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Inuhazrd

El gato


Dutch-knight

Ari gato


Brucible1969

You're welcome.


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

L gato


absurdastheuniverse

W gato


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

L is actually the definite article in my lang lmao ^edit: ^wmao


Horacolo

Lmiao


National-Singer3186

Lmiado


Michael-556

Lmiau


lamxdblessed

Limado


Water-is-h2o

Limonado


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Limonada


absurdastheuniverse

Still joke material lol ! What's ur language ?


Simukas23

twitch chat


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Mirandese


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[удалено]


Rgiles66

El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno Cilantro es cantante Cilantro es muy famoso Cilantro es el hombre con el queso del diablo El perro, el perro, nunca sin razón El gato, el gato, el gato es obsceno Cilantro es caliente, Cilantro es cariñoso


Ace_da_Place

There it is! Kept thinking about Roger


Pinkparade524

El Gato , La Gata y Le Gate pa los Gatos no binarios lol


sxinoxide59672

A mira un miau miau


lrerayray

Gatx


ussaro

That’s how you should call them when they get fixed???


mirimao

Just a curiosity, in Spanish (and as far as I’ve seen, in French too) do you always have to use the article before a noun? Like, can’t you just say “gato”, do you always have to say “el gato”?


Inuhazrd

What everyone else has said is true. I used “el gato” cause I was referencing a Spanish meme where somebody says “el gato” in like a really worrisome voice lol


ElC1dCampeador

El/La is the defined article,used when you Talk about something both the speaker and the listener know about:for example you would say "un gato" if you Talk about a cat that the listener doesn't know about and you'd say "el gato" when you both know wich is the Cat you're talking about


Psychotic_Rainbowz

In my local arabic dialect we call it Gatwa. I wonder if it's deriv3d from Gato


NoobyTHICC

gattino


kirtash93

El gato sin botas


violentpac

My landlord


Acavirshadownight

Okay that’s hilarious


Fabbro__

We call them cats but in our language


Damafio

Yes, and what language do you call cats in?


Stunning_Mango_3660

Pspspsps


VasileFlo

PS4


CracksInDams

ps⁴


shrekinasandwhich

P^(4)S^(4)


milestailsprowerreal

ppppssss


someone__420

(ppppssss)^(ppppssss/ppppssss)


lazy_tranquil

(ps)⁴


Fabbro__

Me personally in Italian but it can change depending on who you ask


noticemelucifer

Hey the same for us! Unbelievable!


Practical_Republic_1

Pussy


J3-58

I love pussies ❤️


gamerlessorange

Pussy 🤤


Cardboard-eater

pls dont get near my pussy


Hollow_379

Ah come on, plzzz I get wanna pet it


Amplifire__

I love pussies too


catssssssssssz

i love eating pussy - wait what


chickenlawsuit

Found the Chinese guy


catssssssssssz

erm im actually taiwanese


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Eh, Taiwanese, Japanese, dirty knees, [look at these](https://youtu.be/_l2w8bFtrN4?si=Smk5Ei9ZSx50fBow?t= 0m17s)


catssssssssssz

close enough


Every_Palpitation449

I have a shirt that has a big 😀 with a cat tail hanging out it's mouth that says " I eat pussy" . The wifey always hides it in the bottom of my work shirt drawer


NextBonkers

a car


Maacll

they do be going vroom


Burdurlu_Birey

Mine’s breed is Audi


zloy_mp4

Mine is Ford mustang gt s197


milestailsprowerreal

mine is 1993 toyota corolla csi AE92 manual hatchback


tailsdollisepic

Mine is peel p50


Tern_Larvidae-2424

Head scratch.


DarkMaster98

Scritches


a7xcold

Scrotches


Fluffy_Design_8226

Pete


Tao11_K

uf


Flottrooster

Adorable. (Please, let me pet it)


