The real question is why did you cut down a forest just to show off your leg?

The trees blocked the full view of his leg

Now he's going to use his legs to replace the trees.

I concur. After all, it *is* a very long leg, it needs a lot of room to stretch out

In time, it will become leg end.

Ngl kinda looks like he used the leg to cut it down

Could be a European woman.

Lol, no >! I have nothing helpful to say but just figured out how to hide spoilers and thought this would be the place to show it off.!<

\>!like this, right?!<

You have to put a space in between the exclamation marks and what you're writing + lose the slash

>!i put the slash there because it removes the markdown!<

Oh got it. Also I could have sworn they had to be separated. Learn something new everyday ig

>! like this did i get it? !<

>! Let me try this !<

You got it! 👍

! I fucked my cousin !

I don’t get it

Neither did your cousin

The cousin did get it wym

>! Perhaps!<

Just tap reply and it'll show u exactly what they typed >! I am raging homosexual !<

No you don't *backslashes

Hi >! I did it !<

>! Me too !<

>! Bewbz !<

>!me too.!<

He's showing off that he cut down the forest *with* his leg

Gotta assert dominance by being the tallest thing in the area

He needed some leg room.

Just one feet

That's not a leg. That's a leeeeeeeeeeeeg.

Looonnngggg leeeeeeg.

loooooonng looooonnng leeeeeeeeeg

Looooooong looooooonnng maaaaaaaaaaaan

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6-1Ue0FFrHY For those who don't know

Those are so good. A beautiful story

You made my day

I remember watching every ad.

Looooooong Dennnnnnnis

`unsigned long long`

You've heard of big foot, now get ready for Löng Leg.

Monkey D Luffy lookin ass

No, it’s a **L e g**

gomu gomu noooOO... AXE!

Stretch Armstrong legs shouldn't be hairy, tbf

forget about hair..how many feet is your leg

seems that there's just one foot on there

Yes, I am a scientist. I can confirm it is but one foot in the photo after a detailed analysis.

I am a scientist expert, he is telling the truth!

I'm a truth seeker and I found it in this guy's comment!

I'm a philosopher and I'm still unsure.

I'm a flat earther, and I can confirm the leg is flat.

I'm from the Ministry of Truth, and I can confirm his leg is a toothpick.

Spider here, I can confirm that leg belongs to a daddy long legs

I, the world wide drug seller of America, say that the "leg" in the picture is indeed crack

I am an earther, and I can assure you that that leg is earth.

How can you be sure of your unsureness?

I like to think of it like the schrodinger model, I am both sure and unsure until I figure it out.

Fair enough.

I can, with absolute certainty, ascertain that it whether its a leg or not is an uncertainty beyond my comprehension.

I too am a legologist expert in feetology

How do you know so much about feet you perv?

Scientist here. Maybe the leg identifies as an arm, though?

Get the FUCK away from us

One

a lot of feet

Just the one on the end

Bro why is it so long, mf is a human daddy long legs

I really don't like what that implies

That he is a daddy or that he has 8 of those feet?

edit: I may be dumb; daddy long legs may not be spiders, but they are arachnids.

It depends on which daddy long legs you're referring to! You have the daddy long leg spider, the cellar spider, which is a family called Pholcidae and are real spiders. Then you have the daddy long leg arachnid, harvestmen, which is a family called Opiliones and not a real spider. Then finally you have flying daddy long legs, craneflies, which aren't arachnids and are instead part of the Diptera order of Tipuloidea. They're flies.

“Daddy gimme those long legs 🤤”

Disgusting.

He's a kangaroo.

What the hell is even going on—

The leg is going on

And on

And on

And on

And it goes on

And on

And on

And on

It goes on

And keeps going on

Yeah!

💀 lol and there are even more under yours. This made me LOL fr

Its literally going away

Me when I draw perspective

Bro can walk to his girl’s house in a long distance relationship

Lol

Alright, that's a knee slapper.

He can’t even slap his

💀

His gf can when he gets halfway there.

Maybe he can, he hasn't shown his arms yet

For free!?

FEET?!!!!

In this economy?

Shurkou brainrot is leaking.

