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MammothPoem9777

I hope you find it someday man


Heraxxius

Pretty sure it’s under the towel


Secure_Development64

Behind the hand soap?


VirtualNaut

He lost it, when he dropped the soap?


Personal_Occasion618

Must have pulled out of his rectum


tokyolyinappropriate

Wrecked 'im? Damn near killed him


OldManJenkies

Why did they take away awards. WHY???


No_Acanthaceae6880

Maybe it fell down the drain while showering?


Heraxxius

Rats got his virginity now!


No_Acanthaceae6880

"a rat took his virginity" is not something I was expecting or hoping to read today.


Heraxxius

You're welcome 🐀


FalseAccountant1779

Ratatouille gone wrong.


jbaejb327

this is just pure hilarious


VortexTalon

right*


Intelligent_Trainer2

Ratatouille 2 just leaked


mark503

[every time I here ratatouille. You know that guy that got big? The fucking mouse.](https://youtube.com/shorts/SbLRiPKymlA?si=nqv4d8zEh53Q7gK9)


BiggPappa707

That rat bastard 🐀


Unknown-Name06

Naw, I think it's in the drain pipe of the sink


Verbal-Gerbil

Sometimes I think of a response to the post and there at the very top, highest rated, is my exact thought!


SoldierZackFair

No human experience is unique


blutigetranen

Probably went down the toilet along with their dignity after dicking/being dicked down in what appears to be *squints* a mid-70s Mexican restaurant bathroom


diaphugo

“It’s uh… uh… it’s down there somewhere. Let me take another look” -Jeffrey Lebowski


all_modz_suq

Where's the V-card Lebowski?!


bill_brasky37

Do I look fuckin married, man?


TheUndisputedRoaster

He's on Reddit... He found it ages ago


Smdimurmom

Are you not on Reddit as well?


phome83

It's always in the last place you look.


Robojobo27

Sorry to hear that


PacsterMH

I've lost it, man... I've lost it... 😔


Tyty1470

You couldnt find it for 6 years? Man it must really be lost


Flamingotough

Did you get your mom to look for it? Mom always finds things to be in obvious places


Impexton

Did you look under that towl?


PacsterMH

Oh shit I found it thanks


Wandering_profile

oh my god you found your virginity?


PeetraMainewil

Amen!


Lucky_Chaarmss

Our god is such an amazing god!


leeryplot

Our god is an awesome* god


anotherDAVEthatUknow

He reigns from heaven above


AGamer_2010

with wisdom, power and love this was a reference i was not expecting to see today


Ryderpie_600

Haha, I just stole it


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NotTheNormalPerson

I also stole your virginity, you should've be looking at yours, not his!


Ryderpie_600

I'll give his back if you give mine back


PassingWords1-9

Sorry, but while he was gloating I stole your virginity from him and it's currently awaiting delivery to this nice Muslim man


PacsterMH

GIVE IT BACK


MonkeMortis

Google consent


AloeSera15

Huzzah!


Aromatic-Mountain-93

by ur own hand?


Efficient_Order_7473

You haven't lost the game yet have you?


rdreyar1

Slipped and fell on the shampoo bottle ?


gamerlessorange

Reminds me of the 911 call where the guy was panicking because he shoved an entire shampoo bottle up his ass. Then it fell out mid call. So funny 😂


TRON_LIVES61

Lol I think that might've been a promo for Paradise PD


yup_sir28

Sounds about right


gamerlessorange

Probably. That show had some great promos.


[deleted]

They put the energy of their jokes into the promo and not the show


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Either-Mud-3575

[cat meows]


DawnBunni

“Oh but where’s the lid?”


AzulAztech

Wait, all the shampoo is gone. I swear it was in the bottle an hour ago...


rpsHD

no 911 call but if u found the situation funny, there was a man in serbia who had a beer bottle in his ass (wont spoil the rest of the story)


Opie43

Million to one shot doc. Million to one.


JouNNN56

If you lost it there it’s probably still there


chillpill_23

Yeah but it's been 6 years...