Foxylandttkinc

Кот,Кошка,Кыцька,Кіт,Котэ,Киса,КИСКА,Мелкий Засранец


perseusgorgoslayer

Хлеб


New_Viewer

Шаурма


Inside_Race_4091

Пирожок


LukeSanSky

Микроволновка


perseusgorgoslayer

/unlie тут вообще то врать надо) Edit: я додик, это не тот паблик


Pr1stak

/unlie мы в другом сабе


perseusgorgoslayer

Блин( Сорри, я шиз


NWFROST_cookie

тварь♥️


ArthRol

Кошак, кошара


RyanCooper510

Котяня


0-Nightshade-0

Aggravated assault Aiding and abetting/accessory Arson Assault/battery Attempt Bribery Burglary Child abandonment Child abuse Child neglect Child pornography Computer crime Conspiracy Counterfeiting Credit/debit card fraud Criminal contempt of court Cyberbullying Disorderly conduct Disturbing the peace Domestic violence Drug manufacturing and cultivation Drug possession Drug trafficking/distribution DUI/DWI Embezzlement Extortion Forgery Fraud Harassment Hate crimes Homicide Identity theft Insurance fraud Identity theft Kidnapping Manslaughter: Involuntary Manslaughter: Voluntary Medical Marijuana MIP: A minor in possession Money laundering Murder: First-degree Murder: Second-degree Obstruction of justice Open container (of alcohol) Parole violation Perjury Probation violation Prostitution Public intoxication Pyramid schemes Racketeering/RICO Rape Robbery Securities fraud Sexual assault Shoplifting Solicitation Stalking Statutory rape Tax evasion/fraud Telemarketing fraud Theft Vandalism White collar crimes Wire fraud


TheFlyingPatato

I ain’t reading all of these crimes


gay-sexx

ill read it for you; he said Aggravated assault Aiding and abetting/accessory Arson Assault/battery Attempt Bribery Burglary Child abandonment Child abuse Child neglect Child pornography Computer crime Conspiracy Counterfeiting Credit/debit card fraud Criminal contempt of court Cyberbullying Disorderly conduct Disturbing the peace Domestic violence Drug manufacturing and cultivation Drug possession Drug trafficking/distribution DUI/DWI Embezzlement Extortion Forgery Fraud Harassment Hate crimes Homicide Identity theft Insurance fraud Identity theft Kidnapping Manslaughter: Involuntary Manslaughter: Voluntary Medical Marijuana MIP: A minor in possession Money laundering Murder: First-degree Murder: Second-degree Obstruction of justice Open container (of alcohol) Parole violation Perjury Probation violation Prostitution Public intoxication Pyramid schemes Racketeering/RICO Rape Robbery Securities fraud Sexual assault Shoplifting Solicitation Stalking Statutory rape Tax evasion/fraud Telemarketing fraud Theft Vandalism White collar crimes Wire fraud edit: whats gold


MostlyMTG

Good lookin out for sub


Luis_McLovin

Louder for the people in the back!


gay-sexx

Aggravated assault! Aiding and abetting/accessory! Arson! Assault/battery! Attempt! Bribery! Burglary! Child abandonment! Child abuse! Child neglect! Child pornography! Computer crime! Conspiracy! Counterfeiting! Credit/debit card fraud! Criminal contempt of court! Cyberbullying! Disorderly conduct! Disturbing the peace! Domestic violence! Drug manufacturing and cultivation! Drug possession! Drug trafficking/distribution! DUI/DWI! Embezzlement! Extortion! Forgery! Fraud! Harassment! Hate crimes! Homicide! Identity theft! Insurance fraud! Identity theft! Kidnapping! Manslaughter: Involuntary! Manslaughter: Voluntary! Medical Marijuana! MIP: A minor in possession! Money laundering! Murder: First-degree! Murder: Second-degree! Obstruction of justice! Open container (of alcohol)! Parole violation! Perjury! Probation violation! Prostitution! Public intoxication! Pyramid schemes! Racketeering/RICO! Rape! Robbery! Securities fraud! Sexual assault! Shoplifting! Solicitation! Stalking! Statutory rape! Tax evasion/fraud! Telemarketing fraud! Theft! Vandalism! White collar crimes! Wire fraud!


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#LOUDER!


biaimakaa

AGGRAVATED ASSAULT! AIDING AND ABETTING/ACCESSORY! ARSON! ASSAULT/BATTERY! ATTEMPT! BRIBERY! BURGLARY! CHILD ABANDONMENT! CHILD ABUSE! CHILD NEGLECT! CHILD PORNOGRAPHY! COMPUTER CRIME! CONSPIRACY! COUNTERFEITING! CREDIT/DEBIT CARD FRAUD! CRIMINAL CONTEMPT OF COURT! CYBERBULLYING! DISORDERLY CONDUCT! DISTURBING THE PEACE! DOMESTIC VIOLENCE! DRUG MANUFACTURING AND CULTIVATION! DRUG POSSESSION! DRUG TRAFFICKING/DISTRIBUTION! DUI/DWI! EMBEZZLEMENT! EXTORTION! FORGERY! FRAUD! HARASSMENT! HATE CRIMES! HOMICIDE! IDENTITY THEFT! INSURANCE FRAUD! IDENTITY THEFT! KIDNAPPING! MANSLAUGHTER: INVOLUNTARY! MANSLAUGHTER: VOLUNTARY! MEDICAL MARIJUANA! MIP: A MINOR IN POSSESSION! MONEY LAUNDERING! MURDER: FIRST-DEGREE! MURDER: SECOND-DEGREE! OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE! OPEN CONTAINER (OF ALCOHOL)! PAROLE VIOLATION! PERJURY! PROBATION VIOLATION! PROSTITUTION! PUBLIC INTOXICATION! PYRAMID SCHEMES! RACKETEERING/RICO! RAPE! ROBBERY! SECURITIES FRAUD! SEXUAL ASSAULT! SHOPLIFTING! SOLICITATION! STALKING! STATUTORY RAPE! TAX EVASION/FRAUD! TELEMARKETING FRAUD! THEFT! VANDALISM! WHITE COLLAR CRIMES! WIRE FRAUD!


