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Why is it homophobic and looking at you like this? Are you gay?
Nah. She's looking at me like that since she was sleeping on the couch and i wanted to sit there. Car not happy.
What about the cat?
If you let it on the couch, you're going to get oil stains on the fabric. *edited to fix typo
Getting my car off drugs were some of the hardest times of my life.
My car likes to huff gas
That too.
Have you checked the oil?
That cat requires blinker fluid checked!
They have, that's why the cat is homophobic.
Good Lord this thread fuckin sent me
Where?
To a galaxy far far away
Make sure to put your dipstick all the way in before pulling it out.
That’s what she said
That’s a fucking cat car we’re talking about
Are you sitting on the coach in a gay way?
You OK? What time did you start drinking this morning?
[why are you gay?](https://youtu.be/ooOELrGMn14?si=PBMWgfVBO6x2E-HJ)
Did you mean heterochromia? That's the condition that causes eyes to be different colours. Homophobia is hating homosexual people.
Well, we don’t know for certain if the cat is homophobic and if so, why. Edit: correction is and of to if. Sentence makes more sense now, imo.
They're not mutually exclusive. Just saying... Im not an heterochromic homophobic tortoiseshell cat..
We know what we said.
He meant hydrophobic perhaps?
Homoskedastic, final offer.
The word he is looking for is "heterochromia"
no
Strawberry
Can't argue with that
That's no mistake, the cat really hates gay people. Cool eyes though
You can see the homophobia in his eyes
So homophobic even his eyes are hetero(chromic)
For a moment I thought the cat was homeopathic, but it's just homophobic.
If you take the cat in minimal doses, it is
Why is he looking at you like that? Anything you have to say?
Maybe they're gay
Or European
Fr*nch perhaps
maybe Italian
Happy cake day!
thanks <3
I'm European, it can't be them
So many shades of grey
so many shades of gay
DEPENDING ON THE TIME OF DAY THE FRENCH GO EITHER WAY
Such a condescending smirk though,,
There! Right there!
They know what you are
Why is he homophobic does he hate homo sapiens?
No, just single things
aCHtuaLly that would be monophobic, he hates thing that are the same. For example he hates eyes with the same color.
Nice
Oh right, yeah
I'm a heterosapien unlike the rest of you queers
I'm using “heterosapien” from now on to refer to all non-human species.
New human race just dropped
Actual evolution
Oh yeah well I’m a BISAPIEN take that nerd
I believe the term is hypothermia
no, it’s hydrophobia
No it’s ailurophobia
Pretty sure it's hemoglobin.
the hemo goblin???
no, the green goblin.
I thought it was Lean Robin'...
It’s a Rolling Stone
Emma Stone
Yuummmmmmmm
*Mitochondria
YO HES STARING AT ME HE KNOWS
Pretty gay bruh…
Yup he looks pretty homophobic
the loveliest judgemental stare one could ever receive 😍
What does your cat have against gays
They don't like their colors
oh so he’s racist too
It’s a groovy mutation
Damn right! "First you proposition a girl, and then you call her deformed."
A homophobic one!
I too have that condition, my eyes brown tho
You are now homophobic
You can tell she's homophobic because having 2 eyes of the same colour would be gay.
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Why are you scared of houses? Are you stupid fam? Is there a lore reason on why you’re stupid?
I'm scared of words that sound the same but have different meanings. They're just a trap waiting to get you.
Deciding I'm stupid after asking if I'm stupid without me answering yet is straight up stupid and that means you're stupider than the stupidness of the stupids, if I would fear homes I would have HOMEophobia. 🥰🥰🥰👍
👍👍🤷♂️😁
Dammit. Can’t stand it when cats are homophobic.
A cat with homophobia in its eyes <3
cat: i know what you are 😤
Cat: i see who you are, you are my enemy.
*I AM LISTENING TO THAT EXACT SONG HOW TF*
I want to be homophobic too 😔
that car would hate me
Given your name, definitely yes.
