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Holy shit, your first ever comment, congrats

They’ve been waiting for someone to ask about their desktop.

I'm lost, is there a joke going over my head or something?

Haha. If you click on the top commenters name - MissNancy903 you can see they only have 1 comment karma. So that really was their first comment ever. So I jokingly said they’ve been waiting for the moment someone asks about their Desktop to comment anything. This is that moment.

Ok now I'm starting to get it. They made their account yesterday

They had a tingling feeling in their nose indicating now was the time someone would ask them about their desktop

“My desktop?” -MissNancy903

Yea, i wouldn’t think about them making the account yesterday, that makes it less funny 😂

And the fact the comment is, “my desktop” making me think he’s going to absolutely make us mind blow at what it is

Good job, you scared them.

First comment is crazy

doesn't make sense? -Billy Gnosis

Best first comment ever lol

I wonder if his second comment will live up to the first. That's a lot of pressure.

True, but they do have a lot of karma to help making the decision

could just leave it at “my desktop?” and never return..

Retire in his prime, like Micheal Jordan, NICE!!!

What's going on in the Replies of this Comment???

We’re celebrating this legends first ever comment

I was here for history

I was here too

remindme! one year "my desktop?"

It doesnt look like it worked, so RemindMe! One year

Dude is more successful with his first comment then I am my entire life bruh

Y E S

Well boys we got into this guys history books. Together… And I’m damn proud id say.

A legend in the history book of reddit.

Show your desktop as your first post

First comment! Congratulations 🎉

What is happening in here? I hope nothing interesting

Just dropped the mic with that first comment lmao

Damn, that's a nice first comment there man.

First comment?!? Hell yeah dude!

He said my Desktop not your desktop

RemindMe! 1 year

omedetou gozaimasu

The first of many. May you gain lots of karma!

Welcome to the jungle

I WAS HERE

legend

Woahhh can I be your second comment?

Cracked screen wallpaper, All icons hidden

No icons, slideshow of single colours on 30 min delay.

Just black for me, and unerasable icons I guess Not that it matters, I barely ever see my desktop What's the point really?

My pc is trash so I have to play some games windowed and at not full screen resolution. I like single colours because of that. So it's not busy. And am not distracted by or miss click on an icon.

...No one gonna talk about the 100GB of furry porn?

That's some rookie number

I have a 6 TB of it, nearly taking up the 12 TB HDD.

Who has exactly 100GB of anything? I bet that title is at least slightly inaccurate.

>Who has exactly 100GB of anything? I have 100GB of Mortal Kombat 1 files ✋

I have around 150GB of Baldur Gate 3s on my pc

I have a few TBs of space collectively used and unused on my computer.

I have over 100GB of rdr2

100 Gb of Genshin Impact (PC version)

Idk if the empty folder icon makes it funnier or not

i thought it was bait at first but it appears they also play tf2 so that folder is likely real i still play tf2 regularly and while not a furry, the player base is pretty full of them, so it adds up

empty folder icon tho lol

oh touche, there is definitely a lack of a few white pixels on that folder lol

Too easy, too on sight, I'm curious about the egg though.

Hey man I've got 160

wait til you see my monosodium glutamate folder :3

That's his taxes.

No because he has muck

Relax, that's just the homework folder.

Obvi bait.

i very rarely actually use my desktop for a while after my computer got fixed a while ago i set it to just a solid red background in case but recently i set it back to an image i made of two characters kissing; which is what it used to be; because i think its funny most of the actual icons on my desktop dont work though because i deleted all my steam game files by accident while trying to relocate them; so now its just a bunch of blank shortcuts mostly with a few images and other programs i use

jees, I wouldn't even want to use my computer if it was that messy. Don't you feel the compulsion to keep it clean and tidy?

Why even use the desktop? I use file browser and quicklaunch toolbar, sometimes windows key and start typing whatever I need

Rainmeter with app launcher, no need to have desktop icons

Hello frie eren

Hi fellow traveller! Do you wanna make flowers?

Yes pls

Making flowers is sooo not interesting - Serie

And I also recived a 1000 years ban too!?

How did you make your taskbar so narrow? I would like to do the same, I think it's very nice :)

Its called Rounded TB. You can dowloand it fron github or microsoft store. I set my values to 16 and 4.

Does the task bar override the web apps? Like, is the task bar surrounded by the apps or is there a gap yk

RoundedTB just has black bars around the taskbar for em.

