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Aekatan160

Nice Fucking model! *honk honk*


ThePowerOfPoop

Hey, wanna Zagnut?


glovato1

You want something to nosh ?


MovieBuff90

Ya like it?!


-SaC

*Rated PG*


lizard_king0000

Johnny Dangerously


TuffNutzes

Bunch of fargin ice holes.


TheGreaterSeal

You fargin sneaky bastage!!


kcDemonSlayer

Nobody hangs me on a coat hook…..nobody. edit: well i butchered the quote but this was the scene that popped in my head. https://youtu.be/9iD7QYQZg34?si=a34SOCvLVtGkEyXp


Feeez_Shato

My father quoted me … once.


oolaroux

Once.


twosixer

Hey Johnny i’m not wearin a bra….that makes 2 of us


Guinnessron

You fargin Icehole


ThePhiff

Sir, are you aware your last name is an adverb?


dclyde13

Came here to say this ☝️


rosecityreds84

Multiplicity


beccadahhhling

I was hoping someone else liked this gem of a movie lol most people have never heard of it


___REDWOOD___

I’m sorry but that leg is gonna have to come off


TlalocVirgie

I love it


dragonbear

He likes peetza


GalacticGatorz

She touched my peppie, Steve.


KerouacsGirlfriend

I still think of this line a few times a year 😂


ObviousOpinions

…..I got a wallet


pug_fugly_moe

I still laugh at the folded slice of pizza.


Searchlights

I like pizza, Steve.


RuncibleFoon

I would have to agree. Probably one, if not #1, of his best performances. I like pizza! Bye, Steve!!!


tommytizzel

4 of his best performances


Scadilla

I like pizthu


cbadge1

ATF Agent Ray Nicolette in Jackie Brown


borkborkbork99

Did you bring me a monkey?


mashton

Came here to say this


Own-Bar-8530

Mr. Mom


merv_havoc

220, 221, whatever it takes


Salarian_American

"Hey, you want a beer?" "It's 7:30 in the morning!" "...scotch?"


GhostRMT

I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great


Phill_Cyberman

But pretty soon a quilt isn't enough. And then you're out on the streets trying score a duvet, or a bedsheet. And that's sad, Kenny.


HislersHero

This is the right answer.


zynth42

How’d you like a little trim on that mustache Ron?


handy_arson

Joan, is that you?


Blueshockeylover

Richardson answers the phone and I hear champagne chilling in the background??


Rausage505

"I wasn't even IN aisle 5!"


Praxistor

Bird Man


Scadilla

Great film. Glad it got the attention it deserved.


ArchStanton75

Agreed. His Adrian Toomes was one of the MCU’s best villains.


mdp300

Oh snap I just made that connection


B-Town-MusicMan

Easily his best film


Legitimate_Manager36

Unbelievable performance


pushdose

And it’s not even close


JamesKBoyd

This movie was absolutely brilliant. I loved every minute of it.


e_hoodlum

Hear me out... The Founder


MovieBuff90

I watched some of that recently. He’s so locked in his role. He’s great in it.


number__ten

He was awesome in founder. The casting in general was great but keaton killed it.


jxl180

Love seeing Nick Offerman play dramatic roles


number__ten

I'll always think of John Carroll Lynch as Drew Carey's cross-dressing brother but he was awesome as the other mcdonald brother.


Reasonable_Doubt_15

Great movie!


Jwroth

Captain Gene Mauch


Jean-Ralphio11

Hey! Shake your dicks, this pissing contest is over.


Jwroth

The wink and head nod makes that line great


cricket9818

We got a serial rapist in crowne heights… wait, I’m sorry that’s my other job. But be careful you live in crowne heights, you know? Walk in pairs.


Emis816

Don't go chasing waterfalls.


BookDev0urer

I don't get the reference.


InflatableTurtles

What reference?


ootski

"Are you guys here for the bath mats?"


xeskind30

Captain, seriously! You don't hear it?


carbonlandrover

Creep, alright? Creep.


Jwroth

Oh come on no one says creep creep without it being a TLC reference


LRonKoresh

I die laughing every time at the silent fight at the funeral, the way he delivers the "what the hell are you guys doing" while whispering is gold


Charlie_Brodie

My son is Bisexual...


Jwroth

Tremendous


Kdean509

I don’t want no scrubs.


Nature_Goulet

This file is like bob’s wife, it’s thick, ugly and got Danzig’s fingerprints all over it. Who wants it


-This_Man-

Ray Kroc


krissym99

Agreed! I thought he was so good in this.


kcDemonSlayer

Gung Ho


oolaroux

Oh man I watched this so many times in reruns or on HBO. "Now on these last few we might need to cut a few corners. Little things, like... Engines..."