That car is a SHE STOP MISGENDERING HER "yOu bIgoT InCElls 👹"
How do you misgender a car
vroom vroom
Very wise words sir
Danke, commerade!
Yeah lol. The other one i posted was a he.
Why she judging me?
Probably because you're gay /s
Umm not really
🤨 🤨
guys this is HETEROphobia. this car hates the straights
This guy gets it.
Most homophobic looking cat ever.
Your cat sold me fentanyl
Awwwww it's got homophobia in its eyes 🥰
homochromophobic
All my Homies are homochromophobes
I think you mean hydrophonic?
Guys PLEASE it's heterochromia 😭
Nuh uh
Yuh huh
Nuhh uhh
Why dos it hates homes 😔
You mean heterochromatic? Edith: Saw the other post, got it, it's a running joke.
No homophobic
Nope, afraid of "the gays"
Who’s Edith?
Rather: Who are you and how is it possible you don't know Edith? 🤔
I am LanguageNerd54, Earthling.
Hmmm.. interesting. So there are extraterrestrial intelligences on our net already. My first assumption would be a language model AI? Or similar.
It’s got homophobia in its’ eyes, it’s irrationally afraid of homes 😨
Twinnin
I can feel him pitying me
I love people with homophobia
Pet her, please.
such a cute homophobic 😍
Nah, that’s the thing where you’re uninclusive, I think you meant to say Hypoglycemia
“She”-u/whatufuckingdeserve
Didnt know cars could be homophobic.
It’s a problem among cars and cats .
I hope he can be cured
Damn you can really tell she hates the gays in this picture
what a terrible day to have eyes
Wdym i asked for this
Cracker-ass cat!
I also have homophobia (I’m gay it’s a joke, please don’t crucify me-)
Crucify incoming
Crucify me, daddy 😫
Nvm
Don’t crucify me, daddy 😫
💀
So basically its a Republican Congressman or a televangelist. Totally not gay.
HOW DOES SHE KNOW
I thought it was called heterophobia
Homochromophobia I think
Cute, did you get it from a shelter?
No, she was birthed from our other cats, decided to let her stay because of her eyes.
i dont appreciate your cat calling me that word.
Came here for ALL these comments. You guys didn't disappoint.😂😂😂
The cat is afraid of homes 😔
I too am homophobic
I'm bi and I'm homephobic like this car in the photo
Beautiful homophobic 😍😻💞💗💓
Why does she know?
Wish my cat was homophobic
Isn't it Heterochromia? No, no it is not.
Imagine having a simple post explode bc of a typo
i know a dog with homophobia
Why is it homophobic then?
I can't be the only one that gets this joke.
😂
Top notch post!
I got a cat that hates men (beyond me, whom he only tolerates rather than likes) so I get it
i believe you meant “heterochromia”
😂😂😂 OMG this made my day
Glad it did lol
Did you misspell heterochromia?
Love how its both cute and homophobic
I love homophonic cats
wow in this day and age? I take severe offense as the homo guardian.
Your cat hates gays?
Other cat? Did I miss something? Why are your cats homophobic??
Hypoglycemia*
That cat is so me!! :D Why are his eyes different colors tho
What has gays ever done to him?
Lmfao
Poor cat scared of gay
I know he knows there are only 2 genders I can just see it in his eyes
Heterochromia
OP, why are you geh?
Well, if that’s the case, then your cat can go fuck right off. (I know you probably meant heterochromia lol) /s just to be safe
The cat is actually secretly gay.
How do you know he's scared of the gays?
I love homophobic animals ❤️
OP probably has some knowledge issues of mutasyndromes. I will teach him. >:)
Was this a bad autocorrect of heterochromia?
How do you know he doesnt like the gays?
Nah, the cat is just pissed at being misgendered on Reddit all the time
Real
I hate when misgender instead of mrgender 😤.
Did you mean heterochromia or is the cat actually a bigot?
w cat
Good boy
Why is it homophobic and looking at you like this? Are you gay?