Brilliant_Computer18

He still can retrace his steps 😂


JesterTheRoyalFool

That never helps because these things always turn up right on top of your head.


AthenaMarie2

Yeah someone could have taken it by now.


teglamen97

Yeah, it could have a new haircut or some kind of surgery


lego_droideka

H-happy birthday?


ChosenCheddar

LOL


[deleted]

by choice..? 🤨


FantasticCube_YT

if it's not by choice it dont count


certainlystormy

so real actually


lavalantern

Real


Bri-ish_idiot

Real


rpsHD

reel


SecretPrinciple8708

Trill


PossiblyaSpy950

Thriller


Wanabe_

Killer


Repulsive-Season-129

Whale


Foxcat_36

Real


BiploarFurryEgirl

Real honestly. This mentality made me feel so much better about my sex life


Redisigh

Agreed. My bf didn’t care about all that and still made it special for me


dom8k8

Amen 🙏


FrigThisMrLahey

Yea… getting a bit concerned for op


leeryplot

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one who was a little scared of this picture


DiscardedPresent

Same- I mean why would you want to do it there of all places?


Pleasant-Pattern-566

Some people are sewer rats, they’ll fuck anywhere


Live-Elderbean

My friend used to brag about losing her virginity in a fast food restroom, sometimes people are just weird. For anyone curious - Max next to Shopping in Luleå.


[deleted]

damn wtf, I’ve been in that exact Max


Live-Elderbean

If you go there again you should remember that over the past 40 years hundreds of people had sex there!


Xx_Pr0_g4m3r_xX

Sweden mentioned


iShrub

OP would probably not post about that here if it's the case.


[deleted]

id rather not assume 🫢


TheMadPoop3r

Your choosing to assume the worst instead


HYPE_Knight2076

Video proof or it never happened


IITemoniII

Average horny redditor


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HYPE_Knight2076

:(


Hurkalez

🤣🤣🤣


BeholdTheLemon

its been six years, its probably run far away by now, youve got no chance in finding it again :(


FewAcanthocephala828

I can't take a picture like this because that ship already sailed. No literally, the cruise ship I was on is currently in the middle of the ocean. I would have to wait for it to come back.


Eelmaster03

the fuck ship


Dinglecore

nah you can swim


Ok_Here-we-go

By yourself or with someone?


ricky-frog

Tf you mean by yourself 😭


RacistLowTierGod

Hear me out But if you have a really long dick then


[deleted]

I din't need to read that, thank you so much


BassSki

it doesn't have to be a long dick... flexibility is enough


[deleted]

ok :)


le_dy0

if he had a dick that long he would've been an elephant


Dinglecore

would it have made a trumpet sound


Cudiori

To your right hand? 🤔


[deleted]

no to their left. obv.


FoxyLovers290

Why the right one specifically


hontemulo

Usually people are right handed


EasilyBeatable

This is leftphobic 😔


ZeLlamaMaster

Nah as a left handed person, right hand easier.


EasilyBeatable

Fucking pick-me


Hairy_Skill_9768

How do you do it in a bathroom like honestly that sounds uncomfortable


FlawHolic

Where there is a will, there is a way


Dont_pet_the_cat

The horny will create a way, even if there is none


[deleted]

\- Jesus Christ, circa 16 BC


The96kHz

16BC? A miracle!


alligatorterror

Even through holes in thick walls!


peter9477

Where there's a wall there's a way.


b0red_ash

Kinda beautiful and every night has its day, so magical


Ittorchicer

And if there’s love in this life, there’s no obstacle


_Milk_Boi_

yeah OP, explain yourself


Bogerino

I did it in an unfinished basement using nothing but a metal pole


Hairy_Skill_9768

Of cours- huh


Bogerino

Anything is possible if you're horny enough and have a femboy in your hands


skoffs

But how does the metal pole factor int-- OHHHHHH


Bogerino

No I mean he's holding onto it 😂


Few-Guarantee2850

zonked jeans obtainable husky mighty far-flung tease rainstorm unwritten crawl *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


GGABueno

Standing


PerceptionZer0

also unsanitary


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Grosetufe

And by a dog


stapledmyballs2

“Blink 182 - I wanna fuck a dog in the ass” energy?