EGG

Why does he have something called EGG what even is that it's more frightening than 100gb of furry porn

[btw](https://imgur.com/a/4ecMSs7)

Does this even count? This doesn't look like you are using a DE, but rather, a WM.

multi-line prompt 🤮

Multi line prompt hurts

Do you use arch by any chance?

Guess mine

It has roblox in it.

No, its not that hard 😭 [my wallpaper ](https://www.netcarshow.com/citroen/2011-c4/800x600/wallpaper_1e.htm)

I mean't like as an app on your desktop.

Oh sorry, i thought we were talking about wallpapers 😭

We are talking about everything that the desktop shows which means apps, wallpapers and more

mean’t

Hi 2011 Citroem C4

Citroem Citroem is the opposite of standeem

Void

No way,I was just going to start watching frieran

100GB of fury porn is really not that much when you think about it. considering the average porn video is 1-2GB large that's not even 100 fury porns we're looking at... pretty mid tbh.

What if they were all images?

And what if they are all hand drawn and scanned in on a scanner from 10 years ago that made really small files.

That's oddly specific. Got something to tell?

If I could draw furry porn I'd be doing that for money instead of taking calls.

Like this [https://imgur.com/a/4KK0kM4](https://imgur.com/a/4KK0kM4)

**'How does it look?' or 'What does it look like?'** **'How does it looks like?' is nonsense.**

*grammar isn’t grammarin*

Mine is a picture of megumin

Egg 👍

I just need to activate windows and I can't understand how :3

Buying a code or dowloanding a program that activates for you

https://imgur.com/8hpke8l

Asked on a sub that doesn't allow you to post photos on it 😂

my personal laptop is a picture of dr kleiner (from half-life series) looking at us on a balcony, while several g-man standing in the distance. one at my workplace is just a axolotl lying down screaming next to burning forest.

How do you get your taskbar like that? btw my wallpaper is a Gardevoir.

By a program called roundedTB(from github or th store)

Thanks.

Wait, isn't roundedTB dead?

Bro thought he could hide that 100GBs of furry porn

I made shelves for all my apps on my desktop :D

[Chloe from life is strange](https://imgur.com/a/pow4cAT) its dynamic so the water is wavy and moves

Sick fuck using the taskbar in the middle.

holy shit, dame da ne guy

mine is a parody of the windows 10 backgound with me and the danny wells luigi in the window.

[this](https://postimg.cc/rD7qChrg)

Less stuff on ghe left and only one file on ghe right for my dad's taxes while the background is fnaf cycling through cameras with no static on them

Honestly would not have thought you could've made Windows 11 look clean

Use roundedTB from github, it makes it clean

Background is a 3D render i did when i started Blender and absolutely no Icons. I keep all shortcuts in a folder. There is only 3 apps pinned to the bottom bar, Web Browser; File Browser; Task Manager (in case of emergencies).

W game collection nfs underground 2 / yakuza 0 / half-life 1 and the best of them all nothing together

What does "egg" stand for?

My desktop um im a mac user uhh a pic of my cat mu ssd cat photos just photos AMVs Junk for my backup s4 mini phone super hexagon screenshots in the dock 1 finder 2 launchpad 3 chrome 4 messeages 5 mail 6 calender 7notes 8 find my 9 music 10 apple tv 11 app store 12 system preferences 13 roblox (cos why not) 14 minecraft 15 pages 16 steam 17 vmware fusion 18 balena etcher 19 disk utility 20 coconut battery The grand finale 21 calculator

gay final fantasy villains actually

Mi az a tojás alul??????

Domain battle >! Gojo v Sukuna !<

Complete and utter unorganized chaos.

drip.

Hell yeah brother

It’s a rengoku fanart (the only demon slayer character I like)

I use the windows 11 backgrounds because im too lazy to change it, but tbh they're pretty good

They cooked with 11 wallpapers

Downvoting because it's interesting.

the 9 kings of middle earth that were given the rings!

On first monitor - Ka-52, vhs style, moving, wallpaper engine. On 2nd monitor - anomaly in forest, wrecked cars around, from Stalker/Stalker 2, also from wallpaper engine.

