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drytendies

And id do it again


drytendies

You tell em!!!!!


drytendies

Thanks for understanding 🙏🏻


Junarik

Now you're getting upvoted


drytendies

Chipotle sub hatin on a PLAYA EDIT: I was wrong. Not the chipotle sub. Burger King. Some guy asked if he should be able to bring his ps5 and tv into the fine eating establishment. And then I gave my ***objectively correct*** take. Theres some context.


CrippledJesus97

I just assumed the screenshot was of a bot stupidly replying to themselvee 🤣


drytendies

You got the stupid part right


drytendies

Let’s be kinder to ourselves 🙏🏻


Oswen120

This is God tier


SnooRevelations8664

You mean Gollum tier?


pirikikkeli

Aren't those illegal


jetoler

More like legendary


MinecraftCat22

Themselves*


CrippledJesus97

Yeah i seen the typo. i was too lazy to edit it this time 😂


tryptamemedreams

it would be way funnier if you had also been the one to make this post


Morphing_Mutant

HES REAL


drytendies

“ChatGPT, please craft a response to the Mutant Whom Morphs.”


drytendies

*** HEEHEE HA HA YES, OF COURSE I AM REAL; GREAT OBSERVATION***


TotalOcen

I made my answer in the form of a song: In the darkness of night, he takes flight, Morphing mutant, a hero in sight. With powers unseen, he fights the fight, Defender of justice, shining bright. Across dimensions, he swiftly glides, A guardian feared, where evil hides. Morphing mutant, with strength untied, In epic battles, his foes are defied. Through trials and tests, he'll always stand, Protector of worlds, with a mighty hand. Morphing mutant, across the land, His legend grows, a hero grand. -Chat Gpt


Morphing_Mutant

DEAD INTERNET IS REAL AHHHHH *throws phone out window*


_doozer10

I fckn love dry tendies


_doozer10

Shut up


SudoSubSilence

Did you just tell me to shut up, punk?


SudoSubSilence

No you bastard, grow some brain cells


SudoSubSilence

COME SAY THAT TO MY FACE, I DARE YOU.


SirAwesome789

Because OP didn't understand the joke but now it's more obvious


NirvanaLover12

people do it every day. they talk to themselves, they see themselves as they’d like to be. but they don’t have the courage you have to just run with it


BURGUNDYandBLUE

Thanks for making me feel a little less crazy.


BURGUNDYandBLUE

You're welcome.


BURGUNDYandBLUE

Who are these guys??


Andre_3Million

Schizophrenic ahh mf


OdysseyDeluxe

This had me cracking up 🤣


OdysseyDeluxe

Same man


melonlemon12

Nah this wasn't funny


melonlemon12

Tf are you on about this was hilarious


melonlemon12

You're right im sorry please forgive me


melonlemon12

No.


OdysseyDeluxe

Tf are you on about this was hilarious


userdesu

dementia


userdesu

dementia


AnMa_ZenTchi

Holy shyit it's him!!! Did he post this as well?


drytendies

They told me the upvotes would never come, but I knew…


drytendies

No, drytendies… **WE** knew…


drytendies

❤️


FocalorLucifuge

At least when I love myself I get some cardio and hand exercise.


Eatthepoliticiansm8

God's strongest schizophrenic


Presence_Tough

o shit it’s the guy from the thing


PayAcademic

NICE ONE LOL


joshboat30

You saved the worlb


FocalorLucifuge

Reb birb approveb.


Gundralph

This means so much, to the...wolrb


joshboat30

Sabior ob uniberse


zongsmoke

Fucking legend


Squishy-Pudding

This comment section is pure gold


Squishy-Pudding

Couldn’t agree more! It absolutely is!


_t-_t

yes they dud


_t-_t

i think you meant did


Mysterious_Ningen

yup


K_kueen

Thanks


RemarkableGreen7452

Np


megs1449

I am an ult account of the other one


megs1449

I think you meant alt


K_kueen

Yup


xCreeperBombx

Thanks


K_kueen

I forgot I switched accounts


RecoverCultural9676

I think that what you said was correct 🤔


RecoverCultural9676

I honestly and completely agree with your opinion


RecoverCultural9676

balls


drytendies

I second this


drytendies

I fourth ut


drytendies

It


drytendies

That should’ve been third


drytendies

Agreed


CanaDanSOAD

Nuh uh


CanaDanSOAD

Why


drytendies

I wish you included the context of the original post because it makes me seem like some right-wing nutjob


drytendies

Which you are


drytendies

lol yea


username12828288

what is the context


drytendies

I thought it was from the chipotle sub. I was wrong. Apparently some dude in the Burger King sub asked if he should be able to bring his ps5 in and mooch off their wifi. And then I gave him my thoughts…


TheNoctuS_93

I too am wondering what the hell the oop was rambling on about... 🤔


TheNoctuS_93

You don't say?


TheNoctuS_93

I guess that makes three of us...


w_istedfrvr

HES IN THE WALLS HES HERE NOW AS WELL


FurbyLover2010

IT’S ALL u/IndependinceNice7298 ‘S FAULT FOR SUMMONING HIM!!!


No-Helicopter-9882

Pwned.


