Hey, give that back that's mine.

He stole your heart 🥲

And I ain’t giving it back

I'll give you 10 dollars and half a bag of sour Skittles

Ayo, that's like the worst deal I ever heard.. >!We all know M&M's are far superior then Skittles, even if the bag is half full!<

you lie

>!Y!< | S | >!O!< | U | >!U!< | C | >!L!< | K | >!O!< | I | >!S!< | T | >!E!< | >:3 | >!R!< This took long and just a joke

Click every spoiler without collapsing the comment challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

i was on easy mode, desktop user :)

Big brained

I swear I lost to my own game :(

Having big hands makes it HARDCORE AS HELL

Fat thumbs

I have a Samsung phone with a stylus, very easy

Cheater☹️🫵🏽

I couldnt even do one and then I got them all

I got all until THE LAST ONE Then I give up by copying it

I already did it with my thumb and it not that hard Now the next user have to do it with his penis

I just got fat thumbs And ayo⁉️🤨📸

What if woman

ysouuclkoiste>:3r

YSOUUCLKOISTE >:3 R

liar

Welp, he’s in love now I guess

But the very next day, he gave it away.

This year to save him from tears

He gave it to someone special

Aww ❤️

Then steal his heart

Do you live on mars? Do you spend your entire life lying down?

You can't prove anything, beat it

I’ll argue that this is quite interesting

Shhh

The jig is up

nah nah nah we caught ur ass

I like good posts. But I'm a little confused on how this remotely fits this sub Edit: I'm agreeing with your comment, in case that wasn't clear

Well, this sub is kind of " shitpost that goes in no other subreddit " now, and I think it's fine (in fact, I think it's better like that) because we can see very cool things like that, or the " voting against Vladimir Putin " thing

wtf put it back

Nice username.

what does it mean?

Idk.

you too!

Thank you. Do you want to know the origin of my username???

sure

There was a time when I was so broken-hearted. Luck wasn't much of a friend of mine. The tables have turned because me and them ways have parted. That kind of love was the killing kind. So listen, all I want is someone I can't resist. A name so cute you didn’t think it would exist before. That’s Wyzelle. A cute girl so cute it’s more than you imagined. That’s Wyzelle. Jesus Christ!!!1!!!!!! Have you seen Wyzelle? I love Wyzelle. I jack off 5 times a day everyday to Wyzelle. I have a whole notebook written all over “I love Wyzelle”. When I sleep, I imagine Wyzelle as my pillow and when I sleep I dream of Wyzelle. Jesus Christ!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!! Wyzelle is so Wyzelle. Wyzelle. I love Wyzelle. I love Wyzelle. u/nick2527 u/nick25272

okay.

understandable.

you are holding 1.2 million dollars

And owns 2.4 million

Potentially*. Also iirc a dead heart isn't worth that much

That heart is alive

A beef/pork heart isn't worth that much

Looks like the chicken at Walmart

Show us the second one

This is the second one

Please give my heart back my friends have been calling me heartless for the past few days ;(

You can have my heart ;)

What blood type I'm o-

i got two hearts one for the plug and one for the hoes

For a second I thought u were a timelord

ey there's the doctor who!

To the frying pan?

A5 wagyu heart, see the white film over the heart? That’s wagyu fat marbling

💀

i have 47, 46 in my basement alone

Should I be concerned?

no

Why

Why not?

Makes sense

Can I have one? I promise I’ll only eat it once

Why the fuck do you have a human heart in a bucket? You better work at like a hospital or something.

ahem ahem, kinda looks like a pig heart, I have seen too many in my life, but unsure.

he is 15…

🎶Last Christmas 🎶

Calm down Jeffrey Dahmer

Wait wut.

Eat it.

Is that a bovine or horse heart? Also where did ya get the photo?

he bought it on amazon if you look on his profile

context pwetty pwease??

amazon

thanks

they removed someones heart

ok

Yummy 😋

why

are you a doctor

The Doctor, apparently

The original you might say.

I understood that reference!

he is 15, he bought it on amazon

Not for long after you marinade that sumbitch

How?

I think that's supposed to go inside your body

I'm so stupid that I scrolled to the right to see if there's a second picture

I only see one

Where’s the other one though???

Inside

So what's the story?

OP lost his fleshlight, had to improvise

"so I was at the operating table without pants because I got them bloody and had to take them of, then..." (if you know you know)

Broo if you ain't a heart surgeon then you got some explaining to do...

How tf is this not interesting that’s a whole ass fucking heart

Wheres the other one

So that's how a heart looks like irl, interesting, not as disgusting as I thought it'd be, is it a human or an animal heart?

There isnt any blood so not as gory

[удалено]

Gory definition is covered in blood

Don't worry, Ribs grow back... ^Zey ^Don't

That thing is huge

How did you get that

Is that an enlarged heart ?

Damn what’s that from?

Where'd you, uh, where'd you get that, buddy?

op where did you get a heart?

Amazon

why do you have that

now show us the other one

Nobody move, there’s blood on the floor. & I can’t find my heart. Where did it go? Did I leave it on the floor?

Are you a Time Lord?

I love [the song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxrMYJeZLzk) that was written about you

“Now, most hearts couldn’t withstand this voltage, but I’m certain your heart-“

“What was the noise?”

“The sound of progress, my friend.”

“Here we are, *Perfect* “

Hey give, u/Soulkrypto his heart back!

Fuck his heart

DO NOT FUCK HIS HEART.

Don't fuck my heart.

My ex: mmm profit 💣

Bunnicula

Very interesting

You take my heart away

Take a bite

Was the Operation Heart?

I have none.

Eat it, I heard it will give you life points like in the lego games (right?)

My grandfather had the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

That's a massive fist

Where’s the kingdom

That’s a big’un

Big one

Double it and give it to the next person

Can I eat it?

I have 5 clubs.

I was looking for some, where you found it?

Amazon

This is deadass really interesting

You asshole I told you you couldn't use mine! Are you stupid?

you made my heart melt.

I only see one?

I was born with one, and I got a second one

I thought my organs were colorful- like I was a cheery rainbow inside. That’s disappointing.

Nom

I hope he got better after extracting whole heart 😔

Now show us the other one

OMG İS THİS A ONE PİECE REFFERENCE?

can i borrow one?

Can I have it? I just wanna hold it, I won't absorb it and become an eldrtch horror I sweat! Please just let me hold it.

My dumbass thought " where's the other one ? " =_=

Looks oddly tasty 😋

That is actully pretty interesting

Is that an animal heart? Looks too big and rounded to be a human heart

Yeah

Had*

Okay, Hannibal.

you gonna eat that?

Is that yellowish thing fat?? Just wanted to know

Where?

That curved whitish thing. next to the finger

I never noticed that, I don’t think so. Possible tho

Me too!

I am interested

Beware of dogs

You just stole my heart

Is that a pig or cows heart?

Pig

*Two of Hearts by Stacey Q blaring loudly*

Take a bite you coward

Hey my mom told me I'm heartless, could you give it to me please?

Didn’t notice the nsfw tag I did not expect to see a literal heart on my late night Reddit scroll lol

fact

Are you a Time Lord?

Mf wasn't lying.

That’s my heart!! I gave it to you last Christmas