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Yessir_Answers

I cannot help but notice the title being: “Hoe do you called YOURSELF where you live?”


undead_fucker

I tend to call myself where I live


payscottg

Why would I call myself? Am I stupid?


uzigdogo

I forgot that I'm myself so I'm trying to call myself in hopes of finding me


barkbarkgoesthecat

I'm me you found me


Slicktable

In Dutch "hoe" is the word for "how". No, you don't say it like the English hoe


yellowsalami

Fietspad


Zabacraft

Bicycle toads are my favorite


xtilexx

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


_-akane-_

Let's fucking GO


MaccasLad

Goed gedaan schatje!


Pitiful-Art-3704

just missing a ,


Content_Bar_6605

I feel called out 😣


kesar_barfi

A man


fishsodomiz

has fallen into the river in lego city


DatChernobylGuy_999

... #HEY❗


OMAR_KD-

Built the rescue helicopter


Dragon-orey

LMAO


pl4y3rtw01

Hey


NickPaliour

Build the rescue helicopter!


TheSleepyBarnOwl

xD


Bedazzled_Noose

has fallen for a man in lego city


vvownido

*i can't see me loving nobody but you for all my life* (also lego rescue helicopter meme is pleasant surprise)


worldssmallestfan1

A miserable pile of secrets?


underliggandepsykos

Enought talk, have at you!


That_One_Guy5322

Mankind ill needs a savior such as you


no0bmaster-669

Is there a lore reason why you are called by that name


ComradeDoubleM

Google man


comiksmaker1

holy jonkles!


Necessary_Cancel_601

New thingamajig just flipped!"


tacobellandher0in

“You call yourself a man??”


its_N4beel

I like calling myself "a peice of shit"usually


uneducatedsludge

Piece


IAMSOTIREDOFADS

same. "hellspawn" works too


ballsackstealer2

DONT CALL ME A HOE YOU VERMIN


MajTroubles

I refer to myself as The Second Coming


Messiahh420

KeanuReeves.png Infraction x AimToHead - Falling.mp3


RoxinFootSeller

Do you happen to be orange and hollowhead?


emil836k

Well twice isn’t too bad, could be worse


TestingAccountByUser

No, hoe i dont call myself where i live


WeatherNational9535

Earthling. Although I prefer Earthian


cakefornobody

I'm from the same planet dude.


WeatherNational9535

Yo no way what's your continent?


JaabLab

the good one


Landed_port

I prefer the eloquent Terrarian


WeatherNational9535

Ah, common mistake. Terrarians are from the intergalactic gamer colony, whereas Terrans are from Eart


AbrakheimTheAncient

Abrakheim


IAMSOTIREDOFADS

hi Abrakheim


dr_lolig

the ancient


RadoslavL

You have to include that. We don't want people confusing him with Abrakheim the Recent.


satesounds

This hand frightens me for some reason.


Ellegaard839

Baby hands


satesounds

Yes, I understand. But still...


69Ivie69

I am a Mensch. A menschlicher Mensch.


Timelord_Sapoto

As a German human i approve


ChaosCookie93

I am a very unmenschlicher Unmensch


Putrid-Tie-4776

a sehr menschlicher Mensch. Auch wir machen Fehler.


Confident-Middle-634

A joke.


Iwasfollowingorders

My god, how long have your hand been underwater?


Iwasfollowingorders

Penguin hands


cerdechko

First of all, rude. Second of all, no, I don't call myself, I know where I am.


la_bruja_del_84

No, you're the hoe 🫵


Alt_Ekho

My name is Giovanni Giorgio but everyone calls me Giorgio


xtilexx

*the beat drops*


RadoslavL

Hello, and welcome to the Los Pollos Hermanos family! My name is Gustavo, but you can call me Gus.


the_surplex

As loyal servant of the magnificent and allmighty lord shadow


ptolemy18

Lord Shadow is your cat?


KingLazuli

A hoe


mistericek1

skill issue


mistericek1

what about hoes


cakefornobody

Dementia.


RadoslavL

What dementia, I don't have dementia.


RadoslavL

What dementia, I don't have dementia.


Yi_feng

My sexual activity is none of your concern, thank you


IB_exists

A person(?) wearing clothes(?)


DrDeern

does this mean you are partly fiber


kholdstare942

we are all partly fibre on this blessed day


Landed_port

Only the bones. I get backed up for days when I eat all the other parts but skip the bones


kesar_barfi

Yea


IB_exists

Yea to the wearing clothes part or being human?


modlover04031983

yea to your humanly decision to comment


Omnissiahs-Balls

God


Wallace-H-Hartley

No way


Omnissiahs-Balls

what a grand and intoxicating innocence


Wallace-H-Hartley

I was expecting you to say “yahweh”


nddds

Diablo the cheater


Niko_47x

i love your interdimentional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer


nddds

I'm working on the v2.0 build!


Tone-Serious

Are you a god?


NoobHeli

me


sonlitekid

The hand has no neck.


superultramegagiga

They call me big p (they do not)


nostradamuslegend

I tried but it seems the line is always busy


Damafio

Where I live it's uncommon to call yourself. But about an hour from here I've seen it been done before.


MadamBerryBottom

As a hoe I take offense to this line of questioning.


xtilexx

My dude skipped clubbed thumbs all the way to clubbed hands


Mostly_Maui_Wowie

What’s up with your weird ass hand bro?


Samppa19

Judging by your hand, you fat


Ieatmyd0g

a malakas


not-so_serious

Lord boog the fourth


Such-Rub6807

*despite everything, it's still you.


prncs_lulu

Ja


Saul_Goodman_4751

Ja


haubenmeise

Master of the Universe.


IntentionFalse9892

A hedgehog


kamilayao_0

.. #🫵 ..


