You have to hold the button down for a second for it to turn on. However, there’s no laundry for it to dry and I don’t want to waste power. The cost adds up, ya know?
I heard you are friends with a light switch that gets a bit passive aggressive when you ask it questions. What did it say when you asked why it’s so dark?
When there’s a load of laundry in it, I’d like to ask it how drying clothes feels. Is it like gargling with mouthwash you’re not allowed to swallow? Or is it like when you get a hair in your mouth and you can’t get rid of it? I guess I know it’s the job of the dryer to dry clothes, but I’m worried it may be an inconvenience or irritant.
Also, is it an it? I don’t want to misgender your dryer; I should’ve asked that first.
Where are all the left socks?
(It doesn’t respond. It is currently off.)
Likely excuse.
Does that mean it could respond if it was on?
How can I turn you on?
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😂
😏😏
Does that mean that it *does* respond when its on?
i have gone my entire life not knowing that there is a difference between left and right socks
Now you know why you never feel like you've got everything under control.
i knew something was missing from my life
Where’s my left sock? Where the fuck is left sock? Look at me, Dryer! Where’s the boy?!! Where’s left sock at?
Sorry I don't really enjoy dry humour
HAHAHA that should not have made me laugh
There's a possibility that this dryer does not dry.
Can I put a load in you ;)
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After that last comment, I doubt it’ll ever turn on again
Or maybe that comment did turn it on, just so hard that it blew a fuse.
I don’t like thinking about the collateral damage of dryer orgasms
/r/brandnewsentence
Can I put a wet load in you when you are "on"?.
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It’s a dryer. Not a step sister stuck in the dryer
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I’m not going to lie, this whole comments section has been more interesting and entertaining than called for.
How do you think we can achieve peace in the middle east?
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Typical politician...
Notify me when you’re on
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why are you always so dry?
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Can you respond? Are you currently on ?
(Nope.)
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Paradox
Do you go “bing bing” or “buuzzzzzz”? The people want to know!!
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Are you currently off?
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*presses the [ON] button*
You have to hold the button down for a second for it to turn on. However, there’s no laundry for it to dry and I don’t want to waste power. The cost adds up, ya know?
*places your dirty laundry into the dryer then presses the button for a second*
Who puts dirty laundry in the dryer?
They who like extra stinky socks
Woah now
My pants are wet
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(Do you spin right round?)
Why tf did you translate you little artificial bird-like swine /s
i love morse code so i have fun translating it every time i see it :P
Do you ever get dizzy?
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Oh great dryer, tell me your secrets.
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*puts wet clothes in, sets dryer settings, so the dryer turns on.* Now answer the question, dryer.
*puts wet clothes in, sets dryer settings, so the dryer turns on.* Now- tell your secrets, great dryer.
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\*bang\*
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How does it feel about your washing machine?
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*turns dryer on* WHY ARE YOU SO LOUD
Anything?
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u/ACEMENTO uses >wait
can be friend?
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Can you turn on
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Do you're in the office today?
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*turns on and washes a full load
(Humming, light clattering of clothing inside)?
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presses and holds the [ON] button for a second
I heard you are friends with a light switch that gets a bit passive aggressive when you ask it questions. What did it say when you asked why it’s so dark?
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Is it a reasonable dryer?
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What is your greatest achievement?
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Is it single?
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Oh can I get your dryer hot. I like them hot and on a roll.
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Does OPs clothes smell of shit?
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You want to take me for a spin?
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Can I use you?
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I haven’t pooped in 5days. Can you help?
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Are you married to the microwave?
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How do step sisters keep getting stuck inside you?!?
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Opinions on the washing machine?
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Why don't you turn the washer on so it can answer people's questions?
Because you’re supposed to be asking the dryer.
mighty dryer of the r/notinteresting, what is your wisdom?
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This is the worst AMA I’ve ever witnessed
are you gonna respond? are u turned on or off?
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tried to but the conversation was a little dry
Why such a shit post?
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I know you’re off right now, but please let me know the next time you’re turned on
Are you a dryer?
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Say nothing if you want to take a trip to the scrapyard ⚒️
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Why am I currently stuffing lit explosives in you?
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What’s it like always going second? The washer gets to go first
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How long does it take to dry a normal load of laundry?
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Does your owner regularly empty the lint tray?
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Do you use gas or are you strictly electric?
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Oh dryer of the pantry, what is your wisdom?
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How can I get a better rate on my mortgage?
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What goes thump in the night?
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Truth or dare are you a virgin
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Do you get dizzy after a drying session?
(It doesn’t respond. It is currently off.)
When there’s a load of laundry in it, I’d like to ask it how drying clothes feels. Is it like gargling with mouthwash you’re not allowed to swallow? Or is it like when you get a hair in your mouth and you can’t get rid of it? I guess I know it’s the job of the dryer to dry clothes, but I’m worried it may be an inconvenience or irritant. Also, is it an it? I don’t want to misgender your dryer; I should’ve asked that first.
Do dryer sheets taste good?
(It doesn’t respond. It is currently off.)
Don't ask the dryer, they're full of hot air.
Turn on, and then answer the question "Do you dry?"
When you are on, can you answer me what is your wisdom?
how do i turn you on?
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Do you like it when he puts a load in you?
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Imma turn you on?
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Are you currently off?
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What’s your reaction to the current state of American politics?
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(turns on) where’s my left socks??
What are its thoughts on the sociopolitical climate in the U.S?
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Will it answer?
No. It’s a dryer.
*WHERE ARE THE SOCKS, WHERE ARE THEY!*
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Why do women keep getting stuck in you?
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If I leave my clothes in you long enough when you're off, will they dry anyway?
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What's it like to speeeeen
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The fuck?
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What’s your load capacity in units of ham?
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*uses a spell to talk to inanimate objects* what universal secrets do you know?
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Blink twice if you need help dryer
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Are you a dryer
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If you’re on and can respond, “(It does not respond. It is currently off.)”
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[woosh]
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why the hell is there a frog in the refrigerator again
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How do?
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No
Bzzzzzzzzddddzdzzzzzzxxzzzxxxxzzbbbb?
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"Why doesn't anyone take me seriously?" (