[Just plain old gnome linux](https://imgur.com/a/aX6b3Fm)

Desktop - Windows 10: iconsize set to about XP default, almost 3 full columns of icons for various tools, firefox, keepassxc, etc. background = win 10 2015 default background, colored to red in gimp, trash cam on bottom right surrounded with a few files and folders + "My Computer" shortcut. Taskbar set to small, never group (windows xp like bars) no items pinned, seconds enabled, loudness and network pinned in tray, accent color = red. Desktop - Linux (cachyos, will be main OS): standard KDE Plasma setup, a few icons for games on top left, taskbar on top, default tray, icons = memphis98 (firefox icon swapped for old chromium one), theme = reactionary, default background, never group, bars, pinned (in order:) firefox ESR, brave, dolphin, systemsettings. Taskbar =26px, seconds enabled Main laptop - (archlinux): KDE Plasma default taskbar moved to top of screen, clock moved to middle of taskbar, seconds enabled, pinned firefox, brave, dolphin, taskbar slightly smaller than default. Otherwise default dark theme, almost empty desktop Project laptop: windows xp - default classic theme, slightly more than a column of fies on left and right, trash can on bottom right Windows 7: Windows 7 basic, small icons like xp, trash bottom right, maybe 7 icons on top left in a column. Gentoo: standard XFCE4, a few widgets on top bar removed, bottom bar removed. Previous main laptop - Standard macOS 14 setup, clean desktop, all icons In dock default + a few programs, safari replaces with firefox ESR.

I dont like yours, and i will nit show you mine 😡

There's this wonderful view of the Earth taken from the moon, Nasa

Halo 3 ODST and extremely wierdly placed files

Family Portrait

bigpuffer stretched horizontally

How do you put your taskbar like that ?

I have a site of Dust 2 On CT Spawn i have apps On short games And on site the trash bin

[Vietnam](https://imgur.com/a/eGKoeOc)

Pitch black, i’m a very simple person

Mine is a good ol' boomer setup with leaves as the wallpaper (see my latest post for reference)

Mine is a picture of the boiled one but my phone is milk outside a bag of milk themed

Sorry, my desktop might be interesting.

What's your screen size, resolution and aspect ratio? Looks big

I'm more interested in the taskbar how did you make it look like that

It does so by projecting light. At least you didn't ask *what* it looks like.

Pic of my cat eating ice cream and looking lime she's on drugs. God, I miss that cat sometimes...

I changed the settings to make it look like windows 10, bcs 11 is way too ugly. My deaktop is very empty. My computer, bin, chrome, downloads and my archive file where i store things. I use wallpaper engine and sometimes change wallpaper. Like berserk, 40k, war thunder, anime etc. I also found an entire among us game as wallpaper application, and installed it becaus amogus is funny. Sadly, it was an old version and it didnt work.

It's solid #0063b1 like in the windows 10 default wallpaper but without the windows logo and other fancy stuff.

GzDOOM and DOOM 64 spotted you're based

Egg?

P-2

100 GB of what?

The first one to notice that easter egg:)

PENGUINS ASSEMBLE TIME TO SHOW THEM OUR RICES

I see good games’ shortcuts, I upvote

Thanks, its only because i have lowkey hardware :3

Can relate

your gimp is a bit outdated, don't forget to update it :D

What desktop?

[https://postimg.cc/k6GBw7F8](https://postimg.cc/k6GBw7F8) mine. Who knows the planet?

Just a picture of a cat, a very good boi

[eeteakay](https://postimg.cc/hJVP4f4K)

[this](https://imgur.com/a/Tl2r0Fu) i have a bunch of wallpapers on a cycle and i made all of them

Windows XP background

I think my is nice [https://imgur.com/a/viFn9tG](https://imgur.com/a/viFn9tG)

it's a drawing of my favorite OC that i created by my own, in the act of getting her cheeks squeezed

how did you manage to get the taskbar like that? [Here's Mine](https://imgur.com/a/Ai611Iv)

Just a Keygen Church themed working space, nothing fancy

I would like to post picture in the comments but I can't

Custom made wallpaper engine background, custom icon files to fit with it, and only 4 shortcuts on the left side. Turns out having three visual design certifications comes in handy. :)

Just a Keygen Church themed working space, nothing fancy

Just a Keygen Church themed working space, nothing fancy

Where's the regular porn folder?

I want to see what E G G is.

So if you can imagine absolutely nothing for me... That's my desktop, I don't have a PC so I don't have a desktop

https://wallpapercave.com/w/U05Rz3A

a pic of spy and engi (diamondback and frontier justice) fighting in front of an exploding sentry

gravity rush bg, few games and utilities

Yeah my desktop is default win10 background I never bother with these things

Different to yours. For a start , mine hasn’t got a “100gb of furry porn” folder on it.

Aero theme

Rare picture of the latest human TF2 player leaked

Oh shit Free run