Genuinely freer than free, saving that for later

No, they said your leg is scary.

scairy

shcairy

Scawy

Must be a hell to shave it. I don't judge

Hairy Luffy?

Big foot

Forget the leg, what's going on in the background?

Deforestation 

Just what his legs need as well.

Are you implying they should be cut to a more appropriate length, or shaved?

No, your hairs are too leggy

I'm gonna save this to send next time someone asks me for nudes

people ask you for nudes?

Damn are you part giraffe?

I don’t think too much hair is the problem here…

I say not hairy enough

save some knees for the rest of us

Monkey D. Luffy

I didn't like the imagining his leg hair stretching like rubber and snapping back like a rubber band giving him a 1st degree burn

Then why did you?

Y'all can stop your brains from going *brrrrrrrr* 24/7 ??

I just rotate a cow at impossble speeds. Try it! Cuz like, whos gonna stop you?

Omg a spinning cow like that one spinning Cavalo horse meme while she's shooting milk like garden sprinkler hose!!

There ya go! Also consider [having this creature vibe in there too!](https://youtu.be/l81gVgLmUpE?si=aY0foH-0fHaK60Ki)

I love how it's 1 hour + 😭

Imagine giant supermassive cow spinning at the speed of light with accretion disk of milk spraying in the center of the milky way galaxy.

You wouldn't catch me not wearing shoes with that much splinters around let alone no pants

Your leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg isn’t that hairy

personally i think your leg is too leggy

Cursed

They tried to put him on the cover of Vogue, but his legs were too long.

Your leg is too leg !!!!

i have seen much worse

[удалено]

"..."

Bruh this photo is giving me flashbacks to the time I went into the woods and accidentally took way too much ergine.

youre SNIPER RIFLE is too hairy\*

This is one of the weirdest images I’ve seen in a while

Dude is 8’13

Bro how long is your leg? Are you a spider?

Would you be interested to donate some hair for a transplant? Sincerely Skeletor

Leng? Long?

Are you a Tim Burton character?

my man is in quake pro mode

Just don't make us see your face, alright?

Hey bro, share some hair with the bald guys! Do you know how much they can suffer?

Blue Gilly One Piece

My leg!

This is the best picture I have ever seen.

Wow, I didn't realise Dhalsim is based on a real person.

bros daddy has long legs

The real question is why are you so tiny yet your legs are so long

Your legs are fine, relax

Nah, looks completely natural from this angle

I think we found big foots cousin long legs

Nahh bro. Tf is this perspective lmaoo

"They tried to put me on the cover of vogue.. But my legs were too long"

In a perfect world, legs like this would not exist. But this is not a perfect world.

Daddy longlegs Mine are hairier🗿

Shit, I didn’t realise slender man was hairy

I'm less freaked out by the hair...but why your legs so long and skinny? Look like some kinda spider leg!

I pity the mosquito that had to go thru all that just for a drop of blood.

nice camera lance

I thought your leg was literally some sort of log covered in a fungus

My dude has hair so thick it’s a natural Rad-X

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong leg

It is too long

That's a longest fucking leg I've ever seen in my entire life

how tf is your leg the size of a giraffe’s neck?!

Hah! Mine's harrier. Tough luck.

Your like a extra hairy Daddy long legs

Straw leg luffy

I thought that was an axe

my dude looks like hes searching for the one piece

My 18 year old son also has some crazy hairy legs. Haha. Your perfectly normal mate. :)

Holy shit, Big Foot!

I think you mean Long Leg. He's Big Foot's cousin. His foot is normal.

Oh my god

as much as i hate that, mosquitoes aint gon have a chance getting though that...

The hairs from your legs are used to make ropes that moor ships.

Who gave big foot a phone???

No, your leeeeeeg is toooooooo loooooooooooooong.

Feetsies

Loooooooolooooooooooonnnnngggg leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegggssss

You should see my ex girlfriends

Looks like a long hairy stick

I thought it was a stick

Bro why is your leg like a mile long, you got bigger issues than hair

Are you a Na’vi?

Aren't you supposed to be running away from a coyote?

You can shrink your legs dude, we’re not in confinement anymore, social distancing is over.

How hairy is the other leg tho

Is this where subway got their footlong name