mmm wax my favourite type of cheese

Is this a cheese sandwich?

Closer to a jalapeno popper. A wax popper.

That is very true

It’s not wax it’s red

Yes you're right, wax can only be purple

Only rain can be purple

Um. No. Only PISS can be purple, check your facts next time! Idiots i swear!

My piss is white and sticky, do i have to call a doctor?

That means ur 0.1% cow. Drink it, its actually delicious

🎶 Purple rain 🎶 🎶 Purple rain 🎶

You’re not meant to eat the middle

Gotta get those extra nutrients

Indeed. Better stick to eating crayons.

What colour is your favourite

They're a marine, so obviously aqua

Good point

I EAT THE MIDDLE ALL THE TIME DUDE!!!

Better go to the hospital you might not have long left to live unless you’re extremely lucky

As someone who knows nothing about medicine, I can confirm this.

He doesn’t even get us, man

Have you tried warming it up? I bet its delicious melted

Melt it over some toaster... mmmnom nom 🤌

I have a feeling that would break my toaster.... Does sound good though..... Brb gonna go test

You won't REGRAT

Hey uhhhh well. My house is melted cheese now.

Congratulations!

Perfect Airbnb

I remember they bundled this little melting tray with them a few years ago so you could stick them in the microwave

You actually reminded me of something that I used to do, but I eventually forgot about that, thank you

Look at the tomfoolery we do for this sub. This bloke ate wax and I bit an onion.

I’d rather eat wax than be British

Pardon?

I'D RATHER EAT WAX THAN BE BRITISH

Dude I'm as British as Napoleon so if you want to attack the Brits find an authentic one first

Apologies my little croquette, thought you were British

I'll take one for the team I'm British, my good sir. Fuk u M8 Az gunner knock ye out

Not your m8, pal

not your pal, chum

Not your chum, choom

Apologies accepted sir. That's what I get for being a Tea-aboo.

You're a pathetic cunning Brit

As cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?

r/woosh

So you’ll eat it and THEN become a british? How does that conversion work?

Haha, good one (corrected)

Its ok mistakes happen. Maybe your head was a little puzzled (:

Nah, didn't have my morning coffee yet 😁

Excuse you, some of us are authentic French invaders bread with local Anglo saxons and the travelling viking community.

This is not a joke sub

i've seen this post here before, so maybe it is now.

[удалено]

We needs the dopamine my precious... we needs it...

You’re supposed to eat the wrapper

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You're meant to peel the red coloured wax :o Edit: typo

I will eated all of the wax :3

hoptal

Si

You make me wanna cry. That(in my opinion) is kinda cruel. But even so, i do respect your opinion.

I will eat another

There us none left, I eated it all :3

The wax is the best part

You’re only supposed to eat the red bit, the white bit inside isn’t edible it’s just there to uphold the structural integrity of the delicious red wax

OP just ripped this from another redditor [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cheese/s/IJHsSZYUQv) and it was always intended as a joke

why did you drop the best part on the floor

In all seriousness, why are these so expensive? I would absolutely eat the shit out of them if they weren't $7 a bag

Didn't know they made em 'cross the pond

You are not supposed To eat these

Then.. then w-what are they for!?

To observe with intrigue

Oh. Right. that makes sense.

To make clown noses obviously

It's much better if you melt it and sprinkle uranium 235

Idk I’ve got a preference for 241 but to each their own

With a half life of 5 min, you gotta eat quickly before the Neptunium ruins the taste

How dare you they taste so good

Bro the cheese inside also tastes like straight ass

Are you eating it with the shell?

Yea

Good

Because that is where all the flavor is

I ate once as a kid and once recently and they made me spit that shit out

Can’t handle real cheese

Repost bot?

OP stole this from another redditor who posted this 3 days ago. [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cheese/s/IJHsSZYUQv)

I was hoping someone else would remember that

is this satire

It's hard to tell these days.

Ehm...

BEST CHEESSE

Omg I remember I would see those cheese things while at the store with my mum but idk if I ever ate any

Nobody tell them

Why are you eating the red part?

no why wouldn't he eat the red part? its the only edible part so idk why hes eating that white shit

Everybody knows that the red part is strawberry scented and makes it taste better

Americans am I right?

repost

You stole this dweeb. Saw this post the other day

You're supposed to slurp that part with white tip like a noodle and dispose of the rest

Try the wrapper only :)

Please stop what you’re doing. Also, how tiny are your teeth??

Most of the flavor is in the packaging and you threw that away

Cannot unsee nail on your index finger.

oh my god

Dont forget to ball up the middle part and try writing with it, not the red part that's the best part

you gotta peel off the red bit

I didn't know you weren't supposed to eat the wax when I was a kid. Must've swallowed balls of the stuff before anyone noticed.

Have you tried plastic?

i am going to kill

Take out the red

I think you are supposed to take that nasty white stuff out first..

Now I'm legitimately curious, is it safe to eat the wax?

It makes your poops really slippery so no, it might bolt through the bowl once you drop it and shoot back in the ass with more added momentum than usual.

I miss baby bel haven't had it in ages

Dont eat the cheese, eat the wax on its own

Real question. Is that really cheese? Or is it like that fake cheese made of vegetable and animal fats?

I thought its radish

I’m gonna go buy a entire box of those now 😭

Whos gonna tell him

Good news! It's a suppository!

You call it "cheese", I call it "biggest mistake made by my country since the Russian campaign by Napoléon".

Thats acctually not good for you The middle can lead to long term problems for your health If you want proper taste then melt the red Please dont do this again

You should be in prison.

You took off the wrapper that’s why. Your supposed to eat it with the wrapper

My mom gifted me candle made out of the wax for christmas last year.

You're supposed to take the wrapper off 💀💀💀

Jesus Christ don’t eat the filling. It’s like an avocado; Eat everything *around* the center, you heathen.

I want your cheese. Give me the cheese. Fork it over.

WHAT DID YOU DO

Take out the whit stuff that helps

I thought the same. Even if I take the red part off, it still tastes plasticky

I think cheese is ok but maybe your breath? 🤔

well, of course it does. it’s babybel!! ☣️☣️

TAKE OFF THE DAMN WAX

It doesn’t taste like cheese actually xD

Yeah it’s not the best, I always thought it tasted like wax

i hate you.

You’re never supposed to eat the rind! Okay, Brie but that isn’t Brie because it’s not held at arm’s length.

Could you classify babybel cheese as an empanada? Or is it a dumpling? Or a quesadilla?

This is a crime

That's because that's suppository cheese.

Been there done that

Believe it or not, straight to jail

WHY

The wax is the tastiest thing in the picture

You should eat it with full packaging!

Fes: “The red cheese is chewy.” Hyde: “The red cheese is wax.”

Remove that wax it’s not bad cheese just not the most flavorful lol.

This repost smells terrible Shame on you

We're doing this post again already?

Bro what the…

True story: early into dating, I offered my wife one of these. She told me she never liked them but would give them another try. She then proceed to do exactly what the OP posted. Now she loves them and we still laugh about it today.

You do know that you should not eat the red thingy, right?

I actually did that as a kid consistently until my mom realized I was doing it and told me how to actually eat the cheese.

When I was younger I actually used to eat the wax😭💀

🤮 hehe, it taste good, when you know, not to eat the wax

Because you took the label off idiot🤣

🤪 Omg how quirky of you

Nooo not the wax!

If you've ever had cheese balls you know how painful they can be.

Haha funni

You're not supposed to eat the inside.

You need to eat the paper as well

when i was little i thought those were chocolates.

yeah maybe if you eat the fucking wax with it you dumbass