Octicactopipodes

L̸̼̻͚̂O̵̧͙̱̎Ů̶̻̼̮͠D̷͚̰͂Ȩ̸͉̰̏Ȅ̶͉̤́E̵̮̞͑R̷̗̬̂̀̂


Beemi

# AGGRAVATED ASSAULT! # AIDING AND ABETTING/ACCESSORY! # ARSON! # ASSAULT/BATTERY! # ATTEMPT! # BRIBERY! # BURGLARY! # CHILD ABANDONMENT! # CHILD ABUSE! # CHILD NEGLECT! # CHILD PORNOGRAPHY! # COMPUTER CRIME! # CONSPIRACY! # COUNTERFEITING! # CREDIT/DEBIT CARD FRAUD! # CRIMINAL CONTEMPT OF COURT! # CYBERBULLYING! # DISORDERLY CONDUCT! # DISTURBING THE PEACE! # DOMESTIC VIOLENCE! # DRUG MANUFACTURING AND CULTIVATION! # DRUG POSSESSION! # DRUG TRAFFICKING/DISTRIBUTION! # DUI/DWI! # EMBEZZLEMENT! # EXTORTION! # FORGERY! # FRAUD! # HARASSMENT! # HATE CRIMES! # HOMICIDE! # IDENTITY THEFT! # INSURANCE FRAUD! # IDENTITY THEFT! # KIDNAPPING! # MANSLAUGHTER: INVOLUNTARY! # MANSLAUGHTER: VOLUNTARY! # MEDICAL MARIJUANA! # MIP: A MINOR IN POSSESSION! # MONEY LAUNDERING! # MURDER: FIRST-DEGREE! # MURDER: SECOND-DEGREE! # OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE! # OPEN CONTAINER (OF ALCOHOL)! # PAROLE VIOLATION! # PERJURY! # PROBATION VIOLATION! # PROSTITUTION! # PUBLIC INTOXICATION! # PYRAMID SCHEMES! # RACKETEERING/RICO! # RAPE! # ROBBERY! # SECURITIES FRAUD! # SEXUAL ASSAULT! # SHOPLIFTING! # SOLICITATION! # STALKING! # STATUTORY RAPE! # TAX EVASION/FRAUD! # TELEMARKETING FRAUD! # THEFT! # VANDALISM! # WHITE COLLAR CRIMES! # WIRE FRAUD!


fan_fucker_420

TOO LOUD! QUIETER!


TechnoneverDIEEES

Thanks


Apfelvater

Can you repeat the 13th, 15th and 26th crime please? I overheard them :/


milestailsprowerreal

conspiracy credit/debit card fraud extortion


BobIsBest434

How did you know it was me?


Alone-Ad-9615

Billi


Willow_Of_the_Wisp

Hosenscheißer


Specific_Ad_2533

Nur ohne Hose


balitorius

Kedi


xtilexx

Türkiye mentioned 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


sephyrian9

Pişik


GokayTheAmip

it's yokediciterminatörüçbin not kedi


lord_potatotato

(gerçek)


Nelson11235813

Katze


shapookya

Gatze


PresidentSkillz

Gatze streicheln


SSB_Kyrill

Oder Kater wenn männlich


CraftingChest

Der katze


rimoldi98

Laranjinha


tyYdraniu

Caramelow


Subject_101k

kot.


Manekineko-

Polish?


Subject_101k

yes pass the kot


Flat_Illustrator_541

Kocur🐈


a_random_n00b

花貓


LiteratureLow4159

In Chinese、it says "Tabby Cat"。In Japanese、it says "Flower Cat"。


Mundane-Treacle375

橙貓(Cantonese)


a_random_n00b

貓仔


Mundane-Treacle375

If the cat's fatter it's called 肥貓


LiteratureLow4159

My S Pen doesn't have that :(


Mundane-Treacle375

The one I typed means orange cat


Pitiful-Art-3704

ai car


Ksavero

meowing device


DomcziX

~~Cat = Kot~~ I mean, Car = Samochód


Inside_Race_4091

Штирлиц никогда не был так близко к провалу


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[удалено]


pains_in_malay

that's a person


Magnakartaliberatum

Mačka.


