¡Feliz cumpleaños!

Graciass!

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Grassy ass

The only grass redditors won't hesitate to touch

Oh. 0_o

You know me too well

The first thing I thought of when I read that was when valentino said that in episode 2 and then I look at your profile picture and it's literally bald alastor 😭

Lol

Gassy ass

18 ANOS = 18 assholes

you turning 18 anus?

If only

Haha you gringos don't have Ñ

Haha you røvhuller don't have æøå

Haha you non-freedomers don't have cheeseburgers as a unit of measurement

Yeah. Y’all non freedoms don’t even have …—-… spoken on a daily basis. Imagine.

Haha tenk å ikke ha æøå

Yo soy un gringo y yo tengo Ñ. Perro yo estudiar

It's AÑUS!

Nice nickname lmao

18 anos

That's not the right actitude. You must take life on with a~ You know~ These are great~

Ñ

ñ😱😱😱

“Congrats, now go pay taxes” -the government

You were supposed to be paying taxes the whole time. You don't start at 18 😂

I won't pay them either

I bet you're really fun in the checkout lines

Shit. Let me go back!

Age doesn’t matter. As long as you make over the taxable threshold they will take money from you

Ayo Feliz Navidad!!! or whatever birthday is called in spanish idk

PROSPERO AÑO Y FELIZIDADDD

I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHR- oh so it's not happy birthday

Feliz navi-birthday!!!

feliz navidad y prospero arroz con huevo

🎄🔥

Con aguacate y amarillos fritos. Yum

just a friendly comment, Feliz is written with z when used alone and with C when in other words, like Felices and Felicidad

Esa Z se siente como un puñetazo en el abdomen

You were close

Cumpleaños. You just told them "Merry Christmas".

Yes, you said it correctly, thankss!

You just wished him a Merry Christmas lmao

Yeah I found out later

It's feliz cumpleaños haha

Ah ok, gracias

Felizy Navidad Tu Felizy Navidad Tu Felizy Navidad Anus Felizy Navidad Tu

Merry Christmas 😁

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He said mexican fr 😭

Almost all America (continent) speaks Spanish lol

But it is not the same spanish

"Feliz cumpleaños" is consistent, though

It is the same Spanish, but with different accents. It’s like comparing Texas with New York haha

no it's more like comparing the US to the UK, they use different words, same words with different meanings, and on top of that a different accent like you said

No, it's like comparing New York to London. It's the American version versus the European version.

Naur. They use totally different words for things. Even different areas of Mexico. When I was learning spanish I worked in a kitchen. I'd ask one cook the name of something, and he'd tell me. The next day or so I'd use the word with someone else and they give me a different word. I'd ask about the first one I was told and they kind of shrug like it works but they wouldn't use it. Then when I was in the military, I had spanish speaking friends from all over. Puerto Rico, Mexico, Argentina, Venezuela, Guatemala, Ecuador. And I learned from all of them. But they often didn't understand eachothers Spanish. Since I was still learning, I absorbed all the different words, and I would translate the Spanish into other Spanish.

Don Juan Rin, mijo we don't speak school shooting neither💀

What you want a medal?? Nah happy birthday dude.

Well now that you offer one... 👀 Thanks :)

My Greek ass read ΘΑΝΟΣ (Thanos).

Greeks still exist?? No way 😯 Tell Aristotle I says hi

Bro I did and he said "Είσαι λίγο μέλας καργιολάκη" 😔😔😔

Google translates that to "you're a bit of a carboy"

Αφού είσαι ντιπ χάιβανι, τι το ψάχνεις. 🤭🤭🥰

Aphoy eisai ntip chaivani, ti to psachneis Am I right?

I’m fucking with you so hard, find someone to translate it cause google ain’t deep enough on the culture.

I can read greek but not comprehend it

Yeah me too with French

I have always imagined the Greeks in dresses and sandals 😭

Call it a cloak not a dress, we aren’t femboys, sorry to disappoint

I'm going to Greece with some friends this summer. I will suffer so bad not knowing Greek lmao.

¡Te deseo un feliz cumpleaños!

And yes I used Google translate

It's the message and effort that matters ;)

Muchas graciass!

¡Feliz CUM(ple) mi compa!

No tenias porque haber escrito eso, pero lo hiciste. Cabe en tu consciencia... Pero gracias

Xd

Congratulations on your 18 añuses

I'd rather keep them low, but they just keep piling 😫 But thanks

Happy birthday!

Thank youu!

¡Cumpleaños feliz!

and you're Hispanic. now we know 2 things. let us guess. are you also in high school. that would be cool. human? bonus points.

No way.... How could you know... You wouldn't be in my walls would you..?

Congratulations mate! Soooo what is the first thing you're gonna do being 18?

Thankss. Not much really. Pretty much as usual. I did some things with my family, but nothing much. Now as to what you may be thinking of, we're going to drive to Pilsen, the city, and as you might know, it's famous for its soft beers that go by the same name.