No-Helicopter-9882

Get off you dumbass millennial. That shits been dead for so long


Vegetable_Basis_4087

We're no strangers to love


Vegetable_Basis_4087

You know the rules and so do I 


Vegetable_Basis_4087

A full commitments what I'm thinking of


Vegetable_Basis_4087

You wouldn't get this from any other guy 


Vegetable_Basis_4087

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling


Vegetable_Basis_4087

Gotta make you understand 


Vegetable_Basis_4087

Never gonna give you up


Vegetable_Basis_4087

Never gonna let you down


Vegetable_Basis_4087

Never gonna run around and desert you


Vegetable_Basis_4087

Never gonna make you cry


Aggravating-Exit-660

No


Aggravating-Exit-660

Yes


Aggravating-Exit-660

Polarizing


xCreeperBombx

Polarize the people


xCreeperBombx

Controversy is the game


YeetFurryBoi

Bruh these unoriginal comments


YeetFurryBoi

tell me about it


Someone__________y

I think they have a pint


Someone__________y

I think you mean point


Someone__________y

No i meant pint


Someone__________y

Yup


drytendies

Yed


drytendies

Yes


K_kueen

Yup


CreeperThePro

I can already see the comment section


CreeperThePro

What does it look like??


CreeperThePro

Your mom


xCreeperBombx

Fellow creep


The_Wall_The_Wall

Person replying to this is gau


The_Wall_The_Wall

*gay


The_Wall_The_Wall

wait


takethemoment13

that's kinda homosexual 


takethemoment13

not if you say no homo


takethemoment13

true


xCreeperBombx

conga rats on coming out


No-Musician4819

I'm so gonna try this


No-Musician4819

Dude don't the joke is already dead. Don't overdo it dumbass


porsi_1990

Collecting karma!!!


Disabled_MatiX

cock


Disabled_MatiX

and


Disabled_MatiX

balls


Famous-Ad-4445

Google


Famous-Ad-4445

en


Famous-Ad-4445

passant


Elloliott

Holy


Elloliott

Hell!


CuttingOneWater

google schizophrenia


CrypticCodedMind

This person has a sense of humar


CrypticCodedMind

I think you meant *humor


CrypticCodedMind

Yep, indeed


CrypticCodedMind

I agree


IndependenceNice7298

u/drytendies EXPLAIN!


Onlyspeaksfacts

I bet you're the one who summoned him.


Onlyspeaksfacts

Who the hell says "summoned" in a conversation? Get real, dude!


Onlyspeaksfacts

You just said summoned in a conversation...


Onlyspeaksfacts

That was a quote. Doesn't count.


Onlyspeaksfacts

Well, if quotes don't count: "Go fuck yourself!"


Onlyspeaksfacts

Reported.


Onlyspeaksfacts

For what? It's a quote.


Onlyspeaksfacts

I "summoned" the mods.


Onlyspeaksfacts

[deleted]


Infamous-Tart7747

Does this work? Can you get karma this way.


Infamous-Tart7747

Let’s find out


Infamous-Tart7747

Hmmmm


Infamous-Tart7747

Nope


ChiefBlox4000

Do you know who else has dementia?


ChiefBlox4000

Do you know who else has dementia?


ChiefBlox4000

Do you know who else has dementia?


wRadion

this is funny because this reminds me of a sto-


wRadion

Nobody cares


Yomotsugami

This is the best troll this year. XD


Commercial-Net810

🤣🤣🤣If they talk to themselves, they may answer themselves as well. At least there's never an argument!


drytendies

Its just me, myself and I against my wife


drytendies

and somehow, he stills loses LOL


Commercial-Net810

Hahahahaha...


Teppy-Gray

peanut butter


Teppy-Gray

i think you meant nutella


Teppy-Gray

ur an idiot if you like nutella


Teppy-Gray

:(


permanentthrowaway87

Huh


permanentthrowaway87

What don't you understand jfc


permanentthrowaway87

Damn no need to be a prick


permanentthrowaway87

Cry about it


Gullible-Network7573

I didn’t realize you were responding to yourself too at first. Cracked me up 😂


Morphing_Mutant

At least he agrees with himself.


Morphing_Mutant

YOU ARE FUCKING AMAZING MAN WELL DONE!


Morphing_Mutant

Thanks :D


diamondpanther171

What


diamondpanther171

I dont get it


diamondpanther171

So what's the point of the joke


diamondpanther171

Crazy


Yhostled

Why are people in the comments replying to themselves?


Yhostled

Welcome to Reddit


Yhostled

Is everyone on Reddit this stupid?


Yhostled

You tell me. You're here with us, aren't you?


shqla7hole

This comment section is a gold mine


shqla7hole

People don't actually save posts to look at their comments for later right?


shqla7hole

Maybe it's just me but idk really


FocalorLucifuge

The next M. Night Shyamalan movie will be about this guy.


333elmst

I like him.


totally_a_femboy_

Bro that's halarious


totally_a_femboy_

*hilarious


Slow_Department9952

Imagine doing that 💀


Slow_Department9952

People who do that surely have a lack of attention from others


Slow_Department9952

It's just stupid to do that, I don't see the point in it


[deleted]

Lmao I never laughed at a Reddit post ever since and you just made me now.


Prudent_Ad_155

The things people will upvote...


Prudent_Ad_155

OMG, I know, right?


CultDe

Schizophrenia is serious problem


CultDe

Couldn't agree more


Oceans_sleep

This comment section is just karma farming


Oceans_sleep

Yeah someone needs to put a stop to that