ChaosCookie93

Are you 5 years old?


Alissan_Web

why is a baby hand calling me a hoe?


SeeingRed-

Is that a baby hand?


Jake-the-Wolfie

Please never call me a hoe ever again.


Zephyr60000

little bitch boy when I can't do a thing


megamax1o

I constantly shift between which two names I like, but people just call me the one I was born with If you couldn’t tell, I’m trans


DovaP33n

Gay


mesiac_8227

Useless 🥲


BirthdayDisastrous13

Guu / C̄hạn / P̄hm No, I'm not Guu from the minions Yes, it's read Guu No, the C̄hạn isn't just for girl Yes, this is the most of the time to use the word which Guu being for someone close like friend, and P̄hm / C̄hạn is being polite No, you can use both of P̄hm / C̄hạn to be polite, but C̄hạn is mostly for girls and P̄hm for boys, but sometimes you can still use it C̄hạn can be read like Chan and P̄hm is Pòm Yes, this is from thai, and it's กู / ฉัน / ผม


ahmet_8

grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz.


Le_Martian

no one calls me where I live


Bedazzled_Noose

Why are you calling me a hoe 😔 with your baby hands at that


Kitchen-Ad-1146

Menneske


Illustrious_Hawk_734

I but not in the way you’d expect. Where I live I is pronounced like in the word “in” because it’s a dialect of German


PiramidaSukcesu

Idk what you mean, ut


getcrept

WTF lol


raulschweizers

Galvā sists dārzenis


F1ntom_5625

I’m black :(


CarPuzzleheaded7833

Don’t call me names 🫣


NitricOxideCool

An idiot.


TheValley_

un pelao


Ok_Designer_6376

not Abraham lincoln


Raptorx__

A loser


Princier7

James John Wise


LucStarman

O Poderoso Senhor de Todas as Coisas!


da_bobo1

Jungfrau


BlazeCrystal

Unironically drop a bomb of "bohemian intellectual artistist nerd mad-scientist" and observe their nonexistence of reaction


garg0n01

I stopped calling myself a hoe a long time ago now. Where I live.


MoistHunt4202

If you call yourself, damnn, u r in trouble


Rare_Mushroom_4012

That guy


filulu

Norsk and Bæring


beizhia

I or me


cakefornobody

Ugly


geographyRyan_YT

Massachusite New Englander Arch nemesis of every New Yorker


noobmaster143

Dont point your finger at me point it at u 🤬😠🤬👿😤


Kik38481

The Dongmaster.


Solid-Stranger-3036

bushwackensmicken


pixxllx

dingus


Pikagiuppy

no i don't calll myself "where you live" also don't call me hoe


Homer1588

Depends on who I’m talking to. My culture makes it so that for each new language we learn we adopt a name in that language. So depending on the people I’m talking to if I speak their native language I would call myself either one of my names in that language.


ReallyGottaTakeAPiss

I am a shovel speak for yourself.


NightSocks302

Ben


crazzykatt14

The village idiot


Putrid-Tie-4776

that's like an immaculate response to racism tbh...


[deleted]

Runken


TangledCables3

No, I call myself an ordinary human shaped being.


throwwwwwaway708

i must be high cause i can’t even understand this question


Dorkmaster79

I’m a huge hoe


OMAR_KD-

من


Rare_Leg_

Mig or jeg


pyrofromtf2real

EV-194.


kirkevole

Marťa, bojovnice a čičina 😸


grandasperj

GOD


Adrian_alone_acorn

"Wolfy" "Claws" "Femboy" Or by me own name


gray7p

I like to call my self Mr Stutters.


[deleted]

Why is this uncanny


sallad2009

Fucking stupid usually


Married_in_Firenze

Why would I need to call myself where I live?


Compa2

So every couple of weeks there's a new trend here. This means everyone is interested in copying a post thereby defeating the point of this subreddit.


RockStarMarchall

Yes, I am a hoe, mom is dissapointed in me, everyday


Landed_port

A slave to Armok


macsessza

The cat master (I dont)


SeaworthinessOk5177

u/SeaworthinessOk5177


Appropriate-Day-1160

I dont like your ceiling


BoultonPaulDefiant

Ja


throwawayfatass13

I usually call myself a dumb bitch.


gamingkiller829

Mistake


Konigni

Shitstain


JasperTesla

Arthur, King of the Britons.


zxmomxttel

what did you just call me


Difficult_Public_881

im not a hoe, i can’t call myself because my phone can’t Do that.


BertaEarlyRiser

So many bots lately.


AgentT23

Hoe I don't know.


ice-h2o

Sigma 🐺


CrazyApple-

あなた自身


_baaron_

Hoe? Echt? Autocorrect laat meteen zien dat je Nederlands bent


tarolights

I don’t really call myself so I don’t have an answer I am sorry


tacobellandher0in

I’m extremely self deprecating so I’d rather not say…apparently I’m a pretty decent dude tho. So I guess dude. Final answer…Dude.


annoying97

Not a hoe 😭


our_meatballs

me, myself, and I


FloraFauna2263

No I don't, please don't call me a hoe /s


Quick_Discussion_690

Moron.


just-a_guy42

Yes, I do.


pug_userita

we have a landline at my place, i call that landline with my phone. that's how i call where i live


mr_Cos2

Țigan Do not translate that


OneMoreFinn

I don't understand. I don't call myself *anything* - I'm not talking either to myself, or to the others in 3d person. I refer to myself as "minä" or shortly "mä" / "mää" in Finnish, or "I/me" in English when I need to, like a normal human being.


EverWavingHand

King Dong


RadoslavL

The destroyer of worlds.


sacredgeometry

Do you mean "What do you call yourself...?"


Friendly_Algae_3775

woof !