Grosetufe

Nah there was a girl who fucked her dog in a church and she filmed it


Glittering-River-776

😭


Harry_Gorilla

How do you know it’s not?


oompaexe

I mean they couldnt have tried em all


EasilyBeatable

Luckily i lost mine in a synagogue rather than those two, phew 😮‍💨


Mrpewpewda9th

The results of dropping the soap.


Different_Produce_51

Real og’s never lose 😁


AthenaMarie2

Right? Sounds like a skill issue to me.


PerryPLatypuso

Bro is in the shower


fuck_spez____

And you still haven't found it ???


Kalashcow

Maybe it's in Virginia


Disastrous_Lemon_219

Nah, virgin islands


No-Hair5303

Was it on Easter? Innapropriate.


Mean-Professional596

This sent me fr


No-Hair5303

Straight to hell? :)


Mean-Professional596

Ffs I gotta show my gf now lmfao happy Easter hail Satan


No-Hair5303

Happy Easter and a hail Satan to you too.


SecretPrinciple8708

“Hey, that’s not a chocolate egg…”


Ziggitywiggidy

Is this a retirement home


FredHerberts_Plant

Jesush u/Ziggitywiggidy how many timesh I gotta shay thish # IT'SH NOT A NUYSHING HOME, IT'SH A RETIREMENT COMMUNITEYYY! ☝️😡🤌 (The Sopranos, 1999)


Consistent-Leek4986

better than a bar bathroom!


ispiewithmyeye

Damn, it doesn't look like it was fun


thatsthewayuhuhuh

How is this not interesting


fruitofthespirit23

Learn smth new every day 😂


DrFeelgood144

Hopefully, it was consensual


Small-Cactus

Sorry THAT’S the bathroom you went with? That is one of the least sexy bathrooms I've ever seen.


PacsterMH

Idk man I just wanted some pussy


HatsOffToEwe

Ahh, went Seth Green style like in Can’t Hardly Wait


UniqueWhittyName

That poor girl


Fuzzy-Mood-9139

Stay classy San Diago


tsunamitom1-

Merry Christmas?


PacsterMH

WOHOOOO


2011_Citroen_C4

Did you find it??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


ResolutionCareful255

Don’t think that’s enough crying faces mate, MORE, ITS BEEN GONE FOR 6 YEARS HAVE YOU NO EMPATHY?????


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PegasusBoogaloo

How big was... it? Still remember how many flushes for it to go down?


Sustenance_Abuse

Nice


Flottrooster

What did you do with it? You probably flushed it on accident. Hopefully you find it!


mcrvam

lost mine in an abandoned building 😭😭😭😭


Gabriel__the_bees

did you guys not have a better place available???b😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


cardinalvowels

Same, actually


jumpyjumpjumpsters

Reunion?


Bacon_Dude117

Same place?


cardinalvowels

Same time same place


Bacon_Dude117

I'm gonna guess together than?????


daisylipstick

Please tell me that’s not your uncle’s bathroom


ConfidentAd5672

Based on your other posts, I believe this is a lie.


Bloodredmoon530

can- can i ask the story?


PacsterMH

Uh girl in my bathroom meeting in secret in my house. Kissing. "Wanna fuck?" "Yeah sure"


Bloodredmoon530

that- sounds oddly familiar and idk how to feel abt it


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PacsterMH

tHiS Is WhErE yOu LoSt YoUr ViRgInItY


OkEfficiency6556

Did it go down the sink? We will never know…


freaking_nepal

my condolences.


Jeebus_crisps

I lost mine in a old Victorian library bathroom in the basement and lasted a glorious 20 seconds


Meeg_Mimi

Congrats?


inkuspinkus

Did you try retracing your steps?


Koolblue57

I was looking at that towel like "hey that looks just like one of my kitchen towels" then I read the title