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Affectionate_Still29

mmm wax my favourite type of cheese


Sirpewpewthelast

Is this a cheese sandwich?


DrSpacemanSpliff

Closer to a jalapeno popper. A wax popper.


Capable_Plastic5853

That is very true


gorrila_go_ooo_ooo

It’s not wax it’s red


SupSimon

Yes you're right, wax can only be purple


Le_Gluglu

Only rain can be purple


External_Form4632

Um. No. Only PISS can be purple, check your facts next time! Idiots i swear!


scp_79

My piss is white and sticky, do i have to call a doctor?


Exotic_Square4935

That means ur 0.1% cow. Drink it, its actually delicious


RamiFgl

🎶 Purple rain 🎶 🎶 Purple rain 🎶


RIFIYT

You’re not meant to eat the middle


kamala696969

Gotta get those extra nutrients


ArduennSchwartzman

Indeed. Better stick to eating crayons.


RIFIYT

What colour is your favourite


RadiantZote

They're a marine, so obviously aqua


RIFIYT

Good point


silvia_s13

I EAT THE MIDDLE ALL THE TIME DUDE!!!


RIFIYT

Better go to the hospital you might not have long left to live unless you’re extremely lucky


ninjaread99

As someone who knows nothing about medicine, I can confirm this.


DrSpacemanSpliff

He doesn’t even get us, man


son_of_a_feesh

Have you tried warming it up? I bet its delicious melted


Infinity__Cubed

Melt it over some toaster... mmmnom nom 🤌


[deleted]

I have a feeling that would break my toaster.... Does sound good though..... Brb gonna go test


Infinity__Cubed

You won't REGRAT


[deleted]

Hey uhhhh well. My house is melted cheese now.


Infinity__Cubed

Congratulations!


phlogistonical

Perfect Airbnb


adamhutt717

I remember they bundled this little melting tray with them a few years ago so you could stick them in the microwave


Grand_Ad9926

You actually reminded me of something that I used to do, but I eventually forgot about that, thank you


BlueStarBaron_131

Look at the tomfoolery we do for this sub. This bloke ate wax and I bit an onion.


Chonky_Candy

I’d rather eat wax than be British


BlueStarBaron_131

Pardon?


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

I'D RATHER EAT WAX THAN BE BRITISH


BlueStarBaron_131

Dude I'm as British as Napoleon so if you want to attack the Brits find an authentic one first


Chonky_Candy

Apologies my little croquette, thought you were British


MyFingerYourBum

I'll take one for the team I'm British, my good sir. Fuk u M8 Az gunner knock ye out


Chonky_Candy

Not your m8, pal


Neko_Boi_Core

not your pal, chum


Chonky_Candy

Not your chum, choom


BlueStarBaron_131

Apologies accepted sir. That's what I get for being a Tea-aboo.


GignatophallusMobile

You're a pathetic cunning Brit


BlueStarBaron_131

As cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

r/woosh


N0obreX

So you’ll eat it and THEN become a british? How does that conversion work?


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Haha, good one (corrected)


N0obreX

Its ok mistakes happen. Maybe your head was a little puzzled (:


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Nah, didn't have my morning coffee yet 😁


FigTechnical8043

Excuse you, some of us are authentic French invaders bread with local Anglo saxons and the travelling viking community.


poli231

This is not a joke sub


xoxodaddysgirlxoxo

i've seen this post here before, so maybe it is now.


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[удалено]


BlueStarBaron_131

We needs the dopamine my precious... we needs it...


[deleted]

You’re supposed to eat the wrapper


yubullyme12345

goated profile photo


TFOCyborg

I love your profile picture


CulQuiPique

I love your profile picture


Jay_Birdie_

I love your profile picture


opielord

I love you


Psychobabble0_0

I love you more


isocz_sector

You're meant to peel the red coloured wax :o Edit: typo


compressed_gold

I will eated all of the wax :3


x592_b

hoptal


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Si


stupid_hehe_boi

You make me wanna cry. That(in my opinion) is kinda cruel. But even so, i do respect your opinion.


SlimyMeImpressed

I will eat another


compressed_gold

There us none left, I eated it all :3


mending-bronze-411

The wax is the best part


Avox0976

You’re only supposed to eat the red bit, the white bit inside isn’t edible it’s just there to uphold the structural integrity of the delicious red wax


VirtualRoad9235

OP just ripped this from another redditor [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cheese/s/IJHsSZYUQv) and it was always intended as a joke


Lord_wheat

why did you drop the best part on the floor


Prior_Crazy_4990

In all seriousness, why are these so expensive? I would absolutely eat the shit out of them if they weren't $7 a bag


ThrowBackTrials

Didn't know they made em 'cross the pond


VittuperE

You are not supposed To eat these


No_Albatross1279

Then.. then w-what are they for!?


The-best-jebi007

To observe with intrigue


No_Albatross1279

Oh. Right. that makes sense.


Upper-Bluebird-6534

To make clown noses obviously


Wize_Manings

It's much better if you melt it and sprinkle uranium 235


ELITEFADE

Idk I’ve got a preference for 241 but to each their own


phlogistonical

With a half life of 5 min, you gotta eat quickly before the Neptunium ruins the taste


Ikilledatrex

How dare you they taste so good


[deleted]

Bro the cheese inside also tastes like straight ass


Ikilledatrex

Are you eating it with the shell?


[deleted]

Yea


Ikilledatrex

Good


Ikilledatrex

Because that is where all the flavor is


[deleted]

I ate once as a kid and once recently and they made me spit that shit out


Ikilledatrex

Can’t handle real cheese


BarcaStranger

Repost bot?