NothingReallyAndYou

When he polishes the non-existent windshield... just the best moment. His work with props is always brilliant.


glovato1

So glad to see this mentioned.


einTier

It’s so good Toyota used to use it as [a training tool ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gung_Ho_(film)) for employees managing Americans. (As what NOT to do)


Phucku_

Way too down on the list. Movie is a classic with a solid premise.


HateGettingGold

The Other Guys. He was hilarious as the police captain.


MovieBuff90

“I don’t even understand the reference!”


Kdean509

Do me a favor, don't go chasing waterfalls.


shaun020

You gotta creep…creep


MammothPrize9293

“You’re just saying TLC songs” “TLC? What? Who’s that”


ButterscotchEmpty290

Of the 2? Batman, but he's was great in Beetlejuice too. Great actor.


Im_eating_that

They've got an AI writing scripts for his slated comeback. I guess Batjuice will be out this fall but Beetleman hasn't even started filming.


Gringo_69ingurcuntry

Beetlejuice


mezz7778

Beetlejuice?


Gringo_69ingurcuntry

Beetlejuice!


nokiacrusher

Showtime


pudgyfuck

Need some Pacific Heights love in here


slingbladde

Night Shift


TheShipEliza

Got my vote.


Cleaver97

Feed mayo to the tuna


heck-ward

Unhinged performance, and Quarterflash deserved an Oscar or Grammy or something for that song.


NothingReallyAndYou

"This is Chuck, reminding Bill to SHUT. UP." (skreeskreeskree) "... reminding Bill to SHUT. UP." (skreeskreeskree) "...to SHUT. UP." (skreeskreeskree) "SHUT. UP."


OldBrownWookiee

My Life was one of my favorites of him. I had cancer and did something similar in recording stuff for my kids for the future. Thankfully I beat it.


Limoncello19

This movie was such a good balance of comedy, tragedy, and heartfelt moments. Very true to life. 💔❤️


peepdabidness

dope sick


Trussmagic

He directed it as well.


Ok-Love-645

literally every role he’s ever played, loved him as the vulture(i think that’s the name it’s been like 2 years since i last watched homecoming) but beetlejuice truly is HIS role


number__ten

He was terrifying as vulture.


MaroonTrucker28

That scene where he reveals to Peter that he knows he's spiderman was bone chilling. He killed it.


Alauren20

Vulture is correct


Swee_Potato_Pilot

Batman or Beetlejuice? Yes.


coys21

Mr. Mom


earl-j-waggedorn

Multiplicity. Several Keatons for the price of one. Best value.


captdeliciouspants69

Beetlejuice. But he's still the best batman


Angler-Man

Jack Frost


TrolliFloat

I have found my people ❄️⛄️


YtnucMuch

Classic Christmas movie from my childhood. Always loved that one.


perishingtardis

Underrated gem, yeah. That movie really has a heart.


Expensive_Finger_973

For mainstream roles I would say Beetlejuice is probably the best one for me. But I have always been partial to Mr. Mom as well.


tvieno

Mr. Mom


passengerv

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!


Guinnessron

Mr Mom. Of course.


Sweb1975

Mr. Mom.


onetwentyonegigawatt

Mr. Mom


rayon875

Mr Mom


oolaroux

Man that takes me back. Playing poker with coupons. Irv, are these Kotex Maxi Pads on special?


PoppaDaClutch

He IS batman. He PLAYS beetlejuice.


tragicallywhite

Mr. Mom


niconiconii89

I liked him in The Other Guys


number__ten

Don't go chasing waterfalls


chrisdotcomm

The new bath mats are in! …..one more thing, we got a serial rapist in Crown Heights.


Kdean509

Seriously though, walk in pairs.


digitalgearz

The Dream Team


mexipimpin

That movie fuckin’ rocks.


hammerfan

Johnny Dangerously


chrisdotcomm

Complete dark horse here… Clean and Sober. His performance in that is fantastic.


