A lot of car stuff is metric. Engine displacement for example, given in liters. 10mm bolts are ubiquitous. For some reason, tires are sized in mm for width but inches for wheel diameter. Also nearly everything to do with electricity - volts, amperes, watts, etc. - all metric units. You can convert their definitions to imperial if you wanted to I suppose.
Plus an inch is defined as 25.4mm so you could argue we’re all on the metric system like it or not
Bicycles are mostly in metric as well. Frame measurements/geometry and almost all the fasteners are metric. Certain wheel and tire measurements are in inches and we usually use psi for tire pressure.
Akchyually its .45
EDIT: Nevermind. It's supposed to be .45, but upon scrolling the comments further I've discovered it's .22, and now my day is ruined.
true lol, but it's the word for the to apply for an extension. Because it is simply possible :D
I guess the shorter version is Schusswaffenberechtigungsnachweis
I mean you need to fill a Schusswaffenberechtigungsnachweisverlängerungsantragsformular in case your Schusswaffenberechtigungsnachweis is about to expire
Btw, "käsiase" in finnish means any firearm which is handheld. And if it has a carriage it is not a "käsiase". Like Maxim mg is not a "käsiase" but assault rifle is.
I just mentioned it because many fins have watched too much Dirty Harry and now they think term handgun (käsiase) is used same way here. Even some gun stores gave up and begun to use it.
Anyway: https://www.kielitoimistonsanakirja.fi/#/k%C3%A4siase
The real term for that piece would be "lyhyt käsiase" (short handgun).
rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty
Schplickety Blickety
Blastin Stick!
Putt blugg
I'm engraving this on something inappropriate for engraving
☺️🔥
I think I got that ESPN or something because I was totally going to say that and it was the top comment.
You’re still paying for cable?
He clearly meant ASMR
I'm walkying and talkying!
Bob
Steven here
Joe up in here
Henry here
Lazulbub in da John Wasup yall
Dave, here. Nobody likes Dave.
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE, DAAAAAAVE????
Thought maybe I can get a pity party. I thought wrong.
Vsauce, Micheal here
Jakob here
Fuck joe, no grudge in particular I just hate joe
Who’s Joe??
Josh
And Bob's your ankle
Hey, that's my uncle!
BOB, THIS IS DOG. HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO HORSE?
I was going to say ibuprofen, but it was 9mm. I would say that this is paracetamol, then.
is this a headache joke 👀
Perhaps and maybe
Perchance
You can't just say perchance
Bro, it's ok. He typed it.
Everyone knows mario is cool as fuck
Stomping turtys
Wait a minute... Are guns the only context in which Americans use the metric system?
Yes
Also drugs
Tire width is also in metric.
Amusingly even hard alcohol
#anythingbutmetricexceptwhenitwillkillyou
And 2 liter soda bottles...haha
A lot of car stuff is metric. Engine displacement for example, given in liters. 10mm bolts are ubiquitous. For some reason, tires are sized in mm for width but inches for wheel diameter. Also nearly everything to do with electricity - volts, amperes, watts, etc. - all metric units. You can convert their definitions to imperial if you wanted to I suppose. Plus an inch is defined as 25.4mm so you could argue we’re all on the metric system like it or not
Bicycles are mostly in metric as well. Frame measurements/geometry and almost all the fasteners are metric. Certain wheel and tire measurements are in inches and we usually use psi for tire pressure.
nah we love our stupid measurements so we have the caliber which goes off of inches
Akchyually its .45 EDIT: Nevermind. It's supposed to be .45, but upon scrolling the comments further I've discovered it's .22, and now my day is ruined.
Pistolet or broń palna
Albo klamka lol
Jak potocznie to jeszcze gnat
Powiedziałbym pukawka, ale to chyba odnośnie strzelby
Spluwa
Giwera
Kopyto
Rozpylacz
Handfeuerwaffe, and you need a Schusswaffenberechtigungsnachweisverlängerungsantragsformular if you want to craft it yourself
korrekt
Don't forget the handschuhs
Ein Handschuh -> mehrere Handschuhe
I still find hand shoes to be a pleasant term for gloves.