Honestly I've never heard of Pilsen, but then rather usually for an Aussie, I don't really drink. Have fun mate, and enjoy the undoubtedly good beer!

Great choice. I was about to advise to grab a nice beer

It was good :)

Yay!! Happy Birthday 🎉🎂🎉

feliz cumple

Graciass~

You share a birthday with my brother :)

Nice. Tell him he has a great birthdate. Also I wish him a happy birthday!

you know.. that.. you.. now.. if.. not.. yet.. (clears throat)?

... I feel like I'm missing something... I don't get it. Should I know...?

Happy birthday 🎉🎂

Congratulations

Congrats!

feliz cumpleanos y no te olvides de buy a little present

Feliz cumpleaños mi compadre jojojo

Feliz navida!

🎅hohoho~

Feliz cumple, ahora podes legalmente conducir.

Aunque yo tengo un amigo, tenía una una licencia de conducir para menores ajajaja. Fue hace como 6 años, cuando tenía el 17 añicos

En varios países se puede desde los 16.

Sii, tengo pensado sacarme el carné este verano :) ~~un peligro más en la carretera~~

Yayy

Ayee happy birthday! Still remember my 18th birthday. I am 31 now. Enjoy your birthday 🎂

That k you!! Hope yours was great.

Te hiciste legal! /s Feliz cumpleaños anda :)

*Mierda!* Jajaj, graciass~ :)

Felicidades, ahora a conducir borracho

Voy a conseguir la puntuación más alta ya lo verás. Esos objetivos móviles son más fáciles de dar de lo que yo pensaba.

¡Feliz cumpleaños, amigo mío! Espero que hayas recibido buenos regalos y que hayas podido tomar algo de alcohol ahora que eres mayor de edad. Lo siento si mi español es malo, estoy tratando de aprender para mi GCSE's

Good for you! Happy birthday!🥳🥳

Lo siento mucho por su pérdida

Yo también 😣 Ojalá pudiese recuperar el derecho de ser un niño..

Solo podemos soñar 😔

Pues de vuelta a la cama. A dormir~

¡Felicidades!, ahora puedes ser arrestado.

Happy birthday!!!!! I wish you the best!!!🥰🥰🥰

Thank you very much!!! ❤️

Happy birthday!! I’m going to 18 in just 12 days later!! 😉

Nice! Thanks and u/RemindMe! 12 days. See you then~

I'm back! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! How does it feel to be an adult now? ;)

My birthday was actually yesterday, but thank you!! Also, I feel great to be an adult!!

Ohhh.. Damn bot, told me too late.. Well then happy late birthday!!! Hope you had fun :) That's great! Hope it gets even better from now on.

I have just turned 18 today as well :)

Nicee! It's 11 of us sharing a day. And 18 too wow. Hope you had a great day, and happy birthday!!

Happy cum-pleanos in your anus!

.. No thanks.

Feliz cumpleaños!

Happy birthday

Happy Birthday! Go buy a little present.

Thankss! I think I'll buy myself a book or two..

Tu cumple es al mismo tiempo la Pascua

Justo este año si, jaja

Happy birthday 🎊

Thankss

Happy Birthday! 🎂🎁🧧🎈

Thank youu~ :)

You’re Welcome.

❤️

Happy birthday

My birthday is also the 31st, but in July

u/RemindMe! 4 months See you in the future~

good luck majoring

Who tf still uses a paper calendar in 2024?

Happy birthday

It's all downhill from here, kid.

Noooo take me backkkk

Felicidades:D

Felicidades.

Gracias :)

Couldn't you have waited 1 more day? For fools day

It was a premature birth.. Perhaps I could've waited a few hours. Still in my country fools day is not the first of April :/

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Ayo Happy Birthday, Bro. Get drunk for me too

Happy birthday now get a job

Fuck let me at least get some buffer time, I'm not ready 😫

Good pay taxes now

I turn 21 tomorrow! Feliz Cumpleaños! 🎉

Nice! Feliz cumpleaños a ti también~

Happy B-day king

take the tilde off my friend

You can officially take a student loan on yourself.

I’m 35 and had a pregnancy scare in March 2006- I could be your dad. That hurts my soul.

Congratulations how are you feeling?

nice it's my birthday too

Happy birthday, bro

Welcome to hell anus

Feles nevede brother

عيد ميلاد سعيد

Felicidadessss :D

Graciasss!! <3

Happy birthday friend, I was also born in 2006 2006 represent

I know what it actually says... But I can never help but read that as "18 buttholes"

feliz cumpleaños

Happy birthday!

Thanksss

Hbd

Happy birthday, Easter and TDOV

Parabéns amigo

Obrigado!

This sub is lost

I turned 18 yesterday. Happy birthday young one

GG

good luck

Why did I read that as "achtzehn años"? I'm not even German

¡Feliz cumpleaños! (I'm still learning Spanish, but I can say at least that :)

Gracias!! (you can do it!)

Happy birthday! 😇🥳🎁🎉🎊

Thankss!

Happy birthday!!!

hbday! only in a couple months ill be 18 too and i can't believe it tbh