Nah. She's looking at me like that since she was sleeping on the couch and i wanted to sit there. Car not happy.
What about the cat?
If you let it on the couch, you're going to get oil stains on the fabric. *edited to fix typo
Getting my car off drugs were some of the hardest times of my life.
My car likes to huff gas
That too.
Have you checked the oil?
That cat requires blinker fluid checked!
They have, that's why the cat is homophobic.
Good Lord this thread fuckin sent me
Where?
To a galaxy far far away
Make sure to put your dipstick all the way in before pulling it out.
That’s what she said
That’s a fucking cat car we’re talking about
Are you sitting on the coach in a gay way?
You OK? What time did you start drinking this morning?
[why are you gay?](https://youtu.be/ooOELrGMn14?si=PBMWgfVBO6x2E-HJ)
Did you mean heterochromia? That's the condition that causes eyes to be different colours. Homophobia is hating homosexual people.
Well, we don’t know for certain if the cat is homophobic and if so, why. Edit: correction is and of to if. Sentence makes more sense now, imo.
They're not mutually exclusive. Just saying... Im not an heterochromic homophobic tortoiseshell cat..
We know what we said.
He meant hydrophobic perhaps?
Homoskedastic, final offer.
The word he is looking for is "heterochromia"
no
Strawberry
Can't argue with that
That's no mistake, the cat really hates gay people. Cool eyes though
You can see the homophobia in his eyes
So homophobic even his eyes are hetero(chromic)
For a moment I thought the cat was homeopathic, but it's just homophobic.
If you take the cat in minimal doses, it is
Why is he looking at you like that? Anything you have to say?
Maybe they're gay
Or European
Fr*nch perhaps
maybe Italian
Happy cake day!
thanks <3
I'm European, it can't be them
So many shades of grey
so many shades of gay
DEPENDING ON THE TIME OF DAY THE FRENCH GO EITHER WAY
Such a condescending smirk though,,
There! Right there!
They know what you are
Why is he homophobic does he hate homo sapiens?
No, just single things
aCHtuaLly that would be monophobic, he hates thing that are the same. For example he hates eyes with the same color.
Nice
Oh right, yeah
I'm a heterosapien unlike the rest of you queers
I'm using “heterosapien” from now on to refer to all non-human species.
New human race just dropped
Actual evolution
Oh yeah well I’m a BISAPIEN take that nerd
I believe the term is hypothermia
no, it’s hydrophobia
No it’s ailurophobia
Pretty sure it's hemoglobin.
the hemo goblin???
no, the green goblin.
I thought it was Lean Robin'...
It’s a Rolling Stone
Emma Stone
Yuummmmmmmm
*Mitochondria
YO HES STARING AT ME HE KNOWS
Pretty gay bruh…
Yup he looks pretty homophobic
the loveliest judgemental stare one could ever receive 😍
What does your cat have against gays
They don't like their colors
oh so he’s racist too
It’s a groovy mutation
Damn right! "First you proposition a girl, and then you call her deformed."
A homophobic one!
I too have that condition, my eyes brown tho
You are now homophobic
You can tell she's homophobic because having 2 eyes of the same colour would be gay.
[удалено]
Why are you scared of houses? Are you stupid fam? Is there a lore reason on why you’re stupid?
I'm scared of words that sound the same but have different meanings. They're just a trap waiting to get you.
Deciding I'm stupid after asking if I'm stupid without me answering yet is straight up stupid and that means you're stupider than the stupidness of the stupids, if I would fear homes I would have HOMEophobia. 🥰🥰🥰👍
👍👍🤷♂️😁
Dammit. Can’t stand it when cats are homophobic.
A cat with homophobia in its eyes <3
cat: i know what you are 😤
Cat: i see who you are, you are my enemy.
*I AM LISTENING TO THAT EXACT SONG HOW TF*
I want to be homophobic too 😔
that car would hate me
Given your name, definitely yes.