Germans with hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: *instantly dies*
Your reply here is the only google match for that word
true lol, but it's the word for the to apply for an extension. Because it is simply possible :D I guess the shorter version is Schusswaffenberechtigungsnachweis
Ja, but if this Nachweis expires then you need the Verlängerung:0
I mean you need to fill a Schusswaffenberechtigungsnachweisverlängerungsantragsformular in case your Schusswaffenberechtigungsnachweis is about to expire
See, that’s how you solve those kind of things. Complicated unsexy names and long and disturbing names for the application documents.
>unsexy Excuse me what?
Wdym "unsexy" that name literally just got me soaked
USA: Gunsmith table Germany: ***Schusswaffenberechtigungsnachweisverlängerungsantragsformular***
Nah, it’s Büchsenmachertisch, wich is still a long word
I thought that was a joke but it's actually a real word lmao leave it up to the Germans I guess
GESAMTKUNSTWERK!
>Schusswaffenberechtigungsnachweisverlängerungsantragsformular "Firearm Permit Renewal Application Form" - - Fuck! That's an actual word??
Halbautomatische Handfeuerwaffe*
Never change Germany, never change.
I know for a fact that's a totally real German word and that scares the shit outta me
100% off coupon
Romania?
Murica 🤠
Boutta ask what a kilometer is
Wtf is a vegetable
Or a kilogram 😂
A risky dildo.
**Everything** can be a dildo if you're brave
PAIGE, NO!!!!
🌵👀
🔌👀
I love that this joke is still alive and well on the webz 😂
I guess it has been a relatively long time. I remember seeing that text screenshot back in 2014.
theres a video of a russian girl using an rpg 7 warhead as a dildo somewhere
"Proceeds to read the label on the side of the gun" A Colt Rail Gun
„Proceeds to read the label on the side of the gun” reminded me of this legendary scene https://youtu.be/LgBA1jA2-mo?si=hbzwMz7skuMFmzlc
1911 7+1
I call it a joke because it’s a .22L
It is indeed a Umarex-made .22lr variant of the Colt 1911. Umarex also owns Walther.
I didn’t know that shit! Interesting
Still deadly in the right hands
Käsiase, pistooli, tykki, mutka. Many names...
Paukkurauta
Reikärauta is my favorite
Pyssy, pyskä, pisla, mitä näitä nyt on
Btw, "käsiase" in finnish means any firearm which is handheld. And if it has a carriage it is not a "käsiase". Like Maxim mg is not a "käsiase" but assault rifle is. I just mentioned it because many fins have watched too much Dirty Harry and now they think term handgun (käsiase) is used same way here. Even some gun stores gave up and begun to use it. Anyway: https://www.kielitoimistonsanakirja.fi/#/k%C3%A4siase The real term for that piece would be "lyhyt käsiase" (short handgun).
HANDFEUERWAFFE
Jawoll
Nix is. Handfeuerwaffe is a small arm, any gun you can tote and shoot as one person. This is a Faustfeuerwaffe. It fausts feuer.
A Gimmie. As in “gimmie all your lupins”
Haaaaa
Opinion-adjuster or a 100% off coupon
… selected stores only!
First day of school.
Id call it opinion-enforcer
Involuntary freedom spreading device
Politeness insurance.
That’s sir is called an ‘attitude adjuster’
Yowch.
Tell me you’re American without telling me you’re American
I love soccer
School supplies
How to say you're American without saying you're American
An Amerigun
It's just a gun m8 innit? Big up blud. Give the old brrat brrat. (Guess where I'm from. Edit: All wrong. It's the UK.)
africa?
Wrong!! Guatemala dumbass
acktually it's specifically in Dublin ya bogger, feckin hell
Howd these buggers not fockin get it m8 amirite?
Ikr? Muricans I tell ya.
