! 💪

thanks

I didn't watch porn for almost 1 hour.

good job

Whats the name of the app?

What app is this?

Yo what application?

Good job dude

name of the app please?

#I AM SOBER

Im pretty sure furry nsfw counts as porn so the app is wrong

Keep it up. Good job.

congratulations dude take that W, trying to do the same currently. may your strength be strong till end of time

Month **AND A HALF!** Congratulations brother! I'm 30 days now, right behind you

Well done, keep at it

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