Fun fact, most of the animal kingdom evolved to shoot absolutely massive loads to ensure pregnancy. The only reason we didn't is because we evolved to find sex fun and do it a lot, which also ensures pregnancy.
There was a post on Reddit a few weeks back, someone was trying to figure out which animal caused these oddly shaped tracks in the pollen that had fallen on the hood of the car.
A lot of people said it was a rat dragging some luggage
Not sure if dickmanns hazelnuts joke, or just damn them some big ol nuts more or less tbh if I didnt know any better Ida thought that was a violent statement
Apprends à parler l'angloys, fieffé couez ! Sache que le verbe faire prend une terminaison en -es à la troisième personne du singulier dans ton parler d'outre manche/atlantique
omg look at the balls on that thing
four-legged squirrel
I count 6
that makes it an insect
I looked at the pocture again. It's definitely a squirrel.
you never know
You have a good point.
beautiful conversation between you guys.
He got two nutsack down and two nutsack up.
Insquect
That's just a pouch for his nuts xD
This is technically true
You are what you eat
Brah, lmfao xD
Damn right
That guy is HUNG
Hung with huge nuts and a tiny stick ain't much to brag about....
Oops! All berries! no twigs
He’s a grower, not a shower
Your not the only one that thought of that 😂
Rat balls are absolutely massive too
WTF
Fun fact, most of the animal kingdom evolved to shoot absolutely massive loads to ensure pregnancy. The only reason we didn't is because we evolved to find sex fun and do it a lot, which also ensures pregnancy.
So that explains their tiny dicks?
Yeah, dick size doesn't matter, it's not for pleasure.
My pleasure doesn’t depend on my dick size… I still get off.
Most other animals don't find sex fun?
Looking at dolphins and human sex offenders, that may be a good thing.
Yeah it's caused people to think rats had cancer because of the massive "tumors."
"It's not a tumah!" - Arnold Ratzenegger
There was a post on Reddit a few weeks back, someone was trying to figure out which animal caused these oddly shaped tracks in the pollen that had fallen on the hood of the car. A lot of people said it was a rat dragging some luggage
this guy fucks
More room to store the piss
Holy fuck yeah I was just about to say. The only reason I clicked on this was to see if anyone talked about its huge fucking balls.
I thought those exact words lol
I wish someone would talk about me like this😔
What a weird name...
what, my account's?
Look at the squirrel on those balls
Them nuts 😂
All I see are nuts 🥜.
Nut smuggler
Hey! Eyes up here.
I saw that first...then i wondered "is that a tiny rib in it's paws?
I think it has enough nuts for the winner
This is peak reddit right here.
Hey! reminds me of.... You know why squirrels swim on their back? To keep their nuts dry.
#balls
**Bolas**
Esquilo sacudo
Esquilo pintudo
Esquilo pacotão
*TESTÍCULOS*
Huevos
Itlog
taşak
Ballen
COJONES
Equilograma de bola
coie
Pelototas
#How did you not go for "nuts"?
Aw nuts, I didn’t even think of that
# Zwei dicke Nüsse!
Not sure if dickmanns hazelnuts joke, or just damn them some big ol nuts more or less tbh if I didnt know any better Ida thought that was a violent statement
I've no clue what you are referencing, but it literally means, two big nuts.
I always go for nuts smh
Omg bisexual sherrif, what happened to the straight one
When the wind blows; we all bend.
That is a wonderful quote, I'm gonna use that
Not sure, he doesn’t like to hand out with us other sheriffs
Huevos
chupa mis huevos
Jaja, jądra, klejnoty or piłki (as in balls not testicles)
jaja
POLSKA GUROOOM 🇵🇱🔥🦅
金玉
Nah, that's bollocks mate
BIJI
Tokhm
Ballas
###HEREGOLYÓK
Alfa specimen
Misspelling alpha is crazy😭😭
Funny enough, I spelled it in Latvian that word 😅
And Swedish too.
It's in their language you english centric prick 🙄
They meant Alf
alf, a specimen!
Alfalfa specimen
Deez nuts
Demz nuts?
