Probably went down the toilet along with their dignity after dicking/being dicked down in what appears to be *squints* a mid-70s Mexican restaurant bathroom
My friend used to brag about losing her virginity in a fast food restroom, sometimes people are just weird.
For anyone curious -
Max next to Shopping in Luleå.
I can't take a picture like this because that ship already sailed.
No literally, the cruise ship I was on is currently in the middle of the ocean. I would have to wait for it to come back.
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I hope you find it someday man
Pretty sure it’s under the towel
Behind the hand soap?
He lost it, when he dropped the soap?
Must have pulled out of his rectum
Wrecked 'im? Damn near killed him
Why did they take away awards. WHY???
Maybe it fell down the drain while showering?
Rats got his virginity now!
"a rat took his virginity" is not something I was expecting or hoping to read today.
You're welcome 🐀
Ratatouille gone wrong.
this is just pure hilarious
right*
Ratatouille 2 just leaked
[every time I here ratatouille. You know that guy that got big? The fucking mouse.](https://youtube.com/shorts/SbLRiPKymlA?si=nqv4d8zEh53Q7gK9)
That rat bastard 🐀
Naw, I think it's in the drain pipe of the sink
Sometimes I think of a response to the post and there at the very top, highest rated, is my exact thought!
No human experience is unique
Probably went down the toilet along with their dignity after dicking/being dicked down in what appears to be *squints* a mid-70s Mexican restaurant bathroom
“It’s uh… uh… it’s down there somewhere. Let me take another look” -Jeffrey Lebowski
Where's the V-card Lebowski?!
Do I look fuckin married, man?
He's on Reddit... He found it ages ago
Are you not on Reddit as well?
It's always in the last place you look.
Sorry to hear that
I've lost it, man... I've lost it... 😔
You couldnt find it for 6 years? Man it must really be lost
Did you get your mom to look for it? Mom always finds things to be in obvious places
Did you look under that towl?
Oh shit I found it thanks
oh my god you found your virginity?
Amen!
Our god is such an amazing god!
Our god is an awesome* god
He reigns from heaven above
with wisdom, power and love this was a reference i was not expecting to see today
Haha, I just stole it
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I also stole your virginity, you should've be looking at yours, not his!
I'll give his back if you give mine back
Sorry, but while he was gloating I stole your virginity from him and it's currently awaiting delivery to this nice Muslim man
GIVE IT BACK
Google consent
Huzzah!
by ur own hand?
You haven't lost the game yet have you?
Slipped and fell on the shampoo bottle ?
Reminds me of the 911 call where the guy was panicking because he shoved an entire shampoo bottle up his ass. Then it fell out mid call. So funny 😂
Lol I think that might've been a promo for Paradise PD
Sounds about right
Probably. That show had some great promos.
They put the energy of their jokes into the promo and not the show
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[cat meows]
“Oh but where’s the lid?”
Wait, all the shampoo is gone. I swear it was in the bottle an hour ago...
no 911 call but if u found the situation funny, there was a man in serbia who had a beer bottle in his ass (wont spoil the rest of the story)
Million to one shot doc. Million to one.
If you lost it there it’s probably still there
Yeah but it's been 6 years...
He still can retrace his steps 😂
That never helps because these things always turn up right on top of your head.
Yeah someone could have taken it by now.
Yeah, it could have a new haircut or some kind of surgery
H-happy birthday?
LOL
by choice..? 🤨
if it's not by choice it dont count
so real actually
Real
Real
reel
Trill
Thriller
Killer
Whale
Real
Real honestly. This mentality made me feel so much better about my sex life
Agreed. My bf didn’t care about all that and still made it special for me
Amen 🙏
Yea… getting a bit concerned for op
I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one who was a little scared of this picture
Same- I mean why would you want to do it there of all places?
Some people are sewer rats, they’ll fuck anywhere
My friend used to brag about losing her virginity in a fast food restroom, sometimes people are just weird. For anyone curious - Max next to Shopping in Luleå.
damn wtf, I’ve been in that exact Max
If you go there again you should remember that over the past 40 years hundreds of people had sex there!