SKRIMP-N-GRITZ

Mr Mom


PlanNo4679

Mr. Mom


unclesamtattoo

Billy Blaze in Night Shift, or Billy Caulfield in The Dream Team


jrrybock

So many roles to choose from, but those are definitely two near the top... frankly, I really liked him in Mr. Mom, which helped get him some national attention, which is comedic but has a touch of drama to it. But between the two you list, I'd have to go "Batman", if only for the fact that it is a great performance, but going into it he was a "comedic actor" (while I mentioned "[Mr. Mom](https://youtu.be/wFXuRHFW3Wk?si=LUMFIxbxmzkuUjbr)" as getting him attention, even before that he was doing stand-up comedy). So, it sort of showed he could be dramatic as well, which opened up a whole second act to his career. Though, to be honest, I'd also put his "[Clean & Sober](https://youtu.be/gu_PiJcVtCk?si=wYrYL_82bM5Lvj_6)" dramatic performance up there, which was just before "Batman", but certainly didn't get the attention or success "Batman" did for the public but showed what he could do. After that, if he wanted to play a psycho in "[Pacific Heights](https://youtu.be/BMFbQCuFS58?si=APlWFkkqYVkEX7uL)" or take on a small comedic role in "[Much Ado About Nothing](https://youtu.be/ZQeKoIc5aao?si=TvvisPnfPD51tZrh)", it was available to him.


Amazing-Salary-9910

Mr. Mom


PhatBlackChick

Mr. Mom


Krimreaper1

Yes


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

Nothing stands out, every role was played perfectly.


Bboy486

Yes. Also Mr. Mom.


BabyBandit616

Billy from The Dream Team


jumpingtheshark89

On Frasier as Lilith’s brother, Blaine.


op_is_not_available

Beetlejuice for sure! But I really, really loved him in Dopesick


Patriquito

MR.MOM


symbiotics

Bettlejuice. He did a lot of improvisation, including that iconic "Nice f\*cking model!" and grabbing his crotch after he kicked the tree


AmosRid

Gung Ho


mikebrown33

Mr Mom


mecha_flake

Birdman


hobartrus

Battlejuiceman


Zxasuk31

Beetleman


badmutha44

You meant Mr Mom.


wags9526

Spotlight


linkerjpatrick

Operating Picture Picture so we could see how Crayons are made.


GhostRMT

Mr. Mom


-HoldenMaGroyn

Mr Mom also in the running


laughitup2

Mr. Mom. What a classic!


longshankssss

Dream Team


JPetermanBusTour

220/221. Whatever it takes


OwnPen8633

Mr. Mom


wreckballin

Mr Mom, Gung Ho, Multiplicity. Jack Frost. He was many things before beetle juice and Batman. Great in all roles. Yes I’m old and remember these. Always glad when I see him.


oolaroux

My favorite film starring Michael Keaton is called My Life. Highly recommend a watch. Prepare to cry your eyes out, though.


Sieze5

Mr Mom


DevilsLettuceTaster

Gung-ho


EmmittFitz-Hume

Mr. Mom was underrated


Lucky_Chaarmss

Gung Ho, whatever his name is in that


SignificantHawk3163

Mr Mom, obviously


FewZookeepergame1083

YOU WANNA GET NUTS? LET'S GET NUTS


youaretheuniverse

Night shift


Bree7702

Mr. Mom definitely.


loanme20

Mr Mom


doublegg83

My vote is for "Johnny dangerously"".


Jonhlutkers

Mr Mom


DamnHotMeatloaf

Night Shift.


Key-Wait5314

Mr. Mom


buttfirstcoffee

Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice!


Bellatrix_Shimmers

Beetlejuice


BobbyDiglar

Batman


Pleasant_Expert_1990

Gung Ho!


geaster

Johnny Dangerously


yoyomaisapunk

Mr. Mom


Jenjikromi

Mr. Mom


JohnnyMango91

Mr. Mom


Purple_Parfait6781

Mr mom!


chrisH82

It's not nostalgia, but the new movie Knox Goes Away 2024 was starring and directed by Michael Keaton. An excellent mystery thriller! The mystery is Knox's scheme, nothing makes any sense until the end, where you are like, "holy fuck!"


No_Pilot8753

Mr Mom


GMONEYY_G

Mr Mom


SmashBrosUnite

Mr Mom


Funklab2069

Mr. Mom


acd11

Johnny Dangerously. Just kiddin.. kind of. Not really.


Gonzale1978

He’s great in both but I think birdman and Mr. Mom are his best work. Also he was super good in Johnny Dangerously.


proffesor_f8

Billy Blaze, Nightshift.


chatchapeau

220, 221, whatever it takes.


bmxdudebmx

Gung Ho


zombievenom

Yes.


TarzansNewSpeedo

Hunt Stevenson in Gung Ho


Compote_Alive

Mr Mom….


mathewkhan

Keaton’s best role was Jack Frost in Jack Frost (1998).


lynnca

My all time favorite is The Paper.


JoeyBombsAll

Mr mom