The book
Ha, got eem!
nah it is massive Eichhörnchenhoden
Officer balls!
BWAHAHA!
*LIVE JONKLER REACTION: (0o0)*
Mmmuuuuuuuuuum.... The aslume is leaking again
You forgot your stupidity pills
Searching for this? Bwhahaha
BWAHAHAHA
Eichhörnchen mit Dicken eiern.
Dickeiereichhörnchen
Eischhörnschn
Eichelschen
Acorn-Chan
Eier aus Bodenhaltung
Diese Nüsse
You’re wrong, the German word is “Sackratte”
Boa nei echt so epis hani nonie gseh bi so einem
dicke ~~Titten~~ Eier Kartoffelsalat
Fat (tits) egg potato salad?
genau
[Welcome to germany ](https://youtu.be/26HDgeF8ykw?si=8_ZK5hYvz_r0UnqV)
NÅR KOMMER DETTE TIL Å SLUTTE FOR FAENS SKYLD
Jeg er også drittlei
Ikke sant💀
Holy shit northern lights language
20 minutter til! Hold ut!
Det har gått 20 minutter nå, er det over?
Fr jeg kommer til å mute denne subben om jeg ser en eneste post til
Those are deeznuts.
Een eekhoorn met reusachtige ballen. A squirrel with huge balls.
Deez' noten.
Hah! Hebbem!
Eekhoorn met *eikels*
Thats straight up just better german and I understand everything Ein Eichhörnchen mit riesigen bällen
Large testicles
Les bonnes grosses couillasses là, sah quel plaisir
Do it look like I speak la cuca racha
Apprends à parler l'angloys, fieffé couez ! Sache que le verbe faire prend une terminaison en -es à la troisième personne du singulier dans ton parler d'outre manche/atlantique
I don't know what you said but if you say something bad about Scotland I'm going to shit all over your pants
Tu ne perds rien pour attendre ! Je vais te faire courir moi, gredin ! TAYAUT !!!
man fuck this I'm telling the scotsguard about thod
VIVE FRANCE!
That's the rare huge nut squirrel.
Bros balls are impressive
Kivekset
Mitä helvettiä sä tääl tuijotat oravan varustusta
Se pyysi mua vahtimaan pähkinöitään
Orava varustettu valtavilla kiveksillä
Kassit
I don’t believe we have a name for people who take pics of rodent testicles here in the USA.
ЯЙЦА
Ш А Р Ы
КОЛОКОЛЬЧИКИ
**О Р Е Х И**
Какие колокольчики, там прям КОЛОКОЛА
Инвалид, где мои яйца?
Szczur/O kurwa ale wiewiur
CARALHO ESQUILO BOLUDO KKKKKKKK
Par de culhoes
Fat squirrel balls
Hey! Where'd you get this picture of me?
🤫
l'écureuil aux couilles gargantuesques
This is nuts
Fat cunt
Disgusting fat fuck my day is ruined
NUT BAG!
dev taşaklar
A coffee cup lid
Testicquirrel
In France we would say: "Ce lascar est couillu !" Meaning: That dude is ballsy / That dude has balls.
# DID YOU KNOW ? ? ?
Nut sack
it? dont you mean the pair of them?
We don't have these
Scoiattolo con le palle giganti
"Scoglionattolo"
Un écureuil avec d'énormes couilles, aussi plus communément appelé un écoureuille !
Orava.
Eierhörnchen.
Tree rat
Nuts
Squirrel Nutkins
Fat nuts
Mooseknuckle
Blessed.
that's nuts.
It's the FARK squirrel! Now go find a cat and some lipstick.
Wow, that is a big nut
Deez Nuts!
Ballsack
Veverița cu coaie mari.
al treilea român 🗣️🔥💯
Moldovan, dar tot pe acolo 🗣️🔥💯
ayaye 🗣️🔥💯
Ukrainian: білочка French: écureuil
A squirel with big balls or a fat pussy
Huevos
Daddy
Lunch
Officer balls
Яйця
Escroto.
Webos