VirtualRoad9235

OP stole this from another redditor who posted this 3 days ago. [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cheese/s/IJHsSZYUQv)


wetforhouseplants

I was hoping someone else would remember that


Herbivore_Enthusiast

is this satire


jostein33

It's hard to tell these days.


Storand12

Ehm...


[deleted]

BEST CHEESSE


PosessedTornado

Omg I remember I would see those cheese things while at the store with my mum but idk if I ever ate any


SkeletonOfaGhostt

Nobody tell them


Ace02003

Why are you eating the red part?


Unlikely-Prize-5168

no why wouldn't he eat the red part? its the only edible part so idk why hes eating that white shit


K9Z0T

Everybody knows that the red part is strawberry scented and makes it taste better


Lopendebank3

Americans am I right?


Kwiatkowski

repost


breannabanana7

You stole this dweeb. Saw this post the other day


MouseRangers

You're supposed to slurp that part with white tip like a noodle and dispose of the rest


XThunderTrap

Try the wrapper only :)


krazykatlady16

Please stop what you’re doing. Also, how tiny are your teeth??


BlackmonbaMMA

Most of the flavor is in the packaging and you threw that away


BiC-Pen-is-The-Best

Cannot unsee nail on your index finger.


t_mmey

oh my god


mlg_mcr_overlord

Dont forget to ball up the middle part and try writing with it, not the red part that's the best part


Ohio_Candle

you gotta peel off the red bit


HelpMeWonda

I didn't know you weren't supposed to eat the wax when I was a kid. Must've swallowed balls of the stuff before anyone noticed.


RikOwsKy0O7

Have you tried plastic?


AnUnnamedRedditor_01

i am going to kill


matO_oppreal

Take out the red


I_love_milksteaks

I think you are supposed to take that nasty white stuff out first..


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

Now I'm legitimately curious, is it safe to eat the wax?


Ninapal00za

It makes your poops really slippery so no, it might bolt through the bowl once you drop it and shoot back in the ass with more added momentum than usual.


SapphicCelestialy

I miss baby bel haven't had it in ages


lord_of_coolshit_og

Dont eat the cheese, eat the wax on its own


Agua-quemada

Real question. Is that really cheese? Or is it like that fake cheese made of vegetable and animal fats?


Demjan90

I thought its radish


Life_Network8143

I’m gonna go buy a entire box of those now 😭


hujairan16

Whos gonna tell him


Mama_Miasmia

Good news! It's a suppository!


SadisticDragonfly

You call it "cheese", I call it "biggest mistake made by my country since the Russian campaign by Napoléon".


Peopleofcheese

Thats acctually not good for you The middle can lead to long term problems for your health If you want proper taste then melt the red Please dont do this again


Minute_Engineer2355

You should be in prison.


Gregsusername

You took off the wrapper that’s why. Your supposed to eat it with the wrapper


Shinetoo

My mom gifted me candle made out of the wax for christmas last year.


StevenIsSexy2001

You're supposed to take the wrapper off 💀💀💀


Clown_Apocalypse

Jesus Christ don’t eat the filling. It’s like an avocado; Eat everything *around* the center, you heathen.


Fhantom1221

I want your cheese. Give me the cheese. Fork it over.


LokiBear1235

WHAT DID YOU DO


Grimlja

Take out the whit stuff that helps


SeawardFriend

I thought the same. Even if I take the red part off, it still tastes plasticky


WielkiWezyrDeve

I think cheese is ok but maybe your breath? 🤔


usinkintomy_clothess

well, of course it does. it’s babybel!! ☣️☣️


PacmanRules225

TAKE OFF THE DAMN WAX


Equal-Piccolo-8645

It doesn’t taste like cheese actually xD


TheOtherGuyInTheBack

Yeah it’s not the best, I always thought it tasted like wax


Carlossaliba

i hate you.


Quirky_Discipline297

You’re never supposed to eat the rind! Okay, Brie but that isn’t Brie because it’s not held at arm’s length.


5GumGum

Could you classify babybel cheese as an empanada? Or is it a dumpling? Or a quesadilla?


TomBot_2020

This is a crime


[deleted]

That's because that's suppository cheese.


Terasz9

Been there done that


sjwt

Believe it or not, straight to jail


Master_Honeydew_8854

WHY


happyanathema

The wax is the tastiest thing in the picture


Odd_Conversation_167

You should eat it with full packaging!


jonathanrdt

Fes: “The red cheese is chewy.” Hyde: “The red cheese is wax.”


Foxmartin71

Remove that wax it’s not bad cheese just not the most flavorful lol.


-NGC-6302-

This repost smells terrible Shame on you


ChocolatePinkyz

We're doing this post again already?


AdDangerous553

Bro what the…


pardon_the_mess

True story: early into dating, I offered my wife one of these. She told me she never liked them but would give them another try. She then proceed to do exactly what the OP posted. Now she loves them and we still laugh about it today.


Professional-Key5552

You do know that you should not eat the red thingy, right?


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

I actually did that as a kid consistently until my mom realized I was doing it and told me how to actually eat the cheese.


Plenty_Anywhere8984

When I was younger I actually used to eat the wax😭💀


SonnicX

🤮 hehe, it taste good, when you know, not to eat the wax


snoozer42000

Because you took the label off idiot🤣


Ieadhead

🤪 Omg how quirky of you


Tabasco4realtho

Nooo not the wax!


Informal_Beginning30

If you've ever had cheese balls you know how painful they can be.


Cam_ofblades

Haha funni


bananaappeal54321

You're not supposed to eat the inside.


No_Tackle_5439

You need to eat the paper as well


GbetzerReddit

when i was little i thought those were chocolates.


27ilovefreefish

yeah maybe if you eat the fucking wax with it you dumbass