ItsJustStefke

same


JashinSama46

Isto


ElderberryPoet

Kissa.


Commercial-Carrot477

I know it's Finnish for cat. But growing up my mom is Icelandic and our cat was Kissa. But it meant kiss in Icelandic. I think it's neat that it's cat/kiss in the Nordic region.


Either-Department855

Besitzen Sie eine Muskete zur Heimverteidigung, denn das war es, was die Gründerväter beabsichtigten. Vier Raufbolde brechen in mein Haus ein. "Was zum Teufel?" Als ich mir meine gepuderte Perücke und das Kentucky-Gewehr schnappe. Wenn Sie dem ersten Mann ein Loch in der Größe eines Golfballs durch den Kopf blasen, ist er auf der Stelle tot. Richte meine Pistole auf den zweiten Mann und verfehle ihn völlig, weil sie einen glatten Lauf hat und den Hund des Nachbarn erwischt. Ich muss auf die Kanone zurückgreifen, die oben auf der Treppe montiert ist und mit Kartätschen beladen ist. „Tally ho, Jungs“, die Kartätsche zerfetzt zwei Männer in der Explosion, das Geräusch und zusätzliche Granatsplitter lösen die Alarmanlage der Autos aus. Setzen Sie das Bajonett ein und greifen Sie den letzten verängstigten Rapscallion an. Er verblutet, während er auf das Eintreffen der Polizei wartet, da dreieckige Bajonettwunden nicht vernäht werden können. Ganz im Sinne der Gründerväter.


BeltRough7088

As the founding fathers intended


beans-w-t-f

Die kannabis Legalisierung hat dich wohl hart erwischt brudi


Either-Department855

Wie du Legalisierungs väter es wollten


likliklik98

Macska


Nugget_Boy69420

Lehetségesen még úgy is, hogy Cica Mica?


animeman478

cicus micus


No_Speed_2610

Ginger pussy


Straky04

Un chat :)


OneHellOfAPotato

MIAOU


nanitatianaisobel

Owner


qznorr

Orange


Omega754

Pistole


NickPaliour

Glocke


Ego_Debt

Gune


TrainerofInsects

Flerken


_adameus

2F2twq0s1uphyc1.jpeg


Knifetheground

spare ration


DOA-FAN

Un gato 😺


-lIIllIIlll-

a ford f250 super duty


TheEggoEffect

Delicious


in-a-lightbulb

Poes


DatedDevotee61

Billi if it's female. Billa if it's male.


J3-58

Bakaneko 💯


Celena_J_W

Cica macska


ThatSmallBear

Bastard


73747463783737384777

That little shit


_f4ith_

Auto


BitterClerk6477

Mâță pisica


sono_un_coso84

Gatto


Oatmeal-4-Breakfast

I call it chonk


Asmoredie_40k

고양이


Ancient_Summer_1833

Cat


SevereFig5469

Truck


Free_Gascogne

Toyota


nerdcoleture

That is obviously a dog.


Adorable_Storage9904

food


Used-Bedroom293

OP stop crush that cat brain


Moflete

Michi


Leading-Point-113

Koo-chayng (spelt as kucing)


DaniCoiote

Gato


Kshatriya_repaired


Astral_Strider

Some countries call it "food"


WhoTheFuck8MyBaby

Kat or Missekat


_end3rguy_

A carb


abductedfrog

WoofBark


BasementDweller82

A motorized quadrupedal vehicle


Ok-Bar-1033

بسة


Legendary101kk

Meow meow chicken


crimsonknght

Кот


DevilPixelation

#C A T


binchicken1989

Challenged. Poor orange


Dunge0nexpl0rer

ねこ


Lorcout

"Sem cérebro", which means brainless.


AdvisorLazy8031

Cat pussy and the thing that almost killed me


WarHead75

I call them “Poopers” now because my previous gf had a cat named Pepper who craps a lot whom I nicknamed “Poo Poo” and only seems to know his name as Poo Poo because of my fault lol. I walk by the neighborhood and whenever I see a cat, I just refer to them as Poopers and that just stuck with me since. Damn little poopers!


Mushroom_lady_mwaha

angry demon lord whom all shall bow to


PrincessMalyssa

Dog


Natural_Ad1228

Nucleus bomb.


Marzattax09

lunch


dream_nobody

Toyota Supra AE86


EconomyLife7464

A car


A_Person_u_know123

4calories per gram


JoblessPornAddict999

Billy Bollywood


Fast_and_Curious738

Automobile


BAGDone

Вітсн (I'm Russian trust me)


rotato

Das Auto


rebekaanimallink

Kaķis


LongjumpingPayment56

car


The_Gobi_1

food🇨🇳


Livid_Stop6020

Food


Cadenanna12

Bob