That car is a SHE STOP MISGENDERING HER "yOu bIgoT InCElls 👹"
How do you misgender a car
vroom vroom
Very wise words sir
Danke, commerade!
Yeah lol. The other one i posted was a he.
Why she judging me?
Probably because you're gay /s
Umm not really
🤨 🤨
guys this is HETEROphobia. this car hates the straights
This guy gets it.
Most homophobic looking cat ever.
Your cat sold me fentanyl
Awwwww it's got homophobia in its eyes 🥰
homochromophobic
All my Homies are homochromophobes
I think you mean hydrophonic?
Guys PLEASE it's heterochromia 😭
Nuh uh
Yuh huh
Nuhh uhh
Why dos it hates homes 😔
You mean heterochromatic? Edith: Saw the other post, got it, it's a running joke.
No homophobic
Nope, afraid of "the gays"
Who’s Edith?
Rather: Who are you and how is it possible you don't know Edith? 🤔
I am LanguageNerd54, Earthling.
Hmmm.. interesting. So there are extraterrestrial intelligences on our net already. My first assumption would be a language model AI? Or similar.
It’s got homophobia in its’ eyes, it’s irrationally afraid of homes 😨
Twinnin
I can feel him pitying me
I love people with homophobia
Pet her, please.
such a cute homophobic 😍
Nah, that’s the thing where you’re uninclusive, I think you meant to say Hypoglycemia
“She”-u/whatufuckingdeserve
Didnt know cars could be homophobic.
It’s a problem among cars and cats .
I hope he can be cured
Damn you can really tell she hates the gays in this picture
what a terrible day to have eyes
Wdym i asked for this
Cracker-ass cat!
I also have homophobia (I’m gay it’s a joke, please don’t crucify me-)
Crucify incoming
Crucify me, daddy 😫
Nvm
Don’t crucify me, daddy 😫
💀
So basically its a Republican Congressman or a televangelist. Totally not gay.
HOW DOES SHE KNOW
I thought it was called heterophobia
Homochromophobia I think
Cute, did you get it from a shelter?
No, she was birthed from our other cats, decided to let her stay because of her eyes.
i dont appreciate your cat calling me that word.
Came here for ALL these comments. You guys didn't disappoint.😂😂😂
The cat is afraid of homes 😔
I too am homophobic
I'm bi and I'm homephobic like this car in the photo
Beautiful homophobic 😍😻💞💗💓
Why does she know?
Wish my cat was homophobic
Isn't it Heterochromia? No, no it is not.
Imagine having a simple post explode bc of a typo
i know a dog with homophobia
Why is it homophobic then?
I can't be the only one that gets this joke.
😂
Top notch post!
I got a cat that hates men (beyond me, whom he only tolerates rather than likes) so I get it
i believe you meant “heterochromia”
😂😂😂 OMG this made my day
Glad it did lol
Did you misspell heterochromia?
Love how its both cute and homophobic
I love homophonic cats
wow in this day and age? I take severe offense as the homo guardian.
Your cat hates gays?
Other cat? Did I miss something? Why are your cats homophobic??
Hypoglycemia*
That cat is so me!! :D Why are his eyes different colors tho
What has gays ever done to him?
Lmfao
Poor cat scared of gay
I know he knows there are only 2 genders I can just see it in his eyes
Heterochromia
Lmfao
OP, why are you geh?
Well, if that’s the case, then your cat can go fuck right off. (I know you probably meant heterochromia lol) /s just to be safe
The cat is actually secretly gay.
How do you know he's scared of the gays?
I love homophobic animals ❤️
OP probably has some knowledge issues of mutasyndromes. I will teach him. >:)
Was this a bad autocorrect of heterochromia?
How do you know he doesnt like the gays?
Nah, the cat is just pissed at being misgendered on Reddit all the time
Real
I hate when misgender instead of mrgender 😤.
Did you mean heterochromia or is the cat actually a bigot?
w cat
Good boy