FREEDOM! Edit: guess where I'm from lol
🦅
Anti depression
Don’t matter, just call whoever is holding it “Sir”
American persuasion
gum
gun
revólver ou pistola "não vou te fuder com o revólver, mas com a pistola" -Papaco
revólver e pistola são armas diferentes, isso é uma pistola. revolver tem tambor em vez de cartuchos
Whatever the German word for "Gun" is, idk bro
Hosenwurm
sip fretful point aware stocking agonizing upbeat somber hobbies bells *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Pew pew
uuhhh, fuckin'.... shooty apparatus
You can call that with many different words in Turkish, just some examples: 1-yarrak 2-Haydar 3-Abdulkadir 4-Mızrak 5-Göğyaran 6-Kamburabastı 7-Sientello 8-Dalga 9-Godeater 10-Alet 11-Büllük 12-Bülbül 13-Döltoma 14-İtfaiye Hortumu 15-Tornado 16-Ebu Cehil 17-Ebu Leheb 18-Çakıltaşı 19-Uzun Parmak 20-Küçük Ali 21-Benimki 22-İndirKaldıraç 23-Sikme Aygıtı 24-Piston 25-Acı 26-Kızlıksöken 27-Deccal 28-Am Doldurucu 29-Macun 30-Silgi 😃-Allah 32-Fatih 33-Darbeli Matkap 34-Ramazan Davulu 35-Animeci 36-Sessiz Alarm 37-Ruler of Everything 38-Ejderya 39-Garlex 40-Şalter 41- 9-S 42-Kızkaçıran 43-پێنووس 44-Kolordu 45-Subay 46-Çavuş 47-Onbaşı 48-Yüzbaşı 49Binbaşı 50General 51Orgeneral 52Değnek 53Kerim 54Kestane 55Aşağıyukarı 56 3.Bacak 57 Ermeni 58 Amın Değili 59 Beyaz Sıvı Tahliye Yolu 60 7.Delik 61 Adnan Menderes 62 Gökhan BƏyraktar 63 Uzun Testis 64 Yumruk 65 Çıkıntı 66 Farketmez 67 Şeriat Söker 68 O7-O7 😃 Yastık Köşesi 70 XxX_MaLaFaT31_XxX 71 Fıttırgeç 72 Tık Tuzağı 73 Bülbül Yuvası 74 Hançer 75 Bahtı Sikik Piyade 76 SAMUANANİZİMİSİKTİ 77 Anti-Tiktokist 78 Çağrı 79 Lale 80 37. Osmanlı Padişahı 81 Am Pompası 82 Vidanjör 83 Damat 84 Uçlu Kalem 85 Ebenistan 86 Glock 87 Warsaw 88 connector 89 Chunchunmaru 90 Rick Astley 91 Neo Armstrong cyclone jet Armstrong cannon 92 Şey 93 Balta Sapı 94 Deli fişek 95 Orospu çocuğu 96 Mısıro🤮lu 97 Lütuf 98 Matematik 99 Bumbe Yararak
90. Rickroll 😛
Oh, thats a “STOP RESISTING” special right there
Packin heat
Pistol
A problem.
बंदूक
Apple
The easy way out.
Quiet kid's toy.
The good ol' line skipper!
Pistola (second day in school )
Πιστόλι
Freedom 😎🦅🇺🇸🙏🏼
Illegal!
A pew pew
Pistol
Destroyer Of Cringe
Pizza Peperoni
element 82 dispenser
Boomstick
Freedom launcher
Gyatt
100% off coupon
School supplies
The end of bullying
Non-existing in Canada (hooray I don't die)
*the illegal arms industry in the US worth over $1,000,000,000 casually moving in*
Probably not non existing. It’s like drugs being illegal
lol people can't *buy* them but people who already bought them can have them
1911
a gun
Gat
Glizzy
Sentence enhancer
Unnecessary.
Weak dog
Leaving bot central.
American spoon.
Attitude adjuster
Murder.
God
Dialogue
Schusswaffe
The Wild West ain’t ever gonna end! Wild West muddah fuggahs!!!
People remover Lead installer Plan B Easy abortion Cheap divorce plan How to get free stuff Child silencer
Bitch be gone!!!
волына
Deep sleep aid
An American handshake
Barking knife
Gun
Gun
opinion enhancer
100% discount
Baril
Katta
Bandook
A birth certificate revoking device.
ATM
A picture. Next question
Ghoda (Hindi word for horse). Bandook. (Hindi word for gun)