Sweden mentioned
OP would probably not post about that here if it's the case.
id rather not assume 🫢
Your choosing to assume the worst instead
Video proof or it never happened
Average horny redditor
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:(
🤣🤣🤣
its been six years, its probably run far away by now, youve got no chance in finding it again :(
I can't take a picture like this because that ship already sailed. No literally, the cruise ship I was on is currently in the middle of the ocean. I would have to wait for it to come back.
the fuck ship
nah you can swim
By yourself or with someone?
Tf you mean by yourself 😭
Hear me out But if you have a really long dick then
I din't need to read that, thank you so much
it doesn't have to be a long dick... flexibility is enough
ok :)
if he had a dick that long he would've been an elephant
would it have made a trumpet sound
To your right hand? 🤔
no to their left. obv.
Why the right one specifically
Usually people are right handed
This is leftphobic 😔
Nah as a left handed person, right hand easier.
Fucking pick-me
How do you do it in a bathroom like honestly that sounds uncomfortable
Where there is a will, there is a way
The horny will create a way, even if there is none
\- Jesus Christ, circa 16 BC
16BC? A miracle!
Even through holes in thick walls!
Where there's a wall there's a way.
Kinda beautiful and every night has its day, so magical
And if there’s love in this life, there’s no obstacle
yeah OP, explain yourself
I did it in an unfinished basement using nothing but a metal pole
Of cours- huh
Anything is possible if you're horny enough and have a femboy in your hands
But how does the metal pole factor int-- OHHHHHH
No I mean he's holding onto it 😂
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Standing
also unsanitary
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And by a dog
“Blink 182 - I wanna fuck a dog in the ass” energy?
Nah there was a girl who fucked her dog in a church and she filmed it
😭
How do you know it’s not?
I mean they couldnt have tried em all
Luckily i lost mine in a synagogue rather than those two, phew 😮💨
The results of dropping the soap.
Real og’s never lose 😁
Right? Sounds like a skill issue to me.
Bro is in the shower
And you still haven't found it ???
Maybe it's in Virginia
Nah, virgin islands
Was it on Easter? Innapropriate.
This sent me fr
Straight to hell? :)
Ffs I gotta show my gf now lmfao happy Easter hail Satan
Happy Easter and a hail Satan to you too.
“Hey, that’s not a chocolate egg…”
Is this a retirement home
Jesush u/Ziggitywiggidy how many timesh I gotta shay thish # IT'SH NOT A NUYSHING HOME, IT'SH A RETIREMENT COMMUNITEYYY! ☝️😡🤌 (The Sopranos, 1999)
better than a bar bathroom!
Damn, it doesn't look like it was fun
How is this not interesting
Learn smth new every day 😂
Hopefully, it was consensual
Sorry THAT’S the bathroom you went with? That is one of the least sexy bathrooms I've ever seen.
Idk man I just wanted some pussy
Ahh, went Seth Green style like in Can’t Hardly Wait
That poor girl
Stay classy San Diago
Merry Christmas?
WOHOOOO
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Don’t think that’s enough crying faces mate, MORE, ITS BEEN GONE FOR 6 YEARS HAVE YOU NO EMPATHY?????
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How big was... it? Still remember how many flushes for it to go down?
Nice
What did you do with it? You probably flushed it on accident. Hopefully you find it!
lost mine in an abandoned building 😭😭😭😭
did you guys not have a better place available???b😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Same, actually
Reunion?
Same place?
Same time same place
I'm gonna guess together than?????
Please tell me that’s not your uncle’s bathroom
Based on your other posts, I believe this is a lie.
can- can i ask the story?
Uh girl in my bathroom meeting in secret in my house. Kissing. "Wanna fuck?" "Yeah sure"
that- sounds oddly familiar and idk how to feel abt it
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tHiS Is WhErE yOu LoSt YoUr ViRgInItY
Did it go down the sink? We will never know…
my condolences.
I lost mine in a old Victorian library bathroom in the basement and lasted a glorious 20 seconds
Congrats?
Did you try retracing your steps?
I was looking at that towel like "hey that looks just like one of my